With a series of VIOLENT SHUDDERS, the BONELESS IMPS erupt with FOUL SMELLING BLOOD from their THROBBING EYE SOCKETS.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGBOILS.png"><p><br><I>"KEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $BLOOD = true>>BLOOD ACQUIRED!\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[EVIL WORLD]]
The TRANSLUCENT HOBGOBLINS are flopping energetic circles around you in SHEER ECSTACY.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGBOILS.png"><p><br><I>"HEADFRIENDS, HEADFRIENDS!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n[[ALL ABOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[RED RED SHOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[TWIST AND SPOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[RED RED SPOUT!!!|MAGBOILS3]]\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[EVIL WORLD]]
The STICKY HOBGOBLINS jiggly more frantically than ever.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGBOILS.png"><p><br><I>"HEADFRIENDS, HEADFRIENDS!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n[[ALL ABOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[ROLL ABOUT!!!|MAGBOILS2]]\n\n[[TWIST AND SHOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[NEVER WITHOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTSMILEDOG.png"></h1></html>\n\nSMILEDOG goes SUPER SMILE DOG III and gives the MISTRESS OF ALL FEAR the SMILING AT of her UNLIFETIME.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"AUGH, DIDN'T YOU USED TO FROWN!? YOU'RE MAKING ME WANNA HEAVE!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nSMILEDOG is JOYFULLY PRANCING in little circles.\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFIGHT]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL]] SMILE HARDER!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]], STATIC SCREECH ATTACK! \n\nTIME FOR SOME YARDWORK, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFAIL]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>OH NO! IT'S A DIVER'S MUMMY!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDIVERSMUMMY.png"><p><br><I>"OOOOOOHHHH!" After all these years I'm still....DEAD tired!</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $DIVERSMUMMYTIP = true>>\n\nOh my god.\n\nOh my god.\n\nYou can't believe it said that.\n\nThat is the scariest thing you have ever heard.\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>YAP YAP SAYS......</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYYAPYAP.png"><p><br><I>"YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $YAPYAPTIP = true>>\n\nThe pallid thing eagerly disassembles its innards and lays them on the floor as though proud of its collection, then spasms and dies.\n\n[[BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ|GUEST ROOMS]]
<html>\n<table width="600">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nVULTHRAX, THE ABOMINABLE SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXLOVE.png"><p><br><i>\nMy god...she's BREATHTAKING.<p>YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME TALK TO HER! PLEASE!!!\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $LOVE = 0>>\n<<set $ANATOMY = false>><<set $HEADSKELETON = false>><<set $HEAVE = false>><<set $CUDDLER = false>><<set $GODDESS = false>><<set $ORIFICES = false>><<set $HAPPYTOSEEME = false>><<set $PORPOISES = false>><<set $INNARDS = false>><<set $LOADED = false>><<set $BEDROOMFLOOR = false>>\n\nEr...uh...you're [[ON YOUR OWN THERE|HORRORQUEEN]]\n\nOkay, okay...tell her...uh...\n\n"IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FACE? NO, SERIOUSLY, HONEST QUESTION. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR [[ANATOMY]]."\n\n"I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR...[[HEAD SKELETON]]?"\n\n"QUEEN, HUH? YOU MUST BE PRETTY [[LOADED]]."\n\n"DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM BLASPHEMOUS UNNATURAL HELLSPAWN [[HEAVEN]]?"\n\n"THEY SAY I'M A REAL NICE GUY, AND AN UNSURPASSED [[CUDDLER]]!"\n\n"I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF FROM WITHIN AND FEAST UPON YOUR [[INNARDS]]"\n\n"YOU FILL OUT THAT LATEX RUBBER EXOSKELETON LIKE A [[GODDESS]]"\n\n"YOU, ME, AND A MOUNTAIN OF DYING [[PORPOISES]]."\n\n"ARE THOSE ROWS AND ROWS OF SLOBBERING FANGS IN WHAT MAY PASS FOR YOUR CROTCH REGION OR ARE YOU JUST [[HAPPY TO SEE ME]]"\n\n"I'LL BRING THE TENTACLES, YOU BRING THE [[ORIFICES]]!"\n\n"THOSE ENTRAILS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON MY [[BEDROOM FLOOR]]"\n
<html>\n<table width="800">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENBLUSH.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXHAPPY.png"><p><br><i>\n"That's it...you and me...RIGHT NOW."\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nEr....[[WHAT?]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>CTHULHU SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCTHULHU.png"></h1><p><br><I>"FWO FWO FWO! STILL THE BEST 1926!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe COSMIC LEVIATHAN is UNFAZED by your PITIFUL EFFORTS.\n\nIt VIOLATES YOUR MIND with INDESCRIBABLE VISIONS of NON-EUCLIDIAN ARCHITECTURE and IMPOSSIBLE CATS.\n\nYOU HAVE BEEN SPOOKIFIED GREAT OLD SCHOOL STYLE.\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>OH NO! IT'S ONE OF THE MUMMY MAN BROTHERS!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMUMMYMAN2.png"><p><br><I>"BUBUBUBUBUBUBU!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $MUMMYTWOTIP = true>>\n\nThis thing is supposed to be a "mummy?" Huh. In any case, it has darted out and STARTLED you in your already SPOOKED state!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html>\n<table width="600">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nVULTHRAX, THE ABOMINABLE SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXLOVE.png"><p><br><i>\nY...you mean it!? Really!? You're such a pal!!!\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $VULTHRAX = true>>\n\nVULTHRAX ACQUIRED!\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>DINOSAUR DRACULA SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDINODRAC.png"></h1><p><br><I>"DINOS REPRESENT!\n<p>\nYOU'VE EARNED THIS...USE IT WISELY!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe PREHISTORIC GHOUL hands you an ANCIENT RELIC of UNIMAGINABLE VALUE.\n\n<<set $ECTOCOOLER = true>>VINTAGE "HI-C ECTO-COOLER" ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
The FURLER begins to exchange GEL LAYERS through your EXOSPINE, whatever that means.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFURLER.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nThe Furler is EXTREMELY PLACATED.\n\n<<set $LIFEGEL = true>>LIFE GEL ACQUIRED!\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
The FURLER has accepted your EXOSPINE. You don't really know what that is.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFURLER.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nThe FURLER is RECEPTIVE.\n\n[[PROBE MEMBRANE|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[EXCHANGE GEL|FURLER4]]\n\n[[AVOID SALIVARY FAN|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[INTEGRATE PROTEIN COIL|FURLERBAD]]\n\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
Your VIBRATIONS have been SYNCHRONIZED.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFURLER.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nThe FURLER is DOCILE.\n\n[[PROBE MEMBRANE|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[ENTWINE EXOSPINE|FURLER3]]\n\n[[EXCHANGE GEL|FURLERBAD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
The FURLER glows a dull SALMON and smells like LILACS.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFURLER.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nThe FURLER is PLEASED.\n\n[[PROBE MEMBRANE|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[ENTWINE EXOSPINE|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[SYNCHRONIZE VIBRATION|FURLER2]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]
You fill the SKIN DOLL with the STINKING BLOOD you got from the VOID DWELLERS.\n\n<<set $SKINDOLL = false>>\n<<set $BLOODDUMMY = true>>\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODDUMMY.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nYou have created an inanimate BLOOD DUMMY.\n\nIt doesn't feel COMPLETE yet...\n\n<<if $PUS>>FILL IT WITH [[PUS|BLOODY PUS DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>FILL IT WITH [[LIFEGEL|LIVING BLOOD DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n<html><table width="500">Out of the VAULT DOOR springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S MIKEY MICE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMIKEYMOUSE.png"><p><br><I>"HAVE YOU BEEN DRIVEN TO MADNESS YET BY THE LEGENDARY BANNED DISNEY CARTOON, "STEAM BOAT WILLIE???"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe GRAINY CARTOON lurches awkwardly, reeking of OLD MILDEW.<<set $MIKEYTIP = true>>\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>SMILEDOG, [[I CHOOSE YOU!|MIKEYBAD]]<<else>>YOU PROBABLY WANT, LIKE, [[CHEESE|MIKEYBAD]] OR SOMETHING?<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WEIRDCAT>>SHOW MIKEY THE [[WEIRD CAT|MIKEYGOOD]]<<else>>WAIT DON'T YOU MEAN SUICIDEMOUSE.AVI, ONE OF THE EARLIEST AND MOST INFLUENTIAL INTERNET CREEPY PASTAS? [[LOOKS LIKE|MIKEYBAD]]<<endif>>\n\nSHUT THE DOOR! AAAHHH! [[SHUT THE DOOR!|GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENBLUSH.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n"TEE-HEE! Glad SOMEBODY around here finally noticed!"\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $ANATOMY = true>>\n<<set $LOVE = $LOVE + 1>>\n\n<<if $LOVE eq 5>>I THINK IT'S WORKING! DUDE! SHE'S [[INTO YOU!]]<<else>>\n\nNot entirely sure how that worked. Don't entirely want to know.\n\n<<if $ANATOMY>>You already complimented her ass-face...<<else>>"IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FACE? NO, SERIOUSLY, HONEST QUESTION. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR [[ANATOMY]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEADSKELETON>>Ouch, didn't like the head skeleton crack. Sorry, "Sklenje..."<<else>>"I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR...[[HEAD SKELETON]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LOADED>>You already complimented her vast wealth...<<else>>"QUEEN, HUH? YOU MUST BE PRETTY [[LOADED]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEAVEN>>The "heaven" joke flew clear over her heads...<<else>>"DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM BLASPHEMOUS UNNATURAL HELLSPAWN [[HEAVEN]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CUDDLER>>Yeah, I guess it was kind of obvious the "cuddler" thing would't impress...<<else>>"THEY SAY I'M A REAL NICE GUY, AND AN UNSURPASSED [[CUDDLER]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $INNARDS>>You already promised a romantic evening of innard-tearing...<<else>>"I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF FROM WITHIN AND FEAST UPON YOUR [[INNARDS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GODDESS>>You already tried that cheap goddess line...<<else>>"YOU FILL OUT THAT LATEX RUBBER EXOSKELETON LIKE A [[GODDESS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PORPOISES>>Porpoises? Really?...<<else>>"YOU, ME, AND A MOUNTAIN OF SLOWLY DYING [[PORPOISES]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HAPPYTOSEEME>>You already complimented her DENTATA...<<else>>"ARE THOSE ROWS AND ROWS OF SLOBBERING FANGS IN WHAT MAY PASS FOR YOUR CROTCH REGION OR ARE YOU JUST [[HAPPY TO SEE ME]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ORIFICES>>She was not impressed by your attempt at manly assertion...<<else>>"I'LL BRING THE TENTACLES, YOU BRING THE [[ORIFICES]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BEDROOMFLOOR>>She dug that remark about her entrails...<<else>>"THOSE ENTRAILS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON MY [[BEDROOM FLOOR]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\nErrrr....let's just [[START THIS OVER|VULTHRAXLOVE]]\n\nEnough mush! Time to [[FIGHT!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
\n\n<html><table width="500">Wallowing in the dumpster is the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S SNAILMAN! And he's VERY DRUNK!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSNAILMAN.png"><p><br><I>"W...what? Who said that? *hic*....</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThis WRETCHED ABERRATION is TRASHED OUT OF HIS MIND and smells like HOT DOG WATER. <<set $SNAILTIP = true>> \n\n<<if $DIRTYPICTURE>>Oh man, check out this [[DIRTY PICTURE|SNAILGOOD]] of disgusting ghost boobs!<<else>>YOU KNOW WHAT I AM JUST GOING TO [[LEAVE|COURTYARD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ULTRASNAIL>>Hey dude look at these killer [[SNAIL BLUEPRINTS|SNAILGOOD2]]!<<else>>K I'M GONNA JUST [[CLOSE THE LID AGAIN|COURTYARD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BRA>>Hey can you move I need to throw out this [[REEKING ZOMBIE UNDERWEAR|SNAILGOOD2]]<<else>>JEEZ DUDE YOU [[STINK LIKE A BUTT|COURTYARD]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
You add the FURLER'S LIFEGEL to the PUS FILLED SKIN DOLL.\n\n<<set $PUSDUMMY = false>>\n<<set $BLOODYPUSDUMMY = false>>\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYPUSDUMMY.png"><p>"....."\n</h1></html>\n\n...Good enough?\n\n<<set $WRONGDUMMY = true>>LIVING PUS DUMMY ACQUIRED!\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/JENTRY6.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[NEXT|MILLIE'S DIARY 6A]]\n
\n\n<html><table width="500">You open the BLOOD STREAKED door...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>HUNGRY BLOODBAG ATTACKS!!!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODBAG.png"><p><br><I>"BLOOD! BLOOD! KEEHEEHEE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $BLOODBAGTIP = true>>\n\nThe thing's FILTHY I.V. NEEDLE dances like a JACKED UP COBRA, thirsting for your BLOOD and threatening to be an incredibly SPOOKY experience.\n\n<<if $BLOODDUMMYALIVE>>\n<html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODDUMMYALIVE.png"><p>...nnnn..n..nnNNNNOOO!!!</h1></html>\nYOUR [[LIVING BLOOD DUMMY|BLOODBAGGOOD]] HAS HURLED ITSELF BETWEEN YOU AND THE FLAILING NEEDLE!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WRONGDUMMY>>\n<html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYPUSDUMMY.png"></h1></html>\nYOUR [[LIVING PUS DUMMY|BLOODBAGBAD]] is wobbling stupidly in the corner, uncaring and oblivious.<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\n\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTSMILEDOG2.png"></h1></html>\n\nSMILEDOG draws upon the smiles of ALL CREATION'S SCREAMING CHILDREN to power the ultimate SMILE BOMB.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"MANGY FLEABAG! I TAUGHT YOU THAT TRICK IN THE FIRST PLACE!!\n\n<P>HERE'S ANOTHER ONE...\n\n<P><U>PLAY DEAD!!!!!</U>"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL TERROR slashes SMILEDOG with a barbed whip of her own HARDENED BLOOD because she is HARDCORE AWESOME.\n\nSMILEDOG IS IN TATTERS AND NO LONGER MOVING.\n\n[[RAKE!|RAKEDIE]] I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/JENTRY3.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[STOP READING|COURTYARD]]\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 1]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EIGHTPAGES>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 2]]<<endif>>\n\nYOU ARE ON PAGE 3\n\n<<if $EVILDOOR>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 4]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 5]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILBABY>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 6]]<<endif>>
\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/JENTRY2.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[STOP READING|COURTYARD]]\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 1]]<<endif>>\n\nYOU ARE ON PAGE 2\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 3]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILDOOR>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 4]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 5]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILBABY>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 6]]<<endif>>
\n<html>A flock of flapping, bleating creatures paddle through the gloom...<img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLEATER.png">\n</h1></html><<set $BLEATERTIP = true>>\n\nThese oily little things sound like GOATS for some reason, and paddle harder in an effort to flee as you approach. Besides a sharp, metallic odor, there is nothing else immediately remarkable about them.\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evilentertainmentroom.png"><p><br>something is wrong\n</h1></html>\n\n[[RETCHING|BLACKLUNGS]]\n\n<<if $CANDLECOVE>>[[TURN ON TELEVISION|EVILTV]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $DIRTYPICTURE>>[[CHECK THE MEN'S ROOM|URINAL]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RADSPEX>>[[CHECK THE WOMEN'S ROOM|TOILET]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDACTED>>[[CHECK THE VIDEO GAME CONSOLE|EVILGAME]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>[[??????|BWA]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]\n\n<<else>>\n\nThe hideous LOUNGE is littered with hideous ENTERTAINMENT DEVICES that probably came out of some hideous THRIFT STORE. There are two PUBLIC RESTROOMS here, possibly boasting some HIDEOUS qualities.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/entertainmentroom.png">\n</h1></html>\n\n<<if $CANDLECOVE>>THE TELEVISION IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU.<<else>>TURN ON THE [[TELEVISION|CANDLECOVE]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $JEFF>>THE INTERNET IS NO LONGER WORKING.<<else>>SEE WHAT'S UP ON THE [[INTERNET|JEFF]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDACTED>>PINKISH IS ENGROSSED IN HIS GAME.<<else>>PLAY SOME COOL GAMES ON THE [[SPOOKER NINTENDOOM|PINKISH]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SLENDERMAN>>THE COUCH CUSHIONS ARE BEREFT OF SECRETS.<<else>>DIG AROUND IN THE [[COUCH CUSHIONS|SLENDERMAN]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SPEEDO>>THE MEN'S ROOM IS VACANT.<<else>>BARGE INTO THE [[MEN'S BATHROOM|ZOMBIEMAN]]<<endif>>\n\nBARGE INTO THE [[WOMEN'S BATHROOM|GHOST]]\n\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>>LOOK UNDER THE [[COFFEE TABLE|MUMMY1]]<<else>>REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]\n\n<<if $SPOOKOVISION>>USE YOUR [[SPOOKOVISION]] TO GET SPOOKED?<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>>WHO'S THAT [[WATCHING YOU?|DEADSKULL]]<<endif>>\n
