Bogleech.com's 2016 Horror Write-off:
Kobester T. Jester
Once upon a time, in southwest california, in a town called SUBURBAN HOUSING AREA 5, Was a man, He lived not in a house, But a basement.
He had only one door, that lead to the basement. If you looked for his house, it would just look like an outhouse on a concrete floor.
Inside the house, DEEP underground, was a small room, 12 feet by 2 feet. at the very end, was a stout, small man. He was dirty, Smelly,
And was not alowed to leave. Nobody was alowed to leave. For they would not be able to comprehend what lay outside of their homes.
PS. My name is not Kobester T. Jester.