
Halloween 2023: Home Sweet Home Monsters, Part One!
Written by Jonathan Wojcik
I considered going over the monsters from this series way back when it was brand new, but 2023 has proven to be my last chance at a timely Sweet Home review, since a surprise second season has debuted on Netflix December 1st, 2023, a full three years after the previous season. That's a big enough gap, I'd have never guessed more was coming at all!
The first is that we aren't talking about an exponential contagion, but a transformation that suddenly afflicts only a relatively small number of people.
The second is that they are not only not zombies, but no two are ever the same sort of monster.
The mayhem inflicted on society by these creatures is much like that of zombies, yes, but the creatures themselves are effectively the polar opposite: a zombie apocalypse strips us of our individuality and reduces millions of people to a mindless, interchangeable mob of bodies. Sweet Home's Monsterization, on the other hand, elevates a privileged few beyond their limits to fulfill the deepest desire they've ever experience.
So rather than simply losing your humanity, per se, the thing you personally want takes over to the point that you no longer care about anybody else's life; the rest of humanity, even your former friends and loved ones, suddenly mean no more to you than disposable obstacles, stepping stones or pesky rivals, and the same mysterious force that does this to your mind also happens to give your body whatever tools you need to mow down those unimportant annoyances on the path to your Greatest Goal.
Good god....it's like an outbreak of terminal main character syndrome.
......So I guess you'll need to get to know alllllll the true Main Characters, then.
Starving Monster

If you go in blind to Sweet Home, the first monster might trick you (deliberately?) into thinking this is just a Zombie story; a just-ghoulish-enough woman driven by a ravenous hunger. I like her slightly stretched mouth and weird, walleyed expression, unfortunately lost in the Netflix series where she does look more like a straight-up putrid corpse.
MOTIVATION: as a human, she hoped for a career as a model or an actress and even hired an agent, but unfortunately an agent who pressured her into losing weight through a harsh diet. She turned as her appetite for real food finally overwhelmed all other logic.
Blind Monster

Our more formal introduction to how all this works, this monster begins as an unnamed human who abruptly begins to transform, becoming a black-skinned fiend with pointed ears and lipless jaws. Mid-way through his transformation, however, the top of his head gets sliced off. Monsters can typically regenerate, but this injury apparently happens at just the right moment that his final form permanently adapts to it; his skull now ends with a flat surface full of large holes, like a lotus pod, and his hearing is enhanced.
MOTIVATION: according to his muttering just before he turns, he has a murderous hatred of his boss. Now as a monster this rage has taken over as an indiscriminate lust for killing.
Tongue Monster

Still one of my favorites, this monster is a bit taller and thinner than a normal human, with pale and veiny flesh. His bald head is swollen into a tall, bulbous shape and his gaping mouth stretches into a vertical orifices all the way down to his chest, housing an incredibly long, hollow, and sharp-tipped tongue that can rapidly drain the blood from a human body. I love the disturbing way his head bends back a little, blank eyes staring upward.
Sadly, the Tongue Monster isn't nearly as cool and haunting in the television series; the proportions of his head are a lot more normal, and his mouth has been given more dramatic, fangly teeth. He shouldn't even need teeth if he feeds through his tongue!
MOTIVATION: while not stated in either version of the series, an official blurb states that he simply "wanted it all" while he was still human. I guess it was a general covetousness, greed or jealousy of what everyone else has, translating to a gluttonous vampiric diet.
Eye Monster

Another favorite! Eye Monster has a mostly normal human body, still wearing a suit and tie, but its head is just a fleshy orb with scraggly hairs and multiple large, irregular black eyeballs on it, able to extend on a long stalk! MOTIVATION: this monster does nothing but peek in at people through windows, and only attacks when this is interfered with. The popular interpretation is a peeping tom, but it could have just as easily been someone deeply paranoid, unable to rest easy if he can't know what everyone else is up to.
Tentacled Monster

This monster initially looks mostly human except for his discolored skin and big googly eyes, not unlike the Starving Monster, but he maneuvers on a cluster of powerful tentacles emerging from his spine, his body dangling on its back.MOTIVATION: the phrase "tentacled monster" might set off some pretty gnarly alarm bells, but it's actually nothing like that; many of the webtoon monsters can still speak in broken, repetitive phrases that reveal their final thoughts as a human being. Tentacles has a few such catchphrases, mainly translating into statements like "I'll...survive" or "want to...live." The monster outbreak itself triggered his change, making him into a monster out of sheer fear of death.
Reach Monster