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<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>BABYMAMA SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABYMAMA.png"><p><br><I>"BABIES! I WANT BABIES! BABIES!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nAs she SHRIEKS and HOWLS, you feel a NAUSEATING RIPPLE through your body.\n\nYour legs give out from under you.\n\nYour thoughts cloud over.\n\nThe room around you appears to rapidly EXPAND...or perhaps you're simply getting SMALLER.\n\nYou flail your PATHETIC LITTLE LIMBS as BABYMAMA looms over your soft, pudgy body.\n\nSoon, you will be joining your NEW SIBLINGS.\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\n\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|MANDANCE2]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
\n\n<html>A pair of GELATINOUS SUBHUMANOIDS wriggle and writhe out of the darkness. They glow VIVIDLY and smell like GLUE.<table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGBOILS.png"><p><br><I>"HEADFRIENDS, HEADFRIENDS!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $MAGBOILSTIP = true>>\n\nThe things seem to be OVERJOYED by your presence, flailing their RUBBERY LITTLE ARMS in MANIACAL GLEE. They urgently repeat themselves, again and again.\n\nYou feel a curious urge to RESPOND with...\n\n[[ALL ABOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[TWIST AND SHOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[IN AND OUT!!!|MAGBOILS1]]\n\n[[ROLL ABOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[EVIL WORLD]]
DON'T GET SPOOKED!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>GREASY FART FACE SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFARTFACE.png"><p><br><I>"HUH-HYOLK!*poot* GOT A PURDY LITTLE MOUTH HOLE ON YER."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $FARTFACETIP = true>>\n\n[[YES OKAY|COURTYARD]]
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENBLUSH.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n"That cornball charmer act is just adorable!"\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $BEDROOMFLOOR = true>>\n<<set $LOVE = $LOVE + 1>>\n\n<<if $LOVE eq 5>>I THINK IT'S WORKING! DUDE! SHE'S [[INTO YOU!]]<<else>>\n\n<<if $ANATOMY>>You already complimented her ass-face...<<else>>"IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FACE? NO, SERIOUSLY, HONEST QUESTION. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR [[ANATOMY]]."<<endif>>\n\nOkay, not entirely sure why that worked, don't entirely want to know. Let's try something else...\n\n<<if $HEADSKELETON>>Ouch, didn't like the head skeleton crack. Sorry, "Sklenje..."<<else>>"I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR...[[HEAD SKELETON]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LOADED>>You already complimented her vast wealth...<<else>>"QUEEN, HUH? YOU MUST BE PRETTY [[LOADED]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEAVEN>>The "heaven" joke flew clear over her heads...<<else>>"DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM BLASPHEMOUS UNNATURAL HELLSPAWN [[HEAVEN]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CUDDLER>>Yeah, I guess it was kind of obvious the "cuddler" thing would't impress...<<else>>"THEY SAY I'M A REAL NICE GUY, AND AN UNSURPASSED [[CUDDLER]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $INNARDS>>You already promised a romantic evening of innard-tearing...<<else>>"I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF FROM WITHIN AND FEAST UPON YOUR [[INNARDS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GODDESS>>You already tried that cheap goddess line...<<else>>"YOU FILL OUT THAT LATEX RUBBER EXOSKELETON LIKE A [[GODDESS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PORPOISES>>Porpoises? Really?...<<else>>"YOU, ME, AND A MOUNTAIN OF SLOWLY DYING [[PORPOISES]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HAPPYTOSEEME>>You already complimented her DENTATA...<<else>>"ARE THOSE ROWS AND ROWS OF SLOBBERING FANGS IN WHAT MAY PASS FOR YOUR CROTCH REGION OR ARE YOU JUST [[HAPPY TO SEE ME]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ORIFICES>>She was not impressed by your attempt at manly assertion...<<else>>"I'LL BRING THE TENTACLES, YOU BRING THE [[ORIFICES]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BEDROOMFLOOR>>She dug that remark about her entrails...<<else>>"THOSE ENTRAILS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON MY [[BEDROOM FLOOR]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\nErrrr....let's just [[START THIS OVER|VULTHRAXLOVE]]\n\nEnough mush! Time to [[FIGHT!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|MANDANCE5]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTSLENDER.png"></h1></html>\n\nThe SLENDERMAN attempts to ENTANGLE Her Majesty in his INFINITELY BRANCHING LIMBS!\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO REALLY USE THOSE, SWEETIECAKES!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nShe is UNHARMED to say the least. SLENDERMAN is confused!\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]] STATIC SCREECH ATTACK!\n\nSOMEONE'S IN FOR A RAKEDOWN, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFIGHT]]
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENMAD.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n"I got a better idea...how about I bring the tentacles, and I MAKE the orifices?"\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $ORIFICES = true>>\n<<set $LOVE = $LOVE - 1>>\n\nUh-oh! The queen's not buying any douchey alpha male attitude!\n\n<<if $LOVE eq 5>>I THINK IT'S WORKING! DUDE! SHE'S [[INTO YOU!]]<<else>>\n\n<<if $ANATOMY>>You already complimented her ass-face...<<else>>"IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FACE? NO, SERIOUSLY, HONEST QUESTION. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR [[ANATOMY]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEADSKELETON>>Ouch, didn't like the head skeleton crack. Sorry, "Sklenje..."<<else>>"I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR...[[HEAD SKELETON]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LOADED>>You already complimented her vast wealth...<<else>>"QUEEN, HUH? YOU MUST BE PRETTY [[LOADED]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEAVEN>>The "heaven" joke flew clear over her heads...<<else>>"DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM BLASPHEMOUS UNNATURAL HELLSPAWN [[HEAVEN]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CUDDLER>>Yeah, I guess it was kind of obvious the "cuddler" thing would't impress...<<else>>"THEY SAY I'M A REAL NICE GUY, AND AN UNSURPASSED [[CUDDLER]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $INNARDS>>You already promised a romantic evening of innard-tearing...<<else>>"I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF FROM WITHIN AND FEAST UPON YOUR [[INNARDS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GODDESS>>You already tried that cheap goddess line...<<else>>"YOU FILL OUT THAT LATEX RUBBER EXOSKELETON LIKE A [[GODDESS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PORPOISES>>Porpoises? Really?...<<else>>"YOU, ME, AND A MOUNTAIN OF SLOWLY DYING [[PORPOISES]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HAPPYTOSEEME>>You already complimented her DENTATA...<<else>>"ARE THOSE ROWS AND ROWS OF SLOBBERING FANGS IN WHAT MAY PASS FOR YOUR CROTCH REGION OR ARE YOU JUST [[HAPPY TO SEE ME]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ORIFICES>>She was not impressed by your attempt at manly assertion...<<else>>"I'LL BRING THE TENTACLES, YOU BRING THE [[ORIFICES]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BEDROOMFLOOR>>She dug that remark about her entrails...<<else>>"THOSE ENTRAILS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON MY [[BEDROOM FLOOR]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\nErrrr....let's just [[START THIS OVER|VULTHRAXLOVE]]\n\nEnough mush! Time to [[FIGHT!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
\n\n<html><table width="500">You investigate the RAKE only to discover the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S THE RAKE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYRAKE.png"><p><br><I>"UNSPEAKABLY EVIL THINGS!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $RAKETIP = true>>\n\nTHE RAKE is one of the most UNSPEAKABLY EVIL and SPOOKIEST of all known monsters. It is whispering UNSPEAKABLY EVIL THINGS to you as we speak!\n\n<<if $FUNNYMOUTH>>WATCH OUT RAKE, [[FUNNYMOUTH|RAKEBAD]] WILL HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!<<else>>STOP THAT RAKE, YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST SAYING "[[UNSPEAKABLE THINGS|RAKEBAD]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>GIMME A B-RAKE! [[SMILEDOG|RAKEBAD]] IS TOTES SPOOKIER!<<else>>STOP THAT RAKE, YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO [[LOOK LIKE THAT|RAKEBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n[[STOP THAT RAKE, YOU ARE A RAKE!|RAKEGOOD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE BARNACLE BABIES SAY...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBARNACLES.png"><p><br><I>"A SEBACIOUS ULULATION CAME IN CRYPTIC WHORLS FROM THE BLIGHTED UDDERS OF THARTH'S DERELICT BLOSSOMS"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $BARNACLESTIP = true>>\n\n[[SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS|COURTYARD]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>\nTHE SKELETON WHO POPPED OUT SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKELETON.png"><p><br><i>\n"YO DOG THIS OLD-ASS JUICE IS RAD TO THE MAX-TREME!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe SKELETON WHO POPPED OUT downs the ECTO COOLER in a single gulp and does a RIGHTEOUS FLIP as he SMASHES the empty juice box against his SKELETAL FOREHEAD.\n\nHe gives you TWO THUMBS UP as his RAD SPEX fly off his face and land DIRECTLY ONTO YOURS.\n\nIt's okay, he had a SECOND, IDENTICAL PAIR under the first.\n\nThe BODACIOUS CADAVER proceeds to SHRED THROUGH THE ROOF and DISAPPEAR INTO THE SKY, his skeleton finally RAD ENOUGH for RAD SKELETON HEAVEN, which is in fact the ONLY KIND of HEAVEN.\n\n<<set $RADSPEX = true>>RAD SPEX ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
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CONVULSING NURSE approaches the DISTURBING BANSHEE...\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>BABYMAMA SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABYMAMA.png"><p><br><I>"Nnnnno!!! They're mine! ALL MINE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<html><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYNURSE.png"><p><br></h1></html>\n\nThe CONVULSING NURSE proceeds to DELIVER AN EVIL BABY from the BABYMAMA.\n\n<html><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABY.png"><p><br>WWWWWWUUUUHHHH!!!!</h1></html>\n\n[[PLAY WITH THE EVIL BABY?|EVILBABY]]<<set $DELIVERED = true>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\n\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You SWIM through the empty, darkened void that surrounds the EVIL WORLD.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evilblackness.png">\n</h1></html>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>The FURLER is slumbering.<<else>>INVESTIGATE THE [[THREE PRONGED SHADOW|FURLER]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BLOOD>>The MAGBOILS are dancing peacefully.<<else>>INVESTIGATE THE [[DANCING SHADOWS|MAGBOILS]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SKIN>>The SKINGHOST is now accompanying you.<<else>>INVESTIGATE THE [[TATTERED SHADOW|SKINGHOST]]<<endif>>\n\nINVESTIGATE THE [[FLAPPING SHADOWS|BLEATER]]\n\n<<if $PUS>>The remaining BLISTERMEN have fled.<<else>>INVESTIGATE THE [[SWOLLEN SHADOWS|BLISTERMEN]]<<endif>>\n\nINVESTIGATE THE [[WOBBLING SHADOWS|CHUCKLEHEADS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">Out of the CATSCAPE springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S CATSCAPE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCATSCAPE.png"><p><br><I>"mmmmMMMRRROOOOWWWWWWW"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThis GRISLY ABOMINATION is an EVER-GROWING FELINE LANDSCAPE, fused bodies writhing in a sanity-rending vision of some UNSPEAKABLE BIOLOGICAL HELL.<<set $CATSCAPETIP = true>>\n\n[[KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|CATSCAPEBAD]]\n\n[[...kitties?|CATSCAPEBAD]]\n\n[[KITTIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!|CATSCAPEBAD]]\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>CATSCAPE, HAVE YOU MET MY [[SMILEDOG?|CATSCAPEGOOD]]<<else>>HAHA, [[I HATE MONDAYS|CATSCAPEBAD]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENBLUSH.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nAlright, Vulthrax...it's time to reel her in!\n\nASK IF SHE'LL LET ME [[GO HOME|QUEENBAD]] \n\nDISPLAY [[TENTACLES|QUEENLOVE]]\n \nTELL HER SHE'S [[BEAUTIFUL|QUEENBAD]]\n\n[[THROW UP|QUEENLOVE]]
\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/JENTRY1.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[STOP READING|COURTYARD]]\n\nYOU ARE ON PAGE 1\n\n<<if $EIGHTPAGES>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 2]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 3]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILDOOR>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 4]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 5]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILBABY>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 6]]<<endif>>
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1>You give UZUMAKI the OFFICIAL SNAIL FACTORY PROMOTIONAL SNAIL...<p><br><font size="6"><br>UZUMAKI SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYUZUMAKI.png"></h1><p><br><I>"Well, color me surprised! This is one spiraly snail! I've got just the thing for such a refined connoisseur as yourself!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nUZUMAKI hands over bizarre BLUEPRINTS for a NEW KIND OF SNAIL.\n\n<<set $ULTRASNAIL = true>>ULTRASNAIL BLUEPRINTS ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">Out of a bathroom stall springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $ZOMBIETIP = true>>\n\n[[OKAY SURE|DANCE1]]\n\nUHHH LET ME [[GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT!|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
You send SLENDERMAN through the SLENDER DOOR.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SLENDERMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSLENDERMAN.png"></h1><p><br><I>"YO I FOUND THIS SKEEVY ASS KNIFE IN THERE."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nYou return SLENDERMAN'S PHOTOGRAPH as promised, but he is still TAGGING ALONG. He doesn't actually have anything important to do. He is a SAD LIAR.\n\n<<set $EVILKNIFE = true>>EVIL KNIFE ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">Out of the DOGHOUSE crawls THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S FROWNDOG!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFROWNDOG.png"><p><br><I>FROWNDOG IS FROWNING!!!</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nYou are filled with gut-wrenching DISCOMFORT as the mangled dog-child LOOKS VERY UNHAPPY at you.<<set $SMILEDOGTIP = true>>\n\nCOME ON, GIRL, CHEER UP! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY [[FETCH|FROWNDOGBAD]]?\n\n<<if $ECTOCOOLER>>ARE YOU A THIRSTY GIRL? THIRSTY? [[ECTO-COOLER?|FROWNDOGBAD]]<<else>>[[PLAY DEAD!|FROWNDOGBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RAKE>>MAYBE THIS RAKE CAN [[BEAT THE SAD OUT OF YOU!|FROWNDOGBAD]]<<else>>I KNOW! I'LL JUST [[BEAT|FROWNDOGBAD]] THE SAD OUTTA YA!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $JEFF>>FROWNDOG, I'VE GOT THIS [[GROSS, USED SMILE IN MY POCKET SOMEHOW|FROWNDOGGOOD]]<<else>>COME ON, HOW ABOUT A [[BIIIIIIIG SMILE?|FROWNDOGBAD]]<<endif>>\n\nNO! IT'S TOO SAD! [[RUN AWAY!|COURTYARD]]\n
The queen lifts you up to what would be EYE LEVEL if her eyes were IN HER HEAD...\n\n...And she PAUSES.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"WHOAAA WHOA WHOA....!\n<p><br><br><br>\n....HOLD THE PHONE HERE!\n<p><Br><br><br>\nIs that....?\n<p><br><br><br>\nIT COULDN'T BE!\n\n<p><br><br><br>\n......IS IT!?!?!</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n\nErrrrrrrr........[[YES?]]
You hand over the [REDACTED] to the DANGEROUS LOOKING STRANGER\n\n<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>><html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYGUY3.png"><p><br><I>"To sieze...to control...to...PROLIFERATE!<p> Ehehehehehe!<p> Hehhhehehehehe!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n<<else>>\n<html><table width="500">Out of the SHADOWS looms THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A SECRETIVE CREEPY PERSON!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYGUY.png"><p><br><I>"Not bad, kid! Next time we re-write your memory, I might slip some good stuff in there."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<endif>>\n\n<<set $GOTREDACTED = true>>\n<<set $SCARYCAMERA = true>>SCARY CAMERA ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
The HEINOUS MATRIARCH OF ALL DREADFULNESS unleashes a MIGHTY ROAR of triumph and busts some SWEET MOVES to whatever music might be STUCK IN HER HEAD at the time.\n\nTHORNY TENDRILS begin to ERUPT from the Queen's flesh.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEENTENTA.png"><p><br><I>\n"ALRIGHT HONEY, THIS IS GONNA HURT ME AS MUCH AS IT HURTS YOU...ONLY I'M GONNA LIKE IT WAAAAAY MORE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nShe takes one thunderous step CLOSER, tendrils CURLING in anticipation...\n\n\n...She takes ANOTHER step closer, STEAMING ICHOR dripping from her fangs...\n\n\n...She reaches down and wraps her SPIDERY DIGITS tightly around your [[DEFENSELESS BODY|COOLER]]...
