BOO-GLEECH

by Jonathan Wojcik

Can't wait for Pokemon GO? Still sore over Silent Hills? Well, now you can play something that isn't actually at all either of those things! HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE is a morbid monster-slaying scavenger hunt wherein you expose horrible, terrible creatures to their weird, obscure weakness FOR REALLY REAL!

All you have to do is print the cards, subject them to their listed fears, and take photographic proof, just like I did here! More monsters will be released all the way up to Halloween!

For COMPETITIVE PLAY, you can hide monsters around a friend's house, agree upon a deadline to defeat them all (such as seven days), and maybe agree to a prize (like the loser buys lunch).

If you are also too afraid to face a monster's fear, you can always get a friend to help! No friends? I guess you're stuck with that monster. Now you DO have a friend! Hooray!