| A Birthday Present from the Turtles. 
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        A painfully charming ice cream shop in Melbourne, Florida has a whole "birthday party" room 
decorated with an assortment of hand made cartoon cut-outs. Every time I've gone, this just 
keeps getting funnier:
        
        
        
                Considering how happy Michelangelo is with a lopped-off hand, I'm not sure any child wants 
to open that present. They would have to be a pretty damn hard core turtle fan.