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>DINOSAUR DRACULA SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDINODRAC.png"></h1><p><br><I>"RIGHT, HULKSTER'S BEST ROLE.\n<p>\nLIKE ALL OF THEM.\n<p>\n....NOW, WHICH IS THE BEST FLAVOR OF KOOL-AID?"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n[[GHOUL-AID|DINODRAC3]]\n\n[[SCARY BLACK CHERRY|DINODRACBAD]]\n\n[[EERIE ORANGE|DINODRACBAD]]\n\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]] WITH YOUR SHAME\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]] WITH ALSO SHAME
You fill the SKIN DOLL with the CHEESY PUS of the BLISTERMEN. Gross!\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYPUSDUMMY.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nYou have created a PUS DUMMY.\n\nIt still feels like it's MISSING SOMETHING.<<set $SKINDOLL = false>><<set $PUSDUMMY = true>>\n\n<<if $BLOOD>>FILL IT WITH [[BLOOD|BLOODY PUS DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>FILL IT WITH [[LIFEGEL|LIVING PUS DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>\nJEFF THE KILLER SAYS....\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYJEFF.png"><p><br><i>\n"Huh. You know what, I never thought of it that way....guess I don't need this anymore!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nJeff hands you something GROSS AND WET before GRABBING HIS COAT and LEAVING.\n\n<<set $JEFF = true>>JEFF'S SPOOKY SMILE acquired! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">You plug in the SPOOKER NINTENDOOM only to be greeted by THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>\nIT'S PINKISH!\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYPINKISH.png"><p><br><i>\n"Get lost! I'm trying to play my favorite BORING ONLINE GAME!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThis EERIE PHANTASM appears PASTY AND MALNOURISHED. He does not look like he ever GOES OUTSIDE and has probably never had a REAL JOB.\n\nHe sure is SWEATY for someone who doesn't MOVE AROUND much.<<set $PINKISHTIP = true>>\n\n<<if $REDFRUIT>>..."PINKISH?" SHOULDN'T YOU BE [[RED|PINKISHGOOD]]?<<else>>GET A [[REAL JOB|PINKISHBAD]] PINKISH!<<endif>>\n\n[[GO OUTSIDE SOMETIME|PINKISHBAD]] PINKISH!\n\nHAVE YOU EVER EVEN [[HAD A GIRLFRIEND|PINKISHBAD]], PINKISH?\n\nVIDEO GAMES [[AREN'T THAT GOOD FOR YOU|PINKISHBAD]] PINKISH.\n\nON SECOND THOUGHT, RETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nMAYBE EVEN RUN BACK TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><b><h1><font size="6"><br>..."LEMME SEE THAT!"</font></b></h1></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR unexpectedly snatches your MONSTER PHOTO ALBUM from your hands and THUMBS THROUGH IT...\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"></h1><p><br><I>\n"Well, I'll be spooked! You mean to tell me you've encountered ALL SIXTY horrific horrors of the house - that's counting MY sexy self, of course - and your mind is still NEARLY INTACT?!\n\n<p>Babe, I got a little proposition for ya...how would you like if ALL THIS was YOURS, to do whatever ya wanted with!?"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n[[AW HELL YEAH|YEAH]]\n\nYeesh, [[NO THANKS!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
\n<html>A gaggle of pale faces wobble to and fro from the abyss...<img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCHUCKLEHEADS.png">\n</h1></html><<set $CHUCKLEHEADSTIP = true>>\n\nThese unblinking figures never cease CHUCKLING STUPIDLY to one another, their meaningless guffaws echoing in the surrounding void. You can see no end to their necks and nothing about them appears to be of use.\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html>\n<table width="600">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nVULTHRAX, THE ABOMINABLE SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAX.png"><p><br><i>\nIt's...it's my wife...I should have seen it coming. She'd grown so COLD, so UNRESPONSIVE, until she finally burst with another parasite's larvae.\n<p> I shifted zones and wound up here *sniff*...you don't...uh...you don't wanna like, hang out, do you?\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n[[NO.|FOYER]]\n\nCHEER UP VULTHRAX, THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH ELIGIBLE ABOMINATIONS. \n[[YOU'LL SEE!|VULTHRAX3]]
\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKINGHOST.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nYou surge forward in the WEIGHTLESS VOID and manage to snag a tassle of the SKINGHOST with your BARE HANDS.\n\nINSTANTANEOUSLY, your ENTIRE SKIN loosens and tears free, leaving your SKINLESS BODY at the mercy of the void's predators.\n\nAs they ripple gracefully out of sight, you're pretty sure the two SKINGHOSTS are IN LOVE.\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SLENDERMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSLENDERMAN.png"></h1><p><br><I>"ALRIGHT, FINE, BUT YOU'D BETTER PROMISE!"</td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nSLENDERMAN really wants his PICTURE BACK and is now FOLLOWING YOU.\n\n<<set $SLENDERMAN = true>>SLENDERMAN ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENMAD.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n"Oh, so THAT'S your game? Ugh!\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nErrrr....let's just [[START THIS OVER|VULTHRAXLOVE]]\n\nEnough mush! Time to [[FIGHT!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
The BLOOD BAG squirms free from your grasp and sinks its syringe into the MUMMIFIED CADAVER.\n\nThe corpse begins to PLUMP UP....\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYNURSE.png"><p><br><I>"Mmmmmmm!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $NURSETIP = true>>\n\nThe BLIND, LIMBLESS NURSE appears to be DOCILE, though she is prone to unpredictable CONVULSIONS as she follows you down the halls.\n\n<<set $NURSE = true>>CONVULSING NURSE ACQUIRED!\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\n\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">Deep beneath the surface of the KIDDIE POOL sleepeth the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S CTHULHU!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCTHULHU.png"><p><br><I>"YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME! I AM THE MOST BIGGEST MONSTER!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThis POLYPOUS COSMIC DEITY is SEPULCHURAL and SQUAMOUS as it looms like an ELDRITCH MOUNTAIN from the inflatable KIDDIE POOL. Its FOUR DIMENSIONAL FLESH is an INDESCRIBABLE SPECTACLE and it is WAY WEIRD.<<set $CTHULHUTIP = true>>\n\nIA! IA! [[CTHULHU FTAGHN!|CTHULHUBAD]]\n\n[[IA SHUB NIGGURATH!|CTHULHUBAD]]\n\n[[TEKELI-LI!|CTHULHUBAD]]\n\nQUICK, MAKE THE MARK OF THE [[ELDER SIGN|CTHULHUBAD]]\n\n<<if $REDACTED>>SHOW CTHULHU THE [REDACTED] [[THINGABOB!|CTHULHUBAD]]<<else>>Cthulhu is POLYPOUS.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>SHOW CTHULHU THE [DATA EXPUNGED], [[QUICK!|CTHULHUBAD]]<<else>>Cthulhu is CYCLOPEAN.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SLENDERMAN>>YOU'RE OLD NEWS, CTHULHU! MEET MY [[SLENDER FRIEND!|CTHULHUBAD]]<<else>>Cthulhu is CREPUSCULAR.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>YAWN! [[SMILEDOG|CTHULHUBAD]] IS HELLA SCARIER!<<else>>Cthulhu is SHUDDERSOME!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CANDLECOVE>>HOW ABOUT AN EYEFULL OF [[CANDLE COVE|CTHULHUBAD]], GEEZER?!<<else>>Cthulhu is whatever ELDRITCH means.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ECTOCOOLER>>NO MONSTER CAN RESIST [[ECTO COOLER!|CTHULHUBAD]]<<else>>Cthulhu is SUPER GROSS.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $DIRTYPICTURE>>EVEN YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS [[HIDEOUS IMAGE|CTHULHUBAD]] OF GHOST BOOBS!<<else>>Cthulhu is UNDULATING.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BOATPAINTING>>UHHHH...I FOUND THIS [[BOAT PICTURE|CTHULHUGOOD]] IN THE GARBAGE?<<else>>Cthulhu is like, WET and stuff. Cthulhu is a lot of things.<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>BLACKLUNGS DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLACKLUNGS.png"><p><br></b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $BLACKLUNGSTIP = true>>\n\n[[HACK COUGH|LOUNGE]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">Crouching in the bushes is the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S SQUATMAN!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSQUATMAN.png"><p><br><I>"BOO! YOU'D BETTER NOT HAVE ANY WEIRD PAPERS OR ANYTHING!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThis EERIE PHANTASM is UNNATURALLY SQUAT. When you look at it, your vision goes all BLURRY and POORLY PHOTOSHOPPED. <<set $SQUATMANTIP = true>>\n\n"YOU'RE NOT REAL, SQUATMAN! I CAN [[TELL BY THE PIXELS|SQUATMANBAD]]"\n\nTHIS GUY IS WAY TOO SPOOKY. MAYBE PUT HIM [[BACK IN THE BUSHES|SQUATMANBAD]]\n\n<<if $SCARYCAMERA>>WHOA! THIS GUYS IS FREAKYS SQUAT! [[SNAP A PHOTO!|SQUATMANBAD]]<<else>>HOW'S THE [[WEATHER DOWN THERE|SQUATMANBAD]] LOL CLASSIC<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EIGHTPAGES>>WEIRD PAPERS? LIKE THIS [[EIGHT PAGE REPORT?|SQUATMANGOOD]]<<else>>WEIRD PAPERS?!<<endif>>\n\nYEESH! YOU BETTER [[GET OUT OF THERE!|COURTYARD]]\n\nMAYBE EVEN RUN BACK TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>\nGROSS BOOBS GHOST SAYS....\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBOOBYGHOST.png"><p><br><i>\n"Aw, that's okay sweetie. Here's a little something if you change your mind!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nGROSS BOOBS GHOST has given you an OBSCENE POLAROID you DARE NOT GAZE UPON.\n\n<<set $DIRTYPICTURE = true>>DISGUSTINGLY DIRTY PICTURE ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO THE [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>ELONGATING PUPPET SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYPUPPET.png"><p><br><I>"FELLOW BEING I AM ALSO BEING WHAT GOOD FORTUNE FALLS UPON US TWO SIMILAR BEINGS WHO MAY CONTINUE THIS DISCUSSION IN THE BELOW PLACE???????? QUACK QUACK!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $PUPPETTIP = true>>\n\n[[WHAT|COURTYARD]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|MANDANCE12]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|MANDANCE13]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"W...wow! You really appreciate a good dance!\n\nHere, you totally need this more than I do!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE gives you his FILTHY REEKING SPEEDO.\n\n<<set $SPEEDO = true>>DISGUSTING ZOMBIE UNDERWEAR ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO THE [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/ENTRY4.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[STOP READING|FOYER]]\n\n<<if $FUNNYMOUTH>>[[LOGBOOK 1]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WEIRDCAT>>[[LOGBOOK 2]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GASMASK>>[[LOGBOOK 3]]<<endif>>\n\nYOU ARE ON PAGE 4\n\n<<if $SCARYCAMERA>>[[LOGBOOK 5]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>>[[LOGBOOK 6]]<<endif>>
<html>A pair of DISEMBODIED ORGANS greet you in FEDORAS.<table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>MR. BRAINS AND MR. GUTS SAY...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBRAINSGUTS.png"></h1><p><br><I><font color="red">"Goodness gracious, Guts! A potential patron in a place such as this truly warms this old-fashioned traveling salesman's heart."</font>\n\n<p><font color="pink">"...I thought you sold that, Brains!"</font>\n\n<font color="red"><p>"Found another when we checked in. Same chap who had these lovely hats, actually...anywho, might we interest you in a genuine, bona-fide, one-of-a-kind pair of SPOOK-O-VISION goggles? Guaranteed to SPOOK you whenever you want, wherever you want!</font></b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $BRAINSGUTSTIP = true>>\n\n<<if $SPEEDO>>All I have is this revolting underwear from a dead butt. [[Trade?|BRAINSGUTSGOOD]]<<endif>>\n\n[[N...no thanks.|FOYER]]
<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>><html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYGUY3.png"><p><br><I>"To sieze...to control...to...PROLIFERATE!<p> Ehehehehehe!<p> Hehhhehehehehe!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n<<else>>\n<html><table width="500">Out of the SHADOWS looms THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A SECRETIVE CREEPY PERSON!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYGUY.png"><p><br><I>"To Seek, Collect and Preserve! Or was it Search, Corral and Panic?\n\nYou can call me [REDACTED], kid. Come back if you find anything weird for me."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<endif>><<set $GUYTIP = true>>\n\nWEIRD? [[TAKE YOUR PICK DUDER|GUYBAD]]\n\n<<if $GOTREDACTED>>"Thanks again for the [REDACTED], junior!"<<else>><<if $REDACTED>>YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE [REDACTED] STUFF! [[I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THIS IS!|GUYGOOD]]<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n<<if $GOTEXPUNGED>>"This [DATA EXPUNGED] will look great on my job report!"<<else>><<if $EXPUNGED>>YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE [DATA EXPUNGED] CRAP! [[I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT I'M HOLDING HERE!|GUYGOOD2]]<<endif>><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>MR. BRAINS AND MR. GUTS SAY...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBRAINSGUTS.png"></h1><p><br><I><font color="red">"Marvelous, marvelous! Don't worry about the cost, it's already been deducted from your...well, you don't exactly have a word for it yet. You'll see!"</font>\n\n<p><font color="pink">"...Pleasure doin' business with ya! Here's our card!"</font>\n</font></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe CREEPING STOMACH regurgitates a large TAPEWORM PROGLOTTID with a PHONE NUMBER on it.\n\n<<set $SPOOKOVISION = true>>\n\n...SPOOKOVISION GOGGLES RECEIVED! YAY?\n\n[[FOYER]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/ENTRY2.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[STOP READING|FOYER]]\n\n<<if $FUNNYMOUTH>>[[LOGBOOK 1]]<<endif>>\n\nYOU ARE ON PAGE 2\n\n<<if $GASMASK>>[[LOGBOOK 3]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDFRUIT>>[[LOGBOOK 4]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SCARYCAMERA>>[[LOGBOOK 5]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>>[[LOGBOOK 6]]<<endif>>
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/ENTRY3.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[STOP READING|FOYER]]\n\n<<if $FUNNYMOUTH>>[[LOGBOOK 1]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WEIRDCAT>>[[LOGBOOK 2]]<<endif>>\n\nYOU ARE ON PAGE 3\n\n<<if $REDFRUIT>>[[LOGBOOK 4]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SCARYCAMERA>>[[LOGBOOK 5]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>>[[LOGBOOK 6]]<<endif>>
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENMAD.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n"HUH?! Any idiot knows only RAD SKELETONS have heaven!\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $HEAVEN = true>>\n<<set $LOVE = $LOVE - 1>>\n\n<<if $LOVE eq 5>>I THINK IT'S WORKING! DUDE! SHE'S [[INTO YOU!]]<<else>>\n\n<<if $ANATOMY>>You already complimented her ass-face...<<else>>"IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FACE? NO, SERIOUSLY, HONEST QUESTION. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR [[ANATOMY]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEADSKELETON>>Ouch, didn't like the head skeleton crack. Sorry, "Sklenje..."<<else>>"I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR...[[HEAD SKELETON]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LOADED>>You already complimented her vast wealth...<<else>>"QUEEN, HUH? YOU MUST BE PRETTY [[LOADED]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEAVEN>>The "heaven" joke flew clear over her heads...<<else>>"DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM BLASPHEMOUS UNNATURAL HELLSPAWN [[HEAVEN]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CUDDLER>>Yeah, I guess it was kind of obvious the "cuddler" thing would't impress...<<else>>"THEY SAY I'M A REAL NICE GUY, AND AN UNSURPASSED [[CUDDLER]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $INNARDS>>You already promised a romantic evening of innard-tearing...<<else>>"I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF FROM WITHIN AND FEAST UPON YOUR [[INNARDS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GODDESS>>You already tried that cheap goddess line...<<else>>"YOU FILL OUT THAT LATEX RUBBER EXOSKELETON LIKE A [[GODDESS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PORPOISES>>Porpoises? Really?...<<else>>"YOU, ME, AND A MOUNTAIN OF SLOWLY DYING [[PORPOISES]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HAPPYTOSEEME>>You already complimented her DENTATA...<<else>>"ARE THOSE ROWS AND ROWS OF SLOBBERING FANGS IN WHAT MAY PASS FOR YOUR CROTCH REGION OR ARE YOU JUST [[HAPPY TO SEE ME]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ORIFICES>>She was not impressed by your attempt at manly assertion...<<else>>"I'LL BRING THE TENTACLES, YOU BRING THE [[ORIFICES]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BEDROOMFLOOR>>She dug that remark about her entrails...<<else>>"THOSE ENTRAILS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON MY [[BEDROOM FLOOR]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\nErrrr....let's just [[START THIS OVER|VULTHRAXLOVE]]\n\nEnough mush! Time to [[FIGHT!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
You SNAP A PHOTOGRAPH of the ELONGATED GENTLEMAN.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SLENDERMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSLENDERMAN.png"></h1><p><br><I>"HEY, WHAT DID I LITERALLY JUST SAY!? GIVE ME THAT PHOTO!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nAWWWW, [[OKAY|GIVE]]\n\nNO!!! IF YOU WANT THIS PICTURE BACK YOU'LL HAVE TO [[HELP ME OUT FIRST.|HELP]]\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You give PINKISH the WEIRD RED FRUIT you got from that WORM CHICK.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYPINKISH.png"><p><br><i>\n"Whoa! I feel REDDER al-RED-y! \n\nDad would be proud if he hadn't RUN off to some OLD-SCHOOL reality."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nPINKISH doesn't actually look any different, but he seems to be happy. From under his cheeto-stained gaming chair, he gives you something INCOMPREHENSIBLE and INDESCRIBABLE.\n\n<<set $REDACTED = true>>[REDACTED] ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
The HUNGRY BLOOD BAG plunges its needle into your LIVING BLOOD DUMMY. The dummy appears to SQUIRM WITH PLEASURE as it is reduced to a LIFELESS HUSK.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>HUNGRY BLOODBAG SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODBAG.png"><p><br><I>"MMMMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nApparently satiated, the HUNGRY BLOOD BAG drops to the floor at your feet and begins SNORING.\n\n<<set $BLOODBAG = true>>BLOOD BAG ACQUIRED!<<set $DUMMY = false>><<set $BLOODDUMMYALIVE = false>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\n\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evildoor.png">\n</h1></html>\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>OPEN THE EVIL DOOR WITH YOUR [[EVIL KEY|EVIL WORLD]]<<else>>THE EVIL DOOR IS LOCKED WITH AN EVIL LOCK!<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You feed JEFF THE KILLER'S hideous smile to the AWFUL DOG THING....\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSMILEDOG.png"><p><br><I>FROWNDOG IS SMILING NOW!!!</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nYou have done a GOOD DEED! No longer will the hideous FROWNDOG wallow miserable and alone in its hideous DOGHOUSE. You have single-handedly created SMILEDOG, and that is PROBABLY a good thing. Why wouldn't it be?\n\n<<set $SMILEDOG = true>>SMILEDOG ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|MANDANCE3]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|MANDANCE4]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
You place your EVIL BABY on the EVIL ALTAR and notice that the EVIL STATUE'S hands are EMPTY.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evilaltarbaby.png"><p><br></h1></html>\n\n<<if $EVILKNIFE>>PLACE THE [[EVIL KNIFE|ALTAR2]] IN THE STATUE'S HANDS<<else>>Looks like it might be missing something SHARP. Something SHARP and probably EVIL. Better come back with your EVIL BABY sometime later.<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><b><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMIKEYMOUSE.png"><p><br><I>"HELL IS REAL!!! ALSO...IT IS SPOOKY THERE!!!"</i></b></h1></html>\n\nAny idiot knew the first part was true, but the second statement SHATTERS YOUR MIND with a terror you NEVER IMAGINED.\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]\n\n
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>DANCING TEETH SAY...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDANCINGTEETH.png"><p><br><I>"CHITTER CHATTER! CLITTER CLATTER! TWITCH AND TINGLE TO A LUSTFUL REUNION OF SCABROUS ORIFICES BENEATH A FLY-BLOWN MOON."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $DANCINGTEETHTIP = true>>\n\n[[BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ|COURTYARD]]
