Bogleech Halloween Archive!
*Pardon the mess while I slowly add 2021 to the archive. This entire website is hand-coded!*
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2022 PART VII
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2022 PART VI
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2022 PART V
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2022 PART IV
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2022 PART III
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2022 PART II
SPOOKY MINECRAFT MONSTERS
RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE MONSTER REVIEW
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2022
MID-WORLD
ILLEGAL FINAL
YOKAI MAGNETS
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2020: FINAL!
Don't miss this one, there's some disturbing stuff here.
Don't miss this one, there's some disturbing stuff here.
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2020: PART III
More nightmares, more guest art!
More nightmares, more guest art!
YAMISHIBAI III
The final stretch!
The final stretch!
MY SINGING MONSTERS
The popular app game has some incredible, and even truly grotesque musicians!
The popular app game has some incredible, and even truly grotesque musicians!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2020: PART II
Now it's time for YOUR nightmares, with a special guest artist!
Now it's time for YOUR nightmares, with a special guest artist!
YAMISHIBAI PART II
Each more absurd than the last!
Each more absurd than the last!
Catching up with Yokai Watch
The franchise continues to put out superb spooks and specters...but for how long?
The franchise continues to put out superb spooks and specters...but for how long?
Lost in Vivo!
Reviewing the best creatures from this indie horror game!
Reviewing the best creatures from this indie horror game!
MONSTER LEGENDS
Incredible creature design treasures await beneath a pile of microtransactions!
Incredible creature design treasures await beneath a pile of microtransactions!
YAMISHIBAI I
Reviewing the yokai gallery of this Japanese horror series!
Reviewing the yokai gallery of this Japanese horror series!
The Weirdest Ben 10 Aliens!
The things this boy puts his skeleton and organs through, I swear.
The things this boy puts his skeleton and organs through, I swear.
CACODEMONS!
In light of the new Doom release, we look back at the evolution of its most iconic foe.
In light of the new Doom release, we look back at the evolution of its most iconic foe.
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2020
Part one: catching up with more of my own weird dreams!
Part one: catching up with more of my own weird dreams!
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
A look at the spooky mutants and yokai from the most under-appreciated and prematurely cancelled of all testudinean media.
A look at the spooky mutants and yokai from the most under-appreciated and prematurely cancelled of all testudinean media.
"Chocolates" The Third
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the chocolates...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the chocolates...
Costume Contest Winners!
Thank you everyone! It was hard to even choose the "best!"
Thank you everyone! It was hard to even choose the "best!"
SKILEVAK Comes Home!
It's been 500 long years...
It's been 500 long years...
Creepy Kaiju I Invented
Recovering some old, scrapped horror concepts of my own.
Recovering some old, scrapped horror concepts of my own.
KIRBY HORRORS
And we genuinely do mean horrors, actually.
And we genuinely do mean horrors, actually.
FRANKENDOLLAR VII
More 100 cent atrocities!
More 100 cent atrocities!
REVISITING THE MINI GHOSTS
My favorite toys as a kid were, technically, only accessories..
My favorite toys as a kid were, technically, only accessories..
DOROHEDORO CHARACTER GUIDE
A spoiler-free introduction to one Manga's most lovable casts.
A spoiler-free introduction to one Manga's most lovable casts.
ELDER SIGN 3
More creatures from the lost app game, Elder Sign
More creatures from the lost app game, Elder Sign
CRAZY BONEZ!
As a matter of fact, yeah, they DO read these!
As a matter of fact, yeah, they DO read these!
FRANKENDOLLAR VI
INSIDIOUS EYEDERS
INSIDIOUS EYEDERS
NINJA BLADE!
Who will win the war of ninjas vs. huge, wet snails with worms?! The answer...actually won't surprise you, I guess. Darn it. Foiled again. Foiled again by ninjas. Again.
Who will win the war of ninjas vs. huge, wet snails with worms?! The answer...actually won't surprise you, I guess. Darn it. Foiled again. Foiled again by ninjas. Again.
FRANKENDOLLAR V
THE EVIL EYEDOLLS
THE EVIL EYEDOLLS
THE CREEPIEST "MONSTER HUNTER" MONSTERS!
Holy cow, I'm finally doing this. Was it worth the wait!?
Holy cow, I'm finally doing this. Was it worth the wait!?
GHOULS OF SEPTEMBER
My favorite Halloween treasures thus far!
My favorite Halloween treasures thus far!
BAROM 1'S ANATOMICAL HORRORS
Body part critters from this little known Tokusatsu series!
Body part critters from this little known Tokusatsu series!
FRANKENDOLLAR IV
I create more abominations from cheap, plastic knick knacks.
I create more abominations from cheap, plastic knick knacks.
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TARGET 2020
Not a long article, but this is some QUALITY stuff.
Not a long article, but this is some QUALITY stuff.
YOMAWARI GHOSTS!
My favorite spirits from the single most haunted setting in video game history.
My favorite spirits from the single most haunted setting in video game history.
WINCO WEIRDOS
The strangest felines you've ever seen...at least in the context of Grocery Store Halloween trinkets.
The strangest felines you've ever seen...at least in the context of Grocery Store Halloween trinkets.
RETURN OF THE LIVING
I wrote a full blown novel!! Surprise!!!
I wrote a full blown novel!! Surprise!!!
ELDER SIGN: PART II
Cutie-patooties galore, including a SKYFISH!
Cutie-patooties galore, including a SKYFISH!
ALICE: MADNESS RETURNS
How much madness does Alice return with? Find out!
How much madness does Alice return with? Find out!
YUME NIKKI
My favorite entities from this beloved classic!
My favorite entities from this beloved classic!
MICHAEL'S 2020
Surprisingly rad stuff this year!
Surprisingly rad stuff this year!
FRANKENDOLLAR I
I show you how to make new monsters out of Dollar Tree stuff!
I show you how to make new monsters out of Dollar Tree stuff!
MY "DREAM" B.O.W's
That stands for "Bio-Organic Weapons" in Resident Evil continuity!
That stands for "Bio-Organic Weapons" in Resident Evil continuity!
SPIRIT HALLOWEEN'S 2020 ANIMATRONICS
A bunch of mechanical creeps and weirdos to brighten up your living room.
A bunch of mechanical creeps and weirdos to brighten up your living room.
AMERICAN MCGEE'S ALICE
Reviewing gothic whatsits from this PC classic!
Reviewing gothic whatsits from this PC classic!
RESIDENT EVIL III: NEMESIS REMAKE
Surprisingly decent facelifts to some classic critters!
Surprisingly decent facelifts to some classic critters!
PETSMART AND PETCO 2020
NEON ZOMBIE CRAB.
NEON ZOMBIE CRAB.
CORONAVIRUS HALLOWEEN MASKS
Yeah, guess we're doing this, huh?
Yeah, guess we're doing this, huh?
Under-Utilized Halloween Critters
Some of my favorite monster tropes that feel curiously missing from Halloween...
Some of my favorite monster tropes that feel curiously missing from Halloween...
ELDER SIGN Monsters, part one!
...But not THAT Elder Sign.
...But not THAT Elder Sign.
RESIDENT EVIL II: REMAKE MONSTERS
The good, the bad, the more bad.
The good, the bad, the more bad.
REVIEWING "CFX" HALLOWEEN MASKS
Some of the priciest - but most beautiful! - Halloween masks money can possibly buy.
Some of the priciest - but most beautiful! - Halloween masks money can possibly buy.
SPOOKIEST Animal Crossing Villagers
It's not a particularly spooky game...but we can try!
It's not a particularly spooky game...but we can try!
STAY HOME!!!!!!!
For kids and the kid-minded, here's a quick idea for having a fun, creepy Halloween without leaving the house.
For kids and the kid-minded, here's a quick idea for having a fun, creepy Halloween without leaving the house.
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE V
Guest art by Skincoats!
Guest art by Skincoats!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE IV
More drawn by myself!
More drawn by myself!
THE LINDA CUBE ZOO
Linda Cube critters in alphabetical order!
Linda Cube critters in alphabetical order!
Oriental Trading Company
2019's most interesting Halloween goodies from this online wholesale store!
2019's most interesting Halloween goodies from this online wholesale store!
DON'T STARVE
My favorite creatures!
My favorite creatures!
SOMA
A review of this game's monsters and in-depth opinions on its story!
A review of this game's monsters and in-depth opinions on its story!
MISCELLANY III
My Webcomic accidentally became a balloon.
My Webcomic accidentally became a balloon.
LINDA CUBE I
What the HELL is this game about.
What the HELL is this game about.
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE III
Guest art by Fallingfeather!
Guest art by Fallingfeather!
MISCELLANY III
My Webcomic accidentally became a balloon.
My Webcomic accidentally became a balloon.
More Favorite Trevor Henderson Monsters!
PALS AND BUDDIES!
PALS AND BUDDIES!
THE "TREMORS" UNIVERSE
Graboids and more from across "Tremors" media!
Graboids and more from across "Tremors" media!
GREMLINS
Thoughts on every "Gremlins II" weirdo!
Thoughts on every "Gremlins II" weirdo!
MYTHOS CRITTERS
Some favorites as they appear in the Call of Cthulhu RPG.
Some favorites as they appear in the Call of Cthulhu RPG.
UNIVERSAL MONSTERS
My thoughts on the likes of Dracula, Wolfman and the Metaluna Mutant!
My thoughts on the likes of Dracula, Wolfman and the Metaluna Mutant!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE II
I illustrate some of your creepiest dream-beings!
I illustrate some of your creepiest dream-beings!
The original PUPPET MASTER Puppets!
From Blade to the Leech Woman!
From Blade to the Leech Woman!
HORROR VILLAINS
I finally review the likes of Freddy, Jason, Chucky and the like.
I finally review the likes of Freddy, Jason, Chucky and the like.
THE THING
Reviewing the forms taken by a famous movie monster!
Reviewing the forms taken by a famous movie monster!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2019
A freaky dream of my own, and dozens of reader dreams in the comments!
A freaky dream of my own, and dozens of reader dreams in the comments!
SPOOKY DOOR TRICK-OR-TREAT QUEST SPOILER GUIDE
All door locations!
All door locations!
VIDEO REVIEW: ABADOX!
A long, extensive video review of Abadox's enemies and bosses!
A long, extensive video review of Abadox's enemies and bosses!
