CLASS: ARTHROPOID

   The fusion of a human with a weevil. This uncommon arthropoid can vary wildly in proportion, ranging from short and stout to spindly, stretched individuals. Whatever their shape, Weevious are notoriously covetous. They will go to extraordinary lengths to steal food from other creatures, whether or not there's enough to be shared. They are especially fond of nuts, grains and cereal, particularly fruit or cocoa-flavored products, and have inspired multiple product mascots.

The front teeth of a Weevious conceal a vacuum-like esophagus and thorny, rasping tongue. Its entire skull vibrates at high frequency to help pulverize food, and can rapidly "jackhammer" through flesh and bone.