\n\n<html>You open the OFFICE DOOR...<p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDEAD.png"><p><br></h1></html>\n\nThe DEAD THING does not move.\n\nThere's a first.\n\n<<if $BLOODBAG>>The [[BLOOD BAG|NURSEGOOD]] is TWITCHING toward the shrunken carcass.<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\n\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">Out of the MOLDY RED DOOR springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S FRIEND RED WORM!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYREDWORM.png"><p><br><I>"PUT A FRUIT IN A BODIE WITH LOVE AND KINDNESS! BE A FRIEND TODAY???"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe CRIMSON VERMIFORM squirms and undulates, swathed in a peculiar RED HAZE that smells like MUSHROOMS and DEAD BUGS.<<set $REDWORMTIP = true>>\n\n<<if $CARTOON>>HECK YEAH I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND! LET'S [[WATCH CARTOONS!|REDWORMGOOD]]<<else>>COVER YOUR [[MOUTH!|REDWORMBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>SMILEDOG, [[I CHOOSE YOU!|REDWORMBAD]]<<else>>HOW ABOUT THIS BIG HANDFUL OF [[DIRT|REDWORMBAD]]?<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RADSPEX>>QUICK! PUT ON YOUR [[RAD SPEX!|REDWORMBAD]]<<else>>MAKE THE FRUIT [[YOU?|REDWORMBAD]]<<endif>>\n\nSHUT THE DOOR! AAAHHH! [[SHUT THE DOOR!|GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
Peering from the shadows is the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A DEAD SKULL!!!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDEADSKULL.png"><p><br><I>"I'M ALWAYS LOOKING AT YOU! I KNOW ALL THE SECRETS!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $DEADSKULLTIP = true>>\n\n\n<<if $CTHULHUTIP>>CTHULHU SURE DOES SLEEP A LOT AND HE CRIES IN HIS SLEEP TOO. HES ALWAYS MUMBLING ABOUT LIKE ALL THIS NAUTICAL STUFF AND SPOOKS HIMSELF OUT!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SKELETONTIP>>WHAT KIND OF DOUCHE WEARS SUNGLASSES INDOORS ANYWAY? NOBODY CAN EVEN TELL IF YOU ARE LOOKING AT THEM OR NOT. UGH.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>>I WAS JUST READING ABOUT SOME "FURLER" THING WHEN I GOOGLED SOMETHING CALLED "BORFLADGE." I GET BORED.<<endif>>\n\nUGH THIS SKULL IS TOTALLY DEAD AND STILL TALKING!!! YOU BETTER RUN ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE [[FOYER]] IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|MANDANCE9]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTRAKE.png"></h1></html>\n\nThe RAKE bounces ineffectually off the Queen's MIGHTY FLESH.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"MMMMMM, HARDER!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nTHE RAKE shakes it off and looks READY TO GO AGAIN.\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFIGHT]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]], STATIC SCREECH ATTACK! \n\nLET'S TRY THAT AGAIN, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFIGHT]]
\n\n<html>A drooping, solemn shape looms out of the darkness...<img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFURLER.png">\n</h1></html><<set $FURLERTIP = true>>\n\n[[IDENTIFY AS FOLDER|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[IDENTIFY AS FURLER|FURLER1]]\n\n[[IDENTIFY AS FLAPPER|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[IDENTIFY AS FOILER|FURLERBAD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You dish out a REALITY CHECK to the RAMPAGING FICTIONAL CHILDREN'S PROGRAM.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>CANDLE COVE SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCANDLECOVE.png"></h1><p><br><I>"Alright, you got me. I'm not a legitimate paranormal mystery. I'm just a piece of creative fiction that totally set the bar higher for short horror writing.\n\n<p>I really wish people would stop making SHITTY SEQUELS to me, though."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nCANDLE COVE seems to be enjoying your company and FOLLOWING YOU AROUND all the sudden. \n\nWhat does that even mean? Like, Candle Cove, the show, is an actual monster in this continuity? Or is the monster Candle Cove, the creepypasta? Is it a TV monster that plays Candle Cove at you?\n\nEh, it's kind of all three.\n\nNo, YOU make no sense!!!\n\n<<set $CANDLECOVE = true>>CANDLE COVE ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTCANDLECOVE.gif"></h1></html>\n\nCANDLE COVE lets loose a LOST EPISODE MARATHON!\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"YAWN! YOU JUMPED THE SHARK 666 SEASONS AGO!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nCANDLE COVE cuts to a COMMERCIAL narrated by SKINLESS DOGS, or something. It's feeling a bit SCRAMBLED.\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]], STATIC SCREECH ATTACK! \n\nTIME FOR SOME YARDWORK, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFIGHT]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>FLAT PATRICK SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFLAT.png"><p><br><I>"Neeed...\n\n<p>Yourrrr......\n\n\n<p>Saliiivaaaa"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $FLATTIP = true>>\n\n[[NO|GUEST ROOMS]]
<html><p><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/JENTRY6a.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[NEXT|MILLIE'S DIARY 6B]]
<<if $MAGGOTTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-MAGGOT.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $GUYTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-GUY.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html> <<endif>><<if $SKELETONTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-SKELETON.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html> <<endif>><<if $BRAINSGUTSTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BRAINSGUTS.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $VULTHRAXTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-VULTHRAX.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $DEADSKULLTIP>><html><img 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src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $JEFFTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-JEFF.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $CANDLECOVETIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-CANDLECOVE.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $SLENDERMANTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-SLENDERMAN.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $PINKISHTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-PINKISH.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $ZOMBIEMANTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-ZOMBIEMAN.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $ZOMBIETIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-ZOMBIE.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $GHOSTTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-GHOST.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $MIKEYTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-MIKEYMOUSE.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $REDWORMTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-REDWORM.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n\n<<if $DINODRACTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-DINODRAC.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $SKIPPYTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-SKIPPY.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $CTHULHUTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-CTHULHU.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $UZUMAKITIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-UZUMAKI.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $SNAILTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-SNAILMAN.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $SQUATMANTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-SQUATMAN.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $SMILEDOGTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-SMILEDOG.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $CATSCAPETIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-CATSCAPE.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $XENOGOGTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-XENOGOG.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $PHAGETIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-PHAGE.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $BLOODDUMMYTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLOODDUMMY.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $HARMBURGERTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-HARMBURGER.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $BLOODBAGTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLOODBAG.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $NURSETIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-NURSE.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $BABYMAMATIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BABYMAMA.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $EVILBABYTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-EVILBABY.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $FURLERTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-FURLER.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $MAGBOILSTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-MAGBOILS.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $SKINGHOSTTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-SKINGHOST.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $BLISTERMENTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLISTERMEN.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $BLEATERTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLEATER.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $CHUCKLEHEADSTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-CHUCKLEHEADS.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $TOILETTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-TOILET.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $URINALTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-URINAL.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $BARNACLESTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BARNACLES.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $DANCINGTEETHTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-DANCINGTEETH.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $CYCLOPSTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-CYCLOPS.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $BWATIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BWA.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $HITMETIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-HITME.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $FARTFACETIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-FARTFACE.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $ICECREAMTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-ICECREAM.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $PUPPETTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-PUPPET.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $PLACENTACLETIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-PLACENTACLE.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $BLACKLUNGSTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLACKLUNGS.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $YAPYAPTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-YAPYAP.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $TOOTHACHETIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-TOOTHACHE.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $FLATTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-FLAT.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $EVILTVTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-EVILTV.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $EVILGAMETIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-EVILGAME.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>> <<if $REGULARMANTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-REGULARMAN.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n\n<<if $HORRORQUEENTIP>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-HORRORQUEEN.png"></html><<else>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/PHOTO-BLANK.png"></html><<endif>>\n\n\n\nback to [[FOYER]]
<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>><html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYGUY3.png"><p><br><I>"To sieze...to control...to...PROLIFERATE!<p> Ehehehehehe!<p> Hehhhehehehehe!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n<<else>>\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A SECRETIVE CREEPY PERSON!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYGUY.png"><p><br><I></b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nThe SECRETIVE CREEPY PERSON does not have time to deal with your INANE NONSENSE. He proceeds to [DATA EXPUNGED]\n\nThat is some SPOOKY SPOOKINGNESS! YOU ARE SPOOKED!!!!!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You show the DRUNKEN SNAIL GUY the REVOLTINGLY PERVERSE photograph of the NAUSEATING PHANTASM you met in the BATHROOMS.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SNAILMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSNAILMAN.png"></h1><p><br><I>"HUBBA HUBBA! You don't *hic* mind if I hang onto this, do ya?? Here, this one's on me!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nSNAILMAN roots around in the WET TRASH, and pulls out a LARGE, TERRIBLE SMELLING SNAIL of SUPERIOR CRAFTSMANSHIP.\n\n<<set $PROMOTIONALSNAIL = true>>EXCELLENT SNAIL ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><b><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCATSCAPE.png"><p><br>You attempt to pet one of the KITTIES on its adorable POINTY EARS.\n\nYour fingers STICK FAST to the amalgamation of feline flesh.\n\nYou are hastily ABSORBED FOREVER by the Catscape and ROYALLY SPOOKED OUT!</b></h1></html>\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/pokemon/pokeween/verberv.gif"><p><br><I>"GREY ZONE LEAK DETECTED\n<P>PLEASE REMAIN STATIONARY FOR MATTER REDISTRIBUTION\n\n<P>PLEASE CHOOSE REDISTRIBUTED MATTER CONFIGURATION\n\n<P>CHOSEN: PLATYHELMINTHES\n\n<P>THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $EVILTVTIP = true>>\n\n[[lllllllllll|LOUNGE]]
<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evilguestrooms.png"><p><br>something is wrong\n</h1></html>\n\n[[WARM CREVICE|FLAT]]\n\n<<if $DIRTYPICTURE>>[[GELATINOUS KEENING|PLACENTACLE]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RADSPEX>>[[REEKING MOISTURE|ICECREAM]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>[[CHATTERING EMPTINESS|TOOTHACHE]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>[[MURMURING ITCH|YAPYAP]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]\n<<else>>\n\nThe hideous GUEST ROOMS line a hideously HORRID HALLWAY of bizarre and also hideous DOORS.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/guestrooms.png">\n</h1></html>\n\n<<if $CARTOON>>The RODENT SHAPED DOOR is LOCKED<<else>>OPEN THE [[RODENT SHAPED DOOR|MIKEYMICE]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDFRUIT>>The MOLDY RED DOOR is LOCKED.<<else>>OPEN THE [[MOLDY RED DOOR|REDWORM]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKNIFE>>THE SLENDER DOOR IS NO LONGER INTERESTING<<else>><<if $SLENDERMAN>>SEND SLENDERMAN THROUGH THE [[SLENDER DOOR]].<<else>>YOU CANNOT FIT THROUGH THE SLENDER DOOR<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>THE SQUAT DOOR IS NO LONGER INTERESTING<<else>><<if $SQUATMAN>>SEND SQUATMAN THROUGH THE [[SQUAT DOOR]]<<else>>YOU CANNOT FIT THROUGH THE SQUAT DOOR<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n<<if $ECTOCOOLER>>DINOSAUR DRACULA IS BLOGGING NOW. DON'T BOTHER HIM!<<else>>OPEN THE [[COFFIN DOOR|DINODRAC]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>The CONTAINMENT DOOR is LOCKED.<<else>>OPEN THE [[CONTAINMENT DOOR|SKIPPY]]<<endif>>\n\nOH MY JESUS HOLY MOTHER OF GOD ALMIGHTY, LOOK AT THAT [[NORMAL SHAPED DOOR|REGULARMAN]]\n\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>>CHECK THE [[INVISIBLE DOOR|MUMMY2]]<<else>>REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]\n\n<<if $SPOOKOVISION>>USE YOUR [[SPOOKOVISION]] TO GET SPOOKED?<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>><<if $SPOOKED eq 2>>WHO'S THAT [[WATCHING YOU?|DEADSKULL]]<<endif>>\n
\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>DINOSAUR DRACULA SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDINODRAC.png"></h1><p><br><I>"YOU HAVE FAILED DINOSAUR DRACULA'S TEST!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe PRIMORDIAL NOSFERATU bites your JUGULAR with his TITANIC SAURIAN JAWS and sucks your body dry of its PRECIOUS BLOOD.\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]] WITH YOUR SHAME\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]] WITH ALSO SHAME
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You have given some of the SKIN from the SKINGHOST to the PESTILENT SANDWICH GUY and he has fashioned a sort of crude SKIN DOLL for some reason.\n\n<<set $SKINDOLL = true>>\n<<set $DUMMY = true>>\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKINDOLL.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nIt feels like it's MISSING SOMETHING.\n\n<<if $BLOOD>>FILL IT WITH [[BLOOD|BLOOD DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PUS>>FILL IT WITH [[PUS|PUS DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>FILL IT WITH [[LIFEGEL|BAD DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
As you drift down, down into a BLACKER BLACK than the BLACKENED HEART of a BLACK HOLE that has NEVER KNOWN LOVE, something begins to TAKE SHAPE from the NOTHINGNESS ITSELF.\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIt is................\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe spookiest thing \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIn the world.\n\n\n\n\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"IT'S PARTY TIME, BABY!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $HORRORQUEENTIP = true>>\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]] STATIC SCREECH ATTACK!\n\nTIME FOR SOME YARDWORK, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFIGHT]]\n\n<<if $VULTHRAX>>[[VULTHRAX, THE ABOMINABLE|VULTHRAXLOVE]] APPEARS TO BE IN AWE.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $MAGGOTTIP>><<if $GUYTIP>><<if $DEADSKULLTIP>><<if $BARNACLESTIP>><<if $BWATIP>><<if $RAKETIP>><<if $DANCINGTEETHTIP>><<if $CYCLOPSTIP>><<if $PHAGETIP>><<if $HITMETIP>><<if $FARTFACETIP>><<if $ICECREAMTIP>><<if $PUPPETTIP>><<if $PLACENTACLETIP>><<if $BLACKLUNGSTIP>><<if $SKELETONTIP>><<if $VULTHRAXTIP>><<if $XENOGOGTIP>><<if $TOILETTIP>><<if $TOOTHACHETIP>><<if $EVILGAMETIP>><<if $FLATTIP>><<if $EVILTVTIP>><<if $ZOMBIETIP>><<if $GHOSTTIP>><<if $YAPYAPTIP>><<if $URINALTIP>><<if $ZOMBIEMANTIP>><<if $PINKISHTIP>><<if $SLENDERMANTIP>><<if $JEFFTIP>>\n<<if $CANDLECOVETIP>><<if $DIVERSMUMMYTIP>><<if $MUMMYONETIP>><<if $MUMMYTWOTIP>><<if $MIKEYTIP>><<if $REDWORMTIP>><<if $DINODRACTIP>><<if $SKIPPYTIP>><<if $CTHULHUTIP>><<if $UZUMAKITIP>><<if $SNAILTIP>><<if $SQUATMANTIP>><<if $SMILEDOGTIP>><<if $CATSCAPETIP>><<if $SKILEVAKTIP>><<if $BRAINSGUTSTIP>><<if $BLOODDUMMYTIP>><<if $HARMBURGERTIP>><<if $BLOODBAGTIP>><<if $NURSETIP>><<if $BABYMAMATIP>><<if $EVILBABYTIP>><<if $FURLERTIP>><<if $MAGBOILSTIP>><<if $SKINGHOSTTIP>><<if $BLISTERMENTIP>><<if $BLEATERTIP>><<if $CHUCKLEHEADSTIP>>\nYOUR MONSTER PHOTO ALBUM IS [[SHAKING VIOLENTLY!|ALBUMEND]]\n<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>\n<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>\n<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>\n<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>\n<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>\n<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>
You find yourself floating in ADVANCED DARKNESS.\n\n[[NEXT|HORRORQUEEN]]
You cautiously put on your SPOOK-O-VISION goggles...\n\n<html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKOVISION.png"></h1></html>\n\nYour eyes are assaulted by visions of UNIMAGINABLE TERROR. There are DEAD GHOSTS with what might be BLOOD on them. There is a SCARY TREE and PUMPKINS and even an OWL.\n\nWorst of all, there is a SPIDER.\n\nKeep telling yourself that it isn't real.\n\nKeep telling yourself there are no such thing as trees or owls.\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nREVIEW [[INVENTORY]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE RAKE SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYRAKE.png"><p><br><I>"UNSPEAKABLY EVIL THINGS!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nTHE RAKE speaks of TERRIBLE HORRID TRUTHS you DID NOT WANT TO HEAR.\n\nIt knows how many OTHER PEOPLE'S HAIRS you have eaten without knowing it.\n\nIt knows how many HAND JOBS your parent(s) have been involved with.\n\nIt knows all the kinds of BUGS that will get on you when you're DEAD!!!\n\nYOU ARE ULTRASPOOKED!!!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
You introduce the EVIL BABY to your friend (?!) CANDLE COVE...\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>EVIL BABY SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABY.png"><p><br><I>"YES, HUMAN. YOU UNDERSTAND."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe EVIL BABY has been PACIFIED by CANDLE COVE'S NIGHTMARISH ANTICS.\n\n<<set $EVILBABY = true>>EVIL BABY ACQUIRED!!!!\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\n\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You hand over the [DATA EXPUNGED] to the DANGEROUS LOOKING STRANGER\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SECRETIVE CREEPY PERSON SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYGUY2.png"></h1><p><br><I>"Wow, nice work! If you get out of here alive, I'll put in a good word with you at the Foundation!\n\nHere's a little something for your trouble!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $GOTEXPUNGED = true>>\n<<set $EIGHTPAGES = true>>EIGHT PAGE REPORT ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>ICE CREAM SAM SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYICECREAM.png"><p><br><I>"STOP ME. MAKE ME STOP. WE DIDN'T KNOW. WHY WOULD WE KNOW?"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $ICECREAMTIP = true>>\n\n[[NO|GUEST ROOMS]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">You send SQUATMAN through the SQUAT DOOR.<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SQUATMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSQUATMAN.png"></h1><p><br><I>"THIS DANK ASS KEY WAS JUST LIKE SITTING ON A LITTLE SHELF IN THERE."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $EVILKEY = true>>EVIL KEY ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTSLENDER2.png"></h1></html>\n\nSLENDERMAN has achieved MULTI-LEVEL SLENDIFICATION.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"NICE ASS, BUT YOU AIN'T FOOLIN' ME TWICE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL TERROR spews a torrent of BILE into the center of the SLENDERFRACTAL. SLENDERMAN twitches a few times and goes limp.\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGDIE]] YOU CAN DO IT!!!\n\n[[RAKE!|RAKEFAIL3]] I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
