Bogleech.com's 2017 Horror Write-off:
Boar
Submitted by Toldentops
What's that? A game of tag, you say?
Of course, I'd love to join! Oh, what fun, this game of chase!
Hm, seems like I'm it.
Run, run! Run all you can! It's hopeless to run because I will get you. I will.
I'm faster than you. I can catch you! I can catch you! What fun, what fun!
I've go you! I've got you!! Ha! Haha! Hahahahaha!! HahaHAHAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!
You're mine now. You're mine now.
You're mine.
You're aaallll mine.
Heh..haha...I've got you...
Shut up!! Shut up!!! Stop trying to run away!! NO!! YOU WERE MINE AND I GOT YOU!!! YOU'RE MINE!!!!
DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME!!!!
COME BACK!!!!
DON'T!!! RUN!! .. away...from....me....
Heh....ha ha....
Oh.
Hm, it seems I outdid myself again today. Stop it! I've got to control my impulses. I mustn't lose myself. What a fool I am.
But, oh! The rush! The feeling of the hunt excites me like no other!
They are my prey. The world is my prey.
And I am the hunter.
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There's a girl that sits across from me in my chemistry class. She's fairly intelligent and wily, and on top of that, she's quite the beauty.
Ah, if only I were closer to her.
No! I've got no time for such foolish affairs. As if something to the likes of a woman's charm could sway me. I don't see what she could possibly see in me anyway, we haven't got a chance.
Though I'd like to see what hides under her skirt.
She's alone.
Oh, what does that matter? She's alone......
She's alone? With nobody around? With nobody to come and cry for help to? With nobody to save her and take her in their warm, comforting, safe arms?
Nobody?
Nobody's here.
Nobody's here.
How foolish it is to walk alone.
With nobody.
Hello.
Don't hide from me. Don't hide from me. There's nowhere to run, there's nowhere to escape.
Don't worry, you mustn't worry, there's nothing to worry about. Just a little talk is all.
Oh, you think I'm dangerous? I haven't done anything wrong to you yet. Not a thing. And yet, and yet! Here you are, afraid of me.
How delicious.
Delicious.
DELICIOUS!
DELICIOUS!!
DELICIOUS!!!
RUN, RUN, RUN!! Run like a deer, run! Your tail between your legs, your breath just running short, yes! Fear me, fear me, FEAR ME!!!
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE FROM ME.
YOU CANNOT.
I've got you now. I've got you.
You're all mine.
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It was just a misunderstanding, you see. Simply a mistake! Surely I couldn't've possibly done that. How foolish! What kind of imbecile would even dream of doing such a thing. Such scandal!
And to think, I had done it to you! Of course not!
No human being would commit such a heinous crime.
Fine, I understand. You don't believe me. I suppose I'll go on for the rest of my life as nothing but a liar. Poor, poor old me, just a traitor! Condemned to nothing but a life of misery and loneliness..... I can see you just waiting for me to rot!
So, please do forgive me, please. I'm innocent.
I'm glad you understand.
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We've been dating for months now. Ah, what joy! I finally feel like my life is complete! Oh, the bliss of having someone there to comfort you, someone to rest your head on, someone to love.
Ah, if only she would return my feelings. I love her. I love her. I love her, I really do.
Does she love me?
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A child.
She wants a child.
And, of course! Of course I'd return her feelings. I'd like nothing more than to raise a child and watch the fruits of its efforts become something splendid. Why, I'd teach the child the virtues and wonders of this world! Oh, how exciting! What a wondrous event indeed! I'm so excited I could scream.
Tonight.
She's lying on my bed, as beautiful as ever. I stroke her soft body, her delicate vessel.
I love you. I love you. Kiss me, please.
I can feel her heartbeat against mine. What a celestial sound.
She's tender.
And, oh! I could just eat you up! You're just so beautiful and delicate and soft and pretty and young and tender and succulent and weak and helpless and submissive and frail and belly-filling and buttery and juicy and flavorful and delicious, oh so delicious I could just eat you up!! I'd devour every last bite, oh, I'd lick you and devour you 'till your bones were clean, I'd butter you and boil you and savor every last drop!!
Something has awakened.
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Good morning!
Mm, I'm tired.
Suppose I'll make myself a toast.
Ah, darn. I burnt it.
Good morning, honey! Would you like me to make you a toast?
