Bogleech.com's 2017 Horror Write-off:
Incoming Transmission
Submitted by Mika Orange
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>You have 1 new message(s) from [UNKNOWN].
[UNKNOWN]: THIS IS THE USS JOTUN TRANSMITTING AT 30 KHZ. DO YOU COPY.
[You]: what the hell is this
[You]: how did you get on my chat client
[UNKNOWN]: I DON'T UNDERSTAND. REPEAT: THIS IS THE USS JOTUN TRANSMITTING AT 30 KHZ. DO YOU COPY, OVER.
[You]: yeah i copy or whatever
[You]: i just dont get what kind of prank this is
[UNKNOWN]: THIS IS NOT A PRANK. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY TRANSMISSION.
[UNKNOWN]: OUR ENGINES HAVE FAILED COMPLETELY. ALL NAVIGATION SYSTEMS ARE DOWN. WE HAVE BEEN STRANDED HERE FOR 2 WEEKS, WITH RATIONS DANGEROUSLY LOW.
[You]: havent u been able to get through to someone else
[UNKNOWN]: NEGATIVE. WE'VE TRIED TO TRANSMIT EVERY DAY FOR HOURS AT A TIME, AND WE'VE ONLY GOTTEN STATIC.
[UNKNOWN]: YOU ARE OUR LAST HOPE.
[You]: hang on a second
[You]: this cant be right, im on a homemade chat client not a radio
[You]: also its pretty brave of u to pin ur last hope on a teenage girl :P
[UNKNOWN]: WHAT ON EARTH IS A CHAT CLIENT?
[UNKNOWN]: AND DID YOU SAY YOU WERE A TEENAGE GIRL?
[You]: a chat client, ya know, like discord (except I made this one myself lol)
[You]: and yeah im a teenage girl, u creeper
[UNKNOWN]: I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE "DISCORD" YOU ARE REFERRING TO.
[You]: cmon man it's 2018 get w the program
[UNKNOWN]: THIS IS NO TIME TO JOKE AROUND.
[UNKNOWN]: OUR LAST KNOWN COORDINATES WERE 25.0166'N, 71.0123'W.
[UNKNOWN]: CONTACT WHOEVER YOU CAN TO SEND HELP. ANYONE YOU KNOW WHO'S IN THE NAVY, ARMY, CORPS, ANYTHING.
[You]: ok ill try to help
[You]: i have a cousin who's in the army i think
[You]: but i wasnt joking about it being 2018
[UNKNOWN]: RESPECTFULLY, THAT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.
[UNKNOWN]: THE YEAR IS 1915.
[You]: wait what
[You]: ur shitting me right
[UNKNOWN]: YOUNG LADY, THERE IS NO NEED FOR SUCH LANGUAGE.
[You]: listen i looked up the uss jotun
[You]: it disappeared.
[You]: lost at sea.
[You]: almost 103 years ago.
[You]: so u can drop the act now.
[UNKNOWN]: ...
[UNKNOWN]: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
[UNKNOWN]: THEN HOW...
[UNKNOWN]: ...
[You]: seriously, this isnt funny anymore
[UNKNOWN]: THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
[UNKNOWN]: THE YEAR IS 1915. WE ARE STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE. WE'VE ONLY BEEN OUT HERE FOR 2 WEEKS.
[You]: i dont know what to tell u
[You]: but for me the uss jotun is long gone
[UNKNOWN]: I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER. MAYBE IT WAS MORE THAN 2 WEEKS.
[UNKNOWN]: MAYBE IT WAS 3 WEEKS. A MONTH. 2 MONTHS, EVEN.
[UNKNOWN]: BUT THERE IS NO WAY WE'VE BEEN LOST FOR A CENTURY.
[UNKNOWN]: THE LOG...WHERE IS THE LOG?
[You]: ...
[You]: tell me, who am i talking to right now
[UNKNOWN]: THIS IS CAPTAIN THOMAS WISE.
[You]: im getting the same results
[You]: captain thomas wise, lost at sea with the uss jotun, presumed dead
[You]: probably dead because its been 103 goddamn years
[UNKNOWN]: BUT THAT'S...
[You]: impossible?
[UNKNOWN]: YES. IMPOSSIBLE.
[UNKNOWN]: THIS FEELS LIKE SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE DREAM. ONE THAT I'LL SURELY WAKE UP FROM.
[You]: it's not a dream for me
[UNKNOWN]: ...
[You]: ok
[You]: i think i know what's going on
[You]: captain wise, you're dead. you've been dead for over a century.
[You]: ive read some stuff about ghosts, and one thing about them is they repeat things over & over.
[UNKNOWN]: I SUPPOSE...
[UNKNOWN]: HOWEVER LONG IT'S BEEN, I KNOW FOR A FACT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TRANSMIT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
[You]: in order to get to the afterlife, they have to realize they're dead, and move on
[You]: do you understand?
[UNKNOWN]: ...
[UNKNOWN]: ...NO.
[UNKNOWN]: I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS.
[UNKNOWN]: THIS IS A DREAM, A STRESS DREAM BROUGHT ON BY BEING TRAPPED IN A SUB FOR 2 WEEKS.
[You]: captain wise, you have to listen to me
[You]: you're not dreaming
[UNKNOWN]: WHEN I WAKE UP, I WILL KEEP TRANSMITTING. FOR HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES.
[UNKNOWN]: AND I WILL GET US HOME.
[You]: you have to move on
[You]: please
>[UNKNOWN] has left the chat.
[You]: ...
[You]: fuck