Bogleech.com's 2017 Horror Write-off:
Punchline
Submitted by Yellowmane (email)
Punchline
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup! What is this fly doing in my soup!?"
"It appears to be doing the backstroke, sir!"
"Replace this soup immediately!"
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a spider in my soup! What is this spider doing in my soup!?"
"It appears the spider is hunting for the fly from earlier, sir!"
"I want another soup! This is awful!"
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a wasp in my soup! What is the wasp doing in my soup!"
"It appears to be laying eggs in the spider, sir!"
"I demand this soup replaced! And stop bringing me the same soup!"
"Waiter! There's an eye in my soup now! What is it doing?!"
"It appears to be looking for the wasp that we removed, sir!"
"This is revolting! Bring me something different!"
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"Waiter! Waiter! There's blood and fingers in my burger! Why are there blood and fingers in my burger?!"
"That - Sir - is the previous customer who would not accept our food ... sir!"
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup! What is this fly doing in my soup!?"
"It appears to be doing the backstroke, sir!"
"Replace this soup immediately!"
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a spider in my soup! What is this spider doing in my soup!?"
"It appears the spider is hunting for the fly from earlier, sir!"
"I want another soup! This is awful!"
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a wasp in my soup! What is the wasp doing in my soup!"
"It appears to be laying eggs in the spider, sir!"
"I demand this soup replaced! And stop bringing me the same soup!"
"Waiter! There's an eye in my soup now! What is it doing?!"
"It appears to be looking for the wasp that we removed, sir!"
"This is revolting! Bring me something different!"
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"Waiter! Waiter! There's blood and fingers in my burger! Why are there blood and fingers in my burger?!"
"That - Sir - is the previous customer who would not accept our food ... sir!"