With a series of VIOLENT SHUDDERS, the BONELESS IMPS erupt with FOUL SMELLING BLOOD from their THROBBING EYE SOCKETS.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGBOILS.png"><p><br><I>"KEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n<<set $BLOOD = true>>BLOOD ACQUIRED!\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO THE [[EVIL WORLD]]
The TRANSLUCENT HOBGOBLINS are flopping energetic circles around you in SHEER ECSTACY.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGBOILS.png"><p><br><I>"HEADFRIENDS, HEADFRIENDS!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n[[ALL ABOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[RED RED SHOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[TWIST AND SPOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[RED RED SPOUT!!!|MAGBOILS3]]\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO THE [[EVIL WORLD]]
The STICKY HOBGOBLINS jiggly more frantically than ever.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGBOILS.png"><p><br><I>"HEADFRIENDS, HEADFRIENDS!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n[[ALL ABOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[ROLL ABOUT!!!|MAGBOILS2]]\n\n[[TWIST AND SHOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[NEVER WITHOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO THE [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><center><b><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMIKEYMOUSE.png"><p><br><I>"......"</i></b></center></html>\n\nThe GRIM SPECTER removes its hideously rotten MOUSE MASK to reveal an INDESCRIBABLE IMAGE OF SOUL-TEARING HORROR.\n\nYou sure are SPOOKED OUT!!! \n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
SMILEDOG exposes more teeth than it ACTUALLY HAS as its smile curls in on itself in an INFINITE MOEBIUS SMILE.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"AUGH, DIDN'T YOU USED TO FROWN!? YOU'RE MAKING ME WANNA HEAVE!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nSMILEDOG is JOYFULLY PRANCING in little circles.\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFIGHT]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL]] SMILE HARDER!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]], STATIC SCREECH ATTACK! \n\nTIME FOR SOME YARDWORK, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFAIL]]
Out of a bathroom stall springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n[[OKAY SURE|DANCE1]]\n\nUHHH LET ME [[GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT!|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>DINOSAUR DRACULA SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDINODRAC.png"></center><p><br><I>"NICE WORK, KID! YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR STUFF! I'VE GOT JUST THE THING FOR YOU..."</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe PREHISTORIC GHOUL hands you an ANCIENT RELIC of UNIMAGINABLE VALUE.\n\n<<set $ECTOCOOLER = true>>ECTO COOLER ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
The FURLER begins to exchange GEL LAYERS through your EXOSPINE, whatever that means.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFURLER.png">\n</center></html>\n\nThe Furler is EXTREMELY PLACATED.\n\n<<set $LIFEGEL = true>>LIFE GEL ACQUIRED!\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
The FURLER has accepted your EXOSPINE. You don't really know what that is.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFURLER.png">\n</center></html>\n\nThe FURLER is RECEPTIVE.\n\n[[PROBE MEMBRANE|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[EXCHANGE GEL|FURLER4]]\n\n[[AVOID SALIVARY FAN|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[INTEGRATE PROTEIN COIL|FURLERBAD]]\n\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
Your VIBRATIONS have been SYNCHRONIZED.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFURLER.png">\n</center></html>\n\nThe FURLER is DOCILE.\n\n[[PROBE MEMBRANE|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[AVOID SALIVARY FAN|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[ENTWINE EXOSPINE|FURLER3]]\n\n[[EXCHANGE GEL|FURLERBAD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
The FURLER glows a dull SALMON and smells like LILACS.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFURLER.png">\n</center></html>\n\nThe FURLER is PLEASED.\n\n[[PROBE MEMBRANE|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[AVOID SALIVARY FAN|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[ENTWINE EXOSPINE|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[SYNCHRONIZE VIBRATION|FURLER2]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>DOCTOR BREIGN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBREIGN.png"></center><p><br><I>"DAMN SON...er....girl...er...whatever *hic*...you're dishin' out the GOODS! Lemme see *hic* what I got here..."</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nDoctor Breign rummages around in the surrounding GARBAGE and finds a CRAPPY OLD PAINTING of a BOAT that someone had the GOOD SENSE to THROW AWAY.\n\nHe hands it to you with a WINK AND A NOD.\n\n<<set $BOATPAINTING = true>>CRAPPY PAINTING OF A BOAT ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You add the FURLER'S LIFEGEL to the PUS FILLED SKIN DOLL.\n\n<<set $PUSDUMMY = false>>\n<<set $BLOODYPUSDUMMY = false>>\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODDUMMYALIVE.png">\n</center></html>\n\nIt feels like it's MISSING SOMETHING.\n\n<<set $WRONGDUMMY = true>>LIVING PUS DUMMY ACQUIRED!\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You open the BLOOD STREAKED door...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>HUNGRY BLOODBAG ATTACKS!!!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODBAG.png"><p><br><I>"BLOOD! BLOOD! KEEHEEHEE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe thing's FILTHY I.V. NEEDLE dances like a JACKED UP COBRA, thirsting for your BLOOD and threatening to be an incredibly SPOOKY experience.\n\n<<if $BLOODDUMMYALIVE>>YOUR [[LIVING BLOOD DUMMY|BLOODBAGGOOD]] HAS HURLED ITSELF BETWEEN YOU AND THE FLAILING NEEDLE!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WRONGDUMMY>>Your [[PUS FILLED DUMMY|BLOODBAGBAD]] HAS HURLED ITSELF BETWEEN YOU AND THE FLAILING NEEDLE!<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
Wallowing in the dumpster is the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S DOCTOR BREIGN!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBREIGN.png"><p><br><I>"W...what? Who said that? *hic*...this isn't the <a href="https://www.twistedjenius.net" target="_blank">SNAIL FACTORY</a>...you *hic* got anything cool in that big sack of crap you're lugging around?</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThis WRETCHED ABERRATION is TRASHED OUT OF HIS MIND and smells like WET DOGS. What the hell is a SNAIL FACTORY anyway? \n\n<<if $DIRTYPICTURE>>Oh man, doc, check out this [[DIRTY PICTURE|BREIGNGOOD]] of disgusting ghost boobs!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BRA>>Hey doc I need to throw out this [[REEKING ZOMBIE UNDERWEAR|BREIGNGOOD2]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SNAILS>>Snail factory, huh? You wanna take these [[SNAILS|BREIGNBAD]] off my hands?<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ULTRASNAIL>>You said something about snails, right? Do these [[BLUEPRINTS|BREIGNGOOD2]] mean anything?<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
Why would you step out into this hideous COURTYARD? It's still RAINING out there, stupid. There are a number of hideous SHRUBS and OUTDOORY THINGS here.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/courtyard.png">\n</center></html>\n\n<<if $EVILDOOR>>CHECK OUT THAT [[EVIL DOOR]] IN THE SWIMMING POOL<<else>>GO FOR A DIP IN THE [[POOL|CTHULHU]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RAKE>>THAT RAKE IS IN YOUR INVENTORY ALREADY<<else>>WHOA! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT CRAZY [[RAKE!?|RAKE]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>THE DOGHOUSE IS NOW EMPTY<<else>>MAYBE THERE IS A CHILL DOG IN THAT [[DOGHOUSE|FROWNDOG]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WEIRDCAT>>THE CATSCAPE IS STILL STUCK IN A TREE<<else>>IS...IS THAT A BIG PILE OF [[CAT PARTS|CATSCAPE]]?<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SQUATMAN>>THE BUSHES CONTAIN ONLY SOME NEAT BUT INCONSEQUENTIAL BUGS<<else>>WHAT'S GOING DOWN IN THOSE TIGHT [[BUSHES?|SQUATMAN]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BOATPAINTING>>YOU DO NOT FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH THAT SKEEVY BRAIN GUY ANYMORE.<<else>>WHO KNOWS WHAT NEATO STUFF IS IN THAT [[DUMPSTER|BREIGN]]?<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ULTRASNAIL>>NO WAY YOU'RE LOOKING AT THAT SPIRAL WEIRDO AGAIN.<<else>>THAT SEWER GRATE LOOKS LIKE A [[HAPPENING PLACE|UZUMAKI]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDACTED>>CHECK OUT THAT [[SWEET HOLE IN THE WALL|GUY]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>CHECK OUT THAT [[SWEET HOLE IN THE WALL|GUY]]<<endif>>\n\nREVIEW [[INVENTORY]]\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
A pair of GELATINOUS SUBHUMANOIDS wriggle and writhe out of the darkness. They glow VIVIDLY and smell like GLUE.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGBOILS.png"><p><br><I>"HEADFRIENDS, HEADFRIENDS!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe things seem to be OVERJOYED by your presence, flailing their RUBBERY LITTLE ARMS in MANIACAL GLEE. They urgently repeat themselves, again and again.\n\nYou feel a curious urge to RESPOND with...\n\n[[ALL ABOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[TWIST AND SHOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n[[IN AND OUT!!!|MAGBOILS1]]\n\n[[ROLL ABOUT!!!|MAGBOILSBAD]]\n\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO THE [[EVIL WORLD]]
DON'T GET SPOOKED!
The SLENDERMAN attempts to ENTANGLE Her Majesty in his INFINITELY BRANCHING LIMBS\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO REALLY USE THOSE, SWEETIECAKES!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nShe is UNHARMED to say the least. SLENDERMAN is confused!\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]] STATIC SCREECH ATTACK!\n\nSOMEONE'S IN FOR A RAKEDOWN, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFIGHT]]
You investigate the RAKE only to discover the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S THE RAKE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYRAKE.png"><p><br><I>"UNSPEAKABLY EVIL THINGS!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nTHE RAKE is one of the most UNSPEAKABLY EVIL and SPOOKIEST of all known monsters. It is whispering UNSPEAKABLY EVIL THINGS to you as we speak!\n\n<<if $FUNNYMOUTH>>WATCH OUT RAKE, [[FUNNYMOUTH|RAKEBAD]] WILL HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>GIMME A B-RAKE! [[SMILEDOG|RAKEBAD]] IS TOTES SCARIER!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WEIRDCAT>>YOU WON'T RAKE UP MY [[WEIRD CAT|RAKEBAD]]!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SLENDERMAN>>YOU'RE NOT EVEN AS SKINNY AS MY [[SLENDERFRIEND|RAKEBAD]]!<<endif>>\n\n[[STOP THAT RAKE, YOU ARE A RAKE!|RAKEGOOD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>THE SKELETON SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKELETON.png"></center><p><br><I>"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe SKELETON WHO POPPED OUT downs the ECTO COOLER in a single gulp and does a RIGHTEOUS FLIP as he SMASHES the empty juice box against his SKELETAL FOREHEAD.\n\nHe gives you TWO THUMBS UP as his RAD SPEX fly off his face and land DIRECTLY ONTO YOURS.\n\nIt's okay, he had a SECOND, IDENTICAL PAIR under the first.\n\nThe BODACIOUS CADAVER proceeds to SHRED THROUGH THE ROOF and DISAPPEAR INTO THE SKY, his soul finally RAD ENOUGH for RAD SKELETON HEAVEN.\n\n<<set $RADSPEX = true>>RAD SPEX ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
CONVULSING NURSE approaches the DISTURBING BANSHEE...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>BABYMAMA SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABYMAMA.png"><p><br><I>"Nnnnno!!! They're mine! ALL MINE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n<html><center><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYNURSE.png"><p><br></center></html>\n\nThe CONVULSING NURSE proceeds to DELIVER AN EVIL BABY from the BABYMAMA.\n\n<html><center><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABY.png"><p><br>WWWWWWUUUUHHHH!!!!</center></html>\n\n[[PLAY WITH THE EVIL BABY?|EVILBABY]]\n\n<<set $DELIVERED = true>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You SWIM through the empty, darkened void that surrounds the EVIL WORLD.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/evilblackness.png">\n</center></html>\n\nINVESTIGATE THE [[THREE PRONGED SHADOW|FURLER]]\n\nINVESTIGATE THE [[DANCING SHADOWS|MAGBOILS]]\n\nINVESTIGATE THE [[TATTERED SHADOW|SKINGHOST]]\n\nINVESTIGATE THE [[SWOLLEN SHADOWS|BLISTERMEN]]\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
Out of the CATSCAPE springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S CATSCAPE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCATSCAPE.png"><p><br><I>"mmmmMMMRRROOOOWWWWWWW"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThis GRISLY ABOMINATION is an EVER-GROWING FELINE LANDSCAPE, fused bodies writhing in a sanity-rending vision of some UNSPEAKABLE BIOLOGICAL HELL.\n\n[[KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|CATSCAPEBAD]]\n\n[[...kitties?|CATSCAPEBAD]]\n\n[[KITTIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!|CATSCAPEBAD]]\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>CATSCAPE, HAVE YOU MET MY [[SMILEDOG?|CATSCAPEGOOD]]<<endif>>
You give UZUMAKI the OFFICIAL SNAIL FACTORY PROMOTIONAL SNAIL...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>UZUMAKI SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYUZUMAKI.png"></center><p><br><I>"Well, color me surprised! This is one spiraly snail! I've got just the thing for such a refined connoisseur as yourself!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nUZUMAKI hands over bizarre BLUEPRINTS for a NEW KIND OF SNAIL.\n\n<<set $ULTRASNAIL = true>>ULTRASNAIL BLUEPRINTS ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>CTHULHU SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCTHULHU.png"></center><p><br><I>"FWO FWO FWO! STILL THE BEST 1962!!!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe COSMIC LEVIATHAN is UNFAZED by your PITIFUL EFFORTS.\n\nIt VIOLATES YOUR MIND with INDESCRIBABLE VISIONS of IMPOSSIBLE REALITIES and UNWHOLESOME ANGLES.\n\nCTHULHU HAS SPOOKED YOU.\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You send SLENDERMAN through the SLENDER DOOR.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>THE SLENDERMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSLENDERMAN.png"></center><p><br><I>"YO I FOUND THIS SKEEVY ASS KNIFE IN THERE."</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nYou return SLENDERMAN'S PHOTOGRAPH as promised, but he is still TAGGING ALONG. He doesn't actually have anything important to do. He is a SAD LIAR.\n\n<<set $EVILKNIFE = true>>EVIL KNIFE ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
Out of the DOGHOUSE springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S FROWNDOG!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFROWNDOG.png"><p><br><I>FROWNDOG IS FROWNING!!!</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nYou are filled with gut-wrenching DISCOMFORT as the mangled dog-child LOOKS VERY UNHAPPY at you.\n\nCOME ON, FROWNDOG. CHEER UP. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY [[FETCH|FROWNDOGBAD]]?\n\n<<if $FUNNYMOUTH>>HEY, FROWNDOG, I'VE GOT THIS FRIEND WITH A [[FUNNY MOUTH|FROWNDOGGOOD]]<<endif>>\n\n\nNO! IT'S TOO SAD! [[RUN AWAY!|COURTYARD]]\n
You hand DOCTOR BREIGN the SNAILS you got from SNAILS AND PUKE MAN.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>DOCTOR BREIGN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBREIGN.png"></center><p><br><I>"Oh yeah, thanks, I totally didn't have enough of these in my life."</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n<<set $SNAILS = false>\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
The queen lifts you up to what would be EYE LEVEL if her eyes were IN HER HEAD...\n\n...And she PAUSES.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"WHOAAA WHOA WHOA....!\n<p><br><br><br>\n....HOLD THE PHONE HERE!\n<p><Br><br><br>\nIs that....?\n<p><br><br><br>\nIT COULDN'T BE!\n\n<p><br><br><br>\n......IS IT!?!?!</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n\nErrrrrrrr........[[YES?]]
You hand over the [REDACTED] to the DANGEROUS LOOKING STRANGER\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>SECRETIVE CREEPY PERSON SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYGUY.png"></center><p><br><I>"Wow, nice work! If you get out of here alive, I'll put in a good word with you at the Foundation!\n\nHere's a little something for your trouble!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n<<set $SCARYCAMERA = true>>SCARY CAMERA ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You fill the SKIN DOLL with the CHEESY PUS of the BLISTERMEN. Gross!\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODDUMMY.png">\n</center></html>\n\nYou have created a PUS DUMMY.\n\nIt still feels like it's MISSING SOMETHING.\n\n<<if $BLOOD>>FILL IT WITH [[BLOOD|BLOODY PUS DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>FILL IT WITH [[LIFEGEL|LIVING PUS DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\n<<set $SKINDOLL = false>>\n<<set $PUSDUMMY = true>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>FUNNYMOUTH SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFUNNYMOUTH.png"></center><p><br><I>"O)_(O!!!!!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe dreadful apparition appears to be UNWHOLESOMELY DELIGHTED by your REFINED SOCIAL SKILLS.\n\nHe is now FOLLOWING YOU AROUND like a SUPER GROSS PUPPY that is also HIDEOUS.\n\n<<set $FUNNYMOUTH = true>>FUNNYMOUTH ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You plug in the SPOOKER NINTENDOOM only to be greeted by THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S PINKISH!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYPINKISH.png"><p><br><I>\n"I'M PLAYING A GAME HERE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThis EERIE PHANTASM appears PASTY AND MALNOURISHED. He does not look like he ever GOES OUTSIDE and has probably never had a REAL JOB.\n\nHe sure is SWEATY for someone who doesn't MOVE AROUND.\n\nGET A [[REAL JOB|PINKISHBAD]] PINKISH!\n\n[[GO OUTSIDE SOMETIME|PINKISHBAD]] PINKISH!\n\nHAVE YOU EVER EVEN [[HAD A GIRLFRIEND|PINKISHBAD]], PINKISH?\n\nVIDEO GAMES [[AREN'T THAT GOOD FOR YOU|PINKISHBAD]] PINKISH.\n\n<<if $REDFRUIT>>"PINKISH?" SHOULDN'T YOU BE [[RED|PINKISHGOOD]]?<<endif>>\n\nYEESH! YOU BETTER [[GET OUT OF THERE!|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nMAYBE EVEN RUN BACK TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>THE SLENDERMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSLENDERMAN.png"></center><p><br><I>"ALRIGHT, FINE, BUT YOU'D BETTER PROMISE!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nSLENDERMAN really wants his PICTURE BACK and is now FOLLOWING YOU.\n\n<<set $SLENDERMAN = true>>SLENDERMAN ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
The BLOOD BAG squirms free from your grasp and sinks its syringe into the MUMMIFIED CADAVER.\n\nIt begins to PLUMP UP....\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYNURSE.png"><p><br><I>"Mmmmmmm!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe BLIND, LIMBLESS NURSE appears to be DOCILE, though she is prone to unpredictable CONVULSIONS as she follows you down the halls.\n\n<<set $NURSE = true>>CONVULSING NURSE ACQUIRED!\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
Deep beneath the surface of the KIDDIE POOL sleepeth the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S CTHULHU!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCTHULHU.png"><p><br><I>"YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME! I AM THE MOST BIGGEST MONSTER!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThis POLYPOUS COSMIC DEITY is SEPULCHURAL and SQUAMOUS as it looms like an ELDRITCH MOUNTAIN from the inflatable KIDDIE POOL. Its FOUR DIMENSIONAL FLESH is an INDESCRIBABLE SPECTACLE and it is WAY WEIRD.\n\nIA! IA! [[CTHULHU FTAGHN!|CTHULHUBAD]]\n\nQUICK, MAKE THE MARK OF THE [[ELDER SIGN|CTHULHUBAD]]\n\n<<if $REDACTED>>SHOW CTHULHU THE [REDACTED] [[THINGABOB!|CTHULHUBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>SHOW CTHULHU THE [DATA EXPUNGED], [[QUICK!|CTHULHUBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SLENDERMAN>>YOU'RE OLD NEWS, CTHULHU! MEET MY [[SLENDER FRIEND!|CTHULHUBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>YAWN! [[SMILEDOG|CTHULHUBAD]] IS HELLA SCARIER!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $CANDLECOVE>>HOW ABOUT AN EYEFULL OF [[CANDLE COVE|CTHULHUBAD]], GEEZER?!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ECTOCOOLER>>NO MONSTER CAN RESIST [[ECTO COOLER!|CTHULHUBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $DIRTYPICTURE>>EVEN YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS [[HIDEOUS IMAGE|CTHULHUBAD]] OF GHOST BOOBS!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BOATPAINTING>>SHOW CTHULHU THE [[BOAT PICTURE|CTHULHUGOOD]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
Hiding in the bushes is the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S SQUATMAN!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSQUATMAN.png"><p><br><I>"BOO! YOU'D BETTER NOT HAVE ANY WEIRD PAPERS OR ANYTHING!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThis EERIE PHANTASM is UNNATURALLY SQUAT. When you look at it, your vision goes all BLURRY and POORLY PHOTOSHOPPED.\n\n"YOU'RE NOT REAL, SQUATMAN! I CAN [[TELL BY THE PIXELS|SQUATMANBAD]]"\n\nTHIS GUY IS WAY TOO SPOOKY. MAYBE PUT HIM [[BACK IN THE BUSHES|SQUATMANBAD]]\n\n<<if $SCARYCAMERA>>WHOA! THIS GUYS IS FREAKYS SQUAT! [[SNAP A PHOTO!|SQUATMANBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EIGHTPAGES>>I'VE GOT YOUR WEIRD PAPERS [[RIGHT HERE|SQUATMANGOOD]]<<endif>>\n\nYEESH! YOU BETTER [[GET OUT OF THERE!|COURTYARD]]\nMAYBE EVEN RUN BACK TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>GROSS BOOBS GHOST SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBOOBYGHOST.png"><p><br><I>"Haha, you're one in a million, cutie! Here's a little something if you change your mind!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nGROSS BOOBS GHOST finds your resistance AMUSINGLY QUAINT and has given you an OBSCENE POLAROID you DARE NOT GAZE UPON.\n\n<<set $DIRTYPICTURE = true>>DISGUSTINGLY FILTHY PICTURE ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO THE [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
Out of the INTERNET springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S FUNNYMOUTH!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFUNNYMOUTH.png"><p><br><I>"I SEE UR HANDSOME FACE"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThis GHASTLY APPARITION slobbers and groans, its SWOLLEN TONGUE dangling from its MUTILATED JAW.\n\n[[0-0|NO]] [[O_o|NO]] [[*O-O|NO]] [[(O_O)|NO]] [[0)-(0|NO]]\n[[(0_0)|NO]] [[^0-0^|NO]] [[~0_0~|NO]] [[0-0|NO]] [[0-0|NO]]\n[[o)_(o|NO]] [[((0_0))|NO]] [[O)_(O|YES]] [[0))-((0|NO]]
Out of the SECRETIVE CREEPY PANEL springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S SECRETIVE CREEPY PERSON!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYGUY.png"><p><br><I>"To Seek, Control and Preserve! Or was it Search, Corral and Panic? Don't bug me, kid, what I'm looking for is [REDACTED!]"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nDUDE I TOTALLY GOT SOME [[SPOOK AS HELL|GUYBAD]] SHIT FOR YOU\n\nMAN HAVE YOU SEEN THE WEIRDOS AROUND HERE [[TAKE YOUR PICK|GUYBAD]]\n\n<<if $REDACTED>>YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE [REDACTED] STUFF! [[I GOT THE REAL DEAL!|GUYGOOD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE [DATA EXPUNGED] CRAP! [[CHECK THIS OUT!|GUYGOOD2]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO THE [[COURTYARD]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
You SNAP A PHOTOGRAPH of the ELONGATED GENTLEMAN.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>THE SLENDERMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSLENDERMAN.png"></center><p><br><I>"HEY, WHAT DID I SAY!? GIVE ME THAT PHOTO!!!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nALRIGHT, FINE, [[HERE YOU GO|GIVE]] SLENDERMAN.\n\nNO!!! IF YOU WANT THIS PICTURE BACK YOU'LL HAVE TO [[HELP ME OUT FIRST.|HELP]]\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You give PINKISH the WEIRD RED FRUIT you got from that WORM CHICK.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>PINKISH SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYPINKISH.png"></center><p><br><I>"Whoa! I feel REDDER al-RED-y! I bet my dad would be proud, if he hadn't RUN off to some last-gen reality..."</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nPINKISH doesn't actually look any different, but he seems to be happy. From under his cheeto-stained gaming chair, he gives you something INCOMPREHENSIBLE and INDESCRIBABLE.\n\n<<set $REDACTED = true>>[REDACTED] ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
The HUNGRY BLOOD BAG plunges its needle into your LIVING BLOOD DUMMY. The dummy appears to SQUIRM WITH PLEASURE as it is reduced to a LIFELESS HUSK.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>HUNGRY BLOODBAG SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODBAG.png"><p><br><I>"MMMMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nApparently satiated, the HUNGRY BLOOD BAG drops to the floor at your feet and begins SNORING.\n\n<<set $BLOODBAG = true>>BLOOD BAG ACQUIRED!\n\n<<set $DUMMY = false>>\n<<set $BLOODDUMMYALIVE = false>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/evildoor.png">\n</center></html>\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>OPEN THE EVIL DOOR WITH YOUR [[EVIL KEY|EVIL WORLD]]<<else>>THE EVIL DOOR IS LOCKED WITH AN EVIL LOCK<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You introduce the hideous FROWNDOG to your hideous friend FUNNYMOUTH...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSMILEDOG.png"><p><br><I>FROWNDOG IS SMILING!!!</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nYou have done a GOOD DEED! No longer will the hideous FROWNDOG wallow miserable and alone in its hideous DOGHOUSE. You have single-handedly created SMILEDOG, and that is PROBABLY a good thing. Why wouldn't it be?\n\n<<set $SMILEDOG = true>>SMILEDOG ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You place your EVIL BABY on the EVIL ALTAR and notice that the EVIL STATUE'S hands are EMPTY.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/evilaltarbaby.png"><p><br></center></html>\n\n<<if $EVILKNIFE>>PLACE THE [[EVIL KNIFE|ALTAR2]] IN THE STATUE'S HANDS<<else>>Looks like it might be missing something SHARP. Something SHARP and probably EVIL. Better come back with your EVIL BABY sometime later.<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You send SQUATMAN through the SLENDER DOOR.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>THE SQUATMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSQUATMAN.png"></center><p><br><I>"THIS DANK ASS KEY WAS JUST LIKE SITTING ON A LITTLE SHELF IN THERE."</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n<<set $EVILKEY = true>>EVIL KEY ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You open the OFFICE DOOR door...\n\n<html><center><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDEAD.png"><p><br></center></html>\n\nThe DEAD THING does not move.\n\nThere's a first.\n\n<<if $BLOODBAG>>The [[BLOOD BAG|NURSEGOOD]] is TWITCHING toward the shrunken carcass.<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
Out of the MOLDY RED DOOR springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S FRIEND RED WORM!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYREDWORM.png"><p><br><I>"PUT A FRUIT IN A BODIE!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe REPULSIVE INVERTEBRATE squirms and undulates, swathed in a RED HAZE.\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>SMILEDOG, [[I CHOOSE YOU!|REDWORMBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RADSPEX>>QUICK! PUT ON YOUR [[RAD SPEX!|REDWORMBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PROMOTIONALSNAIL>>I KNOW WHAT WORMS HATE...[[SNAILS!|REDWORMBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SNAILS>>I KNOW WHAT WORMS HATE...[[LOTS OF SNAILS!|REDWORMBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $GASMASK>>QUICK! PUT ON [[MIKEY'S GAS MASK!|REDWORMGOOD]]<<endif>>\n\nSHUT THE DOOR! AAAHHH! [[SHUT THE DOOR!|GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
You fill the SKIN DOLL with the STINKING BLOOD you got from the VOID DWELLERS.\n\n<<set $SKINDOLL = false>>\n<<set $BLOODDUMMY = true>>\n\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODDUMMY.png">\n</center></html>\n\nYou have created an inanimate BLOOD DUMMY.\n\nIt doesn't feel COMPLETE yet...\n\n<<if $PUS>>FILL IT WITH [[PUS|BLOODY PUS DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>FILL IT WITH [[LIFEGEL|LIVING BLOOD DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
A drooping, solemn shape looms out of the darkness...\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFURLER.png">\n</center></html>\n\n[[IDENTIFY AS FOLDER|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[IDENTIFY AS FURLER|FURLER1]]\n\n[[IDENTIFY AS FLAPPER|FURLERBAD]]\n\n[[IDENTIFY AS FOILER|FURLERBAD]]\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You dish out a REALITY CHECK to the RAMPAGING FICTIONAL CHILDREN'S PROGRAM.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>CANDLE COVE SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCANDLECOVE.png"></center><p><br><I>"Alright, you got me. I'm not a real paranormal mystery. I'm just a totally awesome story.\n\n<p>I really wish people would stop trying to write SHITTY SEQUELS to me, though."</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nCANDLE COVE seems to be enjoying your company and FOLLOWING YOU AROUND all the sudden. \n\nWhat does that even mean? Like, Candle Cove, the show, is an actual character in this? Or Candle Cove, the story? Is it a TV monster that plays Candle Cove at you?\n\nEh, it's kind of all three.\n\nNo, YOU make no sense!!!\n\n<<set $CANDLECOVE = true>>...CANDLE COVE ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
CANDLE COVE lets loose a CACOPHONY OF PUPPET SCREAMS!\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"YAWN! YOU JUMPED THE SHARK 666 SEASONS AGO!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nCANDLE COVE cuts to a COMMERCIAL narrated by SKINLESS DOGS, or something. It's feeling a bit SCRAMBLED.\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]], STATIC SCREECH ATTACK! \n\nTIME FOR SOME YARDWORK, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFIGHT]]
<html><center><b><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMIKEYMOUSE.png"><p><br><I>"......!!!"</i></b></center></html>\n\nThe BIZARRE FELINE leaps from your arms and attempts to SNUGGLE with MIKEY MICE.\n\nThe HIDEOUS APPARITION erupts in a PANICKED TERROR, accidentally hurling its GAS MASK into your open arms.\n\n<<set $GASMASK = true>>MIKEY'S GAS MASK ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><center><b><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYGUY.png"><p><br><I></i></b></center></html>\n\nThe SECRETIVE CREEPY PERSON does not have time to deal with your INANE NONSENSE. He proceeds to [DATA EXPUNGED]\n\nThat is some SPOOKY SPOOKINGNESS! YOU ARE SPOOKED!!!!!\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><center><b><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCATSCAPE.png"><p><br>You attempt to pet one of the KITTIES on its adorable POINTY EARS.\n\nYour fingers STICK FAST to the amalgamation of feline flesh.\n\nYou are hastily ABSORBED FOREVER by the Catscape and ROYALLY SPOOKED OUT!!!</b></center></html>\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
The hideous GUEST ROOMS line a hideously HORRID HALLWAY of bizarre and also hideous DOORS.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/guestrooms.png">\n</center></html>\n\n<<if $GASMASK>>The VAULT DOOR is LOCKED<<else>>OPEN THE [[VAULT DOOR|MIKEYMOUSE]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDFRUIT>>The MOLDY RED DOOR is LOCKED.<<else>>OPEN THE [[MOLDY RED DOOR|REDWORM]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKNIFE>>THE SLENDER DOOR IS NO LONGER INTERESTING<<else>><<if $SLENDERMAN>>SEND SLENDERMAN THROUGH THE [[SLENDER DOOR]].<<else>>YOU CANNOT FIT THROUGH THE SLENDER DOOR<<endif>><<endif>>\n\n<<if $EVILKEY>>THE SQUAT DOOR IS NO LONGER INTERESTING<<else>><<if $SQUATMAN>>SEND SQUATMAN THROUGH THE [[SQUAT DOOR]]<<else>>YOU CANNOT FIT THROUGH THE SQUAT DOOR<<endif>><<endif>>\n\nOPEN THE [[COFFIN DOOR|DINODRAC]]\n\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>The CONTAINMENT DOOR is LOCKED.<<else>>OPEN THE [[CONTAINMENT DOOR|SKIPPY]]<<endif>>\n\nREVIEW [[INVENTORY]]\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>DINOSAUR DRACULA SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDINODRAC.png"></center><p><br><I>"I WASN'T BORN ONLY AN EPOCH AGO. I KNOW HOW TO GOOGLE."</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe PRIMORDIAL NOSFERATU is INSULTED by your MADE-UP BULLSHIT.\n\nHe BITES YOU with his TITANIC SAURIAN JAWS and sucks your body dry of its PRECIOUS BLOOD.\n\nThis is a SPOOKY THING!!!\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]] WITH YOUR SHAME\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]] WITH ALSO SHAME
\n\nbody {\n width: 700px;\n margin-left:auto;\nmargin-right:auto;\n}\n#passages{\n margin-left:auto;\nmargin-right:auto;\n padding: 0;\n border: 0;\n width:800px;\n margin: auto;\n}\n.passage {\n font-size:1.5em; \n color: #888;\n text-shadow: #888 0 0 0.05em;\n}\n@media screen and (max-width: 750px) {\n .passage {\n font-size: 1.5em;\n }\n}\n@media screen and (max-width: 650px) {\n .passage {\n font-size: 1.5em;\n }\n}\na.internalLink, a.externalLink {\n color: #eee;\n text-shadow: #eee 0 0 0.07em;\n}\na.internalLink:hover, a.externalLink:hover {\n color: #fff;\n text-decoration: none;\n text-shadow: #fff 0 0 0.09em;\n}\n#sidebar {\n display:none;\n}
The hideous ENTERTAINMENT ROOM is littered with hideous ENTERTAINMENT DEVICES that probably came out of a hideous THRIFT STORE. There are two PUBLIC RESTROOMS here, possibly boasting some HIDEOUS qualities.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/entertainment.png">\n</center></html>\n\n<<if $CANDLECOVE>>THE TELEVISION IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU.<<else>>TURN ON THE [[TELEVISION|CANDLECOVE]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $FUNNYMOUTH>>THE INTERNET IS NO LONGER WORKING.<<else>>SEE WHAT'S UP ON THE [[INTERNET|FUNNYMOUTH]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $REDACTED>>PINKISH IS ENGROSSED IN HIS GAME.<<else>>PLAY SOME COOL GAMES ON THE [[SPOOKER NINTENDOOM|PINKISH]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SLENDERMAN>>THE COUCH CUSHIONS ARE BEREFT OF SECRETS.<<else>>DIG AROUND IN THE [[COUCH CUSHIONS|SLENDERMAN]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RADSPEX>>THE MEN'S ROOM IS VACANT.<<else>>BARGE INTO THE [[MEN'S BATHROOM|SKELETON]]<<endif>>\n\nBARGE INTO THE [[WOMEN'S BATHROOM|GHOST]]\n\nREVIEW [[INVENTORY]]\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
You have given some of the SKIN from the SKINGHOST to the PESTILENT SANDWICH GUY and he has fashioned a sort of crude SKIN DOLL for some reason.\n\n<<set $SKINDOLL = true>>\n<<set $DUMMY = true>>\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKINDOLL.png">\n</center></html>\n\nIt feels like it's MISSING SOMETHING.\n\n<<if $BLOOD>>FILL IT WITH [[BLOOD|BLOOD DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PUS>>FILL IT WITH [[PUS|PUS DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>FILL IT WITH [[LIFEGEL|BAD DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
As you drift down, down into a BLACKER BLACK than the BLACKENED HEART of a BLACK HOLE that has NEVER KNOWN LOVE, something begins to TAKE SHAPE from the NOTHINGNESS ITSELF.\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIt is................\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe spookiest thing \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIn the world.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"IT'S PARTY TIME, BABY!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]] STATIC SCREECH ATTACK!\n\nTIME FOR SOME YARDWORK, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFIGHT]]
You find yourself floating in ADVANCED DARKNESS.\n\n[[NEXT|HORRORQUEEN]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE RAKE SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYRAKE.png"><p><br><I>"UNSPEAKABLY EVIL THINGS!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nTHE RAKE speaks of TERRIBLE HORRID TRUTHS you DID NOT WANT TO HEAR.\n\nIt knows how many BOOGERS you have eaten without knowing it.\n\nIt knows how many HAND JOBS your parent(s) have been involved with.\n\nIt knows all the kinds of BUGS that will get on you when you're DEAD!!!\n\nYOU ARE ULTRASPOOKED!!!\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
You introduce the EVIL BABY to your friend (?!) CANDLE COVE...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>EVIL BABY SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABY.png"><p><br><I>"YES, HUMAN. YOU UNDERSTAND."</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe EVIL BABY has been PACIFIED by CANDLE COVE'S NIGHTMARISH ANTICS.\n\n<<set $EVILBABY = true>>EVIL BABY ACQUIRED!!!!\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You hand over the [REDACTED] to the DANGEROUS LOOKING STRANGER\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>SECRETIVE CREEPY PERSON SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYGUY.png"></center><p><br><I>"Wow, nice work! If you get out of here alive, I'll put in a good word with you at the Foundation!\n\nHere's a little something for your trouble!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n<<set $EIGHTPAGES = true>>EIGHT SPOOKY PAGES ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
SLENDERMAN branches into a SPECTACULAR FRACTAL UNIVERSE of pure, distilled SKINNY GUY.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"NICE ASS, BUT YOU AIN'T FOOLIN' ME TWICE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL TERROR spews a torrent of BILE into the beautiful fractal. SLENDERMAN twitches a few times and goes limp.\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGDIE]] YOU CAN DO IT!!!\n\n[[RAKE!|RAKEFAIL3]] I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
Jonathan Wojcik
Out of the CONTAINMENT DOOR springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S SKIPPY!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKIPPY.png"><p><br><I>"STOP LOOKING AT ME! STOP IT!!! I WILL LITERALLY BREAK YOU!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nJEEZ SORRY DUDE! [[LOOK AWAY.|SKIPPYBAD]]\n\n<<if $REDACTED>>WATCH OUT! I'VE GOT A [REDACTED] AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO [[USE IT!|SKIPPYBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RADSPEX>>PUT ON YOUR [[RAD SPEX|SKIPPYGOOD]] AND KEEP LOOKING<<endif>>\n\nSHUT THE DOOR! AAAHHH! [[SHUT THE DOOR!|GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
The SLENDERMAN stretches to MEGA LEVEL SLENDOSITY. He is now SO SLENDER that his body is slicing QUARKS in twain.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"WHERE'D PRETTYBOY GO OFF TO!?\n\n<P>YOWTCH! WHAT SLICED MY EXOSPINE?!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nShe is UNHARMED to say the least. SLENDERMAN is confused!\n\nSECOND TIME'S THE CHARM, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFIGHT]] STATIC SCREECH ATTACK!\n\nSOMEONE'S IN FOR A RAKEDOWN, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFAIL]]
SMILEDOG draws upon the smiles of ALL CREATION'S SCREAMING CHILDREN to power the ultimate SMILE BOMB.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"MANGY FLEABAG! I TAUGHT YOU THAT TRICK IN THE FIRST PLACE!!\n\n<P>HERE'S ANOTHER ONE...\n\n<P><U>PLAY DEAD!!!!!</U>"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL TERROR slashes SMILEDOG with a barbed whip of her own HARDENED BLOOD because she is HARDCORE AWESOME.\n\nSMILEDOG IS IN TATTERS AND NO LONGER MOVING.\n\n[[RAKE!|RAKEDIE]] I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
You return the BLURRY PHOTOGRAPH to the SKINNY FELLOW.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>THE SLENDERMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSLENDERMAN.png"></center><p><br><I>"THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, I HAVE BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO."</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe SLENDERMAN slips back between the COUCH CUSHIONS. He does not actually appear to be DOING ANYTHING other than just sort of LYING IN THERE with the LOOSE CHANGE and BUTTONS.\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
The HUNGRY BLOOD BAG ignores your PUS FILLED FRIEND and stabs its thick, broken needletip into your FOREHEAD.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>HUNGRY BLOODBAG SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODBAG.png"><p><br><I>"MMMMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nYou feel your body WITHERING as the thing greedily suctions out every last drop of your precious blood.\n\nYou might need to take ANOTHER CRACK at this dummy business in the KITCHEN. That was all just FAR TOO SPOOKY and you're getting really SICK OF THAT.\n\n<<set $DUMMY = false>>\n<<set $WRONGDUMMY = false>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
The UGLY HOUSE looms like a ROTTEN SKELETON HEAD atop an EVIL CLIFF. Every time you look at it, there is some LIGHTNING. You have to go INSIDE because it is RAINING, but little do you know that this is no ordinary ugly house...\n\nThis house is...\n\n<html><center><table width="700"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKIEST HOUSE IN THE WORLD!!!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/house.png"><p><br><I>"DARE YOU ENTER!?"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n[[DARE THAT VERY THING|FOYER]]\n\n
CANDLE COVE broadcasts all 864,123,0XX of its INSIDIOUS EPISODES simultaneously, with DREAD DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"AAAAAGGGHH!!!! SPOILER ALERT, ASSHAT!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nWith a SPOOKY NIGHTMARE HEEL OF TERROR, the queen kicks a perfect hole through CANDLE COVE'S television screen.\n\nCANDLE COVE clatters to the ground, unresponsive...but the queen still looks significantly WEAKENED!\n\n[[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERDIE]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL2]]\n\n[[RAKE!|RAKEFAIL2]]
You plunge your EVIL KNIFE into the nearest BLISTERMAN...\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLISTERMEN.png">\n</center></html>\n\nThe helpless creature ruptures like a MASSIVE ZIT, drenching your body in SYRUPY PUS.\n\n<<set $PUS>>PUS ACQUIRED! YAY?\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
Deep down in the sewer lurks the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S UZUMAKI!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYUZUMAKI.png"><p><br><I>"Look, I've got small Japanese villages to screw with, if you don't have something SPIRALED, don't waste my time!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThis GRISLY NIGHTMARE is like, the general concept of SPIRALS or something. It's SPOOK AS HELL, TRUST ME. Read some JUNJI ITO sometime, that shit is CREEPSVILLE!!!\n\n<<if $SNAILS>>Hey, I got just the thing! A whole handful of [[SNAILS|UZUMAKIBAD]]!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PROMOTIONALSNAIL>>I've got a [[SNAIL|UZUMAKIGOOD]] here of SUPERIOR CRAFTSMANSHIP!<<endif>>\n\nHey, check out my [[THUMBPRINTS!|UZUMAKIBAD2]]\n\nHey, check out my [[COCHLEA!|UZUMAKIBAD2]]\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><center><b><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSMILEDOG.png"><p><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCATSCAPE.png"><p><br>SMILEDOG begins to BARK FRANTICALLY and also HIDEOUSLY. The hideous CATSCAPE is chased up a TREE somehow.\n\nWhere it previously rested is a GROSS HAIRY SHAPE.</b></center></html>\n\n<<set $WEIRDCAT = true>>WEIRD CAT ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You reach for the MEN'S ROOM door..\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>AND A SKELETON POPS OUT!!!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKELETON.png"><p><br><I>"SKELETON'D!!!! I'M BAD 3 THE BONE, BITCHES!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThis SKELETON WHO POPPED OUT is FAR TOO RADICAL to behold.\n\nHe is SHREDDING OFF THE WALLS on his DINOSAUR SKATEBOARD.\n\nIt is the COOLEST thing you have ever seen. You are almost positive that nothing could make this skeleton COOLER.\n\n<<if $ECTOCOOLER>>...NOT EVEN [[ECTO COOLER?|SKELETONGOOD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $DIRTYPICTURE>>GIVE SKELETON THE [[DIRTY BOOBS PICTURE|SKELETONBAD]]<<endif>>\n\nGIVE THE SKELETON [[VIDEO GAMES|SKELETONBAD]]\n\nGIVE THE SKELETON [[CIGARETTES|SKELETONBAD]]\n\nGIVE THE SKELETON [[PEPSI MAX|SKELETONBAD]]\n\nGIVE THE SKELETON A [[COBRA TATTOO|SKELETONBAD]]\n\nSHUT THE DOOR! AAAHHH! [[SHUT THE DOOR!|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!\n\n<<endif>>
<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSQUATMAN.png"><br></center></html>\n\nBefore you can even react, the STOCKY SPECTER proceeds to be WAY TOO SQUAT at you. \n\nIt is SPOOKING YOU HARDCORE!!\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
A flock of glistening, swollen figures bob and float in the darkness...\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLISTERMEN.png">\n</center></html>\n\nThe BLISTERMEN appear to be NEARLY BURSTING with VILE FLUIDS.\n\n<<if $EVILKNIFE>>USE YOUR [[EVIL KNIFE|BLISTERMENGOOD]] ON THE NEAREST BLISTERMAN!<<endif>>\n\n<<if $RAKE>>USE YOUR [[RAKE|BLISTERMENBAD]] TO PULL IN A BLISTERMAN!<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>SKIPPY SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKIPPY.png"></center><p><br><I>"IF ONLY THE FOUNDATION WERE AS GULLIBLE AS YOU!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe CONCRETE ANOMALY wastes no time SNAPPING YOUR SPINE the very instant you look away.\n\nThat is one of the SPOOKIEST things to ever happen to you!!!\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You make a LAUGHABLE attempt to SOCIALIZE with the hideous apparition...\n\n<html><center><b><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFUNNYMOUTH.png"><p><br><I>O_o .... o - o .... o_O????</i></b></center></html>\n\nFunnymouth is UNAMUSED and proceeds to totally SPOOK YOU OUT.\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>SKIPPY SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKIPPY.png"></center><p><br><I>"AUGH!! WHAT!?! WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES INDOORS AND AT NIGHT!?!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nYour RAD SPEX confuse the SCULPTED ABOMINATION. It CANNOT TELL if you are LOOKING or not and just wants you to GO AWAY.\n\nIt hands you [DATA EXPUNGED] before slamming its door in your RAD FACE.\n\n<<set $EXPUNGED = true>>[DATA EXPUNGED] ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
Screams, sobs and gurgles echo around the decrepit hospital building.\n\nA strange little figure greets you at the end of a very long, dark hall.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/evilhospital.png">\n<p>"Hello there, little boy or girl! I am Doctor Phage! The facility is grossly understaffed at the moment, so I'm here on loan! Blood donations to your left, and field all questions to your right! Please be QUIET, our patient is in a state of agitation!\n</center></html>\n\nENTER THE [[TATTERED CURTAIN|BABYMAMA]]\n\nENTER THE [[BLOODY DOOR|BLOODBAG]]\n\nENTER THE [[RUSTY OFFICE DOOR|NURSE]]\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><center><b><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYREDWORM.png"><p><br><I>"I CAN DO A HELP!!!"</i></b></center></html>\n\nYour body begins to TINGLE as it is invaded by the RED SPORES. Your consciousness becomes one with a global FUNGUS COLLECTIVE and that is simply WAY TOO SPOOKY.\n\nYou have been SPOOKED!!!\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You attempt to capture a BLISTERMAN without HARMING IT...\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLISTERMEN.png">\n</center></html>\n\nThe BLISTERMAN shrieks deafeningly and PLUMMETS out of sight.\n\nYou never get to see what it ALERTED to your presence before its SERRATED JAWS snap shut over your head, neatly decapitating you.\n\nYOU HAVE BEEN SPOOKED UP BIG TIME.\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
The RAKE performs an AWESOME SPINNING FLIP into the queen's FACE.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DO MY LAWN!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL TERROR easily deflects THE RAKE with her MAGNIFICENTLY BULBOUS ASS.\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL2]] YOU CAN DO IT!!!\n\n[[RAKE!|RAKEFAIL2]] I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!\n\n[[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERDIE]] ONE MORE TIME!
The kitchen door stinks of grease and raw meat. Inside, a huge and putrid HAMBURGER prepares a variety of equally putrid, barely identifiable foodstuffs. It does not speak, but it does periodically glance your way.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHARMBURGER.png">\n</center></html>\n\n\n<<if $BLOOD>>OFFER IT [[BLOOD|KITCHENBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SKIN>>OFFER IT [[SKIN|SKIN DOLL]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PUS>>OFFER IT [[PUS|KITCHENBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>OFFER IT [[LIFEGEL|KITCHENBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SKINDOLL>>YOUR [[SKIN DOLL]] IS PROPPED AGAINST THE CORNER.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BLOODDUMMY>>YOUR [[BLOOD DUMMY]] IS PROPPED AGAINST THE CORNER.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $PUSDUMMY>>YOUR [[PUS DUMMY]] IS PROPPED AGAINST THE CORNER.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $BLOODYPUSDUMMY>>YOUR [[BLOODY PUS DUMMY]] IS PROPPED AGAINST THE CORNER<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
Out of a bathroom stall springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S GROSS BOOBS GHOST!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBOOBYGHOST.png"><p><br><I>"HEY KID WANNA SEE SOME GROSS GHOST BOOBS!?"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nSORRY GROSS BOOBS GHOST BUT I AM A [[WEINER BABY|GHOSTGOOD]] AND FIND THAT INAPPROPRIATE!!\n\nSURE WHY NOT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE LET'S [[SEE THOSE BAD BOYS|GHOSTBAD]]\n\nUHHH LET ME [[GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT!|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!\n\nCHECK ONE OF THE [[OTHER STALLS|ZOMBIE]]
SMILEDOG attempts a HYPERCUBIC QUAD-SMILE\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"YOU'RE EDUCATED STUPID!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL TERROR bares her MOST PERSONAL set of teeth.\n\nSMILEDOG'S smile ricochets harmlessly into the aether!\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL2]] YOU CAN DO IT!!!\n\n[[RAKE!|RAKEFAIL2]] I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!\n\n[[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERDIE]] ONE MORE TIME!
Out of the COFFIN DOOR springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S DINOSAUR DRACULA!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYDINODRAC.png"><p><br><I>"BLARRRGH! DINOSAUR DRACULA CRAVES BLOOD! BLOOD AND WORTHLESS TRIVIA!\n\n<p>IT HAD BETTER BE ACCURATE! DO NOT LIE TO A DINOSAUR VAMPIRE"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nDINODRAC, DID YOU KNOW...\n\n...[[QUESTION1|DINODRACGOOD]]\n\n...[[QUESTION2|DINODRACBAD]]\n\nSHUT THE DOOR! AAAHHH! [[SHUT THE DOOR!|GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
You show the SQUATMAN the WEIRD PAPERS you received from that SPOOKY GUY earlier.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>THE SQUATMAN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSQUATMAN.png"></center><p><br><I>"YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNEW YOU HAD SOME PAGES! AND THERE'S EIGHT OF THEM!!!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe SQUATMAN is stuck STALKING YOU as long as you're carrying those EIGHT PAGES. He just might COME IN HANDY!\n\n<<set $SQUATMAN = true>>SQUATMAN ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE12]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE11]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE ZOMBIE SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"GOSH! Nobody has ever watched my ENTIRE DANCE before! Here, you look like you could use some fashion sense!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE gives you a lacey BRASIERRE.\n\nIt REEKS LIKE DECAYED FLESH and it is TEEMING WITH MAGGOTS.\n\n<<set $BRA = true>>DISGUSTING ZOMBIE UNDERWEAR ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO THE [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE13]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
You hurl THE RAKE with all your might. Surprisingly enough, its teeth CUT DEEP into the monstrosity's RUBBERY HIDE.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"MMMMMM, HARDER!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nShe is now BLEEDING a VISCOUS GREEN SLIME.\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFIGHT]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]], STATIC SCREECH ATTACK! \n\nLET'S TRY THAT AGAIN, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFAIL]]
THE RAKE attempts a LEAPING SNEAK ATTACK, only to be grabbed out of the air and SNAPPED IN HALF over one of the Queen's many KNEES.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, HONEY!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n[[YOU ARE ALONE]]
You approach the EVIL LOOKING ALTAR...\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/evilaltar.png"><p><br></center></html>\n\n<<if $EVILBABY>>PLACE THE [[EVIL BABY|ALTAR1]] ON THE ALTAR<<else>>There is an INDENTATION shaped slightly like an INFANT.<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You place the EVIL KNIFE in the EVIL STATUE'S hands and they almost immediately PLUNGE DOWNWARD...\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/evilaltarknife.png"><p><br></center></html>\n\nThe blood of the EVIL BABY gushes down the altar and forms a CIRCLE around you.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/evilbloodcircle.png"><p><br></center></html>\n\nYou are SUCKED DOWNWARD into a MYSTERIOUS BLACK HOLE...\n\n[[NEXT|ADVANCEDDARKNESS]]
<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHARMBURGER.png">\n</center></html>\n\nThe GHOULISH BURGER seizes you in its SLOPPY ARMS and proceeds to DISMEMBER YOU with an assortment of COOKING UTENCILS.\n\nIt would be IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE the diners who will enjoy your remains for many cycles to come.\n\nHOW UTTERLY SPOOKULAR!\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
The RAKE charges HEADLONG (rakelong?) into a particularly TENDER AREA.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"PATHETIC! I DO MORE DAMAGE DURING "ME TIME!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL TERROR deflects THE RAKE with one of her RAD SKELETON WINGS.\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGDIE]] YOU CAN DO IT!!!\n\n[[RAKE!|RAKEFAIL3]] I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
You quickly slip on your CREEPY LOOKING GAS MASK, resisting infection by the RED SPORES.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>FRIEND RED WORM SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYREDWORM.png"></center><p><br><I>"PUT A FRUIT IN A BODIE!!!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe lovely lady gives you a MOLDY RED FRUIT you probably should not eat. In fact, you shouldn't even really be TOUCHING IT.\n\nYou put it straight into a ZIPLOCK BAG for safekeeping.\n\n<<set $REDFRUIT = true>>WEIRD RED FRUIT ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[GUEST ROOMS]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><center><b><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFROWNDOG.png"><p><br>The canine apparition FROWNS HARDER in your general direction.\n\nIt frowns SO HARD that you begin to GUSH BLOOD from virtually EVERY ORIFICE.\n\nYou are TOTALLY SPOOKED OUT!!!</b></center></html>\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>THE SKELETON SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKELETON.png"></center><p><br><I>"OVER9000SPOOKY4U"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe SKELETON WHO POPPED OUT is SHREDDING into doors and cabinets and POPPING OUT again ALL OVER THE PLACE. You have never seen a skeleton POP OUT so much, each time MORE RADICAL and MORE SPOOKIER than the last.\n\nYou have been HARDCORE SPOOK'D OUT TO THE MAXTREME!!!\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
The HEINOUS MATRIARCH OF ALL DREADFULNESS unleashes a MIGHTY ROAR of triumph and busts some SWEET MOVES to whatever music might be STUCK IN HER HEAD at the time.\n\nTHORNY TENDRILS begin to ERUPT from the Queen's flesh.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEENTENTA.png"><p><br><I>\n"ALRIGHT HONEY, THIS IS GONNA HURT ME AS MUCH AS IT HURTS YOU...ONLY I'M GONNA LIKE IT WAAAAAY MORE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nShe takes one thunderous step CLOSER, tendrils CURLING in anticipation...\n\n\n...She takes ANOTHER step closer, STEAMING ICHOR dripping from her fangs...\n\n\n...She reaches down and wraps her SPIDERY DIGITS tightly around your [[DEFENSELESS BODY|COOLER]]...