THE GEGEBOMAJUU IN PERSON
An in-hand review!
An in-hand review!
SPOOKY DOOR TRICK-OR-TREAT QUEST III!
The third and final round!
The third and final round!
HOLLOW KNIGHT Creature Review!
Some of my favorites!
Some of my favorites!
GHOSTBUSTERS 2016 - Unused Ghosts
A bittersweet creature review...
A bittersweet creature review...
THINGZ Toy Review
A little known line of small, spooky critters!
A little known line of small, spooky critters!
CLINIC Animated Short Review
Hospital horror!
Hospital horror!
SPOOKY DOOR TRICK-OR-TREAT QUEST II!
The second round!
The second round!
BERSERK PART III
Our final look at the demon horde of The Eclipse...
Our final look at the demon horde of The Eclipse...
My Crappy Monsters From 19 Years Ago
I made a bunch of deliberately "bad" monsters once to entertain an even more bad webforum. You've been warned.
I made a bunch of deliberately "bad" monsters once to entertain an even more bad webforum. You've been warned.
EXILE ZONE Player Monster Reviews!
The PLAYABLE creatures from a long-lost gaming magazine RPG adventure! Playable creatures with names like "Grubskin" and "Winged Slurry!"
The PLAYABLE creatures from a long-lost gaming magazine RPG adventure! Playable creatures with names like "Grubskin" and "Winged Slurry!"
CREEPYPASTA COSTUME INVASION
You could always buy a rake at Wal-Mart. Only now can you buy THE Rake at Wal-Mart.
You could always buy a rake at Wal-Mart. Only now can you buy THE Rake at Wal-Mart.
BOGLEECH.COM'S SPOOKY DOOR TRICK-OR-TREAT QUEST
Round one! Find all eight secret monsters around the site!
Round one! Find all eight secret monsters around the site!
GOODWILL FINDS 2019
A round-up of this year's second-hand weirdos!
A round-up of this year's second-hand weirdos!
YO-KAI WATCH 4'S BEST NEW YO-KAI
Oh my god...oh my god...he's perfect...
Oh my god...oh my god...he's perfect...
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: MUMMIES
Just what are they, really?
Just what are they, really?
FUNNY FIENDS!
2019's brand new "Ugly Stickers!"
2019's brand new "Ugly Stickers!"
BERSERK PART II
Demons of The Eclipse.
Demons of The Eclipse.
DEVIL MAY CRY IV
GUN DOGS.
GUN DOGS.
OSCAR I-ROT FINALLY COMES HOME
Can you believe there's a cheap, rubber toy that I technically waited thirty years to own??
Can you believe there's a cheap, rubber toy that I technically waited thirty years to own??
DOLLAR TREE 2019
It's time to spend another thirteen bucks and see what we can get!
It's time to spend another thirteen bucks and see what we can get!
BERSERK'S ORIGINAL DEMON HORDE
The terrible beasties of Femto's birth!
The terrible beasties of Femto's birth!
SWAMP THING TOYS
Including the SECRET ORIGINS of this very website! Well, it's name anyway.
Including the SECRET ORIGINS of this very website! Well, it's name anyway.
MORE MISCELLANY
Spooky ghoulies!
Spooky ghoulies!
THAT TIME JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING WAS AN ANIME CHARACTER
...And not an antagonist, either.
...And not an antagonist, either.
MORE TARGET STUFF
Including the spookiest decoration of them all: irrational social awkwardness.
Including the spookiest decoration of them all: irrational social awkwardness.
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: EYEBELLS
What's up with eyeball doorbells?!
What's up with eyeball doorbells?!
WAL MART 2019
Killin' it again this year! Screw Wal Mart though!
Killin' it again this year! Screw Wal Mart though!
LITTLE DRACULA
A cartoon and figure review!
A cartoon and figure review!
FRED MEYER HALLOWEEN 2019
GOOD quality stuff here! Holy moly! Like DANG! SO MANY DEAD FROGS!
GOOD quality stuff here! Holy moly! Like DANG! SO MANY DEAD FROGS!
UNDERAPPRECIATED SPOOKY ANIMALS
A remake of one of my classic posts, expanded!
A remake of one of my classic posts, expanded!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: SKELEPHONES
So what's the deal with skeleton telephones?!
So what's the deal with skeleton telephones?!
"BARF BUDDIES" TOY REVIEW
The latest from Crate Creatures!
The latest from Crate Creatures!
SCOOBY DOO ON ZOMBIE ISLAND
Arook rack at a rassic! look back at a classic!
A
MICHAEL'S 2019
This year, I waited until ALL their stuff was up!
This year, I waited until ALL their stuff was up!
IT CHAPTER TWO
Using stock art again! I didn't like this one as much!!!
Using stock art again! I didn't like this one as much!!!
SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK
A spoiler-free movie review, monster by monster!
A spoiler-free movie review, monster by monster!
BETHANY LOWE'S LATEST
Stuff you can't afford again!
Stuff you can't afford again!
DEVIL MAY CRY V: BOSSES!
Stop it!!! Stop being mean to him!!!!!!
Stop it!!! Stop being mean to him!!!!!!
GEGEGE NO KITARO
The 2018-2019 series may be....the best ever?!
The 2018-2019 series may be....the best ever?!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: CANDLEGASTS OR "CORPSE CANDLES"
It's about time we talk about spooky candle critters.
It's about time we talk about spooky candle critters.
TK MAXX CARNIVOROUS PLANT SCULPTURES
The U.K. is holding out on us!
The U.K. is holding out on us!
DORORO DEMONS
One of the most radical animes you might ever hear about in your life.
One of the most radical animes you might ever hear about in your life.
PETCO 2019
The year's best Petco Halloweenery!
The year's best Petco Halloweenery!
REBEL ANGELS
A creature review of a classical painting!
A creature review of a classical painting!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: PEEPERS
Eyeball flowers get their time in the spotlight!
Eyeball flowers get their time in the spotlight!
TARGET'S 2019 GHOULISH GARDEN
Meet Audrey II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX........
Meet Audrey II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX........
CRAZY BONEZ LISTENS AND CARES
Is any of this my fault!? Well, YOU'RE WELCOME.
Is any of this my fault!? Well, YOU'RE WELCOME.
2019'S PRE-HALLOWEEN FINDS!
Catching up with things I found BEFORE August!
Catching up with things I found BEFORE August!
THE GEGEBOMAJUU
Bizarre, grotesque Japanese toys answer an ancient, obscure video game mystery!
Bizarre, grotesque Japanese toys answer an ancient, obscure video game mystery!
HALFWAY TO HALLOWEEN: WELCOME TO OUR DIMENSION PARTY
An interview with the foster guardian of some beautiful, friendly visitors!
An interview with the foster guardian of some beautiful, friendly visitors!
HALFWAY TO HALLOWEEN: PAXTON GATE!
I review some actual, real dead stuff! And it's all for sale in Portland, Oregon!
I review some actual, real dead stuff! And it's all for sale in Portland, Oregon!
FINAL MISCELLANY
A bunch of extra little Halloweeny doo-dads from this season!
A bunch of extra little Halloweeny doo-dads from this season!
BAYONETTA ANGELS
Significantly scarier!
Significantly scarier!
BAYONETTA DEMONS
Reviewing my favorites!
Reviewing my favorites!
DARKSIDERS 3
A review of this goofy game's Seven Deadly Sin bosses!
A review of this goofy game's Seven Deadly Sin bosses!
TWO CRUDDY LITTLE TOY LINES
Trash Pack wannabes!
Trash Pack wannabes!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2018 - PART X
More of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
More of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
HALLOWEEN IS GRINCH NIGHT
MI-CHIN-PI PAHA-RA!
MI-CHIN-PI PAHA-RA!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2018 - PART IX
More of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
More of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
MORE "FOUND FOOTAGE" MONSTERS
By Trevor Henderson!
By Trevor Henderson!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2018 - PART VIII
More of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
More of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2018 - PART VII
Five more of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
Five more of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
MARIO HORRORS: THE VILLAINS
A look at the major bad guys of core Mario games!
A look at the major bad guys of core Mario games!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2018 - PART VI
Five more of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
Five more of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
THE EVIL WITHIN II
I had mixed feelings about the first game's bestiary, but the second really kicks it up a notch!
I had mixed feelings about the first game's bestiary, but the second really kicks it up a notch!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2018 - PART V
Five more of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
Five more of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
FALLOUT 76
There's a lot people say this game did poorly...but the creatures aren't one of them.
There's a lot people say this game did poorly...but the creatures aren't one of them.
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY 2018 - SNOWMEN
Well why aren't they considered "monsters?!"
Well why aren't they considered "monsters?!"
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2018 - PART IV
Five more of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
Five more of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2018 - PART III
Five more of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
Five more of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY 2018 - WITCHES
A long-winded re-exploration of a classic!
A long-winded re-exploration of a classic!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2018 - PART II
Five more of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
Five more of your nightmares, with a special guest artist!
THE EVIL WITHIN
Having finished the entire Resident Evil series, we look at the monsters from its spiritual younger cousin.
Having finished the entire Resident Evil series, we look at the monsters from its spiritual younger cousin.
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2018
The start of this year's horrifying dream bestiary, illustrated by myself!
The start of this year's horrifying dream bestiary, illustrated by myself!
TREVOR HENDERSON'S MONSTERS
A review of one amazing artist's "found footage" horrors!
A review of one amazing artist's "found footage" horrors!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: MAD SCIENTISTS
Exploring unhinged academics as a monster type!
Exploring unhinged academics as a monster type!
THE BUGABOG
A dumb little creative exercise I thought I would share on my main site for the first time ever.
A dumb little creative exercise I thought I would share on my main site for the first time ever.
RESIDENT EVIL 7
A true return to horror!? ALMOST AGAIN!
A true return to horror!? ALMOST AGAIN!
AFTER ARMAGEDDON: ENEMIES
The very last Armageddon post, ever!
The very last Armageddon post, ever!
RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS 2
A true return to horror!? ALMOST!
A true return to horror!? ALMOST!
MORE YO-KAI WATCH: SHADOWSIDE YO-KAI
This series just keeps churning out the precious babies!
This series just keeps churning out the precious babies!
RESIDENT EVIL 6
Holy damn this one has got a LOT of monsters...and almost all of them are good!
