Bug Report

10/31/19, 11:00 PM CST: Wikipedia page "Monkeybone" disappears. Multiple Wikipedia users express a desire to see the page "Monkeybone", despite showing no previous interest. Analytics show a vastly increased number of attempts to access page "Monkeybone" during this time.

11/01/19, 00:00 AM CST: Wikipedia page "Monkeybone" reappears. Unusual interest in page continues.

11/02/19, 3:11 AM CST: First fan page in 18 years dedicated to the 2001 film "Monkeybone" is created. Thousands of people join Monkeybone fan forums.

11/02/19, 4:45 AM CST: Number of individual people on Monkeybone fan forums reaches 100 thousand.

11/02/19, 5:16 AM CST: Number of individual people on Monkeybone fan forums reaches 10 million.

11/02/19, 5:23 AM CST: Number of individual people on Monkeybone fan forums reaches 1 billion.

11/02/19, 5:24 AM CST: Number of individual people on Monkeybone fan forums reaches 1 trillion and stops rising.

11/02/19, 5:24 AM CST: Simultaneously, popular Star Wars fan forum "Galactic Basic" suddenly becomes a Monkeybone fan forum. Many users express confusion about this.

11/02/19, 6:32 AM CST: Users on Monkeybone fan forum "Galactic Basic" cease expressing.

11/02/19, 2:13 PM CST: All Star Wars fan forums suddenly become Monkeybone fan forums.

11/02/19, 3:29 PM CST: The 1977 film "Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope" has suddenly always been the 2001 film "Monkeybone".

11/02/19, 9:30 PM CST: All information related to the film series "Star Wars" has suddenly always been about the 2001 film "Monkeybone" and its sequels.

11/03/19, 2:01 AM CST: All movies have suddenly always been the 2001 film "Monkeybone".

11/03/19, 4:42 AM CST: All media was released in 2001 and had similar thematic elements to the 2001 film "Monkeybone".

11/03/01, 5:16 AM CST: All years are 2001.

11/03/01, 5:32 AM CST: All human narratives are the 2001 film "Monkeybone".

11/03/01, 1:03 PM CST: All life forms retroactively become Brendan Fraser circa 2001.

11/03/01, 1:05 PM CST: Brendan Frasers begin subsuming each other, creating aggregate Brendan Frasers with mass equal to one component Brendan Fraser. Excess mass is being destroyed with no output of energy.

11/03/22, 2:58 AM CST: All Brendan Frasers have been subsumed. The sole remaining Brendan Fraser stands motionless on the Bonneville Salt Flats.

1/8TH THE RUNTIME OF MONKEYBONE LATER: Reality reconfigures itself. All space consists solely of an infinitely vast plane of indestructible white salt, visually identical to the Bonneville Salt Flats. Time is now meaningless.

2/3RDS THE RUNTIME OF MONKEYBONE LATER: Brendan Fraser regurgitates a large number of human embryos, which rapidly grow into copies of every actor credited with a speaking role in the 2001 film "Monkeybone", fully dressed.

1/2 THE RUNTIME OF MONKEYBONE LATER: All actors begin speaking their lines from the 2001 movie "Monkeybone" in a monotone, proceeding in the order in which they were spoken in the movie. They repeat this until they expire from dehydration.

19 TIMES THE RUNTIME OF MONKEYBONE LATER: Rose McGowan expires from dehydration. Only Brendan Fraser remains. 8 AND 1/2 TIMES THE RUNTIME OF MONKEYBONE LATER: Brendan Fraser is transfigured into salt.

16 MILLION TIMES THE RUNTIME OF MONKEYBONE LATER: Heat death of the universe.

00/00/NEGATIVE 13.8 BILLION, 00:00 AM CST: The universe is created. Nothing of note happens for 13.8 billion years.

10/31/19, 11:00 PM CST: Wikipedia page "The Adventures of Pluto Nash" disappears.