Bogleech.com's 2016 Horror Write-off:
MOOOM! They're stabbing me!
But hey, at least the apples stopped laughing.
Oh god, finally a severance package! I've had this dumb head for months!
There are too many needles. How's a man supposed to get out of the forest these days?
One day, a group of Moths threw me into the Sun. The End.
Oh yeah, by the way, your bio class lied; the core of your body was pretty cold, actually.