Bogleech.com's 2018 Horror Write-off:

RED RIPE JOHNNY

Submitted by Sabedile

Red Ripe Johnny had a pair of eyes

that shone like hot coals in the night.

Red Ripe Johnny had a set of teeth

that had a mean as devil bite.

Red Ripe Johnny was a nice young man

that never knew how to be bad.

Red Ripe Johnny was a sour old man

that never knew how to be glad.

Red Ripe Johnny was a charming scamp

and shamelessly he stole my heart.

Where are you, my Red Ripe Johnny,

and where is my most precious part?