This monster is first seen as a giant hand on a long, stretchy arm. When this poor man's real body is finally located, he still looks mostly human, but his face is mushed up against a wall, and he doesn't seem to notice anything around him, his arms stretching in opposite directions to blindly clutch at whoever they can find.MOTIVATION: two survivors take this monster's backpack before lighting the being on fire, the only known way to completely destroy the creatures. A personal diary reveals that he was a father, and was holding his son's hand when an unidentified, fast-moving monster left him holding only his son's hand. He tried to go on surviving, but was steadily eaten away with he regret that he couldn't pull his child to safety...
Hair Monster

This monster is just a very nasty man with lots of very long, black hair.MOTIVATION: this one is darkly hilarious, because as a human, he's just a complete and utter bastard. A rude, rotten, hate-filled asshole who beats and terrorizes his family, especially his wife. So just what emotion proved powerful enough to shatter his very humanity? What deep, dark desire pushed him over the edge from human monster to monster-monster?
Well, he didn't like being bald.
Needing no formidable monster powers to fulfill his greatest wish, he isn't even strong enough to stop his battered wife from beating him to death as she ridicules him for the pathetic meaning of his transformation.
Speed Monster

This actually seems to be the monster that took Reach Monster's son; a creature that can run faster than the eye can track. Its muscular, sleek humanoid body has powerful dinosaur-like legs, and its streamlined skull lacks features other than simple holes for ears, a set of teeth and three large eyes. I like how the cranium also kind of follows the shape of a bike helmet!MOTIVATION: not just a man who wanted to go fast; he wanted to be a successful track runner so badly, he murdered his faster-running roommate out of jealousy. As a monster, he's also more conniving and self-aware than most, expressing at one point how "fun" it is when humans put up a challenging fight.
Security Guard Monster

A bit underwhelming for the Webtoon, actually the plainest zombie-like transformation ever seen.MOTIVATION: the apartment building's night watchman is quite simply fed up with the fact that many other odd jobs are constantly left for him. He even has to mow the grass and weeds in the lot outside! In the Netflix show, he was given a basket of unwanted fish as a rather weak gesture for his trouble, and flies were already gathering to them, so I guess this might have been the final little straw before he snapped.
Infant Monster

This monster is nothing but a gigantic, reddish fetus, suspended upside-down in an even more gigantic, translucent womb. It doesn't do anything but suck its thumb, it has no apparent aggression, it's never seen to grow or develop any further and is safely left alone.MOTIVATION: one of the saddest by far, this monster was originally a mother who lost her infant child in an accident. Unable to accept reality, she deluded herself into believing her baby was still alive, always seen with the same old stroller. When the stroller is destroyed by a monster, she's finally forced to confront the truth, and it proves too much for her humanity.
...But is she actually the giant fetus? Like many readers seem to have concluded, I believe what she really became was the protective womb, and that the fetus is a separate living thing she created in the process as a surrogate child.
Slime Monster

TOO adorable! Slime Monster is nothing but clear, green jelly with two floating eyeballs. Sometimes it takes on a humanoid shape, but sometimes it just looks like an amoeba or a puddle. Flawless!MOTIVATION: another contender for the saddest. Slime can speak, but mostly only expresses surprise that anyone can see it, believing itself to be totally invisible. This monster's sole desire is to hide from all other monsters, hence a semi-transparent form that can squeeze into tight spaces, and at one point even takes over a human corpse as a disguise! Monsters don't normally attack their own, however, so it didn't even need any special abilities to be safe from its own kind. What it's not safe from are humans, who end up burning it, perhaps understandably, because they simply can't know if it will always remain gentle.
...As a human, however, this monster was only around five or six years old.
Protein Monster


This fan favorite is a ridiculously buff and muscular ogre-like hulk
with a disturbingly small, happy humanoid face, empty black eyes and
mouth usually smiling almost like one of those comedy masks. It later gets an "evolution," but simply grows bigger, redder and even more muscular.MOTIVATION: a bodybuilder, obviously, not just from its appearance but the fact that it only really says one word: "PROTEIN!" And in this quest for protein, it's one of the only monsters that goes out of its way to kill and eat other monsters, devouring loads of them before it's finally put down. Until then, unfortunately, it also seems to find human flesh even more appealing.
The Garage Monsters

When a few of our survivors hope to escape out the parking garage, there are several monsters for them to deal with first. One of these is a humanoid with a chunky body, thin limbs, and an upside-down face on its chest, which you can see from behind here.It's too bad that while the garage scene does occur in the Netflix show, all we really see are a bunch of humanoid CG ghouls with slightly odd arms and legs. But with that, we've now covered virtually all monsters that appeared, or should have appeared, in the first run of the TV series. It's just that this isn't even half of the total monsters introduced by the comic.
Meanwhile, you can now catch Season 2 of "Sweet Home" on Netflix or wherever you might watch something you were supposed to watch on Netflix. I mentioned that it seems to diverge a bit more from the comic, but by how much? I guess I'll have to try and catch up by Part Two of this review feature.
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