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LESTER CREEPAZOID  CONCEPT BY OLIVER HANBRIDGE-SMITH CLASS: BIOCONSTRUCT VARIANT CHARACTERISTICS: A mutation of the Lester, the Creepazoid seems to have arisen gradually from a feral population that rejected its original purposes and began to shun anthropomorphic behavior. Violent and bestial, a Creepazoid behaves more like a predatory animal than either a human or a typical monster, hunting with blinding speed and savage reflexes in highly coordinated packs. They continue to communicate in the human languages biologically imprinted upon their ancestors, but have largely dropped the original context of the sentence fragments they incessantly repeat. The select phrases used most consistently by the Creepazoid population have included: "Howdy neighbor" "Some weather we're having" "Enjoying your weekend?" "Thanks, you too" "Hold on, I'll call you back" "Let's catch up soon" "Let's do Lunch" "We Apologize for the Inconvenience" "It's Locally Sourced" "I'll Check With My Supervisor" "How's work?" "Have a nice evening" "Can I ask you a favor?" To date, all of these phrases can reliably be intepreted as a threat of violence. AGILE: the Creepazoid is a fast and acrobatic creature, adept at climbing and capable of an impressive leap. GNASHING JAWS: the Creepazoid has an extremely powerful bite. Contents copyright Jonathan Wojcik
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