-ASSMANTIS- Graduated from law school in 60XXQ B.C.M. (before conventional matter). Married itself shortly thereafter and has raised one trillion inanimate offspring. |
-AXABOD- Migrated to the Fear Dimension from his birthplace inside of a great space-beast. His touch causes hives and his breath causes hallucinations. |
-Beanviper- A vegetable subgod of immense power trapped in a larval state. Only through consumption of spinal fluid can it reach maturity. In its dark slumber it dreams of becoming a country music singer. |
-Bubba Mudman- A lazy and gluttonous monster that feeds primarily on fat cells. Married to an attractive young human named Emily who collects porcelain cats. |
-Chitinite- Carrion-eating crustaceoid from the Fear Dimension's sewage sea. Once a year, it sheds its exoskeleton and takes on a completely new shape. |
-Brax Mooks- Plagued since early larvalhood by gruesome nightly visions of chainsaws, Brax Mooks suffered bullying and ridicule until a grueling 40 years of therapy finally cured him of his irrational phobia. |
-Blood Urchin- Brainless spawn of Hirudoplax, the cocoon-mind that forever circles the moon of eyes! |
-BlindWeasel- One of an ancient race that burrows deep beneath the Fear Dimension grave-forest. Their massive eyes are physically blind, but can see into the dreams of creatures in our own world. |
-Bill- There isn't anything interesting about bill. They can't all be winners. |
-Big Bugeye Wilson- A bit of a loudmouth with an ego problem. Wilson is the lone computer tech at a factory where living manifestations of guilt are manufactured and shipped to foggy, abandoned mountain towns. |
-Bugsy Krabsworth- An inner ear parasite of a gargantuan floating head, Bugsy was the first of his species to break into modeling and currently enjoys status as the Fear Dimension's most famous teen heartthrob. |
-Cactakiss- Fluid-sucking fungoid from the meat desert. Likes her men young, well-groomed and rich in precious hemoglobin.. |
-Carnox- This weed-demon engineers plant diseases that regularly cross into our own world and beam nutrients back to their master. Hates dogs. |
-Cletus- This simple country bumpkin runs a successful intestine-farm on the fourth sphere. Likes his intestines with a light seasoning of fetus. |
-Dave- This craniavore fancies himself Cethlu's gift to females and spends most of his time clubbing. Actually has yet to share his spores with anyone or even move out of his grandmother's catacombs. |
-Devipede- This Soul-sucking magmaworm pretends to be a more important monster than it really is. Big fan of fantasy role-playing games and sudoku puzzles. |
-Dick McSlick- What it does with its razor-sharp proboscis is not suitable for children. |
-Droolapse- Actually the fruiting body of a fungus that grows between realities. Destined to sprout in an explosion of nuclear chaos. |
-Dumbo cocoon- Even he cannot be certain what is growing within his hardened shell. |
-Egglypuff- A dung-dervish that enjoys rotten eggs, offensive humor and portable video games. Able to communicate with parasitic worms. |
-Eyegoo- One of the simplest Fear Dimension entities, but no less dangerous on the material plane. It can suck the eyeball tissue from a living being simply by staring at it. |
-Fred- A purple pod-plodder politician who pioneered policies of pod-plodder prejudice. |
-Gakkton- Oil-eating suckerbeast with control over water. A similar creature once escaped into the real world and grew to city-stomping proportions. |
-Gil- None are entirely certain what Gil is supposed to be, but most are in agreeance that he doesn't serve a purpose. Will he ever prove them wrong? Will he ever figure out his own anatomy? |
-Glurmslither- A hermaphroditic creeper that sucks intestines from sleeping prey and lays eggs in their spleens. Also an air-hockey champion. |
-Goblorn- A shifty, two-faced brain insurance salesman. His rotten-egg odor and urine-dripping hoses make it difficult for Fear Dimension residents to turn down his questionable offers. |
-Harry- A salt-draining sentient mist that runs an animal shelter in his free time. |
-Haznaz- Gakkton's on-again, off-again girlfriend made primarily of algae. |
-Iggy- A floating being that feeds on toxic metals and spews clouds of ammonia. |
-Jared Sloan- His friends think he's an asshole, but this heavy metal fan has a heart of gold. |
-Jawzor- Craves ectoplasm and fruit. |
-King Lampro- Don't make fun of his photographic mouth...you might wake up skinless! |
-Lawngobble- Uses thousands of razor-sharp hairs to cling like velcro to her victims and inject them with a powerful neurotoxin. It is not known why she does this as she only feeds on nuts and berries. |
