WIGGLES
EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM, WIGGLES IS WIGGLING! HE WIGGLES BECAUSE HE IS HAPPY. HE IS HAPPY BECAUSE HE CAN WIGGLE!
BALLOONA
BALLOONA LOVES BALLOONS. SHE
LOVES THEM SO MUCH THAT SHE IS
SOME BALLOONS! BALLOONA GETS POPPED A LOT BUT ALWAYS COMES BACK. SOMETIMES SHE COMES BACK ALL WRONG AND HAS TO BE POPPED AGAIN.
BADDY
EVERY OCTOPUS IS PRECOIUS BUT IF
THERE IS A BAD ONE IT IS BADDY!
YOU CAN TELL THAT HE IS BAD
BECAUSE HE IS THE UGLYEST JUST
LIKE PEOPLE. BADDY IS THE ONE
WHO WILL TRICK YOU!
PROFESSOR
PROFESSOR IS THE SMARTEST ONE
BECAUSE HE IS MADE OUT OF
SCIENCE. WHEN YOU ARE IN
TROUBLE AND YOU NEED TO KNOW
NEW THINGS HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE
NEW THINGS FOR YOU TO KNOW.
INSIDE OF PROFESSOR IS A BASE FOR GUYS.
CREEPY
CREEPY GOT HIS NAME BECAUSE HIS
MAMA WAS A "CREEPY CRAWLERS
THING MAKER PLAY SET." NOW HE IS AN ORPHAN. CREEPY IS
STILL A CHILD BUT HE IS ALWAYS
FULL OF SCARY STORIES. IF YOU
WANT TO HEAR A SCARY STORY,
TALK TO CREEPY!
FERDENAND
FERDENAND IS THE KEEPER OF THE
GIANT BOTTLE. HE CAN MAKE
ANYTHING BE INSIDE THE BOTTLE SO
SOMETIMES WE NEED MILK BUT
SOMETIMES WE NEED POISON.
FERDENAND IS ALWAYS THERE TO
HELP.
CAPN
CAPN IS BIG! CAPN IS ALSO AN OLD SALTY GRUMP
BUT HE HAS A HEART OF GOLD. IF
YOU ARE IN DANGER CAPN WILL BE
THE ONE TO COME AND GET YOU.
CAPN HAS A MAGIC DINGY. MAYBE
HE WILL LET YOU TOUCH IT.
PET FISH
PET FISH GOT HIS NAME BECAUSE HE
HAS A PET FISH. PET FISH ALWAYS
LOOKS AT HIS PET FISH. PET FISH
LOVES HIS PET FISH!
HUGO
HUGO IS STRONG! HUGO IS THE
GAURD OF THE TREASURE CAVE.
ONLY HUGO KNOWS THE PASSWORD
BUT HE WILL TELL YOU IF YOU SMILE
AND YOU ARENT A BAD CRAB. IF YOU
ARE A GOOD CRAB LIKE GUSTO HE
WILL ALSO TELL YOU.
AMAZING GUSTO!
GUSTO IS AMAZING! GUSTO IS THE
ONLY GOOD CRAB. HE IS FREINDS
WITH HUGO. THEY ARE ALWAYS
PLAYING IN THE TREASURE CAVE
BUT WHEN DANGER STRIKES THEY
LEAP TO ACTION!!! GUSTO IS LITTLE
BUT HE IS SMART. YOU COULD SAY
HE IS THE SMART ONE.
MARMALADE JOHNSON
MARMALADE JOHNSON IS AN OLD
MAGICIAN. HE KNOWS MANY THINGS
THAT YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO.
SOMETIMES IN THE NIGHT YOU WILL
FIND HIM ON THE WINDOWSILL,
SINGING THE SONG OF A THOUSAND
DEAD WORLDS. MARMALADE
JOHNSON IS A FUNNY MAN.
!!!WARNING ALERT!!!!
!!!!WATCH OUT FOR THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS! DO NOT
LISTEN TO THEIR LIES. IF YOU SEE THEM YOU MUST TELL
HUGO BECAUSE IT IS THE TRASEURE CAVE THESE BAD
CRAB BROTHERS WANT AND THEY WILL STOP AT NOTHING
TO SEE WHAT IS INSIDE!!!
