's 2016 Horror Write-off:

Clogged Toilet

Submitted by Mr_Stickman

My toilet is always getting clogged.

I don't know why it keeps happening, it just does.

I can't even begin to describe the frustration I feel when I have to use the bathroom, only to have a mixture of toilet paper, feces, and urine greet me when I lift up the toilet lid.

I've never called a plumber to fix this because not only am I tight on money but' also because I have a feeling that they wouldn't be able to fix the problem.

One day when It was time for me to take a shower, I got into the bathroom and when I did I saw that the toilet was clogged again.

Groaning to myself, I got the plunger and Fixed it.

After I Took my shower and ate dinner I then needed to pee so I got up to the bathroom, only to find that the toilet was clogged again.

"What the Hell?" I said to myself. "I Didn't Even use it and it still got clogged!"

Yet again, I got out the plunger and fixed it.

After peeing I Then Went to bed and thought to myself that maybe I really did need to call a plumber.

I was awoken by the sound of my toilet flushing.

I was quickly scared thinking that a intruder entered my house, but then I realized why would someone break into my house just to use my toilet?

It was then that I saw a piece of worn folded paper on my bed.

Confused I picked it up, and then I also saw a line of tiny wet footprints leading to the bathroom.

I got out of bed and I saw that the footprints led to the toilet.

I didn't know what the hell was going on, but I then thought about the piece of paper.

I unfolded it.

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