TINY BOOTLEG SIRENHEAD PRESENTS:
THE FINAL DARK CHAPTER OF TERROR


YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF US DID YOU WELL TURNS OUT YOU WERE WRONG!!!



THIS IS EYE HEAD WHO IS NOT!!!! THE SAME THING AS SIGHT HEAD OR VISION HEAD YOU STUPID IDIOT!!! CANT YOU TELL!!! MORAN!!!!! EYE HEAD LOOKS DIFFERENT AND DOES NOT SEE ALL THE THINGS BUT PERHAPS HE STILL SEES SOME THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT ANYONE TO SEE??? PERHAPS YOU SEE HIM LOOKING AT YOUR SECRETS IN THE WINDOW AND YOU BECOME STARTLED AND YOU'RE LIKE "UGGGH MY SECRETS!!!!" BUT THEN YOU THINK YOU ARE SAFE BECAUSE YOU CANNOT SEE ANY SIRENS ON HIS HEAD AND THEREFORE YOU PRESUME THAT HE IS JUST LIKE SIGHT HEAD AND CANNOT TELL YOUR SECRETS TO ANYBODY ELSE. HOWEVER IF YOU LOOK IN THIS PICTURE INSTEAD OF LOOKING AT HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW YOU WILL NOTICE THERE ARE TWO(2) SIRENS ON HIM! SO NOT ONLY CAN HE TELL YOUR SECRETS BUT HE CAN ACTUALLY TELL YOUR SECRETS TWO(2) TIMES AS MUCH!!! EVERYONE WILL DOUBLE KNOW EVERYTHING YOU DID. YOU FOOL. YOU CATASTROPHICALLY DOOMED CLOWN. YOU INSUFFERABLE TRAIN WRECK.



THIS IS NELSON HE'S ALRIGHT.



I KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING WHICH IS THAT THIS IS THE TINY ILLEGAL VERSION OF MY DEAR FRIEND THE CARTOON CAT HOWEVER THAT IS REALLY QUITE IGNORANT OF YOU AND YOU HAD BETTER CORRECT YOUR MISTAKE BEFORE YOU HURT ANYBODY'S FEELINGS SO YOU BETTER LOOK CLOSELY. CLOSER THAN THAT. NO LIKE GET UP REALLY CLOSE OKAY JUST REALLY GET YOUR HEAD IN THERE AND LOOK FOR WHAT IS DIFFERENT. DID YOU SEE IT???? ARE YOU SURE YOU BETTER LOOK AGAIN AND LONGER. HOLD ON YOU HAVE TO MAKE EXTRA SURE BECAUSE I COULD BE WRONG TOO. KEEP LOOKING AND THEN LET ME KNOW BUDDY I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP HERE!!! AS IF!!!! HA HA HA YOU GROSS CREEP THAT IS CARTOON CAT'S MOM!!! OH MY GOD YOU CREEPY JERK!!! WHY DID YOU STARE AT SOMEONE'S MOM!!!! DESGUSTING!!!! YOU WEIRD JERK!!!!! YOU BIG WEIRD NASTY JERK!!!!!! GUESS WHAT ELSE YOU WEIRD MOIST FREAK!!!???? YEAH THATS RIGHT YOU GUESSED IT!!!! EYE HEAD SAW THE WHOLE THING!!!!!!



THIS IS TWO WEIRD HEADS HEAD. YOU SEE ONE WEIRD HEAD AND YOU BECOME FRIGHTENED SO YOU DECIDE YOU BETTER LOOK AT THE OTHER HEAD INSTEAD...BUT BEHOLD!!! IT IS EXACTLY AS WEIRD AS THE FIRST!!! YOU DECIDE YOU BETTER STOP LOOKING AT THAT HEAD SO YOU STOP GETTING SCARED...BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE OTHER HEAD TO LOOK AT! THE SAME ONE THAT YOU LOOKED AT BEFORE! TO YOUR TERROR YOU FIND THAT IT IS AS WEIRD AS IT WAS WHEN YOU SAW IT EARLIER!! I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU ARE THINKING IN YOUR SIMPLE TINY BRAIN. SURELY THE OTHER HEAD CAN'T STILL BE WEIRD AS WELL?? THAT IS WHAT THEY ALL THINK!!!! NOW YOU CAN SEE THE DIABOLICAL POWER OF TWO WEIRD HEADS HEAD. ALREADY YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO HIS INSIDIOUS WEB. YOU ARE DOOMED TO BE SCARED OF THE TWO WEIRD HEADS FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL YOU DIE OF TERROR OR HE GETS BORED AND LEAVES...DO YOU DARE GAMBLE UPON THAT CHANCE..........



THIS IS BAD ROBOT EVERYTHING. I HAVE JUST A SIREN HEAD (WHICH IS ALL I NEED) AND CHIMNEY HEAD HAS JUST A CHIMNEY HEAD BUT EVERY PART OF BAD ROBOT EVERYTHING IS THE BAD ROBOT KIND OF THAT PART! FOR EXAMPLE LIKE INSTEAD OF A REGULAR FOOT HE HAS A BAD ROBOT FOOT!! THIS IS DASTARDLY INDEED BECAUSE IF YOU ARE SCARED OF BAD ROBOTS INSTEAD OF MONSTERS THEN DEADLY ROBOT EVERYTHING CAN GET YOU!!! BUT GUESS WHAT??? IT IS A DISGUISE. BAD ROBOT EVERYTHING IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER SO IF YOU ARE SCARED OF MONSTERS BUT NOT SCARED OF ROBOTS....TOUGH BREAK SUCKER. THIS IS WHY BAD ROBOT EVERYTHING IS UNDEFEATABLE.



THIS IS ILLEGAL TINY MEGAPHONE HEAD. HE HANGS OUT WITH CHIMNEY HEAD I THINK. INSTEAD OF SIRENS HE HAS ONE BIG MEGAPHONE SO HE CAN NOT ONLY SAY TERRIFYING SPOOKY THINGS BUT HE CAN AIM THEM AT YOU FROM FAR AWAY MAKING SURE THAT YOU GET SCARED BEFORE HE EVEN GETS THERE.



THIS IS SHADOW NELSON HE IS NOT ALRIGHT.



THIS IS CARTOON BUNNY GUY OR WHATEVER WHO CARES I THINK HE GETS YOU BECAUSE YOU THINK THERES A BUNNY GUY OR SOMETHING AND NORMALLY YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF CRAP. SURE WHY NOT. HE IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CARTOON RABBIT WHO IS FRIENDS WITH CARTOON CAT. CARTOON BUNNY ON THE OTHER HAND IS ALWAYS BOTHERING CARTOON CATS MOM AND SHE IS REALLY NOT!!! INTERESTED!!!! SHE DOES NOT NEED A CARTOON BUNNY GUY!!!! SHE IS DOING FINE!!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IF HE REALLY WANTS TO BE SUCH A GROSS CREEPY JERK AT SOMEBODY'S MOM I HEARD HE COULD GO TO YOU FOR SOME EXPERT ADVICE I BET!!!!!!!!



HMMM OKAY I DON'T KNOW. THIS GUY IS PRETTY SPOOKY I THINK. PERHAPS YOU KNOW?! PERHAPS YOU CAN INFORM US. I THINK IF SOMEONE COMES UP WITH AN ANSWER THAT IS ACTUALLY VERY SCARY FOR REAL (preferably less than like a hundred words) AND PEOPLE "UP VOTE" IT BASED ON HOW SCARY IT IS, THE MOST SCARIEST WILL BE PUT UP TO SCARE OTHER HAPLESS FOOLS FOREVER.


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