BE EXSPECIONALLY CAREFUL OF THE BAD CRAB SONG!!!! DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS WICKED SONG OR YOU MAY BECOME AFRAID IN EVEN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
O.K. THIS IS THE END OF OUR ALERT YOU MAY KEEP RAEDING
OCTILARRY
OCTILARRY COMES FROM ANOTHER
DIMENSION WHERE HE IS A FAMOUS
WARRIOR. ALWAYS HE IS LOOKING
FOR THE WORTHIEST ONE TO FIGHT.
MAYBE IT IS HUGO? OCTILARRY
FIGHTS CLEAN AND WILL ALWAYS
HELP YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE DOWN.
BETTIE-ANNE MARGARET
SHE IS THE MOST RED ONE AND SHE IS A GIRL. BETTIE-ANNE MARGARET KNOWS HOW TO CUT FIREWOOD AT MAXIMUM EFFICANCY AND KEEPS TENTACLE TOWN WELL SUPPLIED IN UNDERWATER WINTER.
PRINCE MALARIA
PRINCE MALARIA IS COOl! HE IS A
ROCKER. HE WILL BE A ROCKER
FOREVER. WHEN YOU ARE IN
TROUBLE AND NEED SOMEONE TO BE
A ROCKER, PRINCE MALARIA WILL
ALWAYS BE A ROCKER FOR YOU. HIS
ALBUM IS THE #1 IN TENTACLE TOWN.
SNEAKY JACK!!!
SNEAKY JACK IS SNEAKY! HE WILL ALWAYS LIKE TO CAPER BUT HE IS NOT BAD. IF YOU HEAR A SCARY BUMP IN THE DARK IT MAY JUST BE SNEAKY JACK BEING SNEAKY FOR YOU. HOWEVER IF IT IS NOT SNEAKY JACK YOU SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID.
SQUIDDY
SQUIDDY IS BIG BUT SQUIDDY IS NOT
VERY BRIGHT. SQUIDDY LOVES
EVERY THING AND EVERY THING
LOVES SQUIDDY. EVEN THE SCUTTLE
BROTHERS ARE GOOD TO SQUIDDY.
TOUCHO
TOUCHO IS MYSTERIOUS! NOBODY
KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING WHEN HE
TOUCHES EVERY THING WITH HIS TOUCHER. TOUCHO IS
THE SILENT ONE. WE SHOULD KEEP
AN EYE ON HIM BUT SO FAR HE IS
WELL BEHAVED.
JAQUALINE
SHE IS THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST
MOUTH. INSIDE OF HER MOUTH ARE
ALL THE BAD DOLPHINS. WHEN THEY ARE BAD THEY
ARE SWALLOWED BY JAQUALINE
AND PURGED OF THEIR SINS FOR
1,000 DAYS. JAQUALINE IS VERY
IMPORTANT BECAUSE OF THIS.
DASH "DANGER" DICKINSON
DASH IS A HERO! HE HAD A
DIFFERENT NAME WHEN HE WAS ON
TELEVISION BUT HE QUIT BECAUSE
HE WAS ALWAYS THE BAD GUY. NOW
HE IS A HERO LIKE HUGO BUT DASH
IS A GRITTY AND STREETWISE HERO.
HE IS THE KIND OF HERO THAT WILL
MAKE YOU EARN HIS TRUST.
GESOMAN
GESOMAN COMES FROM ANOTHER
UNIVERSE LIKE OCTILLARY BUT THEY
KIND OF DO NOT GET ALONG. WHEN
THE NEED ARISES THEY WILL GET
ALONG GREAT THOUGH. GESOMAN
HAS QUITE A TEMPER BUT HE IS A
POWERFUL SEUSS CHEF.
BALLISTIC RICK
IF YOU ARE BITTEN BY BALLISTIC
RICK YOU WILL NEED TO SEEK
MEDICAL ATENTTION WITHIN 48 HRS.
OR EXPERIENCE PARALYSYS,
CONVULSIONS AND DEATH. DO NOT
INGEST BALLISTIC RICK. YOU ARE
ASKING FOR TROUBLE WHEN YOU
MESS WITH BALLISTIC RICK.
SQUID WORD TENTACLES
WOAH THERE SQUID WORD
TENTACLES HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?
JUST KIDDING SQUID WORD IS NOT
REAL HE IS PRETEND CARTOONS!