Holy damn this one has got a LOT of monsters...and almost all of them are good!
HALLOWEEN MISCELLANY II
It's been a dry year...but not BOOONE dry! Mwah, hah hah! Skeletons!!!
It's been a dry year...but not BOOONE dry! Mwah, hah hah! Skeletons!!!
AFTER ARMAGEDDON: THE SLIME
Leave him alone!! He's TRYING!!!
Leave him alone!! He's TRYING!!!
RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS
BARNACLES!!!!!!!!!!!
BARNACLES!!!!!!!!!!!
THE BEST MONSTERS FROM "DRAW 101 MONSTERS"
A series of interesting freaks and weirdies from a pretty great kid's book!
A series of interesting freaks and weirdies from a pretty great kid's book!
MARIO HORRORS: THE ANOMALIES
Just what the hell IS a Shy Guy?!
Just what the hell IS a Shy Guy?!
RESIDENT EVIL 5
This one...wasn't great.
This one...wasn't great.
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: GARGOYLES
An under-appreciated holiday mascot!
An under-appreciated holiday mascot!
31 FAVORITE KINGDOM HEARTS ENEMIES
Thank god Goofy's here to save us!
Thank god Goofy's here to save us!
REVIEWING THE DARKSTALKERS
I pretty much love all of these clowns!
I pretty much love all of these clowns!
RESIDENT EVIL: DARKSIDE CHRONICLES
Including the Good Mom!
Including the Good Mom!
RESIDENT EVIL 4
Parasitology meets survival horror!
Parasitology meets survival horror!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: BUGBEARS
Revisiting a classic!
Revisiting a classic!
MARIO HORRORS: FREAKS OF NATURE
Biological terrors of the Marioverse!
Biological terrors of the Marioverse!
INFLATABLE HALLOWEEN
SpooOoOOOOOooky Balloons!
SpooOoOOOOOooky Balloons!
THE EVIL HORDE
Find out why you will want to marry almost each and every one of these losers...but you're gonna have to fight me for it.
Find out why you will want to marry almost each and every one of these losers...but you're gonna have to fight me for it.
RESIDENT EVIL: OUTBREAK
FLEEEEAS!
FLEEEEAS!
ARCH OBELER STORIES
The original horror "podcast!"
The original horror "podcast!"
RESIDENT EVIL: DEAD AIM
Just a few cool monsters, but REAL cool monsters!
Just a few cool monsters, but REAL cool monsters!
AFTER ARMAGEDDON: SUCCUBUS FORMS
Looks like it's ladies night!
Looks like it's ladies night!
MISCELLANY 2018
More weirdos discovered in our holiday hunts!
More weirdos discovered in our holiday hunts!
RESIDENT EVIL ZERO
Some incredible new stuff packed into this one!
Some incredible new stuff packed into this one!
MARIO HORRORS: THE UNDEAD
Boos and Dry Bones and more!
Boos and Dry Bones and more!
THE PALMWINE DRINKARD
Read an utterly amazing novel and learn about just four of its weirdest characters!
Read an utterly amazing novel and learn about just four of its weirdest characters!
TARGET 2018
Their best year ever...AGAIN!!
Their best year ever...AGAIN!!
RESIDENT EVIL: CODE VERONICA
JUICY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUICY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NURGLE'S LATEST
What's Grandpa been up to since our last review of Nurgle stuff?! Find out!
What's Grandpa been up to since our last review of Nurgle stuff?! Find out!
DOLLAR TREE 2018
ThIrTeEn DoLlArS!!
ThIrTeEn DoLlArS!!
AFTER ARMAGEDDON: EFREET FORMS
You won't believe what this guy can be when he really applies himself!
You won't believe what this guy can be when he really applies himself!
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
BRAINSUCKERS!!!!
BRAINSUCKERS!!!!
Yo-Kai Watch: 3.5 Gen Yo-Kai
An awful lot of Yo-kai have come out between our review of the third generation and the upcoming Shadowside games. Damn good ones, too!
An awful lot of Yo-kai have come out between our review of the third generation and the upcoming Shadowside games. Damn good ones, too!
Gordman's 2018
They NEVER Disappoint.
They NEVER Disappoint.
A Voice in the Night and "Matango!"
Read a great horror classic and watch the film it inspired!
Read a great horror classic and watch the film it inspired!
AT HOME
The coolest 2018 items from the "At Home" Retail Chain, including a pumpkin spider skeleton witch!
The coolest 2018 items from the "At Home" Retail Chain, including a pumpkin spider skeleton witch!
RESIDENT EVIL 2
Featuring several more precious babies!
Featuring several more precious babies!
AFTER ARMAGEDDON: GOLEM FORMS
STONE COLD HAIR!
STONE COLD HAIR!
PARTY CITY 2018
"Faceless" Nurse, "Slim Man" and more of your favorite, classic icons!
"Faceless" Nurse, "Slim Man" and more of your favorite, classic icons!
PETSMART
Toxic Octopus and friends!
Toxic Octopus and friends!
YO KAI WATCH: SHADOWSIDE
A review of over a dozen new Yo-kai and my mixed feelings on the new anime!
A review of over a dozen new Yo-kai and my mixed feelings on the new anime!
RESIDENT EVIL MONSTERS
Exploring the monsters of the very first Resident Evil game!
Exploring the monsters of the very first Resident Evil game!
BIG LOTS
All of the skeletons!
All of the skeletons!
THE LOST SILENT HILL MONSTERS
CHICKENS!
CHICKENS!
AFTER ARMAGEDDON: DRAGON FORMS
Sometimes, a dragon is a walrus. Or a bug. Or sort of like...a meat shape.
Sometimes, a dragon is a walrus. Or a bug. Or sort of like...a meat shape.
APP GAME REVIEW: WE HAPPY RESTAURANT
The only game thus far in which you can serve hamburgers to plague doctors.
The only game thus far in which you can serve hamburgers to plague doctors.
MICHAEL'S 2018
Their gothliest year ever!
Their gothliest year ever!
MOMO AND THE GRUDGE GIRLS
Meet a menagerie of ghoulish ladies from Japan!
Meet a menagerie of ghoulish ladies from Japan!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2017: PART VI
The freaky finale!
The freaky finale!
MANGA REVIEW: KITARO AND THE BLOOD BATTLE
Too many vampires!
Too many vampires!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2017: PART V
With guest art by Biomechanicalmush!
With guest art by Biomechanicalmush!
MANGA REVIEW: KITARO VS. AKANAME
The first of three Kitaro stories we're bringing you!
The first of three Kitaro stories we're bringing you!
THE MONONOKE DANCE
Weird, obscene youkai tearing it up at the hottest rave in Japan!
Weird, obscene youkai tearing it up at the hottest rave in Japan!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2017: PART IV
With guest art by Disembodiedbutts!
With guest art by Disembodiedbutts!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2017: PART III
With guest art by Skincoats!
With guest art by Skincoats!
GEGEGE NO KITARO
A full, proper introduction to this important series.
A full, proper introduction to this important series.
A SURPRISE BOX FROM JAPAN
Includes one of the best horror story formats I have ever experienced. EVER!
Includes one of the best horror story formats I have ever experienced. EVER!
SIX HALLOWEEN ITEMS I ONLY DREAMT EXISTED
THE ONES THAT GOT AWAY!!!
THE ONES THAT GOT AWAY!!!
NIGHTMARE MENAGERIE 2017: PART II
Five of my favorites from your weird dreams!
Five of my favorites from your weird dreams!
A LOOK BACK AT "THE HOLDERS"
A classic creepypasta series...but how much of it still "works?"
A classic creepypasta series...but how much of it still "works?"
NIGHTMARE BEINGS: YEAR FOUR!
Now with a new name and banner! It's the Nightmare MENAGERIE!
Now with a new name and banner! It's the Nightmare MENAGERIE!
HALLOWEEN CONTINUES: BENDY!
A journey through the monsters thus far from Bendy and the Ink Machine.
A journey through the monsters thus far from Bendy and the Ink Machine.
HALLOWEEN CONTINUES: CUPHEAD!
The year's most requested monster review.
The year's most requested monster review.
HALLOWEEN CONTINUES: More Spooks!
Learn what a Twisterl Sistep is and other Halloween season stragglers.
Learn what a Twisterl Sistep is and other Halloween season stragglers.
CLASSIC CRYPTIDS: NESSIE
I didn't plan on this to be the Halloween day post...but...I guess it's kind of right for it.
I didn't plan on this to be the Halloween day post...but...I guess it's kind of right for it.
Portland's FRIGHT TOWN!
Giant, mutant clowns, ghoulish cyborgs, freaky taxidermy and eyeball creatures abound in the best Halloween haunt I have absolutely ever witnessed. EVER.
Giant, mutant clowns, ghoulish cyborgs, freaky taxidermy and eyeball creatures abound in the best Halloween haunt I have absolutely ever witnessed. EVER.
Enjoy Halloween Kawaii!
From tiny chocolate bars to whatever a "crazy baby rooom" is, this turned out to be a bit of a journey!
From tiny chocolate bars to whatever a "crazy baby rooom" is, this turned out to be a bit of a journey!
IT 2017
Everything I liked and everything I didn't!
Everything I liked and everything I didn't!
31 More Things at Ghoul Gallery!
One year later!
One year later!
DARKEST DUNGEON PART II
BUGS!!!!
BUGS!!!!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: SKLIDERS
The truth behind skeletons that are also spiders!
The truth behind skeletons that are also spiders!
OUR TRIP TO "HALLOWEENTOWN!"
The town of Saint Helens apparently likes to cosplay!
The town of Saint Helens apparently likes to cosplay!
ASSORTED 2017 SPOOKS II!
A vampire made of wooden blocks, a flatulent skull and other horrors await that await the unsuspecting!
A vampire made of wooden blocks, a flatulent skull and other horrors await that await the unsuspecting!
SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI DEMONS PART VI!
The ugliest weenie!
The ugliest weenie!
CLASSIC CRYPTIDS: THE FLATWOODS MONSTER
She doesn't look like that!!!
She doesn't look like that!!!
TROUTDALE GENERAL STORE
A few cute spookulers at a hidden local gem.
A few cute spookulers at a hidden local gem.
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: JUNKINS
It's pumpkins with junk faces! Duh!
It's pumpkins with junk faces! Duh!