Jonathan Wojcik
\n\n<html><table width="500">Out of the CONTAINMENT DOOR springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S SKIPPY!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKIPPY.png"><p><br><I>"STOP LOOKING AT ME! STOP IT!!! I WILL LITERALLY BREAK YOU!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $SKIPPYTIP = true>>\n\n<<if $REDACTED>>WATCH OUT! I'VE GOT A [REDACTED] AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO [[USE IT!|SKIPPYBAD]]<<else>>JEEZ SORRY DUDE I'LL [[LOOK AWAY|SKIPPYBAD]] I PROMISE!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $DIRTYPICTURE>>HEY STATUE THING LOOK AT THIS [[GROSS GHOST PHOTO!|SKIPPYBAD]]<<else>>I'M TOTALLY NOT LOOKING [[I SWEAR|SKIPPYBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RADSPEX>>PUT ON YOUR [[RAD SPEX|SKIPPYGOOD]] AND KEEP LOOKING<<else>>TRY NOT TO [[BLINK!|SKIPPYBAD]]<<endif>>\n\nSHUT THE DOOR! AAAHHH! [[SHUT THE DOOR!|GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTSLENDER.png"></h1></html>\n\nThe SLENDERMAN stretches to MEGA LEVEL SLENDOSITY. He is now SO SLENDER that his body is slicing QUARKS in twain.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"WHERE'D PRETTYBOY GO OFF TO!?\n\n<P>YOWTCH! WHAT SLICED MY EXOSPINE?!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nSECOND TIME'S THE CHARM, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFIGHT]] STATIC SCREECH ATTACK!\n\nSOMEONE'S IN FOR A RAKEDOWN, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFAIL]]
\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/JENTRY5.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[STOP READING|COURTYARD]]\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 1]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EIGHTPAGES>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 2]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 3]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILDOOR>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 4]]<<endif>>\n\nYOU ARE ON PAGE 5\n\n<<if $EVILBABY>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 6]]<<endif>>
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>TOILETTE SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYTOILET.png"><p><br><I>"I SALIVATE TO DREAM OF THE BLACK SWEETS WHICH FELL FROM SMALL BODIES UPON THE RAVAGED HEAPS OF LAUGHTER GIVEN SKIN AND HAIR."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $TOILETTIP = true>>\n\n[[MINE! THEY'RE MINE!|LOUNGE]]
\n<<if $YOURS>><html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE MAGNIFICENT MAGGOT SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGGOT.png"><p><br><I>"Ah, the glorious mistress herself! I knew you would cream that schmuck! Hehehe!\n\n<p>I take it you'll be wanting to ASSUME THEIR FORM and experience all of their DELICIOUS FEAR through their pitiful, human eyes? Whatever floats your boat, queenie! *slurp*</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<else>><html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE MAGNIFICENT MAGGOT SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGGOT.png"><p><br><I>"The GUEST LIST? Sure, I think you've earned it!" *slurp*</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<endif>>\n\n<html><font size="6"><br>OUT OF TOWNERS:</font></h1></html>\n\n[[SECRETIVE CREEPY PERSON|GUY]]: Visiting from some sort of "Foundation" in search of "anomalies." He's been here longer than he thinks. A lot longer.\n\n[[JEFF]]: "Jeff the Killer" is one of the earliest recognized icons of Creepypasta...but that doesn't mean he's one of the better ones.\n\n[[PINKISH]]: Allegedly the son of "RED" from "NES Godzilla Creepypasta." PINKISH is too busy gaming to do anything memorably frightening.\n\n[[SLENDERMAN]]: Born on Somethingawful, popularized by "Marble Hornets" and "Slender: The Eight Pages." It seems likely that what we can see of the being is only what we can comprehend at the time. His [[SHORTER COUNTERPART|SQUATMAN]], sadly, never took off, and [[THIS GUY|REGULARMAN]] chose not to be counted towards anything in DON'T GET SPOOKED. You don't even need him to unlock the true ending!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE|CANDLECOVE]]: A short story written by Kris Straub as part of his "Ichor Falls" series. In DON'T GET SPOOKED, Candle Cove is somehow a character itself.\n\n[[SKELETON]]: None other than THE Skeleton who Popped Out!\n\n[[CTHULHU]]: One of the world's most famous literary monsters. These days, more people have a vague understanding of who Cthulhu is than have even heard of Howard Philips Lovecraft, let alone actually read any of his work.\n\n[[RAKE]]: "THE RAKE" was a product of 4chan's /b/ back in 2005, and its earliest short stories are still among the more unsettling of the creepypasta phenomenon.\n\n[[UZUMAKI]]: Based on the Junji Ito manga of the same name, UZUMAKI is literally "vortex" or "spiral." It's kind of hard to describe what goes on in this series without spoiling anything, but it all revolves around that same geometric pattern...\n\n[[SMILEDOG|FROWNDOG]]: "Smile.dog" is an infamously terrifying image manipulation circulating the web since at least 2008, later inspiring a well known creepypasta. Its creator remains UNKNOWN...but you and I know when it started to smile!\n\n[[FRIEND RED WORM|REDWORM]]: Originally appearing in the Somethingawful horror series "INSTRUCTION FOR A HELP," The Red Worm was only vaguely alluded to until its true, grotesque nature was revealed in the companion series "Tales from Below."\n\n[[DINOSAUR DRACULA|DINODRAC]]: from dinosaurdracula.com, spiritual successor to x-entertainment.com and ally of Bogleech!\n\n[[SKIPPY]]: Otherwise known as SCP 173, or "The Statue," this is the short horror-post that spawned the entire massive SCP Foundation universe! The real-world statue was created by artist IZUMI KATO as part of a series representing radiation sickness. The author of its "SCP report," however, remains UNKNOWN!\n\n[[MIKEY MICE|MIKEYMICE]]: Mikey starred in one of the internet's oldest and most celebrated pieces, "Suicide Mouse." It's kind of quaint by today's standards, but it defined the trope of "lost episode" horror!\n\n[[MUMMY MAN 1|MUMMY1]]: Based on a strange, vinyl Halloween dog toy reviewed by Jonathan Wojcik on the Bogleech Halloween blogs. He doesn't look that much like a mummy, nor does his [[BROTHER|MUMMY2]].\n\n[[SKILEVAK]]: Based on a bizarre Halloween decoration reviewed on Bogleech in 2012, the Skilevak generated a respectable amount of fan-art, writing and even Dungeons and Dragons stats!\n\n[[CATSCAPE]]: counterpart to the DOGSCAPE, a delightfully surreal and unforgettably disgusting creepypasta series by a variety of largely anonymous authors.\n\n<html><font size="6"><br>UNIQUE GUESTS:</font></h1></html>\n\n[[GROSS BOOBS GHOST|GHOST]]: Because sometimes someone just wants to draw some super disgusting dead cartoon boobs.\n\n[[ZOMBIE]]: An option you may have missed while GROSS BOOBS GHOST likely had you distracted. Inspired by the NES video game "MONSTER PARTY," the only way to defeat Zombie is to WATCH HER DANCE.\n\n[[MAN ZOMBIE|ZOMBIEMAN]]: Likewise, this guy just checks himself out in the men's room mirror all day, practicing that awesome dance of his.\n\n[[SNAILMAN|SNAIL]]: Smells bad, drinks a lot, and leaves a film on everything. My kinda guy!\n\n[[MR. BRAINS AND MR. GUTS|BRAINSGUTS]]: These guys have shown up a lot in Bogleech comics. They really get around!\n\n[[DEAD SKULL|DEADSKULL]]: The DEAD SKULL was a short parody pasta by Jonathan Wojcik, who also made this crap you're looking at now!\n\n[[DIVERS MUMMY|DIVERSMUMMY]]: We try not to talk about this thing. It's just... too damn spooky.\n\n<html><font size="6"><br>EVIL WORLD DENIZENS:</font></h1></html>\n\n[[DR. PHAGE|HOSPITAL]]: Head of the most esteemed Hospital in unreality, the enlarged virus is a pretty amiable sort and always eager to help.\n\n[[CONVULSING NURSE|NURSEGOOD]]: A real-world Halloween decoration was modeled after this young lady near the start of her medical career!\n\n[[BABYMAMA]]: Evil World Hospital's only current patient nonetheless demands constant care. Bit of a hoarding problem.\n\n[[EVIL BABY|EVILBABY]]: Babies are evil by default, but Evil Baby is REALLY evil!\n\n[[HUNGRY BLOODBAG|BLOODBAG]]: One of Dr. Phage's staff. It's hard to say which part of this thing is the real seat of its consciousness, if it has one in the conventional sense.\n\n[[HARMBURGER|KITCHEN]]: Always cooking up something exotic for his mysterious employers. Or is he the one in charge? Nobody's really sure. You can learn more about him on burgrr.com!\n\n[[LIVING BLOOD DUMMY]]: Just like mama used to make! Not to be confused with a Living Pus Dummy or a Living Bloody Pus Dummy, neither of which are very appealing to true sanguivores.\n\n[[FURLER]]: As detailed on the Unscrupulous Borfladge, Furlers are...well, they're things. Some kind of things. They do...stuff.\n\n[[MAGBOILS]]: Based on a creepy knockoff rubber toy, Magboils have been elevated to bogleech.com's official Halloween mascots and seem to get their greasy little fingers in just about everything, lately.\n\n[[SKINGHOST]]: A flimsy phantasm of the emptiness between places!\n\n[[BLISTERMEN]]: Bloated, balloon-like beings filled with rancid pus, Blistermen aren't very dangerous on their own.\n\n[[BLEATER]]: First seen in the short Bogleech flash cartoon ABYSSAL, these timid void dwellers feed primarily on the drifting waste-flakes of larger drifters.\n\n[[CHUCKLEHEADS]]: First seen in ABYSSAL, nobody actually knows what a whole Chucklehead looks like. Their necks just keep going and going...though long, pale arms have also been spotted. Some say they're all part of a single creature, or that every neck just ends in an opposite head.\n\n[[SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR|HORRORQUEEN]]: Her Sexiness demanded to write her own entry, which consists of a small doodle symbolizing her victory over you as she remembers it. It is far too obscene to share.\n\n<html><font size="6"><br>TRUE(?) HOUSE:</font></h1></html>\n\n[[ELONGATING PUPPET|PUPPET]]: A BEING LIKE YOU, JUST A BEING. AN ALIVE BEING OF MATTER.\n\n[[OILY FART FACE|FARTFACE]]: Hails fromm a colony of several thousand brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles; all interchangeable in the Fartface family.\n\n[[PLACENTACLE]]: This parasite must never be allowed to make contact with Babymama. Don't even ask.\n\n[[BARNACLE BABIES|BARNACLES]]: These obnoxious vermin grow like mildew in neglected rooms.\n\n[[ICE CREAM SAM|ICECREAM]]: They say this guy used to be just like you.\n\n[[YAPYAP]]: This thing has died more than anyone or anything else that has ever existed.\n\n[[GUZZLER|URINAL]]: Guzzler is an Evil World waste disposal system.\n\n[[TOILETTE|TOILET]]: Likewise. So what does a Guzzler or Toilette do when they need to "go?" Unfortunately, it can't be described in communication methods you're capable of imagining.\n\n[[DANCING TEETH|DANCINGTEETH]]: Happy little guys, especially when they find new friends in a visitor's mouth.\n\n[[TOOTHACHE]]: This is that thing on the other side of your wall right now. Which wall? You'll just have to see.\n\n[[BLACKLUNGS]]: This guy looks like a real UGLY TRUTH, eh? Eh!?\n\n[[CYCLOPS BABY|CYCLOPS]]: I heard they found this thing at a fast-food playplace. Can you imagine?!\n\n[[FLAT PATRICK|FLAT]]: Nice guy. Soft spoken. Likes to slither up under your face while you sleep and catch your drool in his mouth. Nice guy.\n\n[[XENOGOG]]: They say these things are damn near everywhere, slipping in and out of planes and zone layers or whatever the hell your continuity likes to call them. They're a real big hit in MORTASHEEN, I hear.\n\n[[VULTHRAX]]: This ladykiller first appeared in the Bogleech flash cartoon series, THE FEAR HOLE.\n\n[[HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME|HITME]]: This was Jonathan Wojcik's imaginary childhood friend, taken from one of his own nightmares! Tell him to come get the damn thing already, it's making that racket all hours of the day!\n\n[[BWABWABWABWABWABWABWABWABWA|BWA]]: Hell if I know.\n\n[[RED|EVILGAME]]: Made famous by Cosbydaf's "NES Godzilla Creepypasta!"\n\n[[???|EVILTV]]: Huh? I don't have this thing listed!\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]\n\n\n\n
\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/JENTRY4.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[STOP READING|COURTYARD]]\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 1]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EIGHTPAGES>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 2]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 3]]<<endif>>\n\nYOU ARE ON PAGE 4\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 5]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILBABY>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 6]]<<endif>>
You return the BLURRY PHOTOGRAPH to the SKINNY FELLOW.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SLENDERMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSLENDERMAN.png"></h1><p><br><I>"THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, I HAVE BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO."</td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe SLENDERMAN slips back between the COUCH CUSHIONS. He does not actually appear to be DOING ANYTHING other than just sort of LYING IN THERE with the LOOSE CHANGE and BUTTONS.\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
The HUNGRY BLOOD BAG ignores your PUS FILLED FRIEND and stabs its thick, broken needletip into your FOREHEAD.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>HUNGRY BLOODBAG SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODBAG.png"><p><br><I>"MMMMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nYou feel your body WITHERING as the thing greedily suctions out every last drop of your precious blood.\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\n\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>CYCLOPS BABY SAYS....</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCYCLOPS.png"><p><br>"Headfriends, headfriends! In and out! Headfriends, headfriends, roll about! Headfriends, headfriends! RED RED SPOUT!\n\n<p>Haha! It's my favorite song!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $CYCLOPSTIP = true>>\n\n[[HHWWWAAUUUUGHHH|COURTYARD]]
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENMAD.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n"AUGH! DON'T MAKE ME SICK! Unless CUDDLING is code for "corrosive secretions," I don't swing that way!"\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $CUDDLER = true>>\n<<set $LOVE = $LOVE - 1>>\n\nOkay, that was a little too vanilla for a SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF HORROR. Very few things wouldn't be, apparently.\n\n<<if $LOVE eq 5>>I THINK IT'S WORKING! DUDE! SHE'S [[INTO YOU!]]<<else>>\n\n<<if $ANATOMY>>You already complimented her ass-face...<<else>>"IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FACE? NO, SERIOUSLY, HONEST QUESTION. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR [[ANATOMY]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEADSKELETON>>Ouch, didn't like the head skeleton crack. Sorry, "Sklenje..."<<else>>"I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR...[[HEAD SKELETON]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LOADED>>You already complimented her vast wealth...<<else>>"QUEEN, HUH? YOU MUST BE PRETTY [[LOADED]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEAVEN>>The "heaven" joke flew clear over her heads...<<else>>"DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM BLASPHEMOUS UNNATURAL HELLSPAWN [[HEAVEN]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CUDDLER>>Yeah, I guess it was kind of obvious the "cuddler" thing would't impress...<<else>>"THEY SAY I'M A REAL NICE GUY, AND AN UNSURPASSED [[CUDDLER]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $INNARDS>>You already promised a romantic evening of innard-tearing...<<else>>"I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF FROM WITHIN AND FEAST UPON YOUR [[INNARDS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GODDESS>>You already tried that cheap goddess line...<<else>>"YOU FILL OUT THAT LATEX RUBBER EXOSKELETON LIKE A [[GODDESS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PORPOISES>>Porpoises? Really?...<<else>>"YOU, ME, AND A MOUNTAIN OF SLOWLY DYING [[PORPOISES]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HAPPYTOSEEME>>You already complimented her DENTATA...<<else>>"ARE THOSE ROWS AND ROWS OF SLOBBERING FANGS IN WHAT MAY PASS FOR YOUR CROTCH REGION OR ARE YOU JUST [[HAPPY TO SEE ME]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ORIFICES>>She was not impressed by your attempt at manly assertion...<<else>>"I'LL BRING THE TENTACLES, YOU BRING THE [[ORIFICES]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BEDROOMFLOOR>>She dug that remark about her entrails...<<else>>"THOSE ENTRAILS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON MY [[BEDROOM FLOOR]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\nErrrr....let's just [[START THIS OVER|VULTHRAXLOVE]]\n\nEnough mush! Time to [[FIGHT!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
\nThe UGLY HOUSE looms like a ROTTEN SKELETON HEAD atop an EVIL CLIFF. Every time you look at it, there is some LIGHTNING. You have to go INSIDE because it is RAINING, but little do you know that this is no ordinary ugly house. This is...\n<html><table width="700"><tr><td><h1><font size="6"><br!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/logo.png"><p><br><I></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $SPOOKED = 0>>\n.............[[DARE YOU ENTER?!!|FOYER]]\n\n\n<html>FEATURING ARTWORK BY Jonathan Wojcik, Margret Storm, and <a href="http://witnesstheabsurd.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Witness the Absurd.</a>\n\n<br><br>\n<p>FEATURING SOME CHARACTERS ORIGINATED BY <a href="http://broodhollow.chainsawsuit.com" target="_blank">Kris Straub</a>, <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/series/instruction-for-a-help/" target="_blank">Zack Parsons</a>, <a href="http://nesgodzillacreepypasta.blog.com/" target="_blank">Cosbydaf</a>, <a href="http://www.scp-wiki.net" target="_blank">The SCP Foundation</a>, H.P. Lovecraft, <a href="http://www.dinosaurdracula.com" target="_blank">Matt Caracappa</a> and Junji Ito.\n\n<p><i>Individuals credited are not necessarily connected in any personal way to "DON'T GET SPOOKED: THE SPOOKIEST HOUSE IN THE WORLD" and are not necessarily aware of or endorsing Bogleech.com</i></html>
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTCANDLECOVE.gif"></h1></html>\n\nCANDLE COVE broadcasts all 864,123,0XX of its INSIDIOUS EPISODES simultaneously, with DREAD DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"AAAAAGGGHH!!!! SPOILER ALERT, ASSHAT!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR is now SIGNIFICANTLY WEAKENED, but with before you can celebrate, the queen raises one of her SEXY ASS BOOTS and kicks a PERFECT HOLE through CANDLE COVE'S television screen.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCANDLECOVEDEAD.png"></h1></html>\n\nYour friend, CANDLE COVE, is DEAD.\n\n[[SLENDERMAN! GO!!|SLENDERDIE]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL2]]\n\n[[RAKE!|RAKEFAIL2]]