MAGIC SHELL
MAGIC SHELL IS MORE THAN JUST A
MAGIC SHELL. MAGIC SHELL IS THE
SOUL OF A HERO WHO GAVE HIS LIFE
TO SAVE US FROM THE COMING OF
THE GREAT BLACK BANE. IF YOU RUB
THE MAGIC SHELL AND YOU ARE
PURE OF HEART MAYBE HE WILL
COME OUT AND SAY "WHAT'S UP?"
BROOM TILDA
BROOM TILDA IS A WITCH! SHE IS A
WITCH BECAUSE SHE HAS A BROOM.
WITH HER BROOM SHE CAN DO
SINISTER POWERS ON YOU WHEN
YOU ARE BAD. SHE IS MARMALADE
JOHNSONS EX-WIFE BUT THEY ARE
ON GOOD TERMS.
PASQUELE
THIS PIRATE BECOME A FAMOUS
POET WHEN HE STOPPED BEING A
PIRATE BUT BE WARNED AS HE STILL
HAS A MEAN STREAK WHEN HE HAS
BEEN DRINKING! HE IS ALWAYS
TALKING ABOUT THE BITTER
REALITIES OF LIFE. WHATEVER DUDE!
HIS SWORD IS NAMED LORETTA.
DIE IN A HOLE
HE IS CALLED DIE IN A HOLE BECAUSE THAT IS ALL HE CAN SAY. HE USED TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE. WE ARE NOT SURE IF HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS SAYING OR HE HAS A HEART OF ANGER.
DOCTOR PTERODACTYLS
HE WAS A BAD GUY WHO HAD
PTERODACTYLS. NOW HE IS A GOOD
GUY BUT HE DOES NOT HAVE ANY
PTERODACTYLS.
COMMANDO DRAKE
IF YOU THOUGHT CAPN WAS BIG YOU
HAVE NOT SEEN COMMANDO DRAKE
AND YOU ARE AN IDIOT. COMMANDO
DRAKE IS MORE BIG. HE WAS A
COMMANDO AND SOMETIMES HE
KILLED FOUR GUYS. NOW HE IS A
FIRE FIGHTER BUT WE DO NOT HAVE
FIRES IN TENTACLE TOWN.
BONUS SCORE
BONUS SCORE LIKES VIDEO GAMES!
HE LIKES THEM SO MUCH THAT HE
ALWAYS HAS ALL OF THE NEW ONES.
"I HAVE THE BONUS SCORE ON ALL
OF THE NEW ONES" IS WHAT HE WILL
SAY TO YOU. WE HOPE THAT ONE
DAY SOME ONE WILL COME AND
TAKE HIM DOWN A PEG.
FROYD VAN SMEEDLY
FROYD IS SUCH AN OLD
GUY! HE WILL ALWAYS GET ANGRY
BECAUSE YOU ARE INSOLENT AND
OVER PRIEVELEGIED. SOMETIMES HE
WILL ALSO GET ANGRY BECAUSE
YOU DID NOT EVEN DO ANY THING.
THIS IS BECAUSE HE IS OLD. GO TAKE
YOUR MEDICINE SMEEDLY!!!
MADAM FUTURE
MADAM FUTURE CAN LOOK AT THE
FUTURE! SHE CAN DO IT WITH HER
MAGIC BUBBLE. SHE CAN LOOK
APROXIMATELY 3.62 HOURS INTO
FUTURE WITHIN A RADIUS OF 75 FEET.
IF YOU TRY TO GET HER WITH YOUR
STELTH SHE WILL KNOW AND YOU
WONT GET HER.
BIGMOUTH
BIGMOUTH HAS SUCH A BIG MOUTH
AND HE IS ALWAYS BEING
SURPRISED. HE WILL OPEN HIS BIG
MOUTH WHEN YOU SURPRISE HIM
AND SAY "AHH!" HE DOES NOT LIKE
PIRATES HOWEVER HE IS OKAY WITH
PASEQELE.
MYSTERIOUS ANDREW
....IT IS A SECRET!
NO FISHING SIGN
THIS GUY IS A "ROYAL" PAIN! (THAT IS A
JOKE IF YOU ARE A KING! IF NOT WE
WILL NOT JUDGE YOU HERE)
HE WILL ALWAYS BE SAYING "HEY
NO FISHING IN THIS FISHING HOLE!"
AND MAKE YOU GO FISHING IN THE
OTHER ONE. WHAT A BUZZ KILL.
