Bogleech.com's 2016 Horror Write-off:
My toilet is always getting clogged.
I don't know why it keeps happening, it just does.
I can't even begin to describe the frustration I feel when I have to use the bathroom, only to have a mixture of toilet paper, feces, and urine greet me when I lift up the toilet lid.
I've never called a plumber to fix this because not only am I tight on money but' also because I have a feeling that they wouldn't be able to fix the problem.
One day when It was time for me to take a shower, I got into the bathroom and when I did I saw that the toilet was clogged again.
Groaning to myself, I got the plunger and Fixed it.
After I Took my shower and ate dinner I then needed to pee so I got up to the bathroom, only to find that the toilet was clogged again.
"What the Hell?" I said to myself. "I Didn't Even use it and it still got clogged!"
Yet again, I got out the plunger and fixed it.
After peeing I Then Went to bed and thought to myself that maybe I really did need to call a plumber.
I was awoken by the sound of my toilet flushing.
I was quickly scared thinking that a intruder entered my house, but then I realized why would someone break into my house just to use my toilet?
It was then that I saw a piece of worn folded paper on my bed.
Confused I picked it up, and then I also saw a line of tiny wet footprints leading to the bathroom.
I got out of bed and I saw that the footprints led to the toilet.
I didn't know what the hell was going on, but I then thought about the piece of paper.
I unfolded it.
In all-caps it said:
STOP DUMPING YOUR WASTE DOWN MY CHIMNEY.