WAL MART 2017
The worst Frankenstein's Monster you've ever seen, schrodinger's sloth and more!
The worst Frankenstein's Monster you've ever seen, schrodinger's sloth and more!
A PREVIEW OF "PLACID KNOLL"
I'm working on a game thing!
I'm working on a game thing!
DARKEST DUNGEON PART I
I review everything up to the Heart of Darkness...stay tuned for the Crimson Court!
I review everything up to the Heart of Darkness...stay tuned for the Crimson Court!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: SUGAR FIENDS
It's back!
It's back!
ONE DOLLAR SOLAR SCENES
Featuring a real actual bone! SPOOOOOOKY!
Featuring a real actual bone! SPOOOOOOKY!
KINGDOM DEATH: MONSTER
There's a monster in this game with homing fart bubbles.
There's a monster in this game with homing fart bubbles.
BARKSHOP
You bastards! You utter fiends!
You bastards! You utter fiends!
WAL MART'S FANCY BARGAIN DVD's!
19 gorgeous covers and 19 films mini-reviewed!
19 gorgeous covers and 19 films mini-reviewed!
SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI DEMONS PART V!
This time with tanuki dinglers and insect demon jubblies!
This time with tanuki dinglers and insect demon jubblies!
ASSORTED SPOOKS!
Featuring the Rhino Dragon and the ghost that wouldn't chill the hell out.
Featuring the Rhino Dragon and the ghost that wouldn't chill the hell out.
IT!
Reviewing the original book entirely from flawed memory with stock graphics.
Reviewing the original book entirely from flawed memory with stock graphics.
YU-Gi-OH ZOMBIES!
From Pumpking to Pumprincess!
From Pumpking to Pumprincess!
VAMPIRE HUNTER D!
I finally review the sweet, precious, innocent, perfect babies throughout this classic anime.
I finally review the sweet, precious, innocent, perfect babies throughout this classic anime.
CRYPTID REVIEWS: FLYING RODS!
Short lived in the world of the "unexplained," but a cool idea forever!
Short lived in the world of the "unexplained," but a cool idea forever!
MEGAMI TENSEI DEMONS PART IV:
More demons, gods, youkai and whatsits, sometimes not entirely work-safe!
More demons, gods, youkai and whatsits, sometimes not entirely work-safe!
TARGET 2017:
Is this its best year ever???
Is this its best year ever???
CRYPTID REVIEWS: THE JERSEY DEVIL
A more personal one than usual!
A more personal one than usual!
DARK YO-KAI WATCH:
Yo-Kai Watch pretends to return to grittier, grislier roots that didn't actually happen.
Yo-Kai Watch pretends to return to grittier, grislier roots that didn't actually happen.
HIDESHI HINO TOYS:
Mortasheen's real parents and an introduction to a horror manga legend.
Mortasheen's real parents and an introduction to a horror manga legend.
THIRTEEN DOLLARS AT DOLLAR TREE:
2017 edition!
2017 edition!
MEGAMI TENSEI DEMONS PART III:
Featuring some boobers and a dongus! Again!
Featuring some boobers and a dongus! Again!
FIVE GOODWILL WITCHES:
Who in the world ever gave these up!?
Who in the world ever gave these up!?
CLASSIC CRYPTIDS: THE CHUPACABRA:
A quick look at the goatsucker!
A quick look at the goatsucker!
TWO SPOOKY TOILETS:
Well, go on, read about my two spooky toilets.
Well, go on, read about my two spooky toilets.
SPOOKY HOUSE OF HORROR:
Exploring the be-all end-all spooky children's book.
Exploring the be-all end-all spooky children's book.
PETCO AND PETSMART:
The cutest-ever betta death traps, and more!
The cutest-ever betta death traps, and more!
BIG LOTS:
Oh my god look at some of this stuff from Big Lots.
Oh my god look at some of this stuff from Big Lots.
MEGAMI TENSEI DEMONS PART II:
Come for the weiners and butts, stay for the fact that they're also giant bugs.
Come for the weiners and butts, stay for the fact that they're also giant bugs.
Ghoulish Productions
Some of the best stuff from one of the internet's lead Halloween mask makers!
Some of the best stuff from one of the internet's lead Halloween mask makers!
Home Depot 2017
Extravagantly large skeletons and everyone's favorite creepypasta star, Skinny Chap.
Extravagantly large skeletons and everyone's favorite creepypasta star, Skinny Chap.
Classic Cryptid Reviews: Mothman
Him and his Rube Goldberg traps.
Him and his Rube Goldberg traps.
Dead Space Necromorphs:
Turns out there's lots of men in the moon.
Turns out there's lots of men in the moon.
2017 MADBALLS:
Back again with new designs, new friends and a fresh new style!
Back again with new designs, new friends and a fresh new style!
MEGAMI TENSEI DEMONS PART I:
We're gonna do a lot of these.
We're gonna do a lot of these.
PUTRID POWER:
The Trash Pack goes "Ninja Turtles" with a series of literal garbage men.
The Trash Pack goes "Ninja Turtles" with a series of literal garbage men.
MICHAEL'S 2017:
The most references to mayonnaise (2) ever in a site Halloween article.
The most references to mayonnaise (2) ever in a site Halloween article.
WHY LEECHES ARE GREAT PETS:
Reasons 1-100: "They Are."
Reasons 1-100: "They Are."
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART VIII
The Bump People and others illustrated by Badslime!
The Bump People and others illustrated by Badslime!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART VII
SEND IT, BRO!
SEND IT, BRO!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART VI
Tithe, Banker of Death and other dream entities drawn by Omny87!
Tithe, Banker of Death and other dream entities drawn by Omny87!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART V
A "sea pig" that isn't a sea pig, a sasquatch that isn't (or is it?) a sasquatch, and more with guest artist Cstalli!
A "sea pig" that isn't a sea pig, a sasquatch that isn't (or is it?) a sasquatch, and more with guest artist Cstalli!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART IV
Mr. Oogle, the Soot Man and more with guest artist Biomechanicalmush!
Mr. Oogle, the Soot Man and more with guest artist Biomechanicalmush!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART III
The Fly Man, the Skull Worm and more with guest artist September-xyzx!
The Fly Man, the Skull Worm and more with guest artist September-xyzx!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART II
Embryo centipedes, parasitic flowers and others with guest artist Skincoats!
Embryo centipedes, parasitic flowers and others with guest artist Skincoats!
THIRTEEN FINAL SPOOKS
One last batch of my favorite Halloween toys, decorations and trinkets from 2016. Featuring a witch that's also a doughnut! A DOUGHNUT!
One last batch of my favorite Halloween toys, decorations and trinkets from 2016. Featuring a witch that's also a doughnut! A DOUGHNUT!
THIRTEEN SPOOKIEST NEW SUN/MOON POKEMON
Spoilers! Ultrabeasts! Alola forms!
Spoilers! Ultrabeasts! Alola forms!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS: YEAR THREE
Share your creepiest dream entities!
Share your creepiest dream entities!
THE CREEPIEST NEW POKEDEX ENTRIES
Our first-ever Pokemon Sun/Moon coverage!
Our first-ever Pokemon Sun/Moon coverage!
2016 HALLOWEEN CARTOONS
Every kid's cartoon to have a Halloween-centric episode in 2016...ranked and reviewed!
Every kid's cartoon to have a Halloween-centric episode in 2016...ranked and reviewed!
OREGON CITY'S GHOUL GALLERY
31 favorite items from what may be the Halloweenest store on Earth.
31 favorite items from what may be the Halloweenest store on Earth.
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE MOON MAN
A forgotten Halloween classic.
A forgotten Halloween classic.
YO-KAI WATCH III!
Meet "American" Yo-Kai like a loud hamburger and angry bacon!
Meet "American" Yo-Kai like a loud hamburger and angry bacon!
REAL GHOSTBUSTERS TOYS
Sludge Bucket, Brain Blaster, Nasty Neck, Boo-Zooka and more plastic freaks!
Sludge Bucket, Brain Blaster, Nasty Neck, Boo-Zooka and more plastic freaks!
YO-KAI WATCH II!
31 spooky weirdos from a vampire remote control to a feces-eating teddy bear! Don't tell me that doesn't sound like a good time! You're lying!
31 spooky weirdos from a vampire remote control to a feces-eating teddy bear! Don't tell me that doesn't sound like a good time! You're lying!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE CATERWAUL
A bad kitty!
A bad kitty!
ZOMLINGS!
A short but sweet review of tiny, rubber ghouls!
A short but sweet review of tiny, rubber ghouls!
GOODWILL FINDS
Fall in love with a burnt skull in a bowl.
Fall in love with a burnt skull in a bowl.
DARK SOULS III
My favorite monsters!
My favorite monsters!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: HEEBIE JEEBIES
When is a spider not a spider?
When is a spider not a spider?
31 YO-KAI WATCH YO-KAI
Revisiting this series with a fresh look at monsters from only the first game, to be followed by a whole list for the second and finally third title!
Revisiting this series with a fresh look at monsters from only the first game, to be followed by a whole list for the second and finally third title!
MIDNIGHT HORROR SCHOOL
A bunch of dead garbage goes to school to learn from televisions that are bones
A bunch of dead garbage goes to school to learn from televisions that are bones
THE PECULIARIUM
My thirteen favorite things from a real-life "Mystery Shack!"
My thirteen favorite things from a real-life "Mystery Shack!"
MISCELLANY III
Why, Boogie Bear, why were you taken from us?!
Why, Boogie Bear, why were you taken from us?!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE STRIXOID
When it's almost, but not quite an owl
When it's almost, but not quite an owl
WEIRDMAGEDDON
Reviewing all the monsters from the Gravity Falls finale!
Reviewing all the monsters from the Gravity Falls finale!
THE YELLOW WALLPAPER
Hosting another of my favorite public-domain spooktales...and a culturally important one!
Hosting another of my favorite public-domain spooktales...and a culturally important one!
EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS GHOSTS III
The final countdown!
The final countdown!
THIRTEEN SPOOKY APPMON!
Digimon is up to something brand new this October!
Digimon is up to something brand new this October!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE POCUS
What's up with cauldrons having feet??
What's up with cauldrons having feet??
LIPPMAN CO.
Scary window art, inspirational drawings and wrong dinosaurs who refuse to stand up!
