RUNNY NOSE:

Oh, hewwo dewe. Awe you hewe about my *snnnffffff*...about my...*blurp*...my...

*Snort*...hang on...

*SPUTTER*

Awe you hewe about....

*Blorbb*

My...

*Gurgle*....

...Kidney stones? Dewe getting vewy unpweasant.