The RAKE bounces ineffectually off the Queen's MIGHTY FLESH.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"MMMMMM, HARDER!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nTHE RAKE shakes it off and looks READY TO GO AGAIN.\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFIGHT]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]], STATIC SCREECH ATTACK! \n\nLET'S TRY THAT AGAIN, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFIGHT]]
You add the STINKING BLOOD to your PUS DUMMY.\n\n<<set $BLOODDUMMY = false>>\n<<set $PUSDUMMY = false>>\n<<set $BLOODYPUSDUMMY = true>>\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODDUMMY.png">\n</center></html>\n\nIt feels like it's MISSING SOMETHING.\n\n<<if $LIFEGEL>>FILL IT WITH [[LIFEGEL|LIVING PUS DUMMY]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"HOKEY-FUCKIN-SMOKES! IT IS!!!!<p><br><br><br>\n\nIT'S...\n\n<p><br><br><br>\nIT'S...."</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>ECTO COOLER!!!!!!!!!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/ectocooler.jpg"><p><br><br><br><I>\n"SON OF A BITCH! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!\n<p><br><br><br>\nWANNA SEE A SWEET-ASS TRICK!?"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR somehow pours out enough ECTO COOLER for EVERYBODY.\n\n<html><center><table width="700"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEENFINAL.png"><p><br><I>\n"HAPPY HALLOWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!</font>\n<p><br><br><br>\n...Now, before you go, I've got some WEIRD GARBAGE for you. Don't ask."<p><br><br>\n\n<img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYTICKET.png">\n<p><br><br>\n\n<img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYTICKET2.png">\n<p></b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThank you for playing THE SPOOKIEST HOUSE IN THE WORLD. I can't believe you even made it through all that shit!
A clammy, ragged object ripples in the void...\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKINGHOST.png">\n</center></html>\n\nThe SKINGHOST undulates just out of reach. Even SLENDERMAN would need some sort of IMPLEMENT to snag this FILMY FIEND.\n\n<<if $RAKE>>USE THE [[RAKE!|SKINGHOSTGOOD]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You enter the hideous FOYER, which is the part of an OLD GROSS HOUSE where you can go to all the OTHER PARTS. There are THREE OF THEM.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/foyer.png">\n</center></html>\n\nEXPLORE THE [[GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nCHECK OUT THE [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nSTEP OUT INTO THE [[COURTYARD]]
The FURLER is DISPLEASED!!!\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYFURLER.png">\n</center></html>\n\nThe FURLER has DIGESTED your CONCEPT LAYERS.\n\nYou do not know what that means but it is PROBABLY SPOOKY.\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
SMILEDOG gives the QUEEN OF ALL FEAR the SMILING AT of her UNLIFETIME.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYHORRORQUEEN.png"><p><br><I>\n"WHO'S MAMA'S GOOD LITTLE BOY?! KISSY KISS KISS!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nSMILEDOG forgets what it's doing in favor of a STUPID LITTLE DANCE on its HIND LEGS.\n\nGO, [[SLENDERMAN!|SLENDERMANFAIL]]\n\n[[SMILEDOG!|SMILEDOGFAIL]] I CHOOSE YOU!\n\n[[CANDLE COVE!|CANDLECOVEFAIL]], STATIC SCREECH ATTACK! \n\nTIME FOR SOME YARDWORK, [[THE RAKE!|RAKEFIGHT]]
<html><center><b><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYPINKISH.png"><p><br><I>"SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!!"</i></b></center></html>\n\nFor a fleeting moment, your eyes gaze directly into the demon's HOLLOW VOIDS. Your very soul feels the EMPTY CHILL of a BILLION DEAD WORLDS.\n\nThat is SPOOKY TIMES A THOUSAND!!!\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
The SLIPPERY GREMLINS fall EERILY SILENT at your response.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br></font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMAGBOILS.png"><p><br><I>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nYou are abruptly splattered with COAGULATED GORE from the creature's EYE SOCKETS.\n\nYou feel things WRITHING in the disgusting mess.\n\nMAGGOTS are tunneling into your flesh and slowly CONSUMING YOUR BRAIN in a most SPOOKY fashion!!!\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO THE [[EVIL WORLD]]
You attempt to interact with the EVIL BABY...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>EVIL BABY SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABY.png"><p><br><I>"Buhh buhh BUH! GNNNNG!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nIt is the WORST BABY you have EVER SEEN, and you have seen some AWFUL BABIES in your lifetime.\n\nWhat do you even have that a CHILD would enjoy?\n\nAll you remember liking as a child was TELEVISION.\n\n<<if $CANDLECOVE>>That's right! Kids like [[CANDLE COVE!|EVILBABYGOOD]]<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><center><b><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCANDLECOVE.png"><p><br><I>"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"</i></b></center></html>\n\nAll the CANDLE COVE CHARACTERS start SCREAMING AND SCREAMING.\n\nYou realize you've been UTTERLY SPOOKIFICATED!\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You fill the HOLLOW SKIN DOLL with the FURLER'S LIFEGEL...\n\n<<<set $SKINDOLL = false>>\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKINDOLL.png">\n</center></html>\n\nThe figure WRITHES TO LIVE, but something is WRONG...it is TOO EMPTY inside.\n\nIt ENTOMBS YOUR BODY in its membranous form and DRAINS YOU OF FLUIDS.\n\n....spooky.\n\nLooks like you need to make a NEW ONE.\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You switch on the OBSOLETE TELEVISION SET and behold the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S CANDLE COVE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCANDLECOVE.png"><p><br><I>\n"BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA! I'M A REAL-LIFE PUBLIC DOMAIN URBAN LEGEND!!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nYES, WE KNOW, CANDLE COVE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO [[RUB IT IN ALL THE TIME|CANDLECOVEBAD]]\n\nYEAH RIGHT CANDLE COVE, YOU WERE JUST AN APRIL FOOL'S DAY JOKE BY [[BEN "YAHTZEE" CROSHAW|CANDLECOVEBAD]]\n\nNO YOU AREN'T, CANDLE COVE. YOU WERE AN ORIGINAL HORROR STORY BY CARTOONIST [[KRIS STRAUB|CANDLECOVEGOOD]]\n\nNICE TRY CANDLE COVE, BUT YOU WERE JUST ANOTHER ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA FROM [[CHRISTOPHER HOWARD WOLF|CANDLECOVEBAD]]\n\nGIMME A BREAK DUDE! YOU WERE CONCOCTED BY WEB AUTHOR [[KRIS STREUB!|CANDLECOVEBAD]]\n\nYEESH! YOU BETTER [[GET OUT OF THERE!|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nMAYBE EVEN RUN BACK TO THE [[FOYER]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>UZUMAKI SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYUZUMAKI.png"></center><p><br><I>"SWIRLY! SWIRLY!! SSSWIRRRLYYY!!!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nUZUMAKI is UNIMPRESSED by your LAME ANATOMY and is BEING SPIRALS at you HARDCORE.\n\nYou can see all the MAJESTY AND HORROR OF CREATION distilled in the CRYPTIC PATTERNS.\n\nTHAT'S REALLY SPOOKY!\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSLENDERMAN.png"><br></center></html>\n\nBefore you can even react, the SPINDLY GHOUL entwines your body in SHADOWY TENTACLES. You have been GOTTEN by the SLENDERMAN and that is MONUMENTALLY SPOOKY!!!\n\nRETURN TO [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You give UZUMAKI the LITTLE SNAILS you got from SNAILS AND PUKE MAN.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>UZUMAKI SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYUZUMAKI.png"></center><p><br><I>"A few garden-variety snails? Eh, not terrible, but you can probably do better."</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nUZUMAKI is IMPARTIAL to this rather MEDIOCRE OFFERING.\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