You plunge your EVIL KNIFE into the nearest BLISTERMAN...\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLISTERMEN.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nThe helpless creature ruptures like a MASSIVE ZIT, drenching your body in SYRUPY PUS.\n\n<<set $PUS = true>>PUS ACQUIRED! YAY?\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">Deep down in the sewer lurks the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S UZUMAKI!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYUZUMAKI.png"><p><br><I>"Look, I've got small, unremarkable Japanese villages to torment; if you don't have something SPIRALED, don't waste my time!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThis GRISLY NIGHTMARE is like, the general concept of SPIRALS or something. It's SPOOK AS HELL, TRUST ME. Read some JUNJI ITO sometime, that shit is HARDCORE CREEPSVILLE!<<set $UZUMAKITIP = true>>\n\n<<if $PROMOTIONALSNAIL>>I've got a [[SNAIL|UZUMAKIGOOD]] here of SUPERIOR CRAFTSMANSHIP!<<else>>HOW ABOUT THIS [[MILLIPEDE|UZUMAKIBAD]] I FOUND IN THE BUSHES?<<endif>>\n\nHey, check out my [[THUMBPRINTS!|UZUMAKIBAD]]\n\nHey, check out my [[COCHLEA!|UZUMAKIBAD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENBLUSH.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n"Why, yes. Yes I am. Ya lookin' for a sugar-mama, cutie?"\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $LOADED = true>>\n<<set $LOVE = $LOVE + 1>>\n\nApparently the Queen appreciates being appreciated for her fat bank account.\n\n<<if $LOVE eq 5>>I THINK IT'S WORKING! DUDE! SHE'S [[INTO YOU!]]<<else>>\n\n<<if $ANATOMY>>You already complimented her ass-face...<<else>>"IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FACE? NO, SERIOUSLY, HONEST QUESTION. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR [[ANATOMY]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEADSKELETON>>Ouch, didn't like the head skeleton crack. Sorry, "Sklenje..."<<else>>"I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR...[[HEAD SKELETON]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LOADED>>You already complimented her vast wealth...<<else>>"QUEEN, HUH? YOU MUST BE PRETTY [[LOADED]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEAVEN>>The "heaven" joke flew clear over her heads...<<else>>"DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM BLASPHEMOUS UNNATURAL HELLSPAWN [[HEAVEN]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CUDDLER>>Yeah, I guess it was kind of obvious the "cuddler" thing would't impress...<<else>>"THEY SAY I'M A REAL NICE GUY, AND AN UNSURPASSED [[CUDDLER]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $INNARDS>>You already promised a romantic evening of innard-tearing...<<else>>"I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF FROM WITHIN AND FEAST UPON YOUR [[INNARDS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GODDESS>>You already tried that cheap goddess line...<<else>>"YOU FILL OUT THAT LATEX RUBBER EXOSKELETON LIKE A [[GODDESS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PORPOISES>>Porpoises? Really?...<<else>>"YOU, ME, AND A MOUNTAIN OF SLOWLY DYING [[PORPOISES]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HAPPYTOSEEME>>You already complimented her DENTATA...<<else>>"ARE THOSE ROWS AND ROWS OF SLOBBERING FANGS IN WHAT MAY PASS FOR YOUR CROTCH REGION OR ARE YOU JUST [[HAPPY TO SEE ME]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ORIFICES>>She was not impressed by your attempt at manly assertion...<<else>>"I'LL BRING THE TENTACLES, YOU BRING THE [[ORIFICES]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BEDROOMFLOOR>>She dug that remark about her entrails...<<else>>"THOSE ENTRAILS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON MY [[BEDROOM FLOOR]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\nErrrr....let's just [[START THIS OVER|VULTHRAXLOVE]]\n\nEnough mush! Time to [[FIGHT!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENMAD.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n"For your INFORMATION, it's called a SKLEDJE, and I'm rather SENSITIVE about how SMALL it is."\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $HEADSKELETON = true>>\n<<set $LOVE = $LOVE - 1>>\n\nSheesh, looks pretty big to me...\n\n<<if $LOVE eq 5>>I THINK IT'S WORKING! DUDE! SHE'S [[INTO YOU!]]<<else>>\n\n<<if $ANATOMY>>You already complimented her ass-face...<<else>>"IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FACE? NO, SERIOUSLY, HONEST QUESTION. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR [[ANATOMY]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEADSKELETON>>Ouch, didn't like the head skeleton crack. Sorry, "Sklenje..."<<else>>"I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR...[[HEAD SKELETON]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LOADED>>You already complimented her vast wealth...<<else>>"QUEEN, HUH? YOU MUST BE PRETTY [[LOADED]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEAVEN>>The "heaven" joke flew clear over her heads...<<else>>"DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM BLASPHEMOUS UNNATURAL HELLSPAWN [[HEAVEN]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CUDDLER>>Yeah, I guess it was kind of obvious the "cuddler" thing would't impress...<<else>>"THEY SAY I'M A REAL NICE GUY, AND AN UNSURPASSED [[CUDDLER]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $INNARDS>>You already promised a romantic evening of innard-tearing...<<else>>"I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF FROM WITHIN AND FEAST UPON YOUR [[INNARDS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GODDESS>>You already tried that cheap goddess line...<<else>>"YOU FILL OUT THAT LATEX RUBBER EXOSKELETON LIKE A [[GODDESS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PORPOISES>>Porpoises? Really?...<<else>>"YOU, ME, AND A MOUNTAIN OF SLOWLY DYING [[PORPOISES]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HAPPYTOSEEME>>You already complimented her DENTATA...<<else>>"ARE THOSE ROWS AND ROWS OF SLOBBERING FANGS IN WHAT MAY PASS FOR YOUR CROTCH REGION OR ARE YOU JUST [[HAPPY TO SEE ME]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ORIFICES>>She was not impressed by your attempt at manly assertion...<<else>>"I'LL BRING THE TENTACLES, YOU BRING THE [[ORIFICES]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BEDROOMFLOOR>>She dug that remark about her entrails...<<else>>"THOSE ENTRAILS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON MY [[BEDROOM FLOOR]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\nErrrr....let's just [[START THIS OVER|VULTHRAXLOVE]]\n\nEnough mush! Time to [[FIGHT!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
<html><b><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSMILEDOG.png"><p><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCATSCAPE.png"><p><br>SMILEDOG begins to BARK FRANTICALLY and also HIDEOUSLY. The hideous CATSCAPE is chased up a TREE somehow.\n\nWhere it previously rested is a GROSS HAIRY SHAPE.</b></h1></html>\n\n<<set $WEIRDCAT = true>>WEIRD CAT ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">You reached for the closet door..<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>\nAND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKELETON.png"><p><br><i>\n"BAD 3 THE BONE, BABY!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThis SKELETON WHO POPPED OUT is FAR TOO RADICAL to behold.\n\nHe is SHREDDING OFF THE WALLS on his DINOSAUR SKATEBOARD.\n\nIt is the COOLEST thing you have ever seen. You are almost positive that nothing could make this skeleton COOLER.<<set $SKELETONTIP = true>>\n\n<<if $ECTOCOOLER>>...NOT EVEN [[ECTO COOLER?|SKELETONGOOD]]<<else>>GIVE THE SKELETON [[PEPSI MAX|SKELETONBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $DIRTYPICTURE>>GIVE SKELETON THE [[DIRTY BOOBS PICTURE|SKELETONBAD]]<<else>>GIVE THE SKELETON [[VIDEO GAMES|SKELETONBAD]]<<endif>>\n\nGIVE THE SKELETON [[CIGARETTES|SKELETONBAD]]\n\nGIVE THE SKELETON [[PEPSI MAX|SKELETONBAD]]\n\nGIVE THE SKELETON A [[COBRA TATTOO|SKELETONBAD]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!\n\n<<endif>>
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSQUATMAN.png"><br></h1></html>\n\nBefore you can even react, the STOCKY SPECTER proceeds to be WAY TOO SQUAT at you. \n\nIt is SPOOKING YOU HARDCORE!!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evilcourtyard.png"><p><br>something is wrong\n</h1></html>\n\n[[ITCHING COLORS|XENOGOG]]\n\n<<if $ECTOCOOLER>>[[ROILING HATE PUS|FARTFACE]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>[[FLOPPING AND ROLLING|CYCLOPS]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>[[A GIBBOUS SIGH|BARNACLES]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EIGHTPAGES>>[[GLISTENING JUBILATION|PUPPET]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>[[CLATTER CLATTER|DANCINGTEETH]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>>[[THUMP THUMP|HITME]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 1]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EIGHTPAGES>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 2]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 3]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILDOOR>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 4]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 5]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILBABY>>[[MILLIE'S DIARY 6]]<<endif>> \n\n<<else>>\n\nWhy would you step out into this hideous COURTYARD? It's still RAINING out there, stupid! There are a number of DISQUIETING SHRUBBERIES here.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/courtyard.png">\n</h1></html>\n\n<<if $EVILDOOR>>CHECK OUT THAT [[EVIL DOOR]] IN THE SWIMMING POOL<<else>>GO FOR A DIP IN THE [[GROSS POOL|CTHULHU]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RAKE>>THAT RAKE IS IN YOUR INVENTORY ALREADY<<else>>WHOA! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT CRAZY [[RAKE!?|RAKE]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>THE DOGHOUSE IS NOW EMPTY<<else>>MAYBE THERE IS A CHILL DOG IN THAT [[DOGHOUSE|FROWNDOG]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WEIRDCAT>>THE CATSCAPE IS STILL STUCK IN A TREE<<else>>IS...IS THAT A BIG PILE OF [[CAT PARTS|CATSCAPE]]?<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SQUATMAN>>THE BUSHES CONTAIN ONLY SOME NEAT BUT INCONSEQUENTIAL BUGS<<else>>WHAT'S GOING DOWN IN THOSE ILL [[BUSHES?|SQUATMAN]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BOATPAINTING>>YOU DO NOT FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH THAT SKEEVY SNAIL GUY ANYMORE.<<else>>WHO KNOWS WHAT TIGHT STUFF COULD BE IN THAT [[DUMPSTER|SNAIL]]?<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ULTRASNAIL>>NO WAY YOU'RE LOOKING AT THAT SPIRAL WEIRDO AGAIN.<<else>>THAT SEWER GRATE LOOKS LIKE A [[HAPPENING PLACE|UZUMAKI]] FOR YOUR BAD SELF<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>>HOW ABOUT WE DIG AROUND IN THOSE [[OTHER BUSHES?|SKILEVAK]]<<else>>REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]\n\n<<if $SPOOKOVISION>>USE YOUR [[SPOOKOVISION]] TO GET SPOOKED?<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>>WHO'S THAT [[WATCHING YOU?|DEADSKULL]]<<endif>>\n
\n\n<html>A flock of glistening, swollen figures bob and float in the darkness...<img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLISTERMEN.png">\n</h1></html><<set $BLISTERMENTIP = true>>\n\nThe BLISTERMEN appear to be NEARLY BURSTING with VILE FLUIDS.\n\n<<if $EVILKNIFE>>USE YOUR [[EVIL KNIFE|BLISTERMENGOOD]] ON THE NEAREST BLISTERMAN!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RAKE>>USE YOUR [[RAKE|BLISTERMENBAD]] TO PULL IN A BLISTERMAN!<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SKIPPY SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKIPPY.png"></h1><p><br><I>"BAHAHA! YOU'RE ALMOST AS DUMB AS THOSE FOUNDATION GUYS! THEY HAVEN'T EVEN FOUND MY OFF-SWITCH!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe CONCRETE ANOMALY wastes no time SNAPPING YOUR SPINE the very instant you look away.\n\nThat is one of the SPOOKIEST things to ever happen to you!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><b><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMIKEYMOUSE.png"><p><br><I>"......!!!"</i></b></h1></html>\n\nThe BIZARRE QUASI-FELINE from the CATSCAPE leaps from your arms and attempts to SNUGGLE with MIKEY MICE.\n\nThe HIDEOUS APPARITION erupts in a PANICKED TERROR, accidentally hurling A TERRIBLE CARTOON into your open arms.\n\n<<set $CARTOON = true>>TERRIBLE CARTOON REEL ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You AGREE with JEFF THE KILLER that he is ACTUALLY FRIGHTENING...\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>\nJEFF THE KILLER SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYJEFF.png"><p><br><i>\n"Oh yeah, I know, watch me do some MESSED UP stuff and totally SMILE about it, because I am SO DARK."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nJEFF THE KILLER writes some CUSS WORDS on a piece of paper, then throws it DIRECTLY ON THE FLOOR even though there is an EMPTY TRASH CAN reasonably within reach. Just when you are wondering if he really did these deeds on purpose, his BLOODY SMILE grows WIDER.\n\n"Oh yes" he says. "I knew there was a proper garbage there."\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SKIPPY SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKIPPY.png"></h1><p><br><I>"AUGH!! WHAT!?! WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES INDOORS AND AT NIGHT!?!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nYour RAD SPEX confuse the SCULPTED ABOMINATION. It CANNOT TELL if you are LOOKING or not and just wants you to GO AWAY.\n\nIt hands you [DATA EXPUNGED] before slamming its door in your RAD FACE.\n\n<<set $EXPUNGED = true>>[DATA EXPUNGED] ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
Screams, sobs and gurgles echo around the decrepit hospital building.\n\nA strange little figure greets you at the end of a very long, dark hall.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evilhospital.png">\n<p>"Hello there, little boy or girl! I am the Highly Magnified and Thoroughly Educated Doctor Phage!!! The facility is grossly understaffed at the moment, so I'm here on loan! Blood donations to your left, and field all questions to your right! Please be QUIET, our patient is in a state of agitation!!!\n</h1></html><<set $PHAGETIP = true>>\n\n<<if $BLOODDUMMYALIVE>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODDUMMYALIVE.png"><p>...Wherrre are we g...go...mama?</h1></html><<endif>>\n\nENTER THE [[TATTERED CURTAIN|BABYMAMA]]\n\n<<if $BLOODBAG>>The bloody door is now vacant.<<else>>ENTER THE [[BLOODY DOOR|BLOODBAG]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $NURSE>>The office door is now vacant.<<else>>ENTER THE [[RUSTY OFFICE DOOR|NURSE]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><b><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYREDWORM.png"><p><br><I>"I CAN DO A HELP!!!"</i></b></h1></html>\n\nYour body begins to TINGLE as it is invaded by the RED SPORES. Your consciousness becomes one with a global FUNGUS COLLECTIVE and that is simply WAY TOO SPOOKY.\n\nYou have been SPOOKED!!!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENBLUSH.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n"I do like a little old-school romance now and then!"\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $INNARDS = true>>\n<<set $LOVE = $LOVE + 1>>\n\n<<if $LOVE eq 5>>I THINK IT'S WORKING! DUDE! SHE'S [[INTO YOU!]]<<else>>\n\n<<if $ANATOMY>>You already complimented her ass-face...<<else>>"IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FACE? NO, SERIOUSLY, HONEST QUESTION. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR [[ANATOMY]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEADSKELETON>>Ouch, didn't like the head skeleton crack. Sorry, "Sklenje..."<<else>>"I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR...[[HEAD SKELETON]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LOADED>>You already complimented her vast wealth...<<else>>"QUEEN, HUH? YOU MUST BE PRETTY [[LOADED]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEAVEN>>The "heaven" joke flew clear over her heads...<<else>>"DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM BLASPHEMOUS UNNATURAL HELLSPAWN [[HEAVEN]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CUDDLER>>Yeah, I guess it was kind of obvious the "cuddler" thing would't impress...<<else>>"THEY SAY I'M A REAL NICE GUY, AND AN UNSURPASSED [[CUDDLER]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $INNARDS>>You already promised a romantic evening of innard-tearing...<<else>>"I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF FROM WITHIN AND FEAST UPON YOUR [[INNARDS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GODDESS>>You already tried that cheap goddess line...<<else>>"YOU FILL OUT THAT LATEX RUBBER EXOSKELETON LIKE A [[GODDESS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PORPOISES>>Porpoises? Really?...<<else>>"YOU, ME, AND A MOUNTAIN OF SLOWLY DYING [[PORPOISES]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HAPPYTOSEEME>>You already complimented her DENTATA...<<else>>"ARE THOSE ROWS AND ROWS OF SLOBBERING FANGS IN WHAT MAY PASS FOR YOUR CROTCH REGION OR ARE YOU JUST [[HAPPY TO SEE ME]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ORIFICES>>She was not impressed by your attempt at manly assertion...<<else>>"I'LL BRING THE TENTACLES, YOU BRING THE [[ORIFICES]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BEDROOMFLOOR>>She dug that remark about her entrails...<<else>>"THOSE ENTRAILS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON MY [[BEDROOM FLOOR]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\nErrrr....let's just [[START THIS OVER|VULTHRAXLOVE]]\n\nEnough mush! Time to [[FIGHT!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
<html>\n<table width="600">\nFrom the strange, swirling portal slithers a horrific sight!\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nVULTHRAX, THE ABOMINABLE SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAX.png"><p><br><i>\nGo away! I...I want to be left alone!\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $VULTHRAXTIP = true>>\n\n[[OKAY SURE|FOYER]]\n\n[[WHAT'S WRONG, VULTHRAX?|VULTHRAX2]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|MANDANCE7]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/red.gif"><p><br><I>"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $EVILGAMETIP = true>>\n\n[[RUN|LOUNGE]]
You attempt to capture a BLISTERMAN without HARMING IT...\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLISTERMEN.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nThe BLISTERMAN shrieks deafeningly and PLUMMETS out of sight.\n\nYou never get to see what it ALERTED to your presence before its SERRATED JAWS snap shut over your head, neatly decapitating you.\n\nYOU HAVE BEEN SPOOKED UP BIG TIME.\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>PLACENTACLE SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYPLACENTACLE.png"><p><br><I>"COLD."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $PLACENTACLETIP = true>>\n\n[[??????|GUEST ROOMS]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTRAKE.png"></h1></html>\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DO MY LAWN!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL TERROR easily deflects THE RAKE with her MAGNIFICENTLY BULBOUS ASS.\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL2]] YOU CAN DO IT!!!\n\n[[RAKE!|RAKEFAIL2]] I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!\n\n[[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERDIE]] ONE MORE TIME!
The kitchen door stinks of grease and raw meat. Inside, a huge and putrid HAMBURGER prepares a variety of equally putrid, barely identifiable foodstuffs. It does not speak, but it does periodically glance your way.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHARMBURGER.png">\n</h1></html><<set $HARMBURGERTIP = true>>\n\n<<if $BLOODDUMMYALIVE>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODDUMMYALIVE.png"><p>...pa....pa?</h1></html><<endif>>\n\n<<if $BLOOD>>OFFER IT [[BLOOD|KITCHENBAD]]<<else>>He seems to be preparing a stew...<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SKIN>>OFFER IT [[SKIN|SKIN DOLL]]<<else>>It smells like...meat.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PUS>>OFFER IT [[PUS|KITCHENBAD]]<<else>>Bad meat.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>OFFER IT [[LIFEGEL|KITCHENBAD]]<<else>>It appears to be moving.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SKINDOLL>>YOUR [[SKIN DOLL]] IS PROPPED AGAINST THE CORNER.<<else>>There is a strange, dark stain in the corner of the room.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BLOODDUMMY>>YOUR [[BLOOD DUMMY]] IS PROPPED AGAINST THE CORNER.<<else>>It smells...metallic.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PUSDUMMY>>YOUR [[PUS DUMMY]] IS PROPPED AGAINST THE CORNER.<<else>>It looks very filthy.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BLOODYPUSDUMMY>>YOUR [[BLOODY PUS DUMMY]] IS PROPPED AGAINST THE CORNER<<else>>You do not feel well.<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n\n<html>\n<table width="600">\nOut of a bathroom stall springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n<tr><td><b>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nIT'S GROSS BOOBS GHOST!\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBOOBYGHOST.png"><p><br><i>\n"PSST! HEY! HEY CREEP! ...WANNA SEE SOME GROSS GHOST BOOBS?!"\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $GHOSTTIP = true>>\n\nSORRY GROSS BOOBS GHOST BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN [[HANDLE THAT|GHOSTGOOD]] RIGHT NOW I GOT A LOT ON MY PLATE.\n\nSURE WHY NOT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE LET'S [[SEE THOSE BAD BOYS|GHOSTBAD]]\n\nSORRY GROSS BOOB GHOST BUT I AM A [[WEINER BABY|GHOSTBAD2]] AND I FIND THE NUDE FEMALE BODY TO BE AN ABHORRENT SHAMEFUL DISGRACE.\n\nUHHH LET ME [[GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT!|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!\n\nCHECK ONE OF THE [[OTHER STALLS|ZOMBIE]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTSMILEDOG2.png"></h1></html> \n\nSMILEDOG displays more teeth than it ACTUALLY HAS, circling around into an INFINITE SMILEWHEEL\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"SAY CHEESE AND DIE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL TERROR bares her MOST PERSONAL set of teeth.\n\nSMILEDOG'S smile ricochets harmlessly into the aether!\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL2]] YOU CAN DO IT!!!\n\n[[RAKE!|RAKEFAIL2]] I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!\n\n[[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERDIE]] ONE MORE TIME!
<html>\n<table width="600">Before you can even excuse yourself, the SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR and VULTHRAX succumb to ANIMALISTIC PASSION before your eyes.\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYLOVE.png"><p><br><i>\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nYou would love to keep standing around and gawking, but the image is actually kind of making BLOOD leak from your eye sockets. You notice a little EXIT DOOR behind the Queen, and while you're not sure it leads back to the real world, it can't be any more dangerous than another SPOOKIEST HOUSE IN THE WORLD.\n\nOn your way out, you notice some [[CURIOUS OBJECTS|WEIRD GARBAGE]] on the floor...
