CLASS: ARTHROPOID

   Fusion of a human with a bombardier beetle. By mixing the volatile chemicals in its digestive tract, the Excremite launches boiling hot "sludge balls" up to several yards away. Acidic, extremely flammable and extremely slippery, this pitch-black gunk can be dangerous any number of ways. Disturbingly, the Excremite can safely consume its own sludge and finds the taste irresistible.