Scary window art, inspirational drawings and wrong dinosaurs who refuse to stand up!
THIRTEEN MORE 2016 SPOOKS
We've got some real goodies in this one! At least come on in for the TIME SKELETONS!
We've got some real goodies in this one! At least come on in for the TIME SKELETONS!
MORBID ENTERPRISES
Hey, kid, wanna be a giant hand???
Hey, kid, wanna be a giant hand???
FRED MEYER
My first Halloween review from my new home state of Oregon!
My first Halloween review from my new home state of Oregon!
HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE HOCUS
What is a HOCUS? They've been with us for years, but nobody bothered to name them!
What is a HOCUS? They've been with us for years, but nobody bothered to name them!
SKELEPOCALYPSE AT HOMEGOODS
If there could ever be "too many" skeletons, you're looking at it.
If there could ever be "too many" skeletons, you're looking at it.
HOME DEPOT 2016
This witch is a phone.
This witch is a phone.
GOODBYE, GORDMANS
My very last stop at my favorite place for Iowa tricks and treats.
My very last stop at my favorite place for Iowa tricks and treats.
NOBBIES:
Nesting ghosts, metal teeth and a completely unidentifiable inside-out rag doll monster.
Nesting ghosts, metal teeth and a completely unidentifiable inside-out rag doll monster.
PRE-INTERNET CREEPYPASTA - THE NIGHT WIRE:
A classic, public domain horror story about a mysterious fog...
A classic, public domain horror story about a mysterious fog...
THIRTEEN SPOOKS:
A French maid skeleton, skeletal dogs, skeletal guitarists...even some things that aren't even skeletons at all, even!!!
A French maid skeleton, skeletal dogs, skeletal guitarists...even some things that aren't even skeletons at all, even!!!
SPOOKY TOONS:
A selection of obscure, Halloween or monster-themed cartoon shows that are difficult to find, but can be watched online at the time of this posting!
A selection of obscure, Halloween or monster-themed cartoon shows that are difficult to find, but can be watched online at the time of this posting!
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS: HAUNTED HUMANS
Ever see a man's ass tear itself open and turn into a dinosaur? You're about to.
Ever see a man's ass tear itself open and turn into a dinosaur? You're about to.
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS: THE MEEKRAH
An episode of The Real Ghostbusters cartoon with an awful lot of skeletons in it.
An episode of The Real Ghostbusters cartoon with an awful lot of skeletons in it.
KIRKLAND'S
A Frankenstein that's also a jar that's also a piece of wood! Nature is amazing.
A Frankenstein that's also a jar that's also a piece of wood! Nature is amazing.
EXPENSIVE THINGS FROM BETHANY LOWE
Exploring the quirky, imaginative and generally very, very pricey Halloween figures and decorations from the Bethany Lowe catalog.
Exploring the quirky, imaginative and generally very, very pricey Halloween figures and decorations from the Bethany Lowe catalog.
PRE-INTERNET CREEPYPASTA: AUNTY TOOTHACHE
Hans Christian Andersen invented one of the scariest monsters you'll read about all year.
Hans Christian Andersen invented one of the scariest monsters you'll read about all year.
GORDMAN'S 2016: PART II
From a terrifying pumpkin to a very sexy hat.
From a terrifying pumpkin to a very sexy hat.
THE HORRIBLEST LITTLE HORRIBLES!
From the makers of tiny, porcelain kittens and ponies comes tiny, porcelain atomic mutants.
From the makers of tiny, porcelain kittens and ponies comes tiny, porcelain atomic mutants.
HORROR PETS
A little-known toy line featuring rotten skulls and fiendish moths.
A little-known toy line featuring rotten skulls and fiendish moths.
THE MANY FACES OF THE FLY
Did you know the fly was also a cat this one time? It's true!
Did you know the fly was also a cat this one time? It's true!
$13 AT DOLLAR TREE 2016
What could a SpOoKy thirteen dollars buy you in 2016? I'm sure you're dying to know even if you're reading this from 2064.
What could a SpOoKy thirteen dollars buy you in 2016? I'm sure you're dying to know even if you're reading this from 2064.
EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS: PART II
Fetish Clown Demons, an eyeball-stealing slug and tentacles galore!
Fetish Clown Demons, an eyeball-stealing slug and tentacles galore!
MICHAEL'S 2016
Mummy is watching. Mummy is always watching.
Mummy is watching. Mummy is always watching.
MY FAVORITE 50's B-MONSTERS
Forget famous figures like Dracula or Gill-man. How about some big, drooling bug puppets with googly eyes??
Forget famous figures like Dracula or Gill-man. How about some big, drooling bug puppets with googly eyes??
PETSMART 2016
This cuteness is going to kill you.
This cuteness is going to kill you.
A.C. MOORE
Clockwork pumpkins, cyborg skulls, and some sort of demon cat-jester.
Clockwork pumpkins, cyborg skulls, and some sort of demon cat-jester.
CRAZY BONEZ 2016
Check out the new crop of skeletanimals!
Check out the new crop of skeletanimals!
EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS!
A detailed look at roughly the first third of demons, ghouls and demigods from this amazingly disturbing series.
A detailed look at roughly the first third of demons, ghouls and demigods from this amazingly disturbing series.
THE BAD EGGZ BUNCH
A little-known and ridiculously rare series of nasty little plastic critters.
A little-known and ridiculously rare series of nasty little plastic critters.
PETCO 2016
If I look at that little skull any longer I'm going to puke from delight.
If I look at that little skull any longer I'm going to puke from delight.
POCKET SHOCKERS!
An AMAZING 90's toy line full of morbid little monsters!
An AMAZING 90's toy line full of morbid little monsters!
BLOODBORNE: THE OLD HUNTERS
My much-demanded review of the monsters added by Bloodborne's DLC!
My much-demanded review of the monsters added by Bloodborne's DLC!
FUNGUS AMONGUS
A new toy line of gooey, sticky germs....and one of them is named "Curd Burglar."
A new toy line of gooey, sticky germs....and one of them is named "Curd Burglar."
COMPARING ALL THREE "GHOSTBUSTERS" FILMS
None of them are perfect, but I also like all of them.
None of them are perfect, but I also like all of them.
GORDMAN'S 2016
Iowa's absolute best option for Halloween fun isn't the most obvious.
Iowa's absolute best option for Halloween fun isn't the most obvious.
HALLOWEEN 2016 IS A GO!
A quick rundown of some favorite past articles.
A quick rundown of some favorite past articles.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS VIII:
A final freaky batch illustrated by my wife, who is better than me at making things like a Tyrannosaur Grandma look terrifying.
A final freaky batch illustrated by my wife, who is better than me at making things like a Tyrannosaur Grandma look terrifying.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS VII
A jellyfish made of dirt with a giant, muscly arm and other nightmare entities illustrated by Alun Clewe!
A jellyfish made of dirt with a giant, muscly arm and other nightmare entities illustrated by Alun Clewe!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS VI
Illustrated by Marsworms, including the scariest Flamingo you'll ever read about.
Illustrated by Marsworms, including the scariest Flamingo you'll ever read about.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS V
BIG SEAN and other horrors from your creepiest dreams!
BIG SEAN and other horrors from your creepiest dreams!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS IV
Illustrated by Madamecat, including the amazing Spotlight Heads.
Illustrated by Madamecat, including the amazing Spotlight Heads.
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE SOMETHING OR OTHER
A fresh look at each and every single monster from Halloween town!
A fresh look at each and every single monster from Halloween town!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS III
Illustrated by the frighteningly talented Daisydice!
Illustrated by the frighteningly talented Daisydice!
THE FLAWLESS BESTIARY OF PARASITE EVE
Every last one of Mitochondria Eve's precious and beautiful children.
Every last one of Mitochondria Eve's precious and beautiful children.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS II
MUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUH *bebebebebebebebebe*
MUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUH *bebebebebebebebebe*
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE VII
A downer of a downpour.
A downer of a downpour.
CREEPYPASTA 2016 PREVIEW
A couple of hand-picked preview stories!
A couple of hand-picked preview stories!
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE VI
Coming Home to a mixed bag.
Coming Home to a mixed bag.
THIRTEEN MORE 2015 SPOOKS!
My new favorite Halloween mask, the elusive Metal Pumpkin Bat and a cybernetic patriotic skull with an octopus on its head.
My new favorite Halloween mask, the elusive Metal Pumpkin Bat and a cybernetic patriotic skull with an octopus on its head.
ADVENTURE TIME: STAKES
Adventure Time's amazing post-Halloween special!
Adventure Time's amazing post-Halloween special!
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE V
Close, but no cigar.
Close, but no cigar.
2015 HORROR GAMES
There sure was an explosion of good ones this year, huh?
There sure was an explosion of good ones this year, huh?
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE IV
THE ROOM.
THE ROOM.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2015
Starting off with five of my own...and your FIRST. HIDEOUS. EEEEEYE.
Starting off with five of my own...and your FIRST. HIDEOUS. EEEEEYE.
NOBBIES 2015
This party outlet really coughed up the goods last-minute!
This party outlet really coughed up the goods last-minute!
IOWA'S SLEEPY HOLLOW!
The greatest Halloween Haunt I have ever experienced.
The greatest Halloween Haunt I have ever experienced.
HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE: THE FINAL BOSSES
The last round of our printable horror scavenger hunt!
The last round of our printable horror scavenger hunt!
HALLOWEEN IN JAPAN!!!
A good friend has sent some incredible photos of the coolest Halloween treats, costumes and other goodies over in the birthplace of Anpanman and Kitaro.
A good friend has sent some incredible photos of the coolest Halloween treats, costumes and other goodies over in the birthplace of Anpanman and Kitaro.
THE LESSER HALLOWEEN MASCOTS
Analyzing creepy clowns, alien abductors and more!
Analyzing creepy clowns, alien abductors and more!
THE CORE HALLOWEEN MASCOTS
A fresh look at witches, vampires and other basic staples!
A fresh look at witches, vampires and other basic staples!
31 FAVORITE MONSTER MOVIES III
The final countdown!
The final countdown!
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTER'S GREATEST VILLAINS
Samhain, the Bogeyman and the Sandman, to name a few!
Samhain, the Bogeyman and the Sandman, to name a few!
THIRTEEN MORE 2015 TREASURES
Come for the Lingerie Skeletons, stay for the Pun Making Hat Skeleton.
