Bogleech.com's 2018 Horror Write-off:

Mrs. Badger and Mrs. Otter

Well, hey, Mrs. Badger! Thank you for coming.

I come from the hill and I'm coming to get you.

I'm coming to get you. I'm coming to get you.

I'm going to get you!

Well, hey, Mrs. Otter! Thank you for coming.

I come from the creek and I'm coming to get you.

I'm coming to get you. I'm coming to get you.

I'm going to get you!

[Musical Interlude]

Well, hey, Mrs. Badger! Thank you for coming.

Well, hey, Mrs. Otter! Thank you for coming.

We're coming down hard and we're coming to get you.

We're coming down hard and we're going to get you.

We're going down hard and we're going to get you.

We're going to get you. We're going to get you.

WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU!