TURN BACK WHILE YOU CAN!
IT'S MUMMY LAND!
***YAWN*** WHO IS THERE? OH IT IS YOU! SORRY WE MUMMYS AM ALWAYS ASLEEPING.
WELCOME TO OUR MUMMY LAND. IT AM LAND FOR HAVING ALL THE MUMMIES IN IT.
MUMMY LAND AM MOST SUPERIOR TO STUPID TENACLE TOWNS. WE AM SUPERIOR
BECAUSE WE AM EXACT OPPOSITE. JUST LIKE ORANGES AM SUPERIOR TO APPLES. WE
AM OPPOSITE OF TENACLE TOWNS FOR ALL OF THE REASONS:
ROUND MUMMY

THIS AM MOST ROUND MUMMY OF
MUMMY LAND. ALWAYS HE AM
ROLLING ALL OVER THE PLACE. IT
AM VERY NOISY. STOP THAT NOISY
ROLLING ROUND MUMMY! DONT YOU
KNOW WE MUMMIES AM ALWAYS
SLEEP!?
1) MUMMIES AM DRY (THE OPPOSITE OF SQUESHY)
2) MUMMIES AM LIVING IN SAND (THE OPPOSITE OF IN WATER)
3) MUMMIES AM DEAD (THE OPPOSITE OF ALIVE)
4) MUMMIES AM PEOPLE (THE OPPOSITE OF ANIMALS)
5) MUMMIES AM HAVING BONES (THE OPPOSITE OF NOT HAVING BONES)
6) MUMMIES AM HAVING 2 LEGS (THE OPPOSITE OF MORE THAN 2)
NOW YOU AM MEETING ALL MUMMIES OF MUMMY LAND...
IF YOU AM DARE!
OTHER ROUND MUMMY

THIS AM MOST OTHEREST ROUND
MUMMY. HE AM BIGGER THAN ROUND
MUMMY. HE AM NOT ROLLING SO
MUCH BUT HE AM BOUNCING A LOT.
IT AM NOISY. GRRR! YOU DARN
ROUND MUMMIES!!!!!! WHEN WILL
YOU STOP NOISY!
YUCKY MUMMY

THIS AM MOST YUCKYIST MUMMY. HE
AM SMELL BAD BUT WE MUMMIES AM
NOT HAVE SMELL. WE KNOW
BECAUSE DINNER GUEST WHO HAVE
SMELL AM COMPLANING. WE DID NOT
TELL HIM. YUCKY MUMMY AM A
SENSITIVE SOUL.
WEARING SHOES MUMMY

THIS AM MOST SHOES WEARINGEST
IN ALL OF MUMMY LAND. ALWAYS HE
AM BRAGGING ABOUT WEARING HIM
HIS SHOES. HE AM NOT KNOW HOW
TO SHARE. WE AM NOT LIKING
WEARING SHOES MUMMY A LOT.
WOBBLE MUMMY

THIS AM MUMMY HAVING HEAD THAT
WOBBLES MOST OF ALL. IT AM
MAKING ONE OF HIS EYES DIZZY ALL
OF THE TIME. HE AM WOBBLE
BECAUSE HE AM GLAD. HE AM GLAD
BECAUSE HE AM CAN WOBBLE!!!
PRESIDENT MUMMY

THIS AM MOST PRESIDENT MUMMY
OF MUMMY LAND. HE AM MAKING
ALL OF THE LAWS OF MUMMY LAND.
MOST IMPORTANT LAW: ALWAYS
YOU AM BEING A MUMMY. OTHER
LAW: DO NOT BE A OTHER THING.
OTHER OTHER LAW: ESPECIALY NOT
AN OCTUPASES!!!
TIRED MUMMY

MUMMYS AM ALL TIRED BUT TIRED
MUMMY AM MOST TIREDEST! HE AM
SWEEPING MUMMY OLYMPICS EVERY
4000 YEARS. HE AM WIN THE MEDAL
IN SLEEPING, LYING, RESTING,
NAPPING, SNOOZING, NOT MOVING,
AND EVEN IN SLUMBERLING.
ALL OF THE COLORS
MUMMY

THIS AM MOST HAVING ALL OF THE
COLORS MUMMY! ALWAYS HE AM
ARGUE WITH WEARING SHOES
MUMMY. "I AM WEARING SHOES!" "I
AM ALL OF THE COLORS!" COME ON
BREAK IT UP GUYS WE ARE ALL
SPECIAL IN SOME WAY!!!!
GROUCHY MUMMY