Come for the Lingerie Skeletons, stay for the Pun Making Hat Skeleton.
HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE: ROUND V
The freakiest, creepiest batch of them all!
The freakiest, creepiest batch of them all!
UNDERTALE
I'm actually writing these new archive descriptions a year later, and I still think Undertale earned its entire fanatical fandom.
I'm actually writing these new archive descriptions a year later, and I still think Undertale earned its entire fanatical fandom.
31 FAVORITE MONSTER MOVIES II
Another ten glowing recommendations!
Another ten glowing recommendations!
GRAVITY FALLS
The series most monstrous moments...pre-finale, anyway.
The series most monstrous moments...pre-finale, anyway.
LIFE SIZE FLOPPY SALLY
Walgreens has started selling giant, decorative Nightmare Before Christmas characters. We review Sally in detail and talk a bunch about Oogie Boogie.
Walgreens has started selling giant, decorative Nightmare Before Christmas characters. We review Sally in detail and talk a bunch about Oogie Boogie.
THIRTEEN 2015 TREASURES
Stop staring at my perfect flawless angel child.
Stop staring at my perfect flawless angel child.
HALLOWEEN UNDERWATER
It was Hagfish Day so I went on a weird rambling tirade about the Halloweenest fish
It was Hagfish Day so I went on a weird rambling tirade about the Halloweenest fish
HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE: ROUND IV
You're not gonna let them get away with that nonsense, are you?!
You're not gonna let them get away with that nonsense, are you?!
31 FAVORITE MONSTER MOVIES
I finally tackle the real issues.
I finally tackle the real issues.
SHADOW HEARTS II
I don't trust that JDOG as far as I can throw him.
I don't trust that JDOG as far as I can throw him.
TARGET 2015
Target Halloween gets Nautical!
Target Halloween gets Nautical!
SWING, YOU SINNERS
A new look at the wonderful ghosts and goblins in this Fleischer classic.
A new look at the wonderful ghosts and goblins in this Fleischer classic.
WAL-MART 2015
One heck of a creepy eyeball, a suspicious flower and other Wal Mart delights.
One heck of a creepy eyeball, a suspicious flower and other Wal Mart delights.
GHOSTS OF ALIBABA III
With such instant classics as HAT WITH BARKING and LUMINOUS SKELETON
With such instant classics as HAT WITH BARKING and LUMINOUS SKELETON
THE NIGHTMARE FUEL OF STEVEN UNIVERSE
From Cat Fingers to Frybo!
From Cat Fingers to Frybo!
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE III
Actually my favorite of the original trilogy!
Actually my favorite of the original trilogy!
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS V
Another load of wacko spookuses!
Another load of wacko spookuses!
HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE: ROUND III
It's time to get artistic on their asses.
It's time to get artistic on their asses.
SPOOKY SPECIALS TO WATCH ONLINE!
Gregory Horror, Salad Fingers, Junk Head and other fine classics!
Gregory Horror, Salad Fingers, Junk Head and other fine classics!
TOO MUCH HALLOWEEN AT GORDMAN'S
This place is unbelievable.
This place is unbelievable.
BIOSHOCK'S SCRAPPED HORRORS
Bioshock was almost an underwater "Resident Evil." Check out what could have been!
Bioshock was almost an underwater "Resident Evil." Check out what could have been!
THE SKELETON FISH SHOWDOWN
Two fish enter, one fish leaves.
Two fish enter, one fish leaves.
SHADOW HEARTS
The best monsters from a game with far too many to choose from.
The best monsters from a game with far too many to choose from.
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS IV
Another batch of weirdos, including a giant, haunted "SOON."
Another batch of weirdos, including a giant, haunted "SOON."
HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE II
It's time to torture some more pieces of paper.
It's time to torture some more pieces of paper.
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE II
Does Pyramid Head still live up to the hype? Maybe he would if people ever got him right anymore.
Does Pyramid Head still live up to the hype? Maybe he would if people ever got him right anymore.
ALIBABA II
Francois the Dick (ghost)
Francois the Dick (ghost)
WORLD MARKET 2015
Some great offerings this year, like a big, goofy, styrofoam vulture!
Some great offerings this year, like a big, goofy, styrofoam vulture!
$13 AT THE DOLLAR TREE 2015
DON'T FEED THE INMATES DAMN IT
DON'T FEED THE INMATES DAMN IT
HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE!
Introducing an original, printable horror scavenger hunt!
Introducing an original, printable horror scavenger hunt!
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS III
Featuring the "paranatural entity!"
Featuring the "paranatural entity!"
MENARD'S
This Iowa chain had some pretty killer stuff in 2015!
This Iowa chain had some pretty killer stuff in 2015!
A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE
Re-analyzing the monsters of the game that started it all.
Re-analyzing the monsters of the game that started it all.
LEGO MONSTER MINIFIGURES!
These are freaking adorable.
These are freaking adorable.
CRAZY BONEZ!
Who cares if spiders don't have bones? Maybe they should. Did you ever think of that???
Who cares if spiders don't have bones? Maybe they should. Did you ever think of that???
HOBBY LOBBY
W....what???
W....what???
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS II
Another thirteen favorite ghosts who barely received names!
Another thirteen favorite ghosts who barely received names!
MADOKA MAGICA
Love or hate this series, it has some fantastic monster concepts!
Love or hate this series, it has some fantastic monster concepts!
THE GHOSTS OF ALIBABA.COM
This is one haunted website!
This is one haunted website!
SPOOKYTOWN MINIATURES
Hellfire Hydrants, rotting hookers and other wholesome denizens of an ever-expanding holiday village!
Hellfire Hydrants, rotting hookers and other wholesome denizens of an ever-expanding holiday village!
THE YUUMAJUU
These Kamen Rider monsters are also bugs and also horror movies.
These Kamen Rider monsters are also bugs and also horror movies.
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS DEMON PARADE
A look at some of the nuttiest ghouls and specters from the sidelines of this hit cartoon series.
A look at some of the nuttiest ghouls and specters from the sidelines of this hit cartoon series.
YO-KAI WATCH!
It's about to storm America. Come on in and prepare yourself!
It's about to storm America. Come on in and prepare yourself!
THOSE TRICK
A strange, sad saga.
A strange, sad saga.
CRACKER BARREL 2015
Yeah, it's a country restaurant. Yeah, it also sells Halloween junk.
Yeah, it's a country restaurant. Yeah, it also sells Halloween junk.
BLOODBORNE
Boy do I have an awful lot to say about an awful lot of things in BLOODBORNE.
Boy do I have an awful lot to say about an awful lot of things in BLOODBORNE.
GHOSTBUSTERS: THE FILM GHOSTS
Reviewing Slimer, the Terror Dogs and the rest of the gang!
Reviewing Slimer, the Terror Dogs and the rest of the gang!
MICHAEL'S 2015
Always one of the first Halloween retailers!
Always one of the first Halloween retailers!
THIRTEEN FREAKY FLORIDA MEMORIES
I finally don't live in Florida anymore. Here are some vaguely Halloween-appropriate things I might almost consider missing.
I finally don't live in Florida anymore. Here are some vaguely Halloween-appropriate things I might almost consider missing.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS V:
Jesus Christ indeed.
Jesus Christ indeed.
THE MONSTER BUCKET:
Just what it says on the tin, or rather on the bucket. It's a bucket. With monsters.
Just what it says on the tin, or rather on the bucket. It's a bucket. With monsters.
VIRUS ATTACK
WEEEEEE-OHHHHH!!!
WEEEEEE-OHHHHH!!!
LAST ARMAGEDDON: ENEMY ALIENS!
Over fifty wild, wonderful invading aliens from this incredible title!
Over fifty wild, wonderful invading aliens from this incredible title!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS IV:
Is this one of the most disturbing batches yet? I still think so, and I'm writing this description two years later!
Is this one of the most disturbing batches yet? I still think so, and I'm writing this description two years later!
A TRIBUTE TO ARKTOS
A snowman can be a Halloween monster too. Especially a snowman who is actually a demonic hat, I swear.
A snowman can be a Halloween monster too. Especially a snowman who is actually a demonic hat, I swear.
LAST ARMAGEDDON: THE BEST DEMON FORMS
I wanted to write about this damn game for at least ten years. It's the epic showdown of demons vs. aliens!
I wanted to write about this damn game for at least ten years. It's the epic showdown of demons vs. aliens!
NIGHTMARE BEINGS III
A-GOO-GEE-GEEEEE!
A-GOO-GEE-GEEEEE!
CHILDREN'S MEDICAL PALS
The freakiest mascot characters intended to comfort sickly children.
The freakiest mascot characters intended to comfort sickly children.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS II
A GOAT'S SPOUT!
A GOAT'S SPOUT!
DOCTOR CHAOS
Exploring the enemies and bosses of this odd little NES game.
Exploring the enemies and bosses of this odd little NES game.
NIGHTMARE BEINGS!
I showcase and personally illustrate *your* most twisted dream monsters!
I showcase and personally illustrate *your* most twisted dream monsters!
APOCALYPSE ZERO
A massive, in-depth look at the creatures and villains of this very, very messed-up manga.
A massive, in-depth look at the creatures and villains of this very, very messed-up manga.
THE BINDING OF ISAAC
A fresh look at every single boss in the latest edition!
A fresh look at every single boss in the latest edition!
THE NIGHTMARE STORY THREAD
Come for the comments! The creepy, creepy comments!
Come for the comments! The creepy, creepy comments!
OVER THE GARDEN WALL
My spoiler-free review of a new Halloween classic.
My spoiler-free review of a new Halloween classic.
HALLOWEEN WRAP-UP
Here's how my 2014 Halloween went!
Here's how my 2014 Halloween went!
THE CHILDREN OF ANA
Incestuous demonic parasites abound in one of the most grotesque and horrific fairy tales you will ever hear.
Incestuous demonic parasites abound in one of the most grotesque and horrific fairy tales you will ever hear.
MAKE A FLESHBEAST
I show you how to turn some foam and paint into a ghastly tumor-friend.
I show you how to turn some foam and paint into a ghastly tumor-friend.
SLIMY SLUDGE V
The terrible truth!
The terrible truth!
THE UNRELEASED GERMS!
I look at some unmade designs from the "Germs" toy line!
