Bogleech.com's 2018 Horror Write-off:
Crevice Creeper
Submitted by Crocuta Borealis
How do.
Crevice Creeper be I.
What I does is, I creeps crevices.
Been at it a while. Not too shabby at it neither, even if I does say so Iself. I done crept crevices of every shape and size, concrete and steel, plastic, stone and meat.
This be how it goes- I keeps I eye out, I does, and by and by I spies a crevice what looks like it be due a good creeping.
“how do, crevice,” I says to Iself, “reckons I’ll creep ‘ee.”
And then I creeps it, good and proper.
And if ‘ee has a crevice what I ain't crept yet, never fret. I'll get to ‘ee by and by.
Just ‘ee see if I don’t.