WHY AM HE GROUCHY? HE AM
GROUCHY BECAUSE HIM HAVING
FEET BUT THEY AM GLUED TO A
THING. HE AM ALWAYS HAVING TO
HOP WHERE HE GOES.
ARMS MUMMY

WHHHOOOAAAAAA THERE ARMS
MUMMY! WHY THE LONG ARMS?
HARDY HAR HAR. LIKE HE AM NOT
HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.
PAPER BAG MUMMY

WE AM HOLDING CONTEST EVERY
YEAR FOR MOST PAPER BAG
LOOKING MUMMY AND WOULDENT
YOU KNOW IT PAPER BAG MUMMY
AM WINNING EVERY TIME! HE AM WIN
FOR 4000 YEARS NOW.
SPORTS MUMMY

THIS AM MUMMY PLAYING ALL OF
THE BASEBALLS FOR MUMMY LAND
TO WATCH. MUMMY BASEBALL AM
LIKE PEOPLE BASEBALL BUT IT AM
JUST SPORTS MUMMY HITTING
BETTLES WITH HIM BAT. HE AM HAVE
THE HIGHEST SCORE FOR 4000
YEARS.
FOODS MUMMY

THIS AM MUMMY IN CHARGE OF
MAKING ALL THE FOODS FOR
MUMMY LAND. SPIDER AM
APPRENTECE CHEF. MUMMYS
FAVERITE FOODS AM 1) SAND 2)
BETTLES 3) LARA CROFTS BUT ONLY
THE ONE TIME. ATTEMPTS TO
RECREATE FROM SAND AND
BETTLES AM BEEN UNSUCSESFUL.
BIGGEST HEAD MUMMY

THIS AM MUMMY WHOS HEAD AM
BIGGEST. YOU MIGHT THINK THAT AM
ROUND MUMMY BUT IT AM ONLY
COUNT IF YOU AM HAVING A BODY
TO GO WITH IT! THIS AM WHY
BIGGEST HEAD MUMMY ALWAYS
BULLYING ROUND MUMMY.
BLOCKS MUMMY

BLOCKS MUMMY AM IMPORTANT!
BLOCKS MUMMY AM BLOCKSMITH OF
ALL THE BLOCKS OF MUMMY LAND
WHICH ALL THE MUMMY HOUSE AM
MADE OF. IF YOU AM NEEDING MORE
BLOCKS YOU AM COMING TO
BLOCKS MUMMY. TELL HIM YOU AM
FREND AND HE CUT YOU A DEAL.
BLOCKS MUMMY JUNIOR

THIS AM MOST SON OF BLOCKS
MUMMY IN ALL OF MUMMY LAND.
HOWEVER HE IS REALLY ADOPTED.
HE AM ALWAYS LEARNING ABOUT
BEING A BLOCKSMITH WITH HIM
PROUD PAPA.
DIRTY MUMMY

THIS AM MOST DIRTYIST MUMMY! HE
AM MAYBE NEEDING A BATH BUT WE
MUMMYS AM HATTING WATERS. WE
AM ONLY LIKING SAND THE
OPPOSITE OF WATERS. JUST KEEP
OFF OUR CARPETS DIRTY MUMMY
AND WE NOT MAKE YOU GO INSIDE
WATERS.
BONE MUMMY

ALL OF MUMMYS HAVE BONES BUT
BONE MUMMY AM HAVING THE MOST
BIGGEST BONE IN MUMMY LAND! HE
AM MAKING THE OTHEREST MUMMYS
FEEL SMALL AND KIND OF SAD.
WOOD CRATES MUMMY

THIS MUMMY AM EXPERT ON WOOD
CRATES AND ALL THE THING YOU
CAN DO WITH THEM. THIS AM
IMPORTANT BECAUSE ALL OF
MUMMY TRESURE AM PROTECTED
BY WOOD CRATES PUZZLES. YOU
WILL NEVER FIND OUT HOW TO PUSH
THEM! UNLESS YOU AM ASK NICELY.
GIANT CHICKEN MUMMY

THIS AM MOST GIANT CHICKENEST
MUMMY. HE AM GARDING MUMMY
LAND GATE AND AM GOBBLE UP BAD
TRESS PASSERS! ESPECIALY IF THEY
AM HAVE TENACLES. THIS AM NEVER
HAPPEN HOWEVER BECAUSE DUMB
THING WITH TENACLE AM STAYING
FAR AWAY IN WATERS.
COOLEST THE MUMMY