TACO THE NINJA
OK SO LIKE WIGGLES IS ALWAYS
ORDERING THESE GROWN UP COMIC
BOOKS RIGHT FROM JAPAN. ONE DAY
THEY ACCIDENTLY SENT HIM A NINJA!
WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND HIS JAPAN
NAME SO WE NAMED HIM THE FIRST
THING HE SAID WHEN HE SAW
WIGGLES! HE MUST LIKE TACOS!
NOSEY NEWMAN
WHATEVER IT IS YOU MAY BE DOING,
NOSEY NEWMAN WILL COME AND
LOOK AT IT WITHOUT EVEN ASKING
YOU! THE NERVE OF THAT GUY! OF
COURSE IF YOU WOULD LIKE HIM TO
DO THIS THEN WE CANNOT STOP YOU.
HEY THERE DUDE
HEY THERE DUDE IS LIKE ONE OF
THOSE COOL GUYS WHO IS ALWAYS
SAYING THINGS LIKE "HEY THERE
DUDE" INSTEAD OF HELLO. YOU
SHOULD NOT GET MAD BECAUSE IN
ACTUALITY THIS MEANS HELLO!!!
WE LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY :'(
INCREDIBLE EYEBALLS RED
ONE OF THE INCREDIBLE EYEBALL
BROTHERS WHOS INCREDIBLE
EYEBALLS CAN SEE THROUHG
ALMOST ANY THING! IF YOU CANNOT
REMEMBER WHAT YOU SWALLOWED
TODAY OR YOU FOUND A SECRET
BOX YOU SHOULD ASK THE
INCREDIBLE EYEBALL BROTHERS!!!
INCREDIBLE EYEBALLS GREEN
HE IS NOT AS SMART AS HIS RED
BROTHER BUT HE IS THE PATIENT
ONE. IN FACT RED IS KIND OF A JERK
SOME TIMES. IT IS LUCKY THAT HE
HAS A GREEN BROTHER THAT CAN
EVEN HIM OUT.
PANCAKES AHOY
HIS TENTACLES ARE ALL STUCK IN A
BIG FLAT BIT THAT MAKES HIM THE
BEST AT SWIMMING! HE CAN SWIM
DOWN DEEPER THAN ANYBODY ELSE
IN TOWN! WE DO NOT KNOW WHERE
HE GOES BUT HE ALWAYS COMES
BACK WITH TRESURES FOR OUR TERSURE CAVE!
COSTUME PARTY!!!
COSTUME PARTY!!! (YOU HAVE TO
SPELL IT THAT WAY EVERY TIME) IS
ONE CRAZY PARTY GIRL! ALWAYS
SHE WILL JUMP OUT AND SCARE YOU
WITH ONE OF HER COSTUMES BUT
SHE WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO HAVE A
GOOD TIME IF YOU LET HER.
REMEMBER SAFETY FIRST THOUGH.
HEROBEAM Z
ONE HALF SCIENCE AND ONE HALF
ALIVE! THIS HERO WAS CREATED BY
PROFESSOR TO TEACH THOSE
SCUTTLE BROTHERS A PERMANENT
LESSON WITH HIS AWESOME HERO
BEAM! IT SHOOTS WHIRLWINDS WITH
ELECTRIC BLADES MADE OF ACID. IT
IS POWER LEVEL 19000!!
MECHA BAD NEWS
THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS MADE THEIR
OWN BAD GUY TO FIGHT HEROBEAM
Z! HOWEVER HIS TENACLE HEART
MADE HIM WANT TO BE A GOOD GUY.
NOW THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS ARE IN
2X THE TROUBLE! HE KEPT THE WORD
BAD IN HIS NAME TO REMIND HIM OF
HIS DARK PAST. HE CAN SHOOT LAVA.
PRICKLY POINTEY
PRICKLY HAS A BODY ALL COVERED
IN PRICKLIES! THIS MAKES IT
IMPOSSIBLE TO JUMP ON HIM! DO NOT
JUMP ON PRICKLY OR YOU WILL LOSE
A GUY AND HAVE TO START ALL
OVER!
VISIBLE GHOST-O
OOOOOOOO!!! DID WE SCARE YOU?
YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED
BECAUSE VISIBLE GHOST-O WILL
PULL EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK! HE
WAS THE GUARD OF THE TREASURE
CAVE BEFORE THE SALMONELLA
CAUGHT UP TO HIM AND HUGO TOOK
HIS PLACE. OOOOOOO!!! SORRY.
