|Bogleech.com's Top Coolest Caterpillars
The Lepidoptera - the butterflies and moths - have long been cast as just about the wimpiest bugs on the
block. Besides a couple kaiju to their name, these fuzzy fliers are the insects most frequently associated with
rainbows, dewdrops, posies and unicorns. Most of a Lepidopteran's life, however, is spent as a caterpillar; a
larval stage geared completely towards eating, eating, and more eating. The briefer period spent as a
butterfly or moth is devoted entirely to reproduction - some moths don't even have mouths - and can be
thought of as more of a caterpillar dispersal unit than "adulthood" as we know it. As caterpillars, Lepidoptera
display a whole range of weird forms, and aren't always the peaceful leaf-eaters we've come to expect...
|Sibine stimulea - the "saddle-backed" caterpillar
A member of the "Limacodidae" or "slug caterpillars," these boxy, tank-like caterpillars are heavily protected
in all directions by thin, fragile bristles filled with a noxious venom. At the lightest touch, these vicious quills
break off in the skin and cause intense, burning pain that can persist for days.
|Phobetron pithecium - the "monkey slug" caterpillar
Another "slug" caterpillar worth mentioning is the larval stage of the "hag moth." Though quite harmless,
these are certainly contenders for the world's least caterpillar-like caterpillars, somewhat resembling
flattened, hairy hunks of rotten vegetation or tree bark. Though they lack a sting like some of their cousins,
their gnarled tentacles can break off in a predator's jaws like a lizard's tail.
|Synchlora - the camouflaging inchworms
While many caterpillars resemble leaves, twigs or even bird droppings, certain inchworms in the Synchlorini
tribe use their own silk to weave a custom stealth suit from bits of vegetation and other debris, resembling
some sort of tiny, walking flower garland.
|Stauropus fagi - the "lobster" caterpillar
Another harmless freak, the larval stage of the lobster moth is highly unusual among caterpillars for its long,
thin forelegs. As tiny hatchlings, these strange caterpillars deter predators by flailing and spasming in the
same manner as injured ants, which most other insects prefer not to tangle with. When they grow larger and
more threatening, they can ward off predators just by curling backwards and waving their legs in the air. This
display could be an effort to imitate a venomous spider, or at the very least, not look like a caterpillar.
Imagine a sandwich transforming into a completely unidentifiable soup before your very eyes...are you really
hungry enough to risk it?
|Megalopyge opercularis - the "puss" caterpillar
|You have no idea what I am. Do it. I dare you.
These miniature (penny-sized) walking mullets are most commonly called "puss moths" or "pussy
caterpillars," but also go by the rather ominous "tree asp." The same long hairs that make it look so huggable
unfortunately conceal dozens of spines even more toxic than those of the saddleback. At best, you're lucky
to get off with a couple of oozing hives. At worst, the pain can spread throughout the body causing several
days of headache, nausea and difficulty breathing. With such a potent defense, these toxic tribbles needn't
even spin a protective cocoon, but pupate inside of their own hairy skin.
|Cerura Vinula - the false faced caterpillar
The larva of an entirely different, unrelated "puss moth," this fat, tasty worm looks fairly ordinary at first
glance, but startle one and it just might startle you back. By pulling in its head and rearing up, the caterpillar
shows off a colorful mask that says "I'm scary and I'll probably squirt some kind of acid into your eyeballs if
you don't go away." Formic acid, to be precise, squirted from its dual tail filaments - the same acid that makes
a bee's sting so painful.
|Epiricania malanoleuca - the vam-pillar
The fluffy lump on this planthopper (a true bug) may look like a part of its body - especially since many
planthoppers naturally produce a wool-like protective coating - but this cottony blob is actually a parasitic
caterpillar, sucking the host juices like a plump, woolly leech while younger, smaller caterpillars attack the
hopper's sides. This particular planthopper is a major pest of sugarcane, and these life-sucking moths have
been introduced to many crops as natural pest control.
|Photograph by Darlyne A. Murawski
|Lonomia obliqua - the killer clown
Somebody must have had a cute sense of humor when they chose "Lazy Clown" for this Brazilian caterpillar's
latin name - a lazy clown responsible for several human deaths each year. While only around 2% of stings
from a single Lonomia are fatal, the same can also be said of a rattlesnake's bite, and Lonomia manages this
with less than 0.001% the dosage of venom. Pound for pound, its toxins may be among the animal kingdom's
most powerful, and stings from multiple worms at once are enough to cause massive internal bleeding,
kidney failure and the rupturing of blood cells (hemolysis).
