>Investigate Jay's Old Room
You backtrack through a slightly quiet maze than you thought it was. Quieter, except...
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
Weird. You hear that?
Weird. You hear that?
C0-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA
These readings are unmistakably Parliament, but I don't "hear" anything.
These readings are unmistakably Parliament, but I don't "hear" anything.
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
...Nothing? No weird carrying on??...
...Nothing? No weird carrying on??...
Weird carrying on, but it's not scaring you.
QUEEN MAYA CELIA
I don't hear it either. Even these gross little dudes have quit yapping for once.
I don't hear it either. Even these gross little dudes have quit yapping for once.
RAMBLIN' EVIL COLORECTAL POLYP:
Ahem, howdy from the tote bag, this gross little dude's got something to say; you don't wanna go in there.
Ahem, howdy from the tote bag, this gross little dude's got something to say; you don't wanna go in there.
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
I mean, it doesn't seem that bad down there.
I mean, it doesn't seem that bad down there.
Actually, not bad at all. Oddly familiar? Maybe you know them?
C0-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA
"Down" where? What's not bad? Granted they're not particularly threatening vibrations, that's for sure. Same flavor family as that Wellflap fellow, but barely louder than a glumnest or a ventwinder...
"Down" where? What's not bad? Granted they're not particularly threatening vibrations, that's for sure. Same flavor family as that Wellflap fellow, but barely louder than a glumnest or a ventwinder...
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
Actually, actually? ...Think I'm liking it, weirdly enough.
Actually, actually? ...Think I'm liking it, weirdly enough.
Yeah. It's good. You're sure now. Friend sounds. Pretty good.
QUEEN MAYA CELIA
Excuse me? When do you like anything, Fern? Heck, you don't even like pus.
Excuse me? When do you like anything, Fern? Heck, you don't even like pus.
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
Well, I like this. I like it. It makes sense. You don't know everything.
Well, I like this. I like it. It makes sense. You don't know everything.
It's right. This is a great idea. You don't know what it said but you know it's right that this is a great idea. Down.
RAMBLIN' EVIL COLORECTAL POLYP:
Haha, yeah, see, I dunno what's up with the old broad here but there's enough digestive tract up ahead to put me off, and that's even if it hooks up right, which is very much not the vibe I'm gettin here. Not my kinda buffet.
Haha, yeah, see, I dunno what's up with the old broad here but there's enough digestive tract up ahead to put me off, and that's even if it hooks up right, which is very much not the vibe I'm gettin here. Not my kinda buffet.
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
I'm gonna go in!
I'm gonna go in!
Smells nice too, feels nice, good words and smells, it's friend down there, you know it.
C0-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA
No, Fern, let's go back. This REALLY doesn't read right.
No, Fern, let's go back. This REALLY doesn't read right.
SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)
Hey, it's fine, I like it, itchy, okay? It's me! You know! Jeez. Paranoid sometimes. Fun.
Hey, it's fine, I like it, itchy, okay? It's me! You know! Jeez. Paranoid sometimes. Fun.
Tasty. Like it. Good. Okay. Friend