SCAREDY CAT
DONT LET SCAREDY CAT HANG OUT
WITH CREEPY OR VISIBLE GHOST-O! SHE WILL JUST GET
SCARED AGAIN AND WE WILL HAVE
TO TRICK HER INTO TAKING HER
MEDICINE. THE ONLY THING THAT SHE
IS NOT SCARED OF IS HER ROCKING
CHAIR NAMED EMMA.
HELP NUTS
HELP NUTS IS HEALTHY! HE IS SO
HEALTHY THAT HE ALWAYS IS
WEARING A HEAD BAND. LEGEND HAS
IT THAT IF YOU REMOVE THE HEAD
BAND HE WILL GRANT YOU THREE
WISHES TO GIVE IT BACK BUT
NOBODY HAS EVER CAUGHT HIM ON
HIS MAGIC FLYING EXERCIZE BIKE.
BIG MAC AND CHEESE
WHAT A PIG THIS GUY IS ALWAYS
LOOKING FOR FOOD TO EAT! IF YOU
ARE EATING SOME FOOD HE WILL
ALWAYS DROP BY TO SEE IF HE CAN
HAVE SOME AND IF YOU ARE NOT
CAREFUL HE WILL TRY TO EAT YOU
TOO! THIS HAPPENED ONCE BUT YOU
GOT BETTER.
ICE CREAM HEADACHE
SHE ALWAYS HAS A HEADACHE! IT
MAKES HER HAPPY HOWEVER
BECAUSE IT IS FROM EATING ICE
CREAM AND BECAUSE SHE IS A
FREAK. SHE WILL GIVE
YOU ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU CAN
EAT AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET HER
WATCH.
GOOD AND EVIL LUCY
THE LUCIES GUARD THE MIRROR
BETWEEN GOOD WORLD AND BAD
WORLD TO MAKE SURE THAT
NOBODY GETS MIXED UP! IT IS A
TOUGH JOB BUT THEY KEEP ONE
ANOTHER ENTERTAINED WITH THEIR
GOOD AND EVIL JOKES.
COOKIE JAR SKIPPER
HE IS THE WEALTHY SKIPPER OF HIS
OWN YACHT BUT HE IS SO LONELY
THAT ALL HE DOES IS HIT THE COOKIE
JAR! WHAT A BIG OLD DRUNK! IF
ONLY HE HAD A SPECIAL LADY TO
FILL HIS VOID.
COOKIES COOKIES
WELL FORGET WHAT WE SAID PAL!!!
COOKIE JAR SKIPPER HOOKED UP
WITH COOKIES COOKIES AND ALL SHE
DOES IS MAKE HIM COOKIES!!!
PROFESSOR SAYS THAT COOKIES
COOKIES IS AN "ENABLEDLER."
UPDATE: SHE BROKE IN LIKE A MILLION BITS.
FINALLY.
ERNIE GOES TO THE BEACH
ONE DAY ERNIE WENT TO THE BEACH
AND GOT INTO THE CRAZYEST
MISCHEIF IN THE WORLD! THE THING
IS HE IS STILL AT THE BEACH EVER
SINCE AND WACKY THINGS ARE
HAPPENING EVERY DAY TO HIM! NOW
IT IS EVEN HIS NAME! WILL HIS
ADVENTURE AT THE BEACH EVER COME TO A END? NOPE.
!!!WARNING ALERT TWO!!!
IF YOU THOUGHT THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS WERE BAD
ENOUGH WELL GUESS WHAT PAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS ALSO
THE OLD KING SCUTTLE DAD AND HE IS A BIG FAT STUPID
JERK. ALWAYS HE IS YELLING AT THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS
TO GET HIM OUR SECRETS FROM THE TRESURE CAVE! WHAT
DOES HE THINK HE WILL DO WITH THEM! HE IS JUST A DUMB
STUPID UGLY BUTT CRAB! (SORRY IF GUSTO IS READING THIS WE LOVE U GUSTO)
MIKEY DOESENT CARE
WHATEVER YOU MAY TELL MIKEY HE
WILL JUST NOT CARE! YOU CAN TELL
HIM THE MOST RAD UNBELIEVABLE
TRUE STORY LIKE WITH TWO LIONS
AND A BIKE AND HE WILL ONLY BE
LIKE SORTA INTO IT. HE WINS THE
NOT CARING CONTEST EVERY YEAR
BY NOT EVEN SHOWING UP!!!