Ok! Have a safe drive to work!
I'd best be going as well.
Traffic... What a burden.
Oh, my favorite song's on! I suppose it makes up for the traffic. I've got a meeting at five...
Blegh, lunch today isn't so good. I hate chicken Parmesan.
Hmm, the sky's looking pretty dark. I'd best get home before it rains.
I'm home!
How was work today? Good?
Dinner smells good tonight. Your cooking is delicious, as usual!
Time for bed. Goodnight, dear.
Goodnight, deer.
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Hospital! We gotta rush you to the hospital! Are you ok? Are you in pain? Oh, we've got to hurry there quickly! The baby will come soon!
Hello! Yes, my wife is about to have a baby!
It's ok, dear. You're safe now.
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Soon, soon. The baby will come soon! I'm practically bursting with excitement! What will it be like? I wonder. I suppose I'll have to go shopping for it soon. It'll be much noisier around the house, but I guess I'll get used to it.
It's here!! It's here!!
My beautiful child is here!
Oh, let me see! Let me see my child.
Oh my goodness.
I'm a father now!! I'm the father of this child! I'm so happy I could eat you up!
I love you, my child.
My child.
My DELICIOUS!child.
No!
I love my DELICIOUS!child, my DELICIOUS!child!!
What's happening to me??
DELICIOUS!child, DELICIOUS!child, I'm just trying to say DELICIOUS!child but something's wrong! I don't want to eat my DELICIOUS!child, I don't!
I don't! I don't! I don't! I DON'T!! I DON'T!!!
I don't?
I don't!
I don't!
I don't!
I don't!
I don'!
I don!
I do!
I do!
I do!
I DO!!!
I DO!!!
I DO!!!!
FUCK YOU, I'M HUNGRY AS HELL
I WANNA EAT HIM
HHHHHHDHHHAHHSHHSHAHSH
I'M HUNGRY!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HUNGRY??!?!?!?
I'M HUNGRY!!
I'M HUNGRY!!
I'M HUNGRY!!!
I'M HUNGRY!!!
It's contained. It's ok, it's ok, I'm ok, my child is going to be ok. My wife is ok, everything is going to be ok. I'm fine. My child will be safe. We are going to be ok.
Don't look at me like that, dear.
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I'm not going to be a good one for me and I don't think that I have a nice person who has a good one for me and I don't think that I have a lot to be a good one and I love the new one for you and me both of us are going to be ok
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EAT
YOU'RE HUNGRY, YOU SHOULD EAT
FEED ME
I'M HUNGRY
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I'm awake!
Oh.
Dear?
Dear? Where are you?
Where are you, dear? I thought you were supposed to be sleeping next to me.
Where are you?
Where is my child?
Why have you left me, deer?
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Dear!
Dear?
DEAR
DEAR
DEAR
DEER
I'M HUNGRY
I'M HUNGRY
?????!!!!?!?!???
WHERE ARE YOU
YOU ARE NOT HERE
WHERE ARE YOU???????
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE????
I AM HUNGRY
I WANNA EAT SOMETHING
PLEASE FEED ME
I'M HUNGRY
GONNA GO CHECK THE FRIDGE
FRIDGE FRIDGE FRIDGE
?!???!?
THERE'S NOTHING IN THE FRIDGE????? NO!!!!! I AM HUNGRY!!!! I WANTED TO EAT THE WHOLE FRIDGE BUT WHERE IS THE FOOD???!?!?
WHY ARE THERE NO THINGS IN THE FRIDGE????!???
WHERE ARE YOU DEER
I'M HUNGRY
DeeeREEEEEEDEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEREEDEEEEEEEE
DEER
WHERE
ARE
YOU
I WANNA EAT YOU
I WANNA CUT YOU UP
I WANNA TASTE YOU
I WANNA BITE INTO YOUR FLESH
I'M HUNGRY
I’M HUNGRY
I'M GONNA KILL YOU
GOTTA FIND A KNIFE FROM THE KITCHEN
GONNA GET A KNIFE
KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE
KNIFE
FOUND ONE!!!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE KNIFE
HAHAHAHAHA
GONNA SLICE YOU TILL YOU BLEED DRY
I'M THIRSTY!! I'M SO THIRSTY!!