-Longlegs- Gives off high levels of radiation from his gaping eye-sockets to roast potential prey. Loves his toy pomeranian, Doodles, which he keeps in a lead doghouse. |
-Meep- A master poet and philosopher, his views could change the universe if he knew how to speak or write. |
-Metamander- An energy-draining predator that mimics the molecular makeup of whatever it touches. Currently taking violin lessons in direct defiance of its parental units, both famous pianists. |
-Mister Twitch- Began life as a physical manifestation of guilt in a foggy, abandoned mountain-town until the intended victim got one of the bad endings. Now lives a secluded life at home writing crime novels. |
-Molepotamus- Burrowing, amphibious omnivore from the nightmare bog. Known for the delicious narcotic paste secreted by a gland in its rump, it wishes things would just quit trying to kiss its ass. |
-Mothgoblin- A lesser manifestation of horror that craves the taste of human hair and lays its eggs in old shoes. Powdery scales on its body are a popular salad dressing in the Fear Dimension. |
-Muckstodon- The soggy, saggy bog-dweller known as the Muckstodon has crossed into our universe on more than one occasion and may have given rise to mythological swamp-monsters. |
-Ocularry- Collects, trades, and sells the eyeballs of past victims, considered one of the Fear Dimension's geekiest hobbies. |
-Oilsneak- Fast-moving, mostly fluid and extremely clever, few can survive the pursuit of a hungry oilsneak. This particular specimen heads a company that sells explosive head-worms to the elderly. |
-Penacle- One part barnacle, one part...something else! |
-Polypus- Part of the mindfiend collective, it preys on raw emotions and in turn secretes a thick black sludge, which it uses to cocoon itself and hibernate during the braindrought every 4,000 years. |
-Pooderblab- This gelatinous monster never shuts the hell up and his voice is annoying. |
-Prince Boglus- Claims to be the prince of all Boglusi, but seems to be the only such monster in existence. |
-Prison Puss- An ectoplasmic phantom that feeds on brainwaves. Victims find their consciousness floating inside its slimy jaws until gradually diminished and absorbed. Also enjoys skiing. |
-Puddles- Puddles eats anything and everything it can fit into its gaping maw, leaving behind puddles of multicolored mucus that taste strongly of bubblegum. A popular type of pet. |
-Shadrack- His lack of friends is a testament to his mastery of sarcasm. |
-Shrez- This boneless land-shark always dreamt of becoming a jazz musician. Unfortunately, it has neither lungs nor fingers. Takes out its aggression on alpacas. |
-Skweedil- A bloodsucking headburster known for his extensive knowledge of dentistry and impressive collection of mummified rodents. Married nine times and fathered 14,000,000 parasitoid embryos. |
-Slorp- Slithering insectivore from the river of lice. Wrote a best-selling novel about her sordid affair with the chigger queen. |
-Slujcumber- A type of mindless, flesh-eating pod that grows in huge clusters on airborne vines. Once a century, they ripen and rain down on the Fear Dimension. |
-Stephanie- And you thought she was a guy. Shows what you know about the great race of K'thogroshoth. |
-Thought Angler- Attracted to beings with fresh ideas, it swallows them whole and digests only the brain, increasing its own intellect and excreting the rest as a zombie. |
-Tickpick- Able to control any creature that tastes its own blood, Tickpick kept a veritable army of parasitic arachnids in its filthy feathers until its tragic death. |
-Tom- A wealthy film star best known for his role in the aptly-named romantic comedy "Tom dissolves the faces off of dolphins for six hours". |
-Trasheater- Fungoid scavenger able to digest food at a distance with a spray of toxic bile. This particular Trasheater is an avid fanfiction writer. |
-Twohorn- A beloved children's show host, professional wrestler, clown school principal and adult film star. This is, in fact, its front. |
-Wonkphish- A water-loving predator who's face randomly changes arrangement each night. |
-Xylliblix- Tentacle slug created by the undulating prince of lies to wash his car. Got sidetracked and hasn't been seen since. |
THE FEAR HOLE - EPISODE SIX MONSTER CREDITS |
-Yargh- Went to high school with Brax Mooks and bullied him relentlessly for his fear of chainsaws, driving Mooks to abandon his education and seek therapy. |
-Zegg- A benevolent space explorer who came to bestow man with the secrets of eternal peace and prosperity. Stopped by Parasol Labs for directions to the pentagon and hasn't been seen since. |
-???- One of possibly several beings that exert some form of dominance over the Fear Dimension. |