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Submitted by Brian Shadensack

In some world

Not this one

This following phrase causes Internal Hemorrhaging

In lower ranked members of a SERIAL KILLER CULT

"Alpha, Zeta, Delta, Beta.

All Around the Mulberry Bush

All Around the Mulberry Bush

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BOB"

Now in another world

Maybe this one

One can say this

Not in front of the ambiguous BLACK door

Ambiguous not because of its color

But whether or not it's a door

Don’t say it in front of the ambiguous BLACK door

The non angled ones will hear you

No one wants that

But in front of the Ambiguous WHITE door

For the "surprise" of a lifetime