Bogleech.com's 2018 Horror Write-off:
RED RIPE JOHNNY
Submitted by Sabedile
Red Ripe Johnny had a pair of eyes
that shone like hot coals in the night.
Red Ripe Johnny had a set of teeth
that had a mean as devil bite.
Red Ripe Johnny was a nice young man
that never knew how to be bad.
Red Ripe Johnny was a sour old man
that never knew how to be glad.
Red Ripe Johnny was a charming scamp
and shamelessly he stole my heart.
Where are you, my Red Ripe Johnny,
and where is my most precious part?