STARTLING BOX
STARTLING BOX HAS ALL THE
SCARYEST BUG STICKERS TO SCARE PEOPLE AWAY BEFORE THEY GO LOOKING INSIDE HIM
AND GETTING STARTLED! THE INSIDE IS DIFFERENT
FOR EVERYONE SO WE DO NOT
ADVISE TESTING IT. IT COULD BE LIKE
ALL THESE FROGS OR SOME
QUICKSAND OR EVEN AN EXTRA BAD
DUDE!!!
LITTLEST TAMMY
WE DO NOT KNOW ANY OTHER
TAMMY BUT WE JUST ASSUME SHE IS
THE LITTLEST EVER. THAT IS HOW WE
ROLL HERE. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT
YOU ARE FREE TO GO SOMEPLACE
ELSE.
GLOOMY GUS
MAN WHAT A DOWNER! GLOOMY GUS
IS ALWAYS SAYING CRAZY THINGS
ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES ALIVE
THINGS CAN GET DEAD FOREVER
AND THERE ARE NO FERRETS
UNDERWATER. WHAT A LOSER.
LEGENDS OF SWORDON
LEGENDS OF SWORDON IS A FLYING SWORD OF MANY LEGENDS. HE WAS RESCUED FROM A HOBGOBLIN. HE IS A SWORD SO POWERFUL HE CAN CUT TWO BEARS IN HALF.
SNOOZY
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ASLEEP SO
WE NAMED HIM SNOOZY! HE IS BIG AS
THE WHOLE TOWN! MARMALADE
JOHNSON CALLS SNOOZY A OTHER
NAME BUT IT IS TOO HARD.
MARMALADE JOHNSON GETS MAD
WHEN WE TRY TO WAKE UP SNOOZY!
SNOOZY MUST NOT BE A MORNING
PERSON.
TOMMY TOO MANY
TOMMY TOO MANY IS JUST TOO MANY!!!!!!!! ONE...TOO...THREE...AND THEN IT LOOKS ALMOST AS THOUGH HE IS SOME MORE THAN THREE?! OH NO! THAT IS MORE KINDS OF MANY THAN WE KNEW THERE WAS. DONT BE SO MANY, TOMMY TOO MANY!
MEOWMO
MEOWMO MAY BE SMALL BUT HE IS FILLED WITH STUFF HE SAYS IS CALLED CATSNIP!!!! THIS IS THE SECRET (SHHH) TO HIS POWER TO CONTROL KITTIE CATUSES A KIND OF HIGH LEVEL MONSTER THAT LIVES UP ON DRY WORLD AND EATS SO MANY SEA ANIMALS, THERE ARENT EVEN ANY SEA ANIMALS LEFT ON DRY WORLD! MEOWMO USES HIS POWER TO MAKE SURE THE KITY CATES THINK THEY CANNOT SWIM. MEOWMO IS THE ONLY REASON WE ARE ALIVE. THANKS MEOWMO THAT IS PRETTY NEAT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT!!!! BUT PLEASE REMEBER TO TAKE YOUR SOCKS OUT OF THE DRYER WHEN YOUR DONE MEOWMO. THE LAUNDRY ROOM IS FOR EVERYBODY.
DIRTY MITCHELL
DIRTY MITCHELL IS THE DIRTY ONE!!!!!!! SOME PEOPLE SAY HE IS EVEN THE DIRTYEST DUDE IN THE WHOLE TOWN...HOLEY MOLEY! AND GUESS WHAT THOUGH IT GETS WORSE IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT BECAUSE DIRTY MITCHELL IS ALSO (PARDON OUR LANGUADGE!!!) ALWAYS HAVING A RUDE DUDE KIND OF ATTITUDE. DONT BELIEVE US?! WELL IF YOU TELL HIM TO GO TAKE A BUBBEL BATH ALREADY HE WILL SAY "WE LIVE UNDERWATER" SO WHAT DO YOU THINK!!! THIS DIRTY DUDE AND HIS RUDE TUDE....IT IS JUST... JUST OUT OF CONTROL........omg
SQUIRPLE THE CHARLIEZARD
SQUIRPLE THE CHARLIEZARD IS OCTILARRYS THIRD COUSIN TWICE REMOVED AND ALSO SHE IS DIGIMAN NUMBER 3 IN THE POPULAR ARCADEO GAME "YOGIOH THE GATHERING." SHE CANNOT STAND UP RIGHT BUT EVERY TIME SHE ORDERS A GAMER CHAIR IT FLOATS UP TO THE SKY. THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM NOW WE CAN NO LONGER SEE THE SUN. THANK YOU SQUIRPLE THE CHARLIEZARD WE DID NOT LIKE THE CURSED RAYS OF THE BURNING STAR.