THIS AM SO COOLEST HE AM HAVING
A THE. ALWAYS HE AM SAYING
THINGS LIKE "HEY MANS IT IS COOL.
YOU AM NOT WORRY." IF YOU AM
WORRY YOU AM TALK TO COOLEST
THE MUMMY AND HE AM TELL YOU
WHY YOU SHOULDENT WORRY.
(SECRET: BECAUSE IT IS COOL)
FULL OF CANDY MUMMY

THIS AM MOST FULL OF CANDY
MUMMY. IF YOU AM WANT CANDY
YOU AM JUST ASK FULL OF CANDY
MUMMY AND HE AM GIVING YOU
SOME OF THE CANDY HE AM FULL
OF. HOWEVER IT CARRIES A
TERRIBLE CURSE WHICH IS THIS: IT
IS A SECRET!!!
LAUGHING MUMMY

THIS MUMMY AM ALWAYS LAUGH AT
SOMETHING. HE AM THINKING EVERY
THING AM FUNNY. YOU AM DOING
ANY THING AT ALL AND HE AM
SAYING "THAT AM FUNNY!" THEN AM
LAUGHING. WHAT AM YOUR
PROBLEM LAUGHING MUMMY?
MEAN JOKES MUMMY

THIS MUMMY AM ALWAYS HAVE A
MEAN JOKES TO GET YOU. DONT GET
GOT BY ONE OF HIM MEAN JOKES! TO
NOT GET GOT YOU SHOULD BE
CAREFUL AND SHOULD STAY AWAY
FROM MEAN JOKES MUMMY.
CRAZY MUMMY

THIS AM WHERE MUMMY LAND AM
CRAZYIST!!! ALWAYS HE AM BEING
CRAZY. HE AM SO CRAZY, YOU AM
NEVER SEE ANYTHING CRAZYISTER.
"WHO AM MOST CRAZY" THEY WILL
SAY. "WHY THAT IS CRAZY MUMMY"
IS WHAT WE AM TELL THEM.
DOCTOR MUMMY

THIS AM MOST DOCTOREST MUMMY.
WHEN A MUMMYS AM BROKENED IT
AM UP TO DOCTOR MUMMY TO
UNBROKEN THEM. HE AM ALSO
GOOD AT FIX IT IF YOU AM NOT A
MUMMY. DO NOT FIGHT THIS. YOU AM
BE HAPPIER.
LICKINGEST MUMMY

THIS AM MOST LICKINGEST MUMMY!
ALWAYS HE AM LOOKING FOR THE
NEW THING TO LICK. WE AM
SUGJESTING YOU JUST RELAX.
EVENTUALLY HE AM BORED.
DUCK MUMMY


THIS AM MOST DUCKIST MUMMY. HE
AM ONLY MUMMY BRAVE ENOUGH
TO GO ON WATERS.
SCARY MUMMY

THIS MUMMY AM SCARYEST! HE AM
ALWAYS SAYING "OOOOOOOH!" AND
AM PUTTING ARMS UP IN THE AIR.
QUIT IT SCARY MUMMY YOU AM
FREAKING US OUT!!!
KEYS MUMMY

KEYS MUMMY AM NOT HAVING ANY
KEYS RIGHT NOW BUT WHEN YOU AM
HAVING KEYS THAT YOU NEED HIM
TO HAVE HE WILL ALWAYS BE
PREPARED TO HAVE THEM FOR YOU.
HIGH FIVE MUMMY

THIS AM MOST HIGH FIVINGEST
MUMMY! "HIGH FIVE!" HE WILL SAY
TO YOU. THAT AM ONLY THING HE
EVEN KNOW HOW TO SAY.
FLOPPY MUMMY

THIS AM MOST FLOPPYEST MUMMY.
ALWAYS HE AM FLOPPOLING ALL
OVER THE PLACE. IT AM SO NOISY!
FLOPPY MUMMY STOP THAT
FLOPPING! ALMOST YOU ARE BAD AS
THOSE NOISY ROUND MUMMYS!
DUDE BE TRIPPIN MUMMY

THIS AM MUMMY ALWAYS "BE
TRIPPIN" WHAT EVER THAT MEANS.
"HEY THERE DUDE BE TRIPPIN
MUMMY WHY DONT YOU COME OVER
AND HAVE SOME SAND WITH US?" IS
WHAT WE SAY. "SORRY I KINDA BE
TRIPPIN HERE" IS WHAT HE WILL SAY
BACK. WHAT EVER.
GAMER MUMMY

THIS AM MOST GAME PLAYINGEST
MUMMY. ALWAYS HE AM ALL ALONE
IN TOMB PAINTING MINITEURS.
GAMER MUMMY MAY BE YOU
SHOULD GET SOME SUN!
PET WORM MUMMY


