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Submitted by Anonymous
[Lost dog poster at the corner of 9th & Holly]
LOST
Black & white mutt
Answers to the name of Hailey
If found, God help you
[Posted 03_27_2035 at hannahbanana.blogspot.com]
HOLY SHIT, you are not going to BELIEVE what just happened!
So I was walking outside to get the mail (I know, right? Who gets actual MAIL anymore?) and all of a sudden this gigantic what was that
Guys. Something just made a really loud crashing noise outside the house. I'm gonna go investigate. I'll keep you guys posted.
[Found on a fridge at 1047 Holly St]
grocery list
eggs
milk
waffles
detergent
aa batteries
dog food
duct tape
bullets
pig's blood
candles
[Email sent 7:32 PM, 04_02_2035]
From: thecodgod0314@gmail.com
To: hannahbanana79@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Explosions???
Yikes, that sounds scary! Are you okay? I didn't think anything like this would happen this close to home! Then again, everyone thinks that...
Do you want me to come over?
[Notice posted in Gainesville Public Library]
NOTE TO ALL LIBRARY PATRONS:
Due to recent events, Orange® phones are no longer allowed in the biography section. We apologize for the inconvenience.
[Graffiti on the corner of 17th & Lawrence]
THE HARBINGER
it watches. always. it awakens. soon.
[Graffiti on the exterior of Gainesville Public High School]
aidan waz here
SUCk MY DiCK
theyarefallinginthestreetstheyarelandingontheroofstheyaregatheringinforeststheyarecoming
your MOM is coming lol
^ THIS PERSON SUCKS
none of you are prepared. how soon you all will fall
HANNAH + MIKE = <3
FUCK THA MAN
sK33TBooRD3R
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[Text messages sent from 555-960-8724 to 555-945-2150]
(8724): look what followed me home!
(8724): <Picture is of a dog of indeterminate breed>
(2150): aww! cute! do u think its a stray?
(8724): it doesn't have a collar or anything so idk
(2150): what r u gonna do with it?
(8724): idk, i might call the humane society if it doesnt wander off or no one comes looking for it
(2150): u should keep it lol
(8724): lol thats not happening, my mom would throw a fit
(2150): o ya thats right she wont let you have any pets :P
(8724): yeah shes like a harbinger
(8724): *harpy lol wtf
(2150): lol what those aren't even that similar
(8724): ikr, autocorrect makes no sense sometimes
(2150): XD
(8724): hoyl shit whtf is happening
(2150): ????
(8724): the dog is...idk like somethings happening to it
(2150): do u think its sick?
(8724): it doesn't look sick, it looks...twisted? idek it doesnt even look like a dog anymore
(2150): u should get away, it might have rabies or something!
(8724): THAT IS NOT A DGO FCUKUFDSF
(2150): mike!! wtf is happening?
(2150): mike?
(2150): oh my god. mike. plz answer D:
(2150): im calling u now
(2150): mike pick up
(2150): mike
(2150): nooo D:
[Graffiti on the corner of 17th & Lawrence]
THE HARBINGER
it watches. always. it awakens. now.
[Voicemail text-to-speech, sent from 555-945-2150 to 555-960-8724 at 3:57 PM]
Mike this is Hannah please pick up I'm really worried stay away from that dog and please call me back okay okay I love you bye
[Voicemail text-to-speech, sent from 555-945-2150 to 555-960-8724 at 4:19 PM]
Mike I'm coming over to your house please text me if you get this and let me know you're all right don't die or anything okay Mike I'll be over soon okay bye
[Excerpts from the Gainesville Daily Journal, recovered from a burned home]
...loud sound like an explosion, and are usually preceded by...
...would like to remind Gainesville residents that approaching stray dogs can be dangerous. Not all dogs have had shots to prevent them from acquiring diseases such as rabies, and it can be difficult to tell whether or not a dog...
...are currently presumed missing. Their last known whereabouts are...
...fires have been linked to Orange® company products. Orange®, a startup company that produces smartphones, has been involved in several...
...These messages have appeared across town with increasing frequency during the past couple of weeks. Phrasing of the messages may vary, but the overall content is consistent: warnings about a "harbinger" that is soon to awaken, if the messages are to be believed. It is currently unknown what these messages are referring to, if anything; it is entirely possible that they are merely a passing fad. However, the...
