Kleenex Germs
You all know how I love characterized diseases, so when Kleenex released an assortment of
tissue boxes decorated in slimy, fuzzy little germs I bought up one of every variety. I'm one of
those people who gets anywhere from two to a million colds a year and handles them like a
total pansy, so both tissues and germs are immediately relevant to my interests.

There's not a lot to say, except of course that I love the
green "slug" germ the best.