Bogleech.com's 2016 Horror Write-off:
They sent a Policeman, a Soldier, and an Assassin. They failed.
Force did not work; Strength was not there.
They sent a Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam. They failed.
Faith did not work; God was not there.
They sent an Electrician, an Explorer, and a Scientist. They failed.
Light did not work; Truth was not there.
Nothing will work; Nothing is there.