WHERE ARE YOU?? THE HOUSE ISN'T THAT BIG
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING
WHERE ARE YOU
WHERE ARE YOU
COME OUT
FOUND YOU!!!!!!!! FOUND YOU!!!!!!!! YOU'RE MINE!!! YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!!
I'M GONNA EAT YOU!! YOU'RE JUST SO DELICIOUS I'M GONNA DEVOUR YOU!!!! OH, HOW TASTY YOU MUST BE!!!
TASTY TASTY TASTY!!!!!!
DEAR, DEER
I WANT YOU
DEAR, DEER
YOU’RE MINE
I WANT YOU, DEER
DEER!!!
DEER!!!
DEER!!!
DEER
DEER
DEER
DEER?
DEER??
DEER???
DEAR
DOAR
BOAR
BOAR
BOAR?????!??!?
BOAR!!!
BOAR!!!!
BOAR!!!!!
BOAR!!!!!!
BOAR!!! I WANNA EAT BOAR!!! BOAR? ME!! BOAR!! BOAR? DELICIOUS!! ME, DELICIOUS!!!
BOAR, ME, BOAR, DELICIOUS!!
DELICIOUS BOAR!!!!!!
AAAAUGGH IT HURTS!!! WHY DOES IT HURT??? NOOOO!! NONONONONONO!! NO!!! NO!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DONT WA
[Deer]
AAAAUUGHAUGHAUUGHHHH
WHY DEER
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME DEER
DON'T YOU LOVE ME, DEAR?
AAAAUUUGHHH
"Heh. I suppose you got what you deserved."
DEER
"Scum like you.... I've been hunting you down ever since we met eyes. I knew you were a boar. How ironic, then, that you thought you were the hunter. And to think! You were a fool who exposed himself. A boar who cannot control himself is a menace to our world. What would have happened if you'd fallen into the hands of a hapless rabbit? Or perhaps a sparrow? Thankfully, I lured you in for am these years and kept you under my control. Your foolishness is out. The child knows now."
"The world is cruel, boar. What a cruel, cruel world we exist upon. Thus, I must do what I can to remove the vermin that infect the world with cruelty."
DEER
"I hope you've learned your lesson."
DEER
"Flee. You must leave, my child. Don't fall under the arms of a boar like your father."
"Goodnight, Boar."
Of course, I'd love to join! Oh, what fun, this game of chase!
Hm, seems like I'm it.
Run, run! Run all you can! It's hopeless to run because I will get you. I will.
I'm faster than you. I can catch you! I can catch you! What fun, what fun!
I've go you! I've got you!! Ha! Haha! Hahahahaha!! HahaHAHAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!
You're mine now. You're mine now.
You're mine.
You're aaallll mine.
Heh..haha...I've got you...
Shut up!! Shut up!!! Stop trying to run away!! NO!! YOU WERE MINE AND I GOT YOU!!! YOU'RE MINE!!!!
DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME!!!!!
DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME!!!!
COME BACK!!!!
DON'T!!! RUN!! .. away...from....me....
Heh....ha ha....
Oh.
Hm, it seems I outdid myself again today. Stop it! I've got to control my impulses. I mustn't lose myself. What a fool I am.
But, oh! The rush! The feeling of the hunt excites me like no other!
They are my prey. The world is my prey.
And I am the hunter.
-------
There's a girl that sits across from me in my chemistry class. She's fairly intelligent and wily, and on top of that, she's quite the beauty.
Ah, if only I were closer to her.
No! I've got no time for such foolish affairs. As if something to the likes of a woman's charm could sway me. I don't see what she could possibly see in me anyway, we haven't got a chance.
Though I'd like to see what hides under her skirt.
She's alone.
Oh, what does that matter? She's alone......
She's alone? With nobody around? With nobody to come and cry for help to? With nobody to save her and take her in their warm, comforting, safe arms?
Nobody?
Nobody's here.
Nobody's here.
How foolish it is to walk alone.
With nobody.
Hello.
Don't hide from me. Don't hide from me. There's nowhere to run, there's nowhere to escape.
Don't worry, you mustn't worry, there's nothing to worry about. Just a little talk is all.
Oh, you think I'm dangerous? I haven't done anything wrong to you yet. Not a thing. And yet, and yet! Here you are, afraid of me.
How delicious.
Delicious.
DELICIOUS!
DELICIOUS!!
DELICIOUS!!!
