Bogleech.com's 2017 Horror Write-off:
Ice Cream Flavor Idea
Submitted by Brian Shadensack
Satiated, maybe, you look down at your spoon. The spoon is cookie dough as is the table. You panic, running on cookie dough floors, to look in the mirror.
The mirror is cookie dough...you are cookie dough, you gasp as your lungs are now better at asphyxia and being delicious but not good at being lungs.
You die, absorbed into the omnipresent cookie dough, the gates of heaven speckled with chocolate chips.