Incidentally, they like to travel in clusters.
|Hemeroplanes - the ultimate snake mimics
There are many insects whose markings help them imitate more formidable creatures, but probably none so
shocking as caterpillars of the genus Hemeroplanes. Look closely at the face of this "snake" and you should
spot the head and legs of a caterpillar hanging upside-down.
|Liphyra - the impenetrable ant-eater
|This bizarre little killing machine bears a striking similarity to the maggots of Microdon flies, sharing both
the sucker-like body shape and appetite for ant larva, but while Microdon uses a pheromone disguise to
avoid detection by the ant nest, Liphyra has simply developed the perfect ant-proof body, with a carapace
too thick, smooth and heavy for ants to get any sort of grip on. Shrugging off hundreds of little jaws, the
caterpillar can leisurely devour an entire ant brood grub by grub, trapping them under its shell-like body and
sucking them right out of their own skins. After pupating in the same impenetrable dome, it emerges as a
butterfly covered in soft, sticky scales that easily come off in the ant's jaws as it flees.
|Phengaris rebeli - the ant infiltrator
Another, more subtle inhabitant of ant nests, rebeli cateprillars mimic the odor of ant larvae, the sounds
produced by ant queens, and even secrete a sugary fluid ants find irresistible. Nurtured and protected by an
ant colony as one of their own, the caterpillar's signals are so strong that it may even receive preferential
treatment over the true queen. In one experiment, queens were found to recognize and attack these
impostors, but were turned upon by workers - their own daughters - who broke up the fight and carried the
caterpillar to safety. The caterpillar will even snack on ant larvae, and workers may deliberately feed it eggs
and young when food sources are low. Imagine a giant, baby-eating worm declaring itself president...and
everybody falls for it. Actually, that might be pretty cool. I'm sure it would have strong environmental policies.
|Photograph by Darlyne A. Murawski
|Hyposmocoma molluscivora - the snail eater
One of the few carnivorous caterpillars and the only known variety to trap its prey with silk, the
Hyposmocoma molluscivora ("mollusk eating") caterpillar is native to the few remaining forests of the
Hawaiian islands, where it was discovered in 2005 by biologist Daniel Rubinoff. Like a bagworm caterpillar,
this half-inch larva carries with it a casing of silk, but employs it more as a hunting tool than for protection.
When it encounters a tiny land snail, it attacks like a sewing machine, binding the prey in place with a series
of silken strands. Wedging the edge of its bag under its victim's shell, it follows the snail inside and feeds at
its leisure. Later, it may even incorporate the empty shell into its own bag, offering further protection against
|Photograph by Darlyne A. Murawski
Geometrid or "inchworm" caterpillars are common throughout the world, but on the Hawaiian islands they
include some of the earliest predatory caterpillars ever discovered. Like most other inchworms, they rely on
their resemblance to a twig or shoot to camouflage themselves, but have modified this tactic from purely
defensive to a form of predatory ambush, behaving like the preying mantis and other stealthy carnivores.
|Perisceptis carnivora - the corpse-wearing bagworm
At last, we come to what may be the darkest caterpillar you'll ever meet, a close relative of the common
leaf-eating bagworm. Like its cousins, carnivora constructs a protective casing out of the remains of its
meals, but instead of dried leaves, bark and pine needles, this portable house is as morbid as you may have
already guessed. Anchoring one end of its bag to the underside of a leaf, it lies in wait for passing insects or
even spiders and springs out like a murderous Jack-in-the-box, its thickly armored head protecting it from the
defenses of its struggling victim. Legs, wings and random hunks of exoskeleton are added to its bag in an
ever-growing collection of grisly trophies, speculated to attract even more insect prey with its decaying