RUN, RUN, RUN!! Run like a deer, run! Your tail between your legs, your breath just running short, yes! Fear me, fear me, FEAR ME!!!
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE FROM ME.
YOU CANNOT.
I've got you now. I've got you.
You're all mine.
----------
It was just a misunderstanding, you see. Simply a mistake! Surely I couldn't've possibly done that. How foolish! What kind of imbecile would even dream of doing such a thing. Such scandal!
And to think, I had done it to you! Of course not!
No human being would commit such a heinous crime.
Fine, I understand. You don't believe me. I suppose I'll go on for the rest of my life as nothing but a liar. Poor, poor old me, just a traitor! Condemned to nothing but a life of misery and loneliness..... I can see you just waiting for me to rot!
So, please do forgive me, please. I'm innocent.
I'm glad you understand.
------------
We've been dating for months now. Ah, what joy! I finally feel like my life is complete! Oh, the bliss of having someone there to comfort you, someone to rest your head on, someone to love.
Ah, if only she would return my feelings. I love her. I love her. I love her, I really do.
Does she love me?
----------
A child.
She wants a child.
And, of course! Of course I'd return her feelings. I'd like nothing more than to raise a child and watch the fruits of its efforts become something splendid. Why, I'd teach the child the virtues and wonders of this world! Oh, how exciting! What a wondrous event indeed! I'm so excited I could scream.
Tonight.
She's lying on my bed, as beautiful as ever. I stroke her soft body, her delicate vessel.
I love you. I love you. Kiss me, please.
I can feel her heartbeat against mine. What a celestial sound.
She's tender.
And, oh! I could just eat you up! You're just so beautiful and delicate and soft and pretty and young and tender and succulent and weak and helpless and submissive and frail and belly-filling and buttery and juicy and flavorful and delicious, oh so delicious I could just eat you up!! I'd devour every last bite, oh, I'd lick you and devour you 'till your bones were clean, I'd butter you and boil you and savor every last drop!!
Something has awakened.
------------
Good morning!
Mm, I'm tired.
Suppose I'll make myself a toast.
Ah, darn. I burnt it.
Good morning, honey! Would you like me to make you a toast?
Ok! Have a safe drive to work!
I'd best be going as well.
Traffic... What a burden.
Oh, my favorite song's on! I suppose it makes up for the traffic. I've got a meeting at five...
Blegh, lunch today isn't so good. I hate chicken Parmesan.
Hmm, the sky's looking pretty dark. I'd best get home before it rains.
I'm home!
How was work today? Good?
Dinner smells good tonight. Your cooking is delicious, as usual!
Time for bed. Goodnight, dear.
Goodnight, deer.
------------
Hospital! We gotta rush you to the hospital! Are you ok? Are you in pain? Oh, we've got to hurry there quickly! The baby will come soon!
Hello! Yes, my wife is about to have a baby!
It's ok, dear. You're safe now.
-----------
Soon, soon. The baby will come soon! I'm practically bursting with excitement! What will it be like? I wonder. I suppose I'll have to go shopping for it soon. It'll be much noisier around the house, but I guess I'll get used to it.
It's here!! It's here!!
My beautiful child is here!
Oh, let me see! Let me see my child.
Oh my goodness.
I'm a father now!! I'm the father of this child! I'm so happy I could eat you up!
I love you, my child.
My child.
My DELICIOUS!child.
No!
I love my DELICIOUS!child, my DELICIOUS!child!!
What's happening to me??
DELICIOUS!child, DELICIOUS!child, I'm just trying to say DELICIOUS!child but something's wrong! I don't want to eat my DELICIOUS!child, I don't!
I don't! I don't! I don't! I DON'T!! I DON'T!!!
I don't?
I don't!
I don't!
I don't!
I don't!
I don'!
I don!
I do!
I do!
I do!
I DO!!!
I DO!!!
I DO!!!!
FUCK YOU, I'M HUNGRY AS HELL
I WANNA EAT HIM
HHHHHHDHHHAHHSHHSHAHSH
I'M HUNGRY!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HUNGRY??!?!?!?
I'M HUNGRY!!
I'M HUNGRY!!
I'M HUNGRY!!!
I'M HUNGRY!!!
It's contained. It's ok, it's ok, I'm ok, my child is going to be ok. My wife is ok, everything is going to be ok. I'm fine. My child will be safe. We are going to be ok.
Don't look at me like that, dear.
-------------
I'm not going to be a good one for me and I don't think that I have a nice person who has a good one for me and I don't think that I have a lot to be a good one and I love the new one for you and me both of us are going to be ok
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EAT
YOU'RE HUNGRY, YOU SHOULD EAT
FEED ME
I'M HUNGRY
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I'm awake!
Oh.
Dear?
Dear? Where are you?
Where are you, dear? I thought you were supposed to be sleeping next to me.
Where are you?
Where is my child?
Why have you left me, deer?
-------------
Dear!
Dear?
DEAR
DEAR
DEAR
DEER
I'M HUNGRY
I'M HUNGRY
?????!!!!?!?!???
WHERE ARE YOU
YOU ARE NOT HERE
WHERE ARE YOU???????
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE????
I AM HUNGRY
I WANNA EAT SOMETHING
PLEASE FEED ME
I'M HUNGRY
GONNA GO CHECK THE FRIDGE
FRIDGE FRIDGE FRIDGE
?!???!?
THERE'S NOTHING IN THE FRIDGE????? NO!!!!! I AM HUNGRY!!!! I WANTED TO EAT THE WHOLE FRIDGE BUT WHERE IS THE FOOD???!?!?
WHY ARE THERE NO THINGS IN THE FRIDGE????!???
WHERE ARE YOU DEER
I'M HUNGRY
DeeeREEEEEEDEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEREEDEEEEEEEE
DEER
WHERE
ARE
YOU
I WANNA EAT YOU
I WANNA CUT YOU UP
I WANNA TASTE YOU
I WANNA BITE INTO YOUR FLESH
I'M HUNGRY
I’M HUNGRY
I'M GONNA KILL YOU
GOTTA FIND A KNIFE FROM THE KITCHEN
GONNA GET A KNIFE
KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE
KNIFE
FOUND ONE!!!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE KNIFE
HAHAHAHAHA
GONNA SLICE YOU TILL YOU BLEED DRY
I'M THIRSTY!! I'M SO THIRSTY!!
WHERE ARE YOU?? THE HOUSE ISN'T THAT BIG
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING
WHERE ARE YOU
WHERE ARE YOU
COME OUT
FOUND YOU!!!!!!!! FOUND YOU!!!!!!!! YOU'RE MINE!!! YOU'RE MINE!!!!!!!
I'M GONNA EAT YOU!! YOU'RE JUST SO DELICIOUS I'M GONNA DEVOUR YOU!!!! OH, HOW TASTY YOU MUST BE!!!
TASTY TASTY TASTY!!!!!!
DEAR, DEER
I WANT YOU
DEAR, DEER
YOU’RE MINE
I WANT YOU, DEER
DEER!!!
DEER!!!
DEER!!!
DEER
DEER
DEER
DEER?
DEER??
DEER???
DEAR
DOAR
BOAR
BOAR
BOAR?????!??!?
BOAR!!!
BOAR!!!!
BOAR!!!!!
BOAR!!!!!!
BOAR!!! I WANNA EAT BOAR!!! BOAR? ME!! BOAR!! BOAR? DELICIOUS!! ME, DELICIOUS!!!
BOAR, ME, BOAR, DELICIOUS!!
DELICIOUS BOAR!!!!!!
AAAAUGGH IT HURTS!!! WHY DOES IT HURT??? NOOOO!! NONONONONONO!! NO!!! NO!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DONT WA
[Deer]
AAAAUUGHAUGHAUUGHHHH
WHY DEER
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME DEER
DON'T YOU LOVE ME, DEAR?
AAAAUUUGHHH
"Heh. I suppose you got what you deserved."
DEER
"Scum like you.... I've been hunting you down ever since we met eyes. I knew you were a boar. How ironic, then, that you thought you were the hunter. And to think! You were a fool who exposed himself. A boar who cannot control himself is a menace to our world. What would have happened if you'd fallen into the hands of a hapless rabbit? Or perhaps a sparrow? Thankfully, I lured you in for am these years and kept you under my control. Your foolishness is out. The child knows now."
"The world is cruel, boar. What a cruel, cruel world we exist upon. Thus, I must do what I can to remove the vermin that infect the world with cruelty."
DEER
"I hope you've learned your lesson."
DEER
"Flee. You must leave, my child. Don't fall under the arms of a boar like your father."
"Goodnight, Boar."