Bogleech.com's 2019 Horror Write-off:
How "I know an old lady" ends
Submitted by Gozuforce
I know an old lady
who swallowed a horse.
Must have force, to swallow a horse.
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die
I know an old lady
who swallowed a guy
I don’t lie she swallowed a guy
She swallowed the guy to catch the horse
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
I hope she'll die
I know an old lady
who swallowed a whale
without fail she swallowed a whale
She swallowed the whale to catch the guy
She swallowed the guy to catch the horse
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
I hope she'll die
I know an old lady
who swallowed a tank
my heart sank when she swallowed a tank
She swallowed the tank to catch the whale
She swallowed the whale to catch the guy
She swallowed the guy to catch the horse
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
I hope she'll die
I know an old lady
who swallowed a room
She went boom, and swallowed a room
She swallowed the room to catch the tank
She swallowed the tank to catch the whale
She swallowed the whale to catch the guy
She swallowed the guy to catch the horse
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
I hope she'll die
Was that an old lady
who swallowed the world
as she whirled, she swallowed the world
She swallowed the world to catch the room
She swallowed the room to catch the tank
She swallowed the tank to catch the whale
She swallowed the whale to catch the guy
She swallowed the guy to catch the horse
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
And now we’ll die
who swallowed a horse.
Must have force, to swallow a horse.
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die
I know an old lady
who swallowed a guy
I don’t lie she swallowed a guy
She swallowed the guy to catch the horse
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
I hope she'll die
I know an old lady
who swallowed a whale
without fail she swallowed a whale
She swallowed the whale to catch the guy
She swallowed the guy to catch the horse
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
I hope she'll die
I know an old lady
who swallowed a tank
my heart sank when she swallowed a tank
She swallowed the tank to catch the whale
She swallowed the whale to catch the guy
She swallowed the guy to catch the horse
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
I hope she'll die
I know an old lady
who swallowed a room
She went boom, and swallowed a room
She swallowed the room to catch the tank
She swallowed the tank to catch the whale
She swallowed the whale to catch the guy
She swallowed the guy to catch the horse
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
I hope she'll die
Was that an old lady
who swallowed the world
as she whirled, she swallowed the world
She swallowed the world to catch the room
She swallowed the room to catch the tank
She swallowed the tank to catch the whale
She swallowed the whale to catch the guy
She swallowed the guy to catch the horse
She swallowed the horse to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
And now we’ll die