Bogleech.com's 2018 Horror Write-off:
Submitted by D-Pad
Greetings, Earthlings! I am Korblak, ringmaster of Korblak’s Intergalactic Circus! On behalf of our fine performers, I’d like to thank you all for enjoying our flying saucer show. When we came to your planet human-decades ago, we weren’t expecting such a warm welcome. The coverage of our spectacle in your social media has been quite inspiring. We haven’t had such a great season since Betelgeuse! Now, as for the subject of payment, soon our clownoids will be visiting your homes in order to collect those delicious brains of yours; if you also want to offer them your livers as a tip, you’re more than welcome to do so. Thank you for your attention, and have a great day!