THIS AM MOST PET WORM
HAVINGEST MUMMY IN MUMMY LAND!
HIM WORM AM BEST IN SHOW 4000
YEARS RUNNING!
TINY MUMMY

THIS AM MOST TINYESY MUMMY!
ALWAYS HE AM RUNNING IN THE
CUBBIRDS TO STEAL OUR MUMMY
CEREAL (SECRET: IT AM SAND). GET
OUT OF OUR CEREAL YOU TINY
MUMMY! WE AM LAYING TRAPS BUT
HE AM JUST TOO SMART.
LONGEST HEAD MUMMY

THIS AM MUMMY WITH THE MOST
LONGEST HEAD IN ALL OF MUMMY
LAND MAKING HIM THE BEST ONE TO
ASK QUESTIONS. HE AM ANSWER
ANY QUESTION YOU HAVE ABOUT
MUMMYS AND MUMMY LAND!
LONGEST DOG MUMMY

THIS AM ONLY DOG MUMMY BUT IF
THERE WERE A OTHER DOG MUMMY
IT WOULD PROBABLY NOT BE SO
LONG. WHAT THE HECK AM YOU
EATING TO GET SO LONG YOU CRAZY
LONGEST DOG MUMMY!?
OLD MUMMY

THIS AM MOST OLD MUMMY. HE AM
SO OLD HE AM WALKING WITH A
STIKS AND ALWAYS HE AM GRUMPY.
THIS IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH
ANGRY. THAT IS ANGRY MUMMYS
JOB.
MECHANICAL MUMMY

THIS AM MOST MECHANICALEST
MUMMY. HE AM FAN OF MOVING
PICTURES FROM A PLACE CALLED
JAPANESE. HE AM HAVING
POWERFUL FACE BEAMS FOR TO
WARDING OFF THE BAD GUYS.
ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHO HAVING
TENACLES.
MAGICIAN MUMMY

THIS AM MOST MAGICIANEST
MUMMY. ALWAYS HE AM PLAYING
FUNNY TRICKS AND DISAPEARING.
HE AM TALKING FUNNY TOO. HE AM
USING FANCY WORDS ABOUT
MUMMYS LIKE NECROMANTAGICAL
AND RENAMINATED. WE THOUGHT IT
WAS CALLED BEING A MUMMYS!!!
PILE OF MUMMY

THIS AM ACTUALLY FOUR MUMMIES
WHO AM MOST IN A PILE THAN
EVERY OTHER MUMMY IN MUMMY
LAND. THEY AM THE ACROBATS OF
MUMMY CIRCUS! MUMMY CIRCUS AM
BEEN #1 CIRCUS IN MUMMY LAND
FOR 4000 YEARS.
SCARED MUMMY

THIS AM MOST SCARED MUMMY.
ALWAYS HE AM HIDING BEHIND
FUNNY BLOCK. HE AM NOT KNOW HE
AM ONE OF THE BIGGEST MUMMYS
ANY WAY! PLASE BE KIND TO
SCARED MUMMY.
HAPPY MUMMY

THIS AM MOST HAPPYEST MUMMY!
ALWAYS HE AM SMILING AND
SKIPING THROUGH OUT MUMMY
LAND. IT SURE IS NOISY! TURN DOWN
THAT LOUD HAPPY YOU DARN HAPPY
MUMMY! MUMMYS AM TRYING TO
SLEEP!
TRICKY MUMMY

THIS AM MOST TRICKINGEST MUMMY.
ALWAYS HE AM THINKING UP A
TRICKY WAY TO TRICK YOU OUT OF
TRESURE! HE AM MASTER OF
DISGISES AND OF HAVING MANY
SECRET DOORS FOR HIM TO ESCAPE!
HUGGEST MUMMY

THIS MUMMY AM MOST SPECIALEST.
HE AM NOT KNOW HOW TO TALK BUT ALWAYS HE AM BEST
AT HUGGING! HE AM LIKE IT IF YOU
GIVE HIM HUGS AND COUNT THINGS
FOR HIM. ESPECIALY BETTLES.
STUPID MUMMY

HIM BRAIN AM NEVER PULLED OUT
AND AM MAKING HIM THE STUPIDEST.
HE AM THINKING WHOLE WORLD
TURN AROUND AT NIGHT INSTEAD OF
GIANT SNAKE EATING SUN. HOW CAN
WHOLE WORLD TURN AROUND?
WHOLE WORLD AM HEAVIEST THING
IN THE WHOLE WORLD! STUPID!!!
AWESOME HAIR MUMMY


