Towering over the closely-related Whumplet and Whumpling, this sluggish behemoth is typically sent on a rampage of smashing and ramming before allowed to explode, showering the battlefield with hot, slimy pulp and tens of thousands of razor-sharp seeds. Each seed causes additional damage with fast-spreading roots that even eat through stone and metal. These tiny weeds put forth beautiful blue flowers by the following morning, but disintegrate shortly thereafter.

A Whumplord's dense cranial stalk is quite flexible, and wielded like a wrecking ball against opponents.