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August Stuff

Lethal Company

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Sept. Stuff!

SKELETONS

SPIDOLLS

MY DAEMON

October!

Halloween articles took a quasi-break this year; I decided to focus a little more on personal projects and fiction writing!

Weird Movie Monsters: Vampire Clay

I love this one so much.

WE HUNT "MONSTERS:" Entry 04

The thing that was almost known as Stinkfinger

WE HUNT "MONSTERS:" Entry 03

This call was about a "worm"...

WE HUNT "MONSTERS:" Entry 02

The series continues with the story of the Hellfern

WE HUNT "MONSTERS:" Entry 01

A couple years ago, I submitted some fiction that was rejected by nosleep for being in the wrong style and format. I've since expanded on it, and I'm beginning to upload it here! Welcome to the first entry in a series!

A Speculative Magic: The Gathering Insect World

One time I made up my own Magic setting where all of the races are bugs. Many years later, I guess I felt like sharing!

FLYDAY THE 13th: ASCODIPTERON!

Is this the most twisted evolutionary course ever taken by a parasitic fly? You be the judge!

NEW REVIEW SERIES: Dragon Quest Monsters!

Joining Pokemon and Digimon as ongoing monster-by-monster reviews until further notice!

Monster Review: DREDGE

A review of aberrant sea creatures from the indie game "Dredge," updated continuously between twitch streams.

LIST FICTION: Observed Antispace Fauna

A collection of entities observed in the enigmatic Antispace.

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Brutal Orchestra

Michaels

Evil West

Ross Stuff

Deathcaps?!

Blasphemous

Darkest Dungeon 2

SKELETONS

Homegoods

THE SKELLYFISH

NEUROIDS

DD2: HUNGRY

Another MOTH

SEWING

Home Depot

Lowe's

Skullmoths

DD2 Fish

Spirit 2023

FUNGER

DD2 Bosses

WAXWORKS

31 FINDS

BOO!

Housemons

Horror Nights

Scarezones

Sweet Home

Chainsaw Man

Pikmin 3 Creatures

Favorite creatures from the third game, happy Pikmin Day!

Majora's Mask bestiary review!

Favorite creatures from the sequel to Ocarina!

Weird Biology: Labouls!

It's a fungus, it's a vampire, it's a gun, and sometimes it's an anti-zombie-apocalypse.

FLYDAY: Glow Worms!

Flyday is back! Sometimes!

PIKMIN CRITTERS II

This is the one that brought us poisonous Pikmin, and even more fun!

PIKMIN CRITTERS 1

Did you know the original Pikmin debuted the same month as this website? And that I claimed I would review Pikmin creatures even back then? Whoops I guess

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME MONSTER REVIEWS

Including a giant parasitic cnidarian, a four-eyed mermaid and whatever "Dead Hand" is.

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: A Link to the Past MONSTER REVIEWS

That's MISTER Vitreous to you, apparently!

ZELDA II: The Adventures of Link MONSTER REVIEWS

Featuring the beloved and world famous LOWDER!

AMPHIBIA Creature Reviews: Part IV

The final part of our overly detailed dive into the Speculative Zoology of this Disney Channel series.

AMPHIBIA Creature Reviews: Part III

This is the part that has Frog Soos in it.

AMPHIBIA Creature Reviews: Part II

There are so many more bugs in this cartoon. There are so many more!

AMPHIBIA Creature Reviews: Part I

The cartoon show that they practically sucked out of my childhood dreams.

The Pirates of Dark Water

The weirdest and wildest creature designs from one of the most epic and original sci-fi fantasy worlds to grace Saturday Mornings.

The Underutilized Characters of Wild 9

A detailed look at the imaginative characters of an equally imaginative game that unfortunately hit some...limits. It would seem.

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FLUSH FORCE

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At Home 22

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EBOOK!

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NOPE

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SHADOW TOWER

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GARBAGE

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VOLFOSS I

NIGHTMARES 2

VOLFOSS II

ILLEGAL

Home Depot

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Little Nightmares

Otherside Picnic

SHINBI I

SCP Toys?!

Audreys!

GODZILLA SP

LN II

TKMaxx Plants

Dimitrescu

Getcha Ghost

ILLEGAL III

Mary Skelter

Apocalypse

TOO MUCH

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Scarlet Nexus I

FMA

2021 Finds

Inflatables

Beneviento

Target

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ILLEGAL TOYS

VINTAGE TOYS

Yokai Magnets

ILLEGAL FINAL

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Nightmares II

Nightmares III

Nightmares IV

Nightmares V

Nightmares VI

Nightmares VII

31 Days of Shinbi's Apartment Ghosts!

We may never fully experience this full-blown paranormal horror 'mons series in my country...but for the spookiest month of the year, we can pretend we did.

Now reviewing NEW 2021 DIGIMON!

Also for sale on the etsy! 30 colorful pages of the weirdest, coolest and most incredible arthropods explained in child-friendly but biologically accurate language!