THIS AM MUMMY HAVING MOST
AWESOME HAIR! ALWAYS HE AM
CALLING FROM THE HIGHEST
MOUNTAIN, "I AM HAVING AWESOME
HAIR!" YEAH AWESOME HAIR MUMMY
WE KNOW. IT AM YOUR NAME.
Hello there...anyone? My name is Cornelius Theodore Stoffenbeyer, professor of Archaeology at the
Howard Craftlove institute of antiquities - or as present company would have you believe, "Stupid
Mummy." I seem to have gotten rather misplaced during my last expedition and implore anyone finding this
message to contact my supervisor, Miss Catherine Katonic. I daresay I have lost track of time since I
awakened in the clutches of the resident "doctor"...I simply must return to my family. I cannot wait to
hear about their flight on the Hindenburg!
CUP MUMMY

THIS AM MOST CUPEST MUMMY IN
MUMMY LAND. HE AM SOURCE OF
ALL THE MAGIC MUMMY MOCHA.
THAT AM THE DRINK MUMMYS LIKE
BEST IN THE MORNING. IT AM
ACTUALLY SAND AND BETTLES.
BABY MUMMY

THIS AM MOST BABYEST MUMMY. HE
AM ACTULY BIGGER THAN A LOT OF
NOT BABY MUMMYS. ALWAYS HE AM
CHEW ON SOME THING. IF YOU AM
SHAKING BABY MUMMY YOU AM
HEAR A FUNNY RATTEL INSIDE.
MAYBE HE AM FILLED WITH TEETH.
WEIRD MUMMY

THIS AM MOST WEIRDIST MUMMY!
ALWAYS HE AM JUMPING OUT AND
BEING WEIRD AT YOU WHEN YOU
NOT EXPECT IT. "QUIT BEING WEIRD
AT US YOU DARN WEIRD MUMMY!"
AM WHAT WE SAY. "IT AM SO
NOISY!!!!!!"
WOAH THERE MUMMY


AS YOU CAN SEE THIS AM MUMMY
WHO AM ALL LIKE "WOAH THERE!"
ALWAYS HE AM BEING JUST A LITTLE
BIT SURPRISED BY SOMETHING THAT
HE AM NOT WANT ANY PART OF.
WEB MASTER MUMMY


THIS AM MOST MYSTERIOUS MUMMY
OF ALL!!!
AMAZING ARM MUMMY


AMAZING ARM MUMMY AM HAVING
ONLY ONE ARM BUT HIS ONE ARM AM
MOST AMAZING ARM IN MUMMY
LAND. IT AM CAN STRETCH AND
REACH ANY THING A WHOLE BUNCH
OF AWAY. HE AM A SUPER HERO OF
MUMMY LAND.
SCARY TREATS FOR YOU
MUMMY

THIS AM MOST HAVING A BAG OF
SCARY TREATS FOR YOU MUMMY!
NO MATTER WHO YOU AM IF YOU AM
REACHING INSIDE YOU AM ALWAYS
FINDING THE ONE TREAT THAT YOU
WILL THINK IS SCARIEST! REMEMBER
TO SAY THANK YOU.
MAMA MUMMY

SOME MUMMYS OF MUMMY LAND
USED TO BE OUT SIDERS BUT MOST
OF THE MUMMYS AM HATCHING
FROM MAMA MUMMYS MUMMY EGGS!
SHE AM ALWAYS SUPER TIRED AND
CRABBY BUT DEEP DOWN SHE AM A
LOVING AND MERCIFUL QUEEN.
SIGN MUMMY

SIGN MUMMY AM THE MOST BEING A
SIGN IN ALL OF MUMMY LAND! "YOU
AM NOW ENTERING MUMMY LAND!"
AM WHAT THIS MUMMY SAYS ALL OF
THE TIME SO YOU KNOW YOU AM
NOW ENTERING MUMMY LAND! HE AM
NOT HAVING A BODY BUT HE AM
PROUD OF HIS JOB.
TASTY MUMMY

THIS MUMMY ALWAYS AM HIDING
BECAUSE HE AM SO TASTY. HE AM
HIDING FROM THE ANTS. ALWAYS
THE ANTS AM TRYING TO TRICK HIM
INTO COMING OUT BUT TASTY
MUMMY WILL PREVAIL AGAINST
THERE TRECHERY TIME AND AGAIN.
CEREAL MUMMY

THIS MUMMY ALWAYS AM LIKING
MUMMY CEREAL (SAND) SO MUCH HE
AM RUNNING AROUND STEELING IT.
IT AM OKAY THOUGH. MUMMY LAND
AM RESPECTING THE NEEDS OF
EVERYMUMMY.