Nestled between the couch cushions is the SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S SLENDERMAN!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSLENDERMAN.png"><p><br><I>\n"NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThis EERIE PHANTASM is UNNATURALLY THIN. It's not necessarily FACELESS, which wouldn't be that interesting, but its face is totally INCOMPREHENSIBLE, so we're just not really going to portray it.\n\n"YOU'RE NOT REAL, SLENDERMAN! I CAN [[TELL BY THE PIXELS|SLENDERMANBAD]]"\n\nTHIS GUY IS WAY TOO SPOOKY. MAYBE PUT HIM [[BACK IN THE COUCH CUSHIONS|SLENDERMANBAD]]\n\n<<if $SCARYCAMERA>>WOW THIS GUY IS FREAKY SKINNY! [[SNAP A PHOTO!|SLENDERMANGOOD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $EIGHTPAGES>>I'VE GOT THESE EIGHT [[WEIRD PAPERS|SLENDERMANBAD]] YOU MIGHT BE INTO!<<endif>>\n\nYEESH! YOU BETTER [[GET OUT OF THERE!|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nMAYBE EVEN RUN BACK TO THE [[FOYER]]
You use THE RAKE to catch the drifting SKINGHOST out of the ABYSS.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYSKINGHOST.png">\n</center></html>\n\n<<set $SKIN = true>>SKIN ACQUIRED!\n\nRETURN TO [[BLACKNESS]]\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE10]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>THE RAKE SAYS....</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYRAKE.png"><p><br><I>"AWWWWWW, MAN!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nYOU DID IT! The rake has STOPPED DOING what it was doing and is significantly more COOPERATIVE.\n\n<<set $RAKE = true>>RAKE ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]
Out of the GRODY TRAP DOOR springs THE SPOOKIEST THING IN THE WORLD...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S MIKEY MICE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYMIKEYMOUSE.png"><p><br><I>"....."</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThis hideous apparition lurches and shuffles awkwardly, its DECAYING RODENT COSTUME reeking of MILDEW and ROTTEN PUKE.\n\n<<if $FUNNYMOUTH>>WATCH OUT MIKEY, I'VE GOT A FRIEND WITH A [[FUNNY MOUTH!|MIKEYMOUSEBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>SMILEDOG, [[I CHOOSE YOU!|MIKEYMOUSEBAD]]<<endif>>\n\n<<if $ECTOCOOLER>>YOU LOOK THIRSTY, MIKEY! MIGHT I INTEREST YOU IN SOME [[ECTO COOLER|MIKEYMOUSEBAD]]?<<endif>>\n\n<<if $WEIRDCAT>>SHOW MIKEY THE [[WEIRD CAT|MIKEYMOUSEGOOD]]<<endif>>\n\nSHUT THE DOOR! AAAHHH! [[SHUT THE DOOR!|GUEST ROOMS]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBLOODDUMMYALIVE.png">\n</center></html>\n\nThe BLOOD DUMMY shudders to life. It seems INEXORABLY ATTRACTED to its creator.\n\n<<set $BLOODDUMMYALIVE = true>>LIVING BLOOD DUMMY ACQUIRED!\n<<set $BLOODDUMMY = false>>\n\nRETURN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
You show CTHULHU the PAINTING OF A BOAT you got from the GARBAGE.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>CTHULHU SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYCTHULHU.png"></center><p><br><I>"A BOAT!? KEEP THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME!!!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nCthulhu FLEES IN TERROR at the sight of a BOAT, his ONLY TRUE WEAKNESS.\n\nThe water level in the KIDDIE POOL has LOWERED DRAMATICALLY, revealing a hideously [[EVIL LOOKING DOOR|EVIL DOOR]]\n<<set $EVILDOOR = true>>\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You show DOCTOR BREIGN the REVOLTINGLY PERVERSE photograph of the NAUSEATING PHANTASM you met in the BATHROOMS.\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><center><font size="6"><br>DOCTOR BREIGN SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBREIGN.png"></center><p><br><I>"HUBBA HUBBA! You don't *hic* mind if I hand onto this, do ya?? Here, this one's on me!"</td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nDoctor Breign hands you a LARGE SNAIL of SUPERIOR CRAFTSMANSHIP. How did he even do that? He does not actually HAVE HANDS.\n\n<<set $PROMOTIONALSNAIL = true>>OFFICIAL SNAIL FACTORY PROMOTIONAL SNAIL ACQUIRED! REVIEW [[INVENTORY]]?\n\nRETURN TO [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]]
You peek behind the TATTERED CURTAIN...\n\n<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>BABYMAMA SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBABYMAMA.png"><p><br><I>"Baaaabies! MMMmMMMMoooOOOrrrrre BAAAABIES!!!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe BLOATED MONSTROSITY throbs and roils as tiny bodies struggle to escape.\n\n<<if $DELIVERED>>[[PLAY WITH EVIL BABY?|EVILBABY]]<<else>>\n<<if $NURSE>>The [[CONVULSING NURSE|BABYMAMAGOOD]] appears to be FIXATED on the horrid spectacle.<<endif>><<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO [[HOSPITAL]]\nRETURNN TO [[EVIL WORLD]]
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE2]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE4]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE3]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE6]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE5]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE8]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE7]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
You have entered EVIL WORLD, the SPOOKIEST WORLD IN THE WORLD.\n\n<html><center><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/evilworld.png">\n</center></html>\n\nEXPLORE THE [[EVIL HOSPITAL|HOSPITAL]]\n\nEXPLORE THE [[EVIL KITCHEN|KITCHEN]]\n\nEXPLORE THE [[SURROUNDING BLACKNESS|BLACKNESS]]\n\nVISIT THE [[DISTANT ALTAR|ALTAR]]\n\nRETURN TO [[FOYER]] OF THE HOUSE!
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>IT'S A ZOMBIE!</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYZOMBIE.png"><p><br><I>"WATCH MY DANCE!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nThe ZOMBIE continues to DANCE.\n\n[[KEEP WATCHING|DANCE9]]\n\nI THINK I'VE [[SEEN ENOUGH, THANKS|ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n\nESCAPE TO THE [[FOYER]]!
<html><center><table width="500"><tr><td><b><center><font size="6"><br>GROSS BOOBS GHOST SAYS...</font><p><br><img src="https://bogleech.com/spooky/SCARYBOOBYGHOST2.png"><p><br><I>"FOOLISH MORTAL! BEHOLD!"</b></td></tr></table></center></html>\n\nWHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? WHY DID YOU ASK TO LOOK AT THOSE?!\n\nThe GROSS GHOST BOOBS are TERRIBLE and you TOTALLY HATE THEM!\n\nThey are the most AWFUL THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!\n\nThey are SO AWFUL you want to DIE FOREVER, but you know not if even the SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH could ever LIBERATE your DAMNED SOUL from the UNSPEAKABLE GROSSNESS you have SUBJECTED YOURSELF TO.\n\nYou have been PUNISHED for your HUBRIS.\n\nYou have GAZED INTO THE ABYSS.\n\nThe abyss has GAZED BACK.\n\nThat is TOO SPOOKY FOR ANYBODY EVER.\n\nRETURN TO THE [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]!
You decide to take a look at your hideous INVENTORY thus far. You are currently carrying the following things:\n\nYOURSELF\nYOUR WALLET\nCLEAN UNDERWEAR\nABJECT TERROR\n<<if $CANDLECOVE>>CANDLE COVE<<endif>>\n<<if $FUNNYMOUTH>>FUNNYMOUTH<<endif>>\n<<if $SMILEDOG>>SMILEDOG<<endif>>\n<<if $WEIRDCAT>>A WEIRD CAT<<endif>>\n<<if $GASMASK>>MIKEY'S GAS MASK<<endif>>\n<<if $REDFRUIT>>A WEIRD RED FRUIT<<endif>>\n<<if $SCARYCAMERA>>A SCARY CAMERA<<endif>>\n<<if $REDACTED>>[REDACTED]<<endif>>\n<<if $SLENDERMAN>>SLENDERMAN<<endif>>\n<<if $EVILKNIFE>>AN INCREDIBLY EVIL KNIFE<<endif>>\n<<if $ECTOCOOLER>>VINTAGE ECTO COOLER<<endif>>\n<<if $RADSPEX>>TOTALLY RAD SPEX<<endif>>\n<<if $SQUATMAN>>SQUATMAN<<endif>>\n<<if $EVILKEY>>AN INCREDIBLY EVIL KEY<<endif>>\n<<if $BRA>>A REPUGNANTLY SMELLY BRA<<endif>>\n<<if $PROMOTIONALSNAIL>>OFFICIAL SNAIL FACTORY PROMOTIONAL SNAIL<<endif>>\n<<if $DIRTYPICTURE>>A DIRTY GHOST BOOBS PICTURE<<endif>>\n<<if $EXPUNGED>>[DATA EXPUNGED]<<endif>>\n<<if $ULTRASNAIL>>ULTRASNAIL BLUEPRINTS<<endif>>\n<<if $SNAILS>>LOTS OF LITTLE SNAILS. GROSS!<<endif>>\n<<if $BOATPAINTING>>A PAINTING OF A BOAT<<endif>>\n<<if $RAKE>>THE RAKE<<endif>>\n<<if $BLISTERMAN>>A BLOATED BLISTERMAN<<endif>>\n<<if $IVBAG>>A TWITCHING I.V. BAG<<endif>>\n<<if $NURSE>>A CONVULSING NURSE<<endif>>\n<<if $EVILBABY>>AN INCREDIBLY EVIL BABY<<endif>>\n<<if $EIGHTPAGES>>EIGHT SPOOKY PAGES<<endif>>\n\nRETURN TO THE [[FOYER]]\nRETURN TO THE [[COURTYARD]]\nRETURN TO THE [[GUEST ROOMS]]\nRETURN TO THE [[ENTERTAINMENT ROOM]]\n