\n\n<html><table width="500">Out of the COFFIN DOOR springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S DINOSAUR DRACULA!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDINODRAC.png"><p><br><I>"WHO DARES DISTURB THE SLUMBER AND/OR <a href="http://www.dinosaurdracula.com" target="_blank">INTERNET JOURNALISM</a> OF A DINOSAUR VAMPIRE?!\n<P>\nPROVE YOUR WORTHINESS, PRIMATE OF THE SUNLIT WORLD!\n<p>\n......WHICH VERSION OF "GREMLINS 2" FEATURED A CAMEO BY HULK HOGAN?"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $DINODRACTIP = true>>\n\n...[[THE THEATRICAL CUT!|DINODRAC2]]\n\n...[[THE HOME VIDEO CUT!|DINODRACBAD]]\n\nSHUT THE DOOR! AAAHHH! [[SHUT THE DOOR!|GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>GUZZLER SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYURINAL.png"><p><br><I>"A BITTER PULP SEEPING FORTH FROM A CARBUNCLE THAT SINGS OF WORTHLESS BIRDS ASPHYXIATED IN A SEA OF CARELESS LICE WITH ONE NAME."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $URINALTIP = true>>\n\n[[BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ|LOUNGE]]
You show the SQUATMAN the creepy agent's EIGHT PAGE REPORT...\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SQUATMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSQUATMAN.png"></h1><p><br><I>"YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNEW YOU HAD SOME <u>PAGES!</u> AND THERE'S <u>EIGHT</u> OF THEM! NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe SQUATMAN is stuck STALKING YOU as long as you're carrying those EIGHT PAGES. He just might COME IN HANDY!\n\n<<set $SQUATMAN = true>>SQUATMAN ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">Behind the heinously ordinary door is the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S REGULARMAN!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYREGULARMAN.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH OUT!!! I'm regular shaped and I don't do anything!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nWHOA THANKS FOR THE TIP REGULAR MAN I WILL [[DEFINITELY WATCH OUT FOR THAT!|GUEST ROOMS]]\n\n<<set $REGULARMANTIP = true>>
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE12]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE11]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE ZOMBIE SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"GOSH! Nobody has ever watched my ENTIRE DANCE before! Here, you look like you could use some fashion sense!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE gives you a lacey BRASIERRE.\n\nIt REEKS LIKE DECAYED FLESH and it is TEEMING WITH MAGGOTS.\n\n<<set $BRA = true>>DISGUSTING ZOMBIE UNDERWEAR ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO THE [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE13]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="600"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>GROSS BOOBS GHOST SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBOOBYGHOST2.png"><p><br><I>"FOOLISH MORTAL! BEHOLD!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nWHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? WHY WERE YOU SUCH A BIG WEINER BABY??!\n\nYou will NEVER AGAIN disrespect the female figure by referring to BAZONGAS as INDECENT. Not after the TRUE FACE OF INDECENCY has scalded your very soul with its INFINITE ONION-LIKE LAYERS of UNBRIDLED NIGHTMARE FLUID.\n\nThe GROSS GHOST BOOBS are the GROSSEST THING EVER. Grosser than a MILLION DEAD FROGS with PEE on them. Grosser than THROW UP with a BUG on it.\n\nThey are almost as gross as CREAMED CORN.\n\nYou have been PUNISHED for your HUBRIS.\n\nYou have GAZED INTO THE ABYSS.\n\nThe abyss has GAZED BACK.\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = 3>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO THE [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTRAKE.png"></h1></html>\n\nYou hurl THE RAKE with all your might. Surprisingly enough, its teeth CUT DEEP into the monstrosity's RUBBERY HIDE.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"WHAT!?!? HAXX!!!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nShe is now BLEEDING a VISCOUS GREEN SLIME.\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFIGHT]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]], STATIC SCREECH ATTACK! \n\nLET'S TRY THAT AGAIN, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFAIL]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTRAKE.png"></h1></html>\n\nTHE RAKE attempts a LEAPING SNEAK ATTACK, only to be grabbed out of the air and SNAPPED IN HALF over one of the Queen's many KNEES.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, HONEY!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n[[YOU ARE ALONE]]
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENBLUSH.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n"Oh, it's both. Always."\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $HAPPYTOSEEME = true>>\n<<set $LOVE = $LOVE + 1>>\n\n<<if $LOVE eq 5>>I THINK IT'S WORKING! DUDE! SHE'S [[INTO YOU!]]<<else>>\n\n<<if $ANATOMY>>You already complimented her ass-face...<<else>>"IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FACE? NO, SERIOUSLY, HONEST QUESTION. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR [[ANATOMY]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEADSKELETON>>Ouch, didn't like the head skeleton crack. Sorry, "Sklenje..."<<else>>"I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR...[[HEAD SKELETON]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LOADED>>You already complimented her vast wealth...<<else>>"QUEEN, HUH? YOU MUST BE PRETTY [[LOADED]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEAVEN>>The "heaven" joke flew clear over her heads...<<else>>"DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM BLASPHEMOUS UNNATURAL HELLSPAWN [[HEAVEN]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CUDDLER>>Yeah, I guess it was kind of obvious the "cuddler" thing would't impress...<<else>>"THEY SAY I'M A REAL NICE GUY, AND AN UNSURPASSED [[CUDDLER]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $INNARDS>>You already promised a romantic evening of innard-tearing...<<else>>"I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF FROM WITHIN AND FEAST UPON YOUR [[INNARDS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GODDESS>>You already tried that cheap goddess line...<<else>>"YOU FILL OUT THAT LATEX RUBBER EXOSKELETON LIKE A [[GODDESS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PORPOISES>>Porpoises? Really?...<<else>>"YOU, ME, AND A MOUNTAIN OF SLOWLY DYING [[PORPOISES]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HAPPYTOSEEME>>You already complimented her DENTATA...<<else>>"ARE THOSE ROWS AND ROWS OF SLOBBERING FANGS IN WHAT MAY PASS FOR YOUR CROTCH REGION OR ARE YOU JUST [[HAPPY TO SEE ME]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ORIFICES>>She was not impressed by your attempt at manly assertion...<<else>>"I'LL BRING THE TENTACLES, YOU BRING THE [[ORIFICES]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BEDROOMFLOOR>>She dug that remark about her entrails...<<else>>"THOSE ENTRAILS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON MY [[BEDROOM FLOOR]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\nErrrr....let's just [[START THIS OVER|VULTHRAXLOVE]]\n\nEnough mush! Time to [[FIGHT!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>DINOSAUR DRACULA SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDINODRAC.png"></h1><p><br><I>"YOU KNOW IT! PRETTY SURE A VAMPIRE WAS THE KOOL-AID MAN'S TRUE FORM ALL ALONG.\n<p>\n....NOW, GUESS MY MOST FAVORITE POKEMON OR I AM GOING TO KILL YOU."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n[[CHARMANDER?|DINODRACBAD]]\n\n[[BULBASAUR?|DINODRACGOOD]]\n\n[[SQUIRTLE?|DINODRACBAD]]\n\n[[EXEGGCUTOR?|DINODRACBAD]]\n\n[[MEGAKABUTERIMON|DINODRACBAD]]\n\n[[PHONEDUCK? IS THAT A POKEMON?|DINODRACBAD]]\n\n[[BWABWABWABWABWABWABWABWABWABWABWABWA|DINODRACBAD]]\n\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]] WITH YOUR SHAME\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]] WITH ALSO SHAME
You approach the EVIL LOOKING ALTAR...\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evilaltar.png"><p><br></h1></html>\n\n<<if $EVILBABY>>PLACE THE [[EVIL BABY|ALTAR1]] ON THE ALTAR<<else>>There is an INDENTATION shaped slightly like an INFANT.<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You place the EVIL KNIFE in the EVIL STATUE'S hands and they almost immediately PLUNGE DOWNWARD...\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evilaltarknife.png"><p><br></h1></html>\n\nThe blood of the EVIL BABY gushes down the altar and forms a CIRCLE around you.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evilbloodcircle.png"><p><br></h1></html>\n\nYou are SUCKED DOWNWARD into a MYSTERIOUS BLACK HOLE...\n\n[[NEXT|ADVANCEDDARKNESS]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|MANDANCE10]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHARMBURGER.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nThe GHOULISH BURGER seizes you in its SLOPPY ARMS and proceeds to DISMEMBER YOU with an assortment of COOKING UTENCILS.\n\nIt would be IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE the diners who will enjoy your remains for many cycles to come.\n\nHOW UTTERLY SPOOKULAR!\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SNAILMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSNAILMAN.png"></h1><p><br><I>"DANG, KID... *hic*...you're really *retch* dishin' out the GOODS! Lemme see *hic* what I got here..."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nSNAILMAN rummages around in the surrounding GARBAGE and finds a CRAPPY OLD PAINTING of a BOAT that someone had the GOOD SENSE to THROW AWAY.\n\nHe hands it to you with a WINK AND A NOD.\n\n<<set $BOATPAINTING = true>>CRAPPY PAINTING OF A BOAT ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/ENTRY6.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[STOP READING|FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|MANDANCE11]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYRAKE.png"></h1></html>\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"PATHETIC! I DO MORE DAMAGE DURING "ME TIME!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL TERROR deflects THE RAKE with one of her RAD SKELETON WINGS.\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGDIE]] YOU CAN DO IT!!!\n\n[[RAKE!|RAKEFAIL3]] I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
You and your bosom chum the RED WORM enjoy a night of watching HAUNTED LOST EPISODES in which various beloved cartoon characters KILL THEMSELVES gruesomely. They are all HILARIOUS.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><h1><font size="6"><br>FRIEND RED WORM SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYREDWORM.png"></h1><p><br><I>"HEED THE VOICE! SPREAD FRIEND RED TO EVERY KIND FRIEND!"</td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nHaha, what a card! The lovely lady gives you a MOLDY RED FRUIT you probably should not eat. In fact, you shouldn't even really be TOUCHING IT.\n\nYou put it straight into a ZIPLOCK BAG for safekeeping and bid your COOL PAL farewell.\n\n<<set $REDFRUIT = true>>WEIRD RED FRUIT ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><b><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFROWNDOG.png"><p><br>The canine apparition FROWNS HARDER in your general direction.\n\nIt frowns SO HARD that you begin to GUSH BLOOD from virtually EVERY ORIFICE and are TOTALLY SPOOKED OUT because of it!</b></h1></html>\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SKELETON SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKELETON.png"></h1><p><br><I>"I'M OVER 9,000 SPOOKY 4 U!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe SKELETON WHO POPPED OUT is SHREDDING into doors, cabinets, boxes, behind furniture and then just POPPING OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN. He is just POPPING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE. You have never seen a skeleton POP OUT of so many things, so many times, and each time he MORE RADICAL and MORE TERRIFYING than the last time.\n\nYou have been HARDCORE SPOOK'D OUT TO THE MAXTREME, DOGG!!!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">Out of the INTERNET springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><p><font size="6"><br>\nIT'S JEFF THE KILLER!\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYJEFF.png"><p><br><i>\n"ABOOGABOOGABOO! I'M THE CREEPIEST PASTA OF ALL!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $JEFFTIP = true>>\n\nThis GHASTLY APPARITION is, like, SMILING about BAD STUFF.\n\n\n\n[[You're right, Jeff, I am very scared and I have terrible taste|NO]]\n\n[[No you're not actually|YES]]\n\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You add the STINKING BLOOD to your PUS DUMMY.\n\n<<set $BLOODDUMMY = false>>\n<<set $PUSDUMMY = false>>\n<<set $BLOODYPUSDUMMY = true>>\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYPUSDUMMY.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nIt feels like it's MISSING SOMETHING.\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>FILL IT WITH [[LIFEGEL|LIVING PUS DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">A framed picture of a cat decorates the front desk...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE MAGNIFICENT MAGGOT SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/kitty.jpg"><p><br><I>"Meewee was a good cat, until she got hit by that semi. Then she was a GREAT cat! *Burp*</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThis picture of a cat is the UN-SPOOKIEST thing in this entire house. You feel LESS SPOOKED looking at it.\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = 0>>\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"HOKEY-FUCKIN-SMOKES! IT IS!!!!<p><br><br><br>\n\nIT'S...\n\n<p><br><br><br>\nIT'S...."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>ECTO COOLER!!!!!!!!!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/ectocooler.jpg"><p><br><br><br><I>\n"SON OF A BITCH! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!\n<p><br><br><br>\nWANNA SEE A NEAT TRICK?"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n...And lo, the SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR did take the single box of ECTO COOLER, and broke it into pieces, and then there was enough ECTO COOLER for everybody.\n\n<html><table width="700"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/finale.png"><p><br><I>\n"HAPPY HALLOWEEN, FUCKERS!!!</font>\n<p><br><br><br>\n<p><br><br></html>\n\nNow, before you go, I've got some [[WEIRD GARBAGE]] to give you. Don't ask.\n\n
A framed picture of a cat decorates the front desk...\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/kitty.jpg"><p><br><I></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThis picture of a cat is the UN-SPOOKIEST thing in this entire house. You feel LESS SPOOKED looking at it.\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = 0>>\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>OH NO! IT'S THE SKILEVAK!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKILEVAK.png"><p><br><I>"LOOK AT MY GHOST!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $SKILEVAKTIP = true>>\n\nWhat the hell is a SKILEVAK? Are those...are those eyes for legs? Is its face a bat?!\n\nIt probably doesn't help that you're already SPOOKED as it is!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
\n\n<html>A clammy, ragged object ripples in the void...<img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKINGHOST.png">\n</h1></html><<set $SKINGHOSTTIP = true>>\n\nThe SKINGHOST undulates tauntingly out of reach. Even SLENDERMAN would need some sort of IMPLEMENT to snag this FILMY FIEND; something like a LONG STICK or a POLE or something.\n\n<<if $RAKE>>USE THE [[RAKE!|SKINGHOSTGOOD]]<<endif>>\n\n[[LUNGE|SKINGHOSTBAD]] FOR THE SKINGHOST.\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/ENTRY5.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[STOP READING|FOYER]]\n\n<<if $FUNNYMOUTH>>[[LOGBOOK 1]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WEIRDCAT>>[[LOGBOOK 2]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GASMASK>>[[LOGBOOK 3]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDFRUIT>>[[LOGBOOK 4]]<<endif>>\n\nYOU ARE ON PAGE 5\n\n<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>>[[LOGBOOK 6]]<<endif>>
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE XENOGOG SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYXENOGOG.png"><p><br><I>"INTRUSION! INTRUSION! ZONE LEAK DETECTED! PENETRATION IMMINENT!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $XENOGOGTIP = true>>\n\nThe XENOGOG stabs one of its PHANTASMAL NEEDLES into your body. It leaves no hole and causes no pain. You may never know what it has done.\n\n[[VVVVVVVVVV|COURTYARD]]
<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>>\n\n<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evilfoyerhole.png"><p><br>something is wrong</h1></html><<else>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evilfoyer.png"><p><br>something is wrong\n</h1></html><<endif>>\n[[LOOK AT CAT PICTURE|CAT2]]\n\nGO TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nGO TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nGO TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\n<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>>EXPLORE [[FEAR HOLE|VULTHRAX]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $FUNNYMOUTH>>[[LOGBOOK 1]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WEIRDCAT>>[[LOGBOOK 2]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GASMASK>>[[LOGBOOK 3]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDFRUIT>>[[LOGBOOK 4]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SCARYCAMERA>>[[LOGBOOK 5]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>>[[LOGBOOK 6]]<<endif>>\n\n<<else>>\nThe FOYER is an ominous and dirty place. A maggot of MAGNIFICENT size greets you at the front desk.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/foyer.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nTALK TO THAT [[MAGNIFICENT MAGGOT|MAGGOT]]\n\nLOOK AT [[CAT PICTURE|CAT]]\n\nWHO'S THAT [[LURKING SHADOW?|GUY]]\n\n<<if $RADSPEX>>The Closet is Skeletonless<<else>>WHAT'S IN THE [[CLOSET?|SKELETON]]<<endif>>\n\nEXPLORE THE [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nCHECK OUT THE [[LOUNGE]]\n\nSTEP OUT INTO THE [[COURTYARD]]\n\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>>WHO LIVES BENEATH THE [[FLOORBOARDS?|DIVERSMUMMY]]<<else>>REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]<<endif>>\n\nREVIEW YOUR [[MONSTER ALBUM]]\n\n<<if $SPOOKOVISION>>USE YOUR [[SPOOKOVISION]] TO RAISE SPOOK LEVEL?<<else>>[[KNOCK KNOCK!|BRAINSGUTS]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GUESTLIST>>VIEW THE [[GUEST LIST]]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>>WHO'S THAT [[WATCHING YOU?|DEADSKULL]]<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>
The FURLER is DISPLEASED!!!\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFURLER.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nThe FURLER has DIGESTED your CONCEPT LAYERS.\n\nYou do not know what that means but it is PROBABLY SPOOKY.\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFIGHTSMILEDOG.png"></h1></html>\n\nSMILEDOG goes SUPER SMILE DOG III and gives the MISTRESS OF ALL FEAR the SMILING AT of her UNLIFETIME.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"WHO'S MAMA'S GOOD LITTLE BOY?! KISSY KISS KISS!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nSMILEDOG forgets what it's doing in favor of a STUPID LITTLE DANCE on its HIND LEGS.\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]], STATIC SCREECH ATTACK! \n\nTIME FOR SOME YARDWORK, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFIGHT]]
\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>\nPINKISH SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYPINKISH.png"><p><br><i>\n"SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nFor a fleeting moment, your eyes gaze directly into the demon's HOLLOW VOIDS. Your very soul feels the EMPTY CHILL of a BILLION DEAD WORLDS.\n\nThat is SPOOKY TIMES A THOUSAND!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE MAGNIFICENT MAGGOT SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGGOT.png"><p><br><I>"Another slow night! *slurp* Come back often for some JUICY GOSSIP!</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $MAGGOTTIP = true>>\n\n...You think this place is skeevy now, but you ain't seen nothin' until you've been SPOOKED a few times.\n\n<<if $SMILEDOGTIP>>...Nobody knows where that FROWNDOG came from. Some say it isn't even a dog at all. It spends all its time moping in its little house, if only someone or something could put a SMILE on its face...<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CATSCAPETIP>>...They say the CATSCAPE could grow to engulf the whole planet, one of these days. I've always preferred cat over dog, any day. *Slurp*<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $MIKEYMOUSETIP>>...That guy in the RAT SUIT, or whatever it is, really acts the part. Never says a word, but he sure makes a racket gnawing on the walls all night.<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDWORMTIP>>...Watch yourself around that RED WORM dame. She can take your breath away!<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PINKISHTIP>>...PINKISH could really stand to take more after his old man...now there's a monstrosity!<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SLENDERMANTIP>>...That SKINNY FELLA sure doesn't like being photographed. Try it and you might never get rid of him!<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SKELETONTIP>>...Listen kid, I've been around longer than you probably think, and if there's one thing I've learned, it's that there's nothing cooler than a SKELETON in SUNGLASSES. Not in this decade, anyway.<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SKIPPYTIP>>...Skippy just doesn't like it if you're looking at him. The thing's got some issues. It might really throw it for a loop if it couldn't actually tell whether your eyes are open.<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $UZUMAKITIP>>...I honestly don't even know what the hell UZUMAKI is supposed to be.<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CTHULHUTIP>>...You ever read "Call of Cthulhu?" He talks big, but that climax? What a pansy!<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>>...EVIL WORLD? Seriously? Yeesh. You're on your own there, slugger. Just tell Her Majesty to leave some for me, this time! *Slurp* <<else>>???<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]!\n