I look at some unmade designs from the "Germs" toy line!
EVEN MORE HALLOWEEN TREASURES
A haunted coat rack!
A haunted coat rack!
SLIMY SLUDGE IV
Introducing the big bosses!
Introducing the big bosses!
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF BAXTER STOCKMAN
A single, pitiful villain has been through more messed-up transformations than quite possibly any other.
A single, pitiful villain has been through more messed-up transformations than quite possibly any other.
PRODUCE
This bizarre horror game is seriously just called "PRODUCE" in the sense of "tasty vegetables."
This bizarre horror game is seriously just called "PRODUCE" in the sense of "tasty vegetables."
MORE STUFF
A frankencyclops, a giant fly and a crying skeleton are among this crop of spookies!
A frankencyclops, a giant fly and a crying skeleton are among this crop of spookies!
BERSERK: TROLL CAVE FAUNA
Let's look at the cool bugs in this screwed up series!
Let's look at the cool bugs in this screwed up series!
WAL MART 2014
They really went all-out this year!
They really went all-out this year!
SLIMY SLUDGE III
CRAAAZY SLIMERSONS and other delightful little fiends!
CRAAAZY SLIMERSONS and other delightful little fiends!
THE BEST SUBETA AVATARS
Our last Subeta article, exploring some of the coolest, creepiest styles for your human avatar.
Our last Subeta article, exploring some of the coolest, creepiest styles for your human avatar.
U.F.O. AFTERMATH
Reviewing the amazingly unsettling mutants and aliens in an older sci-fi action game!
Reviewing the amazingly unsettling mutants and aliens in an older sci-fi action game!
TARGET 2014
Introducing the cutest Halloween spider and fly you will ever see.
Introducing the cutest Halloween spider and fly you will ever see.
FIELD OF SCREAMS!
A handful of neat things I'm allowed to show you - or totally snuck a photo of - from this massive haunt attraction!
A handful of neat things I'm allowed to show you - or totally snuck a photo of - from this massive haunt attraction!
STINK BUGZZZ
A small but lovely little toy line that REALLY STINKS
A small but lovely little toy line that REALLY STINKS
CVS 2014
This pharmacy chain surprised me with just enough stuff for an article!
This pharmacy chain surprised me with just enough stuff for an article!
MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE NEW D&D MONSTER MANUAL
I'm glad Dungeons and Dragons released its latest Monster Manual within the Halloween season. How does it measure up?
I'm glad Dungeons and Dragons released its latest Monster Manual within the Halloween season. How does it measure up?
THIRTEEN HALLOWEEN FINDS
Every child wants a plush toy of a cat turning into a smoothie, right?
Every child wants a plush toy of a cat turning into a smoothie, right?
EXTERLIEN
A dirty ol' hentai game actually has some phenomenal creature designs.
A dirty ol' hentai game actually has some phenomenal creature designs.
TERMINIX MONSTERS
When slimy tentacle monsters are used to hock insecticide, I don't even know whose side to be on anymore.
When slimy tentacle monsters are used to hock insecticide, I don't even know whose side to be on anymore.
SLIMY SLUDGE II
Meet the likes of SLIMY BLOB and 2 KNUCKLEHEADS.
Meet the likes of SLIMY BLOB and 2 KNUCKLEHEADS.
HORRIBLE FRUIST SNACKS
WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY
WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY
MUTANT MANIA!
An attempt to capture the success of The Trash Pack in a very different format didn't really take off, but it did have a guy made out of maggots!
An attempt to capture the success of The Trash Pack in a very different format didn't really take off, but it did have a guy made out of maggots!
MONSTER POPPERS
A cultist of Nyarlathotep, or something, that you can use as a gun. Technology is amazing!
A cultist of Nyarlathotep, or something, that you can use as a gun. Technology is amazing!
TRASH PACK: 31 MORE FAVORITE TRASHIES
The last hurrah of our Trash Pack articles.
The last hurrah of our Trash Pack articles.
A TRIBUTE TO BAIKINMAN
Japan's favorite disease-ridden space devil can now be yours, too!
Japan's favorite disease-ridden space devil can now be yours, too!
THE FREAKIEST SUBETA MINIONS
Our second round of Subeta coverage, focusing on the "minions" your PETS can keep as pets!
Our second round of Subeta coverage, focusing on the "minions" your PETS can keep as pets!
MONSTER HIGH: INNER MONSTER
I cannot believe this is a thing
I cannot believe this is a thing
DOLLAR TREE 2014
I spend thirteen bucks to show you the best of D-T's Halloween fare.
I spend thirteen bucks to show you the best of D-T's Halloween fare.
BAROQUE
Exploring the bestiary of a forgotten but fiendishly creative game.
Exploring the bestiary of a forgotten but fiendishly creative game.
NAUSEA MAGGOTS INVADE WAL-MART
Squishy scary skeletons!
Squishy scary skeletons!
SUBETA
The kookiest, spookiest Subeta pets and monsters!
The kookiest, spookiest Subeta pets and monsters!
SLIMY SLUDGE
In the war between "Sludge Monsters" and "Rot Zombies," everyone's a winner.
In the war between "Sludge Monsters" and "Rot Zombies," everyone's a winner.
BIG LOTS 2014
Awesome new "Pocket Screamers" and other Big Lots finds!
Awesome new "Pocket Screamers" and other Big Lots finds!
MUTAGEN MAN
The history of one of the freakiest Ninja Turtles characters!
The history of one of the freakiest Ninja Turtles characters!
SPOOKY AQUARIUM STUFF
The wacky, sometimes absurd world of scary fish tank decorations.
The wacky, sometimes absurd world of scary fish tank decorations.
A TRIP DOWN MCFARLANE
The rise and fall of the little toy company that tried way, way too had.
The rise and fall of the little toy company that tried way, way too had.
VOLFOSS
What the hell even IS Volfoss!? NOBODY KNOWS!
What the hell even IS Volfoss!? NOBODY KNOWS!
RED TOM
For some reason this Halloween post is just a big rant about my favorite obscure RPG boss.
For some reason this Halloween post is just a big rant about my favorite obscure RPG boss.
SECRET CREEPERS!
Fondling a dead dog's brain?! That's for GIRLS.
Fondling a dead dog's brain?! That's for GIRLS.
NURGLE!
I talk about my favorite aspect of Warhammer 40,000, a game I haven't actually played.
I talk about my favorite aspect of Warhammer 40,000, a game I haven't actually played.
TRASH PACK: GROSS ZOMBIES
How gross are we talking here?! Find out!
How gross are we talking here?! Find out!
DEAD HEADZ
I turn a bicycle helmet into a spider!
I turn a bicycle helmet into a spider!
SPOOKY GOOPY!
Did you know "Creepy Crawlers" tried to have an action figure line?
Did you know "Creepy Crawlers" tried to have an action figure line?
YU-GI-OH WORMS
Almost none of these things even look like worms, but what they do look like is drop-dead sexy.
Almost none of these things even look like worms, but what they do look like is drop-dead sexy.
DARK SOULS
My favorite Dark Souls monsters!
My favorite Dark Souls monsters!
MAD SCIENTIST!
A long-overdue article on one of the creepiest children's toy lines ever conceived.
A long-overdue article on one of the creepiest children's toy lines ever conceived.
THE WORLD OF SKELETON FIGURINES
Everyone says this is the funniest thing I ever wrote. I guess I agree.
Everyone says this is the funniest thing I ever wrote. I guess I agree.
THE TRASH PACK: JUNK GERMS
I review every single spore, mold and fungus in the last real "Trash Pack" wave!
I review every single spore, mold and fungus in the last real "Trash Pack" wave!
IT'S HALLOWEEN
IT'S HALLOWEEN DAMN IT
IT'S HALLOWEEN DAMN IT
HALLOWEEN 2013 WRAP-UP
The final curtain.
The final curtain.
THE SPOOKIEST X&Y POKEMON
This was practically the Halloween Pokemon Generation.
This was practically the Halloween Pokemon Generation.
THE HIT-ME-HIT-ME-HIT-ME MONSTER
The true story of my imaginary childhood friend.
The true story of my imaginary childhood friend.
CRANE MACHINE FINDS
Spooky kooks courtesy THE CLAW
Spooky kooks courtesy THE CLAW
HALLOWEEN MASKS IV
The final batch!
The final batch!
PERSONAL NIGHTMARE FUEL: ROSEANNE'S HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
This is my worst childhood story ever.
This is my worst childhood story ever.
DON'T GET SPOOKED!
Play my illustrated text game!
Play my illustrated text game!
HALLOWEEN MASKS III
Even more Halloween mask reviews!
Even more Halloween mask reviews!
NIGHTMARE FUEL STORIES: ERNEST
Eugh.
Eugh.
FIVE MISCELLANEOUS FINDS!
A solar-powered ghost, a zombie nurse and a dog cloaker!
A solar-powered ghost, a zombie nurse and a dog cloaker!
NIGHTMARE FUEL STORIES: THE KOOL AID DREAM
Waaaaap. Waaaaaaaaaap.
Waaaaap. Waaaaaaaaaap.
THE CONVULSING NURSE
Best Halloween animatronic, or VERY best?
Best Halloween animatronic, or VERY best?
CRYSTAL CATACOMBS ART!
I did illustrations for an indie game!
I did illustrations for an indie game!
HAPPY NIGHTMARE MEMORIES
I sure had a lot of them.
I sure had a lot of them.
MORE HALLOWEEN MASKS
It's me. I'm the muck monster.
It's me. I'm the muck monster.
O.M.F.G!
I designed a minifigure!
I designed a minifigure!
THE MONSTER CEREALS
At long last, you can hear my opinion on Boo Berry.
At long last, you can hear my opinion on Boo Berry.
SPIRIT 2013
Oh my god, the giant zombie toad.
Oh my god, the giant zombie toad.
INFLATABLE SLENDERMAN
Looks like you made the big leagues, buddy.
Looks like you made the big leagues, buddy.
GRAVE BUGS!!!
OH MY GOSH
OH MY GOSH
HALLOWEEN EXPRESS
Check out what this Halloween specialty store stocked in 2013!
Check out what this Halloween specialty store stocked in 2013!
ZOMBIE PENS
The gang's all here!
The gang's all here!
MENARD'S 2013
A midwest chain has quite a few choice spookuses!
