Bogleech.com's 2016 Horror Write-off:

Home Cooking

Submitted by R. Pickman

I don't cook meals for myself anymore. It's just too much. I'll just take the finished product after someone else has gone through all the trouble, thank you very much. And I know there's an argument to be made about knowing where your food comes from, appreciating the work that goes into turning food off the farm into something else, but seriously. I just don't have the energy. All the peeling, and chopping, and searing, and boiling...it's exhausting.


And maybe it's just me, but I really don't appreciate when the produce winks at me.