The SLIPPERY GREMLINS fall EERILY SILENT at your response.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGBOILS.png"><p><br><I>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nYou are abruptly splattered with COAGULATED GORE from the creature's EYE SOCKETS.\n\nYou feel things WRITHING in the disgusting mess.\n\nMAGGOTS are tunneling into your flesh and slowly CONSUMING YOUR BRAIN in a most SPOOKY fashion!!!\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/ENTRY1.png"></h1></html>\n\n[[STOP READING|FOYER]]\n\nYOU ARE ON PAGE 1\n\n<<if $WEIRDCAT>>[[LOGBOOK 2]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GASMASK>>[[LOGBOOK 3]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDFRUIT>>[[LOGBOOK 4]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SCARYCAMERA>>[[LOGBOOK 5]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILWORLDTIP>>[[LOGBOOK 6]]<<endif>>
You attempt to interact with the EVIL BABY...\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>EVIL BABY SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABY.png"><p><br><I>"Buhh buhh BUH! GNNNNG!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $EVILBABYTIP = true>>\n\nIt is the WORST BABY you have EVER SEEN, and you have seen some AWFUL BABIES in your lifetime.\n\nWhat do you even have that a CHILD would enjoy?\n\n<<if $CANDLECOVE>>That's right! Kids like [[CANDLE COVE!|EVILBABYGOOD]]<<else>>What do babies even like? Cartoons and stuff? Is there anything like some kind of cartoon show in this damn house?<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\n\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><table width="600"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>CANDLE COVE SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCANDLECOVE.png"><p><br><I>"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nAll the CANDLE COVE CHARACTERS start SCREAMING AND SCREAMING. Foreverially SCREAMING. FOREVERERIALLY SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You fill the HOLLOW SKIN DOLL with the FURLER'S LIFEGEL...\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKINDOLL.png">\n</h1></html>\n\nThe figure WRITHES TO LIFE, but something is WRONG...it is TOO EMPTY inside.\n\nIt ENTOMBS YOUR BODY in its membranous form and DRAINS YOU OF FLUIDS.\n\n....spooky.\n\nLooks like you need to make a NEW ONE.<<set $SKINDOLL = false>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n\n<html><table width="500">You switch on the OBSOLETE TELEVISION to find the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>\nIT'S CANDLE COVE!\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCANDLECOVE.png"><p><br><i>\n"BOO! I'M A REAL LIFE PUBLIC DOMAIN URBAN LEGEND!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $CANDLECOVETIP = true>>\n\nYES, WE KNOW, CANDLE COVE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO [[RUB IT IN ALL THE TIME|CANDLECOVEBAD]]\n\nYEAH RIGHT CANDLE COVE, YOU WERE JUST AN APRIL FOOL'S DAY JOKE BY [[BEN "YAHTZEE" CROSHAW!|CANDLECOVEBAD]] HE MAY HAVE EVEN INVENTED SLENDERMAN, TOO!\n\nNO YOU AREN'T, CANDLE COVE. YOU WERE AN ORIGINAL HORROR STORY BY CARTOONIST [[KRIS STRAUB!|CANDLECOVEGOOD]] HAVE YOU READ "BROODHOLLOW?" YOU WOULD TOTALLY LIKE IT.\n\nGIMME A BREAK DUDE! YOU WERE CONCOCTED BY WEB AUTHOR [[KRIS STREUB!|CANDLECOVEBAD]] THE SAME GUY WHO CREATED "FARSLIP" AND "HACKSAW COAT!"\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRUN BACK TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENMAD.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n"Try harder, little boy. I ain't need NOBODY to tell me I look good!"\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $GODDESS = true>>\n<<set $LOVE = $LOVE - 1>>\n\n<<if $LOVE eq 5>>I THINK IT'S WORKING! DUDE! SHE'S [[INTO YOU!]]<<else>>\n\n<<if $ANATOMY>>You already complimented her ass-face...<<else>>"IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FACE? NO, SERIOUSLY, HONEST QUESTION. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR [[ANATOMY]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEADSKELETON>>Ouch, didn't like the head skeleton crack. Sorry, "Sklenje..."<<else>>"I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR...[[HEAD SKELETON]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LOADED>>You already complimented her vast wealth...<<else>>"QUEEN, HUH? YOU MUST BE PRETTY [[LOADED]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEAVEN>>The "heaven" joke flew clear over her heads...<<else>>"DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM BLASPHEMOUS UNNATURAL HELLSPAWN [[HEAVEN]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CUDDLER>>Yeah, I guess it was kind of obvious the "cuddler" thing would't impress...<<else>>"THEY SAY I'M A REAL NICE GUY, AND AN UNSURPASSED [[CUDDLER]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $INNARDS>>You already promised a romantic evening of innard-tearing...<<else>>"I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF FROM WITHIN AND FEAST UPON YOUR [[INNARDS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GODDESS>>You already tried that cheap goddess line...<<else>>"YOU FILL OUT THAT LATEX RUBBER EXOSKELETON LIKE A [[GODDESS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PORPOISES>>Porpoises? Really?...<<else>>"YOU, ME, AND A MOUNTAIN OF SLOWLY DYING [[PORPOISES]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HAPPYTOSEEME>>You already complimented her DENTATA...<<else>>"ARE THOSE ROWS AND ROWS OF SLOBBERING FANGS IN WHAT MAY PASS FOR YOUR CROTCH REGION OR ARE YOU JUST [[HAPPY TO SEE ME]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ORIFICES>>She was not impressed by your attempt at manly assertion...<<else>>"I'LL BRING THE TENTACLES, YOU BRING THE [[ORIFICES]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BEDROOMFLOOR>>She dug that remark about her entrails...<<else>>"THOSE ENTRAILS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON MY [[BEDROOM FLOOR]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\nErrrr....let's just [[START THIS OVER|VULTHRAXLOVE]]\n\nEnough mush! Time to [[FIGHT!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
\n\n<html><table width="500">Out of a bathroom stall springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A SEXY ZOMBIE MAN!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $ZOMBIEMANTIP = true>>\n\n[[OKAY SURE|MANDANCE1]]\n\nUHHH LET ME [[GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT!|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
You attempt to please the EVIL BABY...\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>EVIL BABY SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABY.png"><p><br><I>"KYAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nWithout warning, the baby FLIES across the room, latching onto your body and SUCKLING repugnantly at your flesh, which is rapidly FUSING to the thing's RAGGED LIPS.\n\nYou feel a NEW CONSCIOUSNESS displacing your own.\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\n\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSLENDERMAN.png"><br></h1></html>\n\nBefore you can even react, the SPINDLY GHOUL entwines your body in SHADOWY TENTACLES. You have been GOTTEN by the SLENDERMAN and that is MONUMENTALLY SPOOKY!!!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>OH NO! IT'S ONE OF THE MUMMY MAN BROTHERS!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMUMMYMAN1.png"><p><br><I>"BLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $MUMMYONETIP = true>>\n\nThis thing is supposed to be a "mummy?" Huh. In any case, it has darted out and STARTLED you in your already SPOOKED state!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>UZUMAKI SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYUZUMAKI.png"></h1><p><br><I>"SORRY, NOT GOOD ENOUGH BUSTER!\n\nSWIRLYSWIRLYSWIRLYSWIRLYBOOGABOOGABOO!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nUZUMAKI is BEING SPIRALS at you HARDCORE.\n\nYou can see all the MAJESTY AND HORROR OF CREATION distilled in the CRYPTIC PATTERNS, the FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE of TIME AND SPACE that man was never meant to comprehend. It is at once GLORIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL and SICKENINGLY HIDEOUS.\n\nTHAT'S REALLY SPOOKY!\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = $SPOOKED + 1>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 1>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 2>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/2SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500">Nestled between the couch cushions is the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>\nIT'S SLENDERMAN!\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSLENDERMAN.png"><p><br><i>\n"NO PHOTOGRAPHS! I SUPER MEAN IT! I WILL GET YOU!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThis EERIE PHANTASM is UNNATURALLY THIN. It's not necessarily FACELESS, which wouldn't be that interesting, but its face is in fact INCOMPREHENSIBLE, so we're just not really going to portray it.<<set $SLENDERMANTIP = true>>\n\n"YOU'RE NOT REAL, SLENDERMAN! I CAN [[TELL BY THE PIXELS|SLENDERMANBAD]]"\n\n<<if $SCARYCAMERA>>WOW THIS GUY IS FREAKY SKINNY! [[SNAP A PHOTO!|SLENDERMANGOOD]]<<else>>WHOA WEIRD! LET'S [[STARE AT THIS GUY|SLENDERMANBAD]] FOR A WHILE!<<endif>>\n\nTHIS GUY IS WAY TOO SPOOKY. MAYBE PUT HIM [[BACK IN THE COUCH CUSHIONS|SLENDERMANBAD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRUN BACK TO THE [[FOYER]]
You use THE RAKE to catch the drifting SKINGHOST out of the ABYSS.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKINGHOST.png">\n</h1></html>\n\n<<set $SKIN = true>>SKIN ACQUIRED!\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"></h1><p><br><I>\n"Not me, stupid! The house!\n\n<p>I kid, I kid...I'll be honest with 'ya, I only set this place up to find me a good SUCCESSOR.</b></td></tr></table></html>\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEENLEAVE.png"></h1><p><br><I>\n*SSSSSLLLOOOORRRRP*....won't be needin' this old thing anymore! \n\n<p>She's all yours, sparky! The house, the exoskeleton, everything! \n\n<p>All's I'm takin' with me are the memories!\n\n<p>Oh, and the billions of dollars. Those are mine.\n\n<p>...And the Royal Harem of Ten Thousand Tentacles. Get your own!</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEENLEAVE2.png"></h1><p><br><I>\nNow, if you'll excuse me, there are STILL SPOOKIER realities out there in desperate need of a DARK MISTRESS. \n\n<p>Who knows, we just might meet again one of these epochs!\n\n<p>Now wouldja mind tidyin' up a little already? I left this place a DUMP!</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nYou are now apparently the NEW SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR.\n<<set $YOURS = true>>\nThere is also some [[WEIRD GARBAGE]] on the floor.\n
You have entered EVIL WORLD, the SPOOKIEST WORLD IN THE WORLD.\n\n<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/evilworld.png">\n</h1></html>\n<<set $EVILWORLDTIP = true>>\n\n<<if $BLOODDUMMYALIVE>><html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODDUMMYALIVE.png"><p>...I lll...lllovvv..ma...ma...</h1></html><<endif>>\n\nEXPLORE THE [[EVIL HOSPITAL|HOSPITAL]]\n\nEXPLORE THE [[EVIL KITCHEN|KITCHEN]]\n\nEXPLORE THE [[SURROUNDING BLACKNESS|BLACKNESS]]\n\nVISIT THE [[DISTANT ALTAR|ALTAR]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]] OF THE HOUSE!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>THE RAKE SAYS....</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYRAKE.png"><p><br><I>"AWWWWWW, MAAAAAAN!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nYOU HAVE SPOKEN THE SACRED WORDS AND BROKEN THE CURSE OF THE RAKE FOR ALL TIME.\n\nThe rake has become a GOOD GUY.\n\n<<set $RAKE = true>>RAKE ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>TOOTHACHE SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYTOOTHACHE.png"><p><br><I>"THE STINK OF RAW BONE FOLDS INTO SHARP CORNERS THIRSTING IN BROKEN CORNERS FOR THE NECTAR OF REVULSION.\n\nTHEY DONT LOVE YOU."</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $TOOTHACHETIP = true>>\n\n[[O_O|GUEST ROOMS]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|MANDANCE8]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>SEXY ZOMBIE MAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIEMAN.gif"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|MANDANCE6]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODDUMMYALIVE.png"><p>"MA...MA...."\n</h1></html><<set $BLOODDUMMYTIP = true>>\n\nThe BLOOD DUMMY shudders to life. It seems INEXORABLY ATTRACTED to its creator.\n\n<<set $BLOODDUMMYALIVE = true>>LIVING BLOOD DUMMY ACQUIRED!\n<<set $BLOODDUMMY = false>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You show CTHULHU the PAINTING OF A BOAT you got from the GARBAGE.\n\n<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>CTHULHU SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCTHULHU.png"></h1><p><br><I>"A BOAT!? KEEP THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nCthulhu FLEES IN TERROR at the sight of a BOAT, his ONLY TRUE WEAKNESS.\n\nThe water level in the KIDDIE POOL has LOWERED DRAMATICALLY, revealing a hideously [[EVIL LOOKING DOOR|EVIL DOOR]]\n<<set $EVILDOOR = true>>\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/prizecode5c.png">\n<p><br><br>\n\n<img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/asecrete.png">\n<p><br>These look like they may mean something <a href="http://burgrr.com" target="_blank">somewhere.</a>\n<p></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThank you for playing bogleech.com's THE SPOOKIEST HOUSE IN THE WORLD!\n\n<<set $GUESTLIST = true>>\nIf you feel like you may have missed anything, you can now view the [[GUEST LIST]] from the [[FOYER]] and screw around All you like!
<<if $DELIVERED>>\n\n<html><table width="500">You peek behind the TATTERED CURTAIN...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>BABYMAMA SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABYMAMA.png"><p><br><I>"Mmmmyyyyy....b.... baaaaabyyyy"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $BABYMAMATIP = true>>\n\n<html><img src="http://www.bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABY.png"></h1></html>\n[[PLAY WITH EVIL BABY?|EVILBABY]]<<else>>\n\n<html><table width="500">You peek behind the TATTERED CURTAIN...<tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>BABYMAMA SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABYMAMA.png"><p><br><I>"Baaaabies! MMMmMMMMoooOOOrrrrre BAAAABIES!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $BABYMAMATIP = true>>\n\n<<if $NURSE>>The [[CONVULSING NURSE|BABYMAMAGOOD]] appears to be FIXATED on the horrid spectacle.<<else>>This BLOATED MONSTROSITY throbs and roils as innumerable TINY BODIES struggle to find an ESCAPE.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BLOODBAG>>Use the [[BLOOD BAG|BABYMAMABAD]] on BABYMAMA.<<else>>Babymama appears very pale.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BLOODDUMMY>>Show BABYMAMA the [[BLOOD DUMMY|BABYMAMABAD]]<<else>>Babymama appears very lonely.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WRONGDUMMY>>Show BABYMAMA the [[PUS DUMMY|BABYMAMABAD]]<<else>>Babymama is not well. She can never be well.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\n\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE2]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/hitmehitmehitme.png"><p><br><I>"HIT ME!!! HIT ME!!! HIT ME!!!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html><<set $HITMETIP = true>>\n\n[[NO|COURTYARD]]
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE4]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE3]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE6]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE5]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE8]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE7]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE10]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><table width="500"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE9]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|LOUNGE]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html>\n<table width="750">\n<tr><td>\n<h1><font size="6"><br><b>\nTHE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...\n</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYQUEENBLUSH.png"><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYVULTHRAXNERVOUS.png"><p><br><i>\n"Will those be SLOWLY dying? EVER SO SLOWLY??"\n</i></b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\n<<set $PORPOISES = true>>\n<<set $LOVE = $LOVE + 1>>\n\n<<if $LOVE eq 5>>I THINK IT'S WORKING! DUDE! SHE'S [[INTO YOU!]]<<else>>\n\n<<if $ANATOMY>>You already complimented her ass-face...<<else>>"IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FACE? NO, SERIOUSLY, HONEST QUESTION. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR [[ANATOMY]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEADSKELETON>>Ouch, didn't like the head skeleton crack. Sorry, "Sklenje..."<<else>>"I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR...[[HEAD SKELETON]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LOADED>>You already complimented her vast wealth...<<else>>"QUEEN, HUH? YOU MUST BE PRETTY [[LOADED]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HEAVEN>>The "heaven" joke flew clear over her heads...<<else>>"DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM BLASPHEMOUS UNNATURAL HELLSPAWN [[HEAVEN]]?"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CUDDLER>>Yeah, I guess it was kind of obvious the "cuddler" thing would't impress...<<else>>"THEY SAY I'M A REAL NICE GUY, AND AN UNSURPASSED [[CUDDLER]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $INNARDS>>You already promised a romantic evening of innard-tearing...<<else>>"I WILL TEAR YOU IN HALF FROM WITHIN AND FEAST UPON YOUR [[INNARDS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GODDESS>>You already tried that cheap goddess line...<<else>>"YOU FILL OUT THAT LATEX RUBBER EXOSKELETON LIKE A [[GODDESS]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PORPOISES>>Porpoises? Really?...<<else>>"YOU, ME, AND A MOUNTAIN OF SLOWLY DYING [[PORPOISES]]."<<endif>>\n\n<<if $HAPPYTOSEEME>>You already complimented her DENTATA...<<else>>"ARE THOSE ROWS AND ROWS OF SLOBBERING FANGS IN WHAT MAY PASS FOR YOUR CROTCH REGION OR ARE YOU JUST [[HAPPY TO SEE ME]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ORIFICES>>She was not impressed by your attempt at manly assertion...<<else>>"I'LL BRING THE TENTACLES, YOU BRING THE [[ORIFICES]]!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BEDROOMFLOOR>>She dug that remark about her entrails...<<else>>"THOSE ENTRAILS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER ON MY [[BEDROOM FLOOR]]"<<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\nErrrr....let's just [[START THIS OVER|VULTHRAXLOVE]]\n\nEnough mush! Time to [[FIGHT!|HORRORQUEEN]]\n
<html><table width="600"><tr><td><b><h1><font size="6"><br>GROSS BOOBS GHOST SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBOOBYGHOST2.png"><p><br><I>"FOOLISH MORTAL! BEHOLD!"</b></td></tr></table></h1></html>\n\nWHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? WHY DID YOU ASK TO LOOK AT THOSE?!\n\nThe GROSS GHOST BOOBS are TERRIBLE and you TOTALLY HATE THEM!\n\nThey are the most AWFUL THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!\n\nThey are SO AWFUL you want to DIE FOREVER, but you know not if even the SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH could ever LIBERATE your DAMNED SOUL from the UNSPEAKABLE GROSSNESS you have SUBJECTED YOURSELF TO.\n\nYou have been PUNISHED for your HUBRIS.\n\nYou have GAZED INTO THE ABYSS.\n\nThe abyss has GAZED BACK.\n\n<<set $SPOOKED = 3>>\n<<if $SPOOKED eq 3>><html><img src="http://bogleech.com/spooky/3SPOOKED.png"></h1></html><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO THE [[LOUNGE]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]!
You decide to take a look at your hideous INVENTORY thus far. You are currently carrying the following things:\n\nYOURSELF\n\nABJECT TERROR\n\n<<if $CANDLECOVE>>CANDLE COVE<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $JEFF>>JEFF THE KILLER'S SMILE<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>SMILEDOG<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WEIRDCAT>>A WEIRD CAT<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CARTOON>>MIKEY MOUSE'S CARTOON REEL<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDFRUIT>>A WEIRD RED FRUIT<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SCARYCAMERA>>A SCARY CAMERA<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDACTED>>[REDACTED]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SLENDERMAN>>SLENDERMAN<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKNIFE>>AN INCREDIBLY EVIL KNIFE<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ECTOCOOLER>>VINTAGE ECTO COOLER<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RADSPEX>>TOTALLY RAD SPEX<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SQUATMAN>>SQUATMAN<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>AN INCREDIBLY EVIL KEY<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BRA>>A REPUGNANTLY SMELLY BRA<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SPEEDO>>A REPUGNANTLY SMELLY SPEEDO<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PROMOTIONALSNAIL>>A HIGHLY IMPRESSIVE LOOKING SNAIL<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $DIRTYPICTURE>>A DIRTY GHOST BOOBS PICTURE<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>[DATA EXPUNGED]<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ULTRASNAIL>>ULTRASNAIL BLUEPRINTS<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EIGHTPAGES>>AN EIGHT PAGE REPORT<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BOATPAINTING>>A PAINTING OF A BOAT<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RAKE>>THE RAKE<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BLOODBAG>>A TWITCHING BLOOD BAG<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $NURSE>>A CONVULSING NURSE<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILBABY>>AN INCREDIBLY EVIL BABY<<else>>???<<endif>>\n\n<<if $VULTHRAX>>VULTHRAX, THE ABOMINABLE<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[COURTYARD]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[LOUNGE]]\n