A midwest chain has quite a few choice spookuses!
A SPOOKY ABANDONED FARMHOUSE
We found some amazing things in an old, rotten house in Iowa!
We found some amazing things in an old, rotten house in Iowa!
NIGHTMARE FUEL REVIEW: POB
He's notorious among a certain generation of British children...but why?
He's notorious among a certain generation of British children...but why?
HALLOWEEN MASKS
I finally get around to reviewing Halloween masks!
I finally get around to reviewing Halloween masks!
CASPER'S SCARE SCHOOL: THE REFLESHERATOR
An adorable episode of an adorable cartoon.
An adorable episode of an adorable cartoon.
GORE GALORE
Known for its incredibly massive costume-puppet hybrid products!
Known for its incredibly massive costume-puppet hybrid products!
PARTY CITY 2013
Eyeball mouth monster rings and more!
Eyeball mouth monster rings and more!
THE UNSCRUPULOUS BORFLADGE
YOUR FAVORITE WOBSOITE
YOUR FAVORITE WOBSOITE
POKEWEEN
A spOoOoOoky pokemans countdown!
A spOoOoOoky pokemans countdown!
MONSTER IN MY POCKET
My personal favorites from a toy line close to my heart!
My personal favorites from a toy line close to my heart!
HAUNTED PROPS
Some of the most impressive, if monstrously expensive, Halloween items you can order from this specialty store!
Some of the most impressive, if monstrously expensive, Halloween items you can order from this specialty store!
THE GREGORY HORROR SHOW
Every monster from one of the greatest cube-based cartoons of all time.
Every monster from one of the greatest cube-based cartoons of all time.
NIGHTMARE FUEL REVIEW: TRICKY DICKY
What IS this guy's problem?
What IS this guy's problem?
WHERE ARE ALL THE CREEPY COSTUMES?
Seriously, America, what happened?
Seriously, America, what happened?
TEN BIG PLASTIC FLIES
The purchase of a lifetime.
The purchase of a lifetime.
THE MUSEUM OF UNNATURAL HISTORY
My favorite thing about the Maryland Renaissance Festival!
My favorite thing about the Maryland Renaissance Festival!
THE TRASH PACK
31 of my favorite sentient, mutant garbage imps!
31 of my favorite sentient, mutant garbage imps!
FLY MASKS
Reviewing the knowns selection of Dipteran Halloween disguises!
Reviewing the knowns selection of Dipteran Halloween disguises!
SOUL SACRIFICE
The best monsters from this weird, weird game.
The best monsters from this weird, weird game.
NAUSEA QUEST
ANDJOY A WORBD GAEME!!???
ANDJOY A WORBD GAEME!!???
SAFARI ANOMALOUS
The coolest items from this online prop and costume maker!
The coolest items from this online prop and costume maker!
NIGHTMARE FUEL REVIEW: THE REPAIRMEN
Remembered like the Lynchian fever dream that it is.
Remembered like the Lynchian fever dream that it is.
THE LIFE SIZE TINGLER!
Mine at last!
Mine at last!
HALLOWEEN 2013: AN INTRODUCTION
Things are gonna be a little different this year.
Things are gonna be a little different this year.
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!!!!?!?!!??!!?
!!!!?!?!!??!!?
Halloween Classics
THE GREATEST PAPER BAG IN THE WORLD
I know that's a pretty bold statement, but I'll take it to the grave.
I know that's a pretty bold statement, but I'll take it to the grave.
BIG HEADS
Your handy guide to the now ultra-rare "big head" Halloween monsters!
Your handy guide to the now ultra-rare "big head" Halloween monsters!
THE BOGLIN SKULL
A spookular skello with pilfered pythons!!!
A spookular skello with pilfered pythons!!!
THE CRAWLING BRAIN
...And its child, non-crawling brain!
...And its child, non-crawling brain!
FRIGHTPROPS bugs!
An exceedingly huge, rubber snail and huge, rubber grubworm!
An exceedingly huge, rubber snail and huge, rubber grubworm!
GHOST EYES
My god these are adorable.
My god these are adorable.
MADDOGS MONSTERS
A squeaky brain alien in a UFO. A SQUEAKY BRAIN ALIEN IN A UFO.
A squeaky brain alien in a UFO. A SQUEAKY BRAIN ALIEN IN A UFO.
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGGOTS
True to their name!
True to their name!
THE MUMMYMEN
I still can't get over how much I love these guys.
I still can't get over how much I love these guys.
SCREAMERS
There sure are a lot of these things. No, we're not talking about youtube videos that yell at you.
There sure are a lot of these things. No, we're not talking about youtube videos that yell at you.
SPIDER-MANIA!
Just one of those days.
Just one of those days.
SQUEEZE MONSTERS
...Which really doesn't even begin to describe these things adequately.
...Which really doesn't even begin to describe these things adequately.
SQUIRT MONSTERS
Hideous heads that projectile vomit!
Hideous heads that projectile vomit!
HALLOWEEN TIE-UPS
Kinky.
Kinky.
WORM EYES
Or...tongue eyes? I don't even know.
Or...tongue eyes? I don't even know.
GOB
Stop it, Gob. I mean it.
Stop it, Gob. I mean it.
SPOOKY CHICKENS!
In three flavors!
In three flavors!
FAVORITE SCP'S III
Another round of classic skippies!
Another round of classic skippies!
WORLD MYTHOLOGY: RANGDA
Who is she?
Who is she?
FAVORITE SCP'S II
More essypees!
More essypees!
FUAN NO TANE
A brief introduction to this now-classic manga!
A brief introduction to this now-classic manga!
FAVORITE SCP'S
What!? You don't know what SCP's are!?
What!? You don't know what SCP's are!?
THE MOST HORRIFYING POKEMON
...As of 2012, anyway.
...As of 2012, anyway.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ZOMBIES?
A bit of an essay, I suppose, on why zombies are so bloody BORING.
A bit of an essay, I suppose, on why zombies are so bloody BORING.
FRANKEN FRAN
My favorite moments from the life and times of a good, trustworthy medical practitioner.
My favorite moments from the life and times of a good, trustworthy medical practitioner.
THE BINDING OF ISAAC
My first-ever look at some favorite monsters and bosses from BOI!
My first-ever look at some favorite monsters and bosses from BOI!
HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS
My experience at Universal Studios on Halloween!
My experience at Universal Studios on Halloween!
HALLOWEEN WRAP-UP
The October 31st, 2012 post!
The October 31st, 2012 post!
IT'S COMING
It ain't over til it's over...and it ain't over.
It ain't over til it's over...and it ain't over.
ALTERNATIVE APOCALYPSES
Seriously, enough with the zombies already.
Seriously, enough with the zombies already.
THE BOOK OF FIENDS
I look at some crawling spunk ghosts and other delights from a role-playing supplement that tries a little hard.
I look at some crawling spunk ghosts and other delights from a role-playing supplement that tries a little hard.
BOSCH DEMONS III:
Even more terrible birds!
Even more terrible birds!
THE HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR OF SPOOKY DOOM
A great ZIM episode, and a great Halloween special!
A great ZIM episode, and a great Halloween special!
SKILEVAKS
What are they, and what do they want???
What are they, and what do they want???
WORLD MYTHOLOGY: THE DULLAHAN
Seldom portrayed as it was actually described...
Seldom portrayed as it was actually described...
THINGS!
A miscellany wrap-up post!
A miscellany wrap-up post!
BOSCH DEMONS II
Boschier than before!
Boschier than before!
NATIONAL HAGFISH DAY
Enjoy some hagfish facts!
Enjoy some hagfish facts!
DOLLARWEEN
Dollar Tree, Dollar General and Family Dollar in an all-out brawl!
Dollar Tree, Dollar General and Family Dollar in an all-out brawl!
THE BOOK OF VILE DARKNESS
My favorite eViL sPellS oF ~*~*~ViLe DArkNeSs~*~*~
My favorite eViL sPellS oF ~*~*~ViLe DArkNeSs~*~*~
GOOSEBUMPS!
My thirteen favorite Goosebumps monsters!
My thirteen favorite Goosebumps monsters!
BOSCH DEMONS
The master of goofy-bird-headed horror!
The master of goofy-bird-headed horror!
HALLOWEEN CITY
A rarely-seen Halloween specialty store!
A rarely-seen Halloween specialty store!
THE SPOOKIEST DIGIMON
All of whom survived forever.
All of whom survived forever.
SPIRIT 2012
What was good at Spirit Halloween this year? Find out!
What was good at Spirit Halloween this year? Find out!
INSECT PUMPKIN STENCILS
Why not??
Why not??
THE BEST TIE IN THE WORLD
...And it got away.
...And it got away.
EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS: FEAR ITSELF
An episode review!
An episode review!
WORLD MYTHOLOGY: THE JIANG-SHI
What's the *real* deal with hopping "vampires?"
What's the *real* deal with hopping "vampires?"
MORE BIG LOTS STUFF
Big Lots was on fire this year!
Big Lots was on fire this year!
NEOPETS: THE SPOOKIEST PETPETS!
Neopets can have pets of their own. Pets like a colon and a snotrag!
Neopets can have pets of their own. Pets like a colon and a snotrag!
IT'S LIKE A MOVIE
IT'S A B-MOVIE SHOW!
IT'S A B-MOVIE SHOW!
THE DICTIONAIRRE INFERNAL
Seriously, Behemoth, knock it off.
Seriously, Behemoth, knock it off.
MARSHALLS 2012
Exceedingly fancy spiders and more!
Exceedingly fancy spiders and more!
THE SINGING BRAIN CARD
OH MAN
OH MAN
WORLD MYTHOLOGY: GAKI
What's a "hungry ghost" anyway?
What's a "hungry ghost" anyway?
THE BAY
I got paid money by a movie about fish lice!
I got paid money by a movie about fish lice!
NEOPETS: THE BRAIN TREE
The best thing that still exists on neopets.com
The best thing that still exists on neopets.com
FIVE FAVORITE "COURAGE: THE COWARDLY DOG" MONSTERS
Car broke, Phone, Yes?!
Car broke, Phone, Yes?!
BIG LOTS
Radioactive skeletons and more!
Radioactive skeletons and more!
HALLOWEEN 2012
...HAS BEEN CANCELLED, SORRY.
...HAS BEEN CANCELLED, SORRY.