...extensive damage to streets and sidewalks, which has already been responsible for one motor vehicle accident in the past week. Strangely enough, no buildings have yet been damaged by the pods, although there have been two reported incidents where...
[Missing persons flyer, badly damaged]
MISSING: Mi.........vens
...6'1'', brown hair, hazel eyes. Last seen...
..........ocated at......
......wrence St. Do not appro........
.............
..
If found, please call......960-41.......
[Posted 04_11_2095 at hannahbanana.blogspot.com]
So Mike's been missing for three days now. I am freaking out. APPARENTLY, there's some sort of weird dog in the neighborhood, and like 4 people have disappeared after interacting with it. THAT WE KNOW OF. And none of them have been recovered so far. What even the fuck? What is it doing with these people? Is it rabid? Does it have an owner? Now Mike's gone and I might never see him again. I don't know what I'm going to do.
Hold up, is that THE dog outside the window? Oh god, I think it is! It's black and white, kind of scruffy looking...oh man, I'm scared. What do I do?
I think I'm going to go to it. Maybe I can figure out where Mike went.
[Posted 04_12_2095 at hannahbanana.blogspot.com]
d0n't worry about her
she@s fine
it's not m# you shou1d be sc.red of
[Graffiti on the corner of 17th and Lawrence]
THE 'SPARK', THE FIRES, THE PODS, THE DEATHS, IT'S ALL CONNECTED
OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE
[Found at 1047 Holly Street]
March 25
The end of the world would be a lot easier to bear if Hailey was still here. I miss her so much. I hope she's in doggy heaven. Maybe she became an angel.
Maybe she's watching over me as I write this. Hailey, are you there?
March 28
God bless the Internet. It really does have everything.
I really hope this works.
April 2
I've made a horrible mistake. Hailey Haliel...I'm so sorry.
I should have left you alone.
[Text message sent from 555-945-2150 to 555-914-1173]
your s!ns are f0rgiven
LOST
Black & white mutt
Answers to the name of Hailey
If found, God help you
[Posted 03_27_2035 at hannahbanana.blogspot.com]
HOLY SHIT, you are not going to BELIEVE what just happened!
So I was walking outside to get the mail (I know, right? Who gets actual MAIL anymore?) and all of a sudden this gigantic what was that
Guys. Something just made a really loud crashing noise outside the house. I'm gonna go investigate. I'll keep you guys posted.
[Found on a fridge at 1047 Holly St]
grocery list
eggs
milk
waffles
detergent
aa batteries
dog food
duct tape
bullets
pig's blood
candles
[Email sent 7:32 PM, 04_02_2035]
From: thecodgod0314@gmail.com
To: hannahbanana79@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Explosions???
Yikes, that sounds scary! Are you okay? I didn't think anything like this would happen this close to home! Then again, everyone thinks that...
Do you want me to come over?
[Notice posted in Gainesville Public Library]
NOTE TO ALL LIBRARY PATRONS:
Due to recent events, Orange® phones are no longer allowed in the biography section. We apologize for the inconvenience.
[Graffiti on the corner of 17th & Lawrence]
THE HARBINGER
it watches. always. it awakens. soon.
[Graffiti on the exterior of Gainesville Public High School]
aidan waz here
SUCk MY DiCK
theyarefallinginthestreetstheyarelandingontheroofstheyaregatheringinforeststheyarecoming
your MOM is coming lol
^ THIS PERSON SUCKS
none of you are prepared. how soon you all will fall
HANNAH + MIKE = <3
FUCK THA MAN
sK33TBooRD3R
[Advertisement for Orange® Spark™ Ver. 3.0]
Tired of watching your phone's battery die within a day? Get the new Orange® Spark™ 3.0 and enjoy a battery life of up to 60 hours, without compromising on the smooth performance you know and love.
Orange®: The future is sweet.
[Text messages sent from 555-960-8724 to 555-945-2150]
(8724): look what followed me home!
(8724): <Picture is of a dog of indeterminate breed>
(2150): aww! cute! do u think its a stray?
(8724): it doesn't have a collar or anything so idk
(2150): what r u gonna do with it?