BABY BONES
BABY BONES IS THE LITTLEST OF THE BONES FAMILY! HE IS ALL MADE OUT OF BONES, WHICH WE DO NOT HAVE AND NEVER HEARD OF. THIS IS WHY HE IS INVISIDIBLE. WHERE DID HE GO OFF TO NOW?! WELL YOU CAN ASK HIM ALL YOU WANT BUT HES SO INVISBIDLE HE WONT EVEN CARE!!!
PAPA BONES
PAPA BONES IS THE MIDDLEST ONE IN THE BONES FAMILY! HE LOOKS LIKE A GRUMP EXCEPT HES AS INVINSIBLE AS BABY BONES. SO REALLY HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A GRUMP AND HE IS REALLY NICE! IF YOU COME AND SEE HIM AND HIS SON IN THEIR INVIDIPLE HOUSE YOU WONT BECAUSE YOU CANT BUT YOU WILL HAVE A NICE TIME ANYWAY.
MAMA BONES
MAMA BONES IS THE BIGGLEST ONE IN THE BONES FAMILY! HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING.
SHINY JESSICA
SHINY JESSICA IS SO SHINY, SHE IS FAMOUS ON TENTACLE TOWN TWEET TOK DOT INSTANET WHERE SHE GOT ALL OF THE LIKES. NOW THERE ARE NO LIKES LEFT TO BE GOT BY ANYBODY ELSE. LISTEN PAL SHE WON YOU LOST GO HOME AND THEN OUTSIDE ALREADY!!! MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT TAKE OUR ADVICE AT MIDNIGHT OCLOCK THO. HEH HEH HEH >;}... WHATS THAT??? DIDENT YOU KNOW???? THEY SAY THAT IF YOU GO OUTSIDE AT MIDNIGHT OCLOCK AND SHINY JESSICA IS THERE...........WELL.......LETS JUST SAY SHE MIGHT BE SHINY AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARTHA 2
MARTHA 2 IS THE MOST SECOND MARTHA AND SHE IS THE TOWNS OFFICIAL KEEPER OF THE AMAZING MARTHA MYSTERY!!! THE AMAZING MARTHA MYSTERY IS THE AMAZING MYSTERY OF WHY SHE IS NAMED MARTHA 2. IF YOU ARE THE FIRST TO SOLVE THIS PERPLEXIFYING PUZZLE SHE WILL ALLOW YOU TO ASK HER TO MARRY YOU. WILL YOU BE THE FIRST TO EXCEPT THIS CHALLENGE??? NOBODY ELSE HAS BECAUSE WELL TBH SHES A LITTEL ANOYYING.
UNCLE BREAKFAST
UNCLE BREAKFAST IS THE UNCLE OF EVERY BREAKFAST. IN FACT HIS INCREDIBLE BREAKFASTS ARE WHY PANCAKES AHOY CAN SWIM SO STRONG! IF YOU ASK HIM TO MAKE YOU A PANCAKE TOO HE WILL SAY "SURE THING!" AND GET YOU A NICE HEALTY BOWL OF COLD GOO (WE ARE UNDER WATER SILLY!!!!!!!!!)
LITTLE SUSHI
LITTLE SUSHI IS UNCLE BREAKFASTS NEPHEW BUT HE DOES NOT WANT TO BE THE NEXT UNCLE OF BREAKFAST. SECRETELY (SHHH!) HE WANTS TO BE A SUSHI. ACTUALLY UNCLE BREKAFAST KNOWS THAT BUT HE REPSECTS HIS NEPHEWS PRIVACY. HE KNOWS THAT LITTLE SUSHI WILL TELL HIM WHEN HE FEELS READY BUT HE IS JSUT PROUD OF LITTLE SUSHI NO MATTER WHAT. OH YEAH THERES ANOTHER SECRAT (SHHH!) AND THE SEACRET (SSHHHH!) IS THIS: WE ARE ALL PROUDE OF YOU TOO. DONT GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!
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