Bogleech.com's 2019 Horror Write-off:
Slender Man’s Super Secret Lost YouTube Video
Submitted by Ben Aron
I’ve always been interested in the unknown. I’ve always wanted to see what I was not meant to see. I think this might be why I’m such a big fan of Slender Man. I mean, what is he? An alien? A demon? Some pale, skinny dude that’s facially challenged? The guy’s a very appealing character to me.
One day, I was in this ARG forum. The topic was Slender Man YouTube series and their corresponding alternate reality games. We talked about some of the classics like Marble Hornets, but then I heard about one that really interested me. A lost Slenderverse series.
Supposedly, a group of three friends in Chicago were working on a Slender Man series that could only be viewed on the dark web. I know it sounds crazy, but I was interested. It sounded like they created this urban legend of dark web Slender Man adventures to create hype. The word was that you had to contact a guy known as VladImpaler313.
So I found one of his comments on Reddit, and replied with a question. “How do I find dark web Slender Man?”
It took three days, but VladImpaler313 responded to my question. “Skype me,” he said.
We exchanged Skype information and video chatted about the legend. “How do I even find the dark web?” I asked.
“Listen, man. I don’t know if you’re ready. I don’t know if you’re ready for this side of YouTube,” he said.
“YouTube? How could it be on YouTube? I thought this was some real dark web shit?” I asked.
“YouTube has shit on it that even the people running it don’t know about it. Dark shit. Shit that could get people killed or worse. Transdimensional shit,” he told me while spitting all over his webcam. “I can give you the link but you have to promise me something. Don’t share it with anyone. This shit is cursed.”
He sent me the link. I opened it. It was on what looked like YouTube but everything was distorted and the video… well…
It was a video of Slender Man riding some dude’s cock.
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing and I was getting hard. This was a YouTube treasure and seemingly no one else knew about it. I didn’t know porn could exist on YouTube, but it wasn’t normal YouTube and it wasn’t normal porn. It was darker.
My mom came into my room. I quickly closed my laptop. My face was red.
“Mom! Knock first! Knock!” I yelled.
“Oh, all right!” she yelled back.
I opened my laptop back up. The video was gone.
I went through my day, trying to act like nothing happened even though my whole world had changed.
The next day, I received a weird looking envelope in my mailbox. I opened the envelope. Inside were two slips of paper. One slip had some kind of Morse code or something on it. “.... . .-.. .-.. --- .-.-.- / .. / .- -- / .-. . .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / .-.. --- -. . .-.. -.-- / .- -. -.. / .-- .- -. - / - --- / ..-. . . .-.. / .- / ... .-.. --- .--. .--. -.-- / .--. . . .--. . . / .. -. / -- -.-- / .- -. .- .-.. / -.-. .- ...- .. - -.-- .-.-.- / - .... .- -. -.- ... .-.-.-“
The other slip of paper had the words “NO EYES” on it and circles with X’s on them.
Suddenly, I started coughing up blood. I ran to the bathroom and spit out a lot of it in the sink.
The next day, I received another strange letter. This one had an address on it. I hopped on a train and I went to that location. There was an old, abandoned house there. Inside the house was a piece of paper. It read, “IT HAS YOU.”
I came back home and opened up my laptop computer. Another sexy Slender Man video was playing.
There was static. Something was coming through the screen. It was HIM.
I have good news. Slendy gives good head. The dude (?) is a very sensual lover.
One day, I was in this ARG forum. The topic was Slender Man YouTube series and their corresponding alternate reality games. We talked about some of the classics like Marble Hornets, but then I heard about one that really interested me. A lost Slenderverse series.
Supposedly, a group of three friends in Chicago were working on a Slender Man series that could only be viewed on the dark web. I know it sounds crazy, but I was interested. It sounded like they created this urban legend of dark web Slender Man adventures to create hype. The word was that you had to contact a guy known as VladImpaler313.
So I found one of his comments on Reddit, and replied with a question. “How do I find dark web Slender Man?”
It took three days, but VladImpaler313 responded to my question. “Skype me,” he said.
We exchanged Skype information and video chatted about the legend. “How do I even find the dark web?” I asked.
“Listen, man. I don’t know if you’re ready. I don’t know if you’re ready for this side of YouTube,” he said.
“YouTube? How could it be on YouTube? I thought this was some real dark web shit?” I asked.
“YouTube has shit on it that even the people running it don’t know about it. Dark shit. Shit that could get people killed or worse. Transdimensional shit,” he told me while spitting all over his webcam. “I can give you the link but you have to promise me something. Don’t share it with anyone. This shit is cursed.”
He sent me the link. I opened it. It was on what looked like YouTube but everything was distorted and the video… well…
It was a video of Slender Man riding some dude’s cock.
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing and I was getting hard. This was a YouTube treasure and seemingly no one else knew about it. I didn’t know porn could exist on YouTube, but it wasn’t normal YouTube and it wasn’t normal porn. It was darker.
My mom came into my room. I quickly closed my laptop. My face was red.
“Mom! Knock first! Knock!” I yelled.
“Oh, all right!” she yelled back.
I opened my laptop back up. The video was gone.
I went through my day, trying to act like nothing happened even though my whole world had changed.
The next day, I received a weird looking envelope in my mailbox. I opened the envelope. Inside were two slips of paper. One slip had some kind of Morse code or something on it. “.... . .-.. .-.. --- .-.-.- / .. / .- -- / .-. . .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / .-.. --- -. . .-.. -.-- / .- -. -.. / .-- .- -. - / - --- / ..-. . . .-.. / .- / ... .-.. --- .--. .--. -.-- / .--. . . .--. . . / .. -. / -- -.-- / .- -. .- .-.. / -.-. .- ...- .. - -.-- .-.-.- / - .... .- -. -.- ... .-.-.-“
The other slip of paper had the words “NO EYES” on it and circles with X’s on them.
Suddenly, I started coughing up blood. I ran to the bathroom and spit out a lot of it in the sink.
The next day, I received another strange letter. This one had an address on it. I hopped on a train and I went to that location. There was an old, abandoned house there. Inside the house was a piece of paper. It read, “IT HAS YOU.”
I came back home and opened up my laptop computer. Another sexy Slender Man video was playing.
There was static. Something was coming through the screen. It was HIM.
I have good news. Slendy gives good head. The dude (?) is a very sensual lover.