Bogleech.com's 2017 Horror Write-off:
...and now, the weather!
Submitted by Enderlord99
Today's forecast is bright and sunny, with an average of 80 degrees Farenheit, or 27 Celsius.
The drought is expected to continue for the rest of the week.
The old man is snoring!
Pollen count is very low, and will be all day and night; good news for those with congested airways!
Went to bed...
Around 11:00 tonight, there will be a meteor shower. The pretty meteors will not hurt you.
...Bumped his head...
As always, tomorrow's forecast will be airing at 6:00 AM.
...Couldn't get up in the morning!
Be sure to awaken early to catch it! I don't know why I told you that; nobody sleeps in around here...