(8724): idk, i might call the humane society if it doesnt wander off or no one comes looking for it
(2150): u should keep it lol
(8724): lol thats not happening, my mom would throw a fit
(2150): o ya thats right she wont let you have any pets :P
(8724): yeah shes like a harbinger
(8724): *harpy lol wtf
(2150): lol what those aren't even that similar
(8724): ikr, autocorrect makes no sense sometimes
(2150): XD
(8724): hoyl shit whtf is happening
(2150): ????
(8724): the dog is...idk like somethings happening to it
(2150): do u think its sick?
(8724): it doesn't look sick, it looks...twisted? idek it doesnt even look like a dog anymore
(2150): u should get away, it might have rabies or something!
(8724): THAT IS NOT A DGO FCUKUFDSF
(2150): mike!! wtf is happening?
(2150): mike?
(2150): oh my god. mike. plz answer D:
(2150): im calling u now
(2150): mike pick up
(2150): mike
(2150): nooo D:
[Graffiti on the corner of 17th & Lawrence]
THE HARBINGER
it watches. always. it awakens. now.
[Voicemail text-to-speech, sent from 555-945-2150 to 555-960-8724 at 3:57 PM]
Mike this is Hannah please pick up I'm really worried stay away from that dog and please call me back okay okay I love you bye
[Voicemail text-to-speech, sent from 555-945-2150 to 555-960-8724 at 4:19 PM]
Mike I'm coming over to your house please text me if you get this and let me know you're all right don't die or anything okay Mike I'll be over soon okay bye
[Excerpts from the Gainesville Daily Journal, recovered from a burned home]
...loud sound like an explosion, and are usually preceded by...
...would like to remind Gainesville residents that approaching stray dogs can be dangerous. Not all dogs have had shots to prevent them from acquiring diseases such as rabies, and it can be difficult to tell whether or not a dog...
...are currently presumed missing. Their last known whereabouts are...
...fires have been linked to Orange® company products. Orange®, a startup company that produces smartphones, has been involved in several...
...These messages have appeared across town with increasing frequency during the past couple of weeks. Phrasing of the messages may vary, but the overall content is consistent: warnings about a "harbinger" that is soon to awaken, if the messages are to be believed. It is currently unknown what these messages are referring to, if anything; it is entirely possible that they are merely a passing fad. However, the...
...extensive damage to streets and sidewalks, which has already been responsible for one motor vehicle accident in the past week. Strangely enough, no buildings have yet been damaged by the pods, although there have been two reported incidents where...
[Missing persons flyer, badly damaged]
MISSING: Mi.........vens
...6'1'', brown hair, hazel eyes. Last seen...
..........ocated at......
......wrence St. Do not appro........
.............
..
If found, please call......960-41.......
[Posted 04_11_2095 at hannahbanana.blogspot.com]
So Mike's been missing for three days now. I am freaking out. APPARENTLY, there's some sort of weird dog in the neighborhood, and like 4 people have disappeared after interacting with it. THAT WE KNOW OF. And none of them have been recovered so far. What even the fuck? What is it doing with these people? Is it rabid? Does it have an owner? Now Mike's gone and I might never see him again. I don't know what I'm going to do.
Hold up, is that THE dog outside the window? Oh god, I think it is! It's black and white, kind of scruffy looking...oh man, I'm scared. What do I do?
I think I'm going to go to it. Maybe I can figure out where Mike went.
[Posted 04_12_2095 at hannahbanana.blogspot.com]
d0n't worry about her
she@s fine
it's not m# you shou1d be sc.red of
[Graffiti on the corner of 17th and Lawrence]
THE 'SPARK', THE FIRES, THE PODS, THE DEATHS, IT'S ALL CONNECTED
OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE
[Found at 1047 Holly Street]
March 25
The end of the world would be a lot easier to bear if Hailey was still here. I miss her so much. I hope she's in doggy heaven. Maybe she became an angel.
Maybe she's watching over me as I write this. Hailey, are you there?
March 28
God bless the Internet. It really does have everything.
I really hope this works.
April 2
I've made a horrible mistake. Hailey Haliel...I'm so sorry.
I should have left you alone.
[Text message sent from 555-945-2150 to 555-914-1173]
your s!ns are f0rgiven