Bogleech.com's 2017 Horror Write-off:
Process
Submitted by Hugo A Gomez (email)
How to make someone
disappear in 6 simple steps
Step 1: First of all, you must make sure that the target
(the person you want gone) has no prior knowledge of the process, this is
because if they know about the process, they can defend themselves from it, and
that will not be good for you, once you have made sure that the target does not
know anything you can proceed to step 2
Step 2: First you must get a digital photograph of the target, in this
picture only the person considered as the objective must appear (if the
photograph includes more than one person then the process will be unable to
identify which is the objective), once you get the picture, it will have to be
printed on a sheet of white paper of 21.6 by 27.9 centimeters, this will be the
basis of the contract with the process, when you have this document ready you
can proceed to step 3
Step 3: On the side of the sheet containing the picture you
must write the following words in legible letter:
· -Caleidoscopio
· -Cumpleaños
· -Taciturno
· -Dramaturgia
· -21
· -Azabache
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-Adieu
Once you have finished writing the words, you will start to
hear whispers behind you, ignore the whispers, they are just proof that your
contract is valid, from now on, you will have a maximum of 12 hours to consider
whether you want to proceed with the next step , if you decide not to proceed,
wait until the 12 hours end, by then the whispers will be gone and your
contract will be cancelled, you must not break the null
contract, Just put it in a place where nobody can see it (they can still see
you but they will not bother you)
Step 4: Once your contract is ready and approved, the only
thing missing is to sign, under no circumstances should you use your own name
when signing (or any name in general), all you need to sign the document is a
drop of body fluid (blood, sweat, tears, etc.) Belonging to the user of the
contract (you), once the contract is signed, you will have unlimited time to take
the next step (it is recommended to take the next step immediately, they will
do their part without a problem, but the only thing they expect from you is
that you take this seriously and do yours too.)
Step 5: You must leave the contract in a place where your
objective can see it, once the objective has seen the contract, the process
will formally start, under no circumstances should you allow the objective to
see you depositing the contract, because if the objective know who you are and what the process is, they
can and will use this information to defend themselves from it
Step 6: Wait, after 6 hours you
will know if the process has been successful or not, at this time it is
recommended not to open the doors or windows to anyone, in case the contract is
returned please review the ₴ parameter for more information.
How to defend
yourself from the process in 4 simple steps
From the moment you see the contract, you will have a time
limit of 6 hours to be able to defend yourself against it, the method to do so is the
following:
Step 1: First you have to find out who is the one who sent
you the contract, have you seen someone close to you acting in a strange way?,
is there someone you've hurt?, is there someone who hates you? Once you have
the absolute certainty of who has been the person who gave you the contract,
proceed to the next step.
Step 2: Look for a stain of some bodily fluid on the side of
the contract, this is the signature of the user, when you find it, you must
cover it with a drop of your own bodily fluids, once done, proceed to step 3
Step 3: You must return the contract to the user , no matter
if the user sees you or not, the only thing that matters is that the user looks
at the contract ,but discretion is
recommended , once the user looks at the contract, it will stop being linked to
you ,once done discard the contract the way you want
Step 4: If you have achieved the
3 steps already mentioned before the time limit, and are not taken by them, it means that you are no
longer considered as objective by the process,
continue with you daily life as if this had never happened,make sure it
does not hapend again
₴ in case of return
of contract ₴
Step 1: Do not do anything, do not move, do not shout, do
not cry, do not close the doors or windows, do not call for anyone, do not ask for
help, just sit down and stay still, you have been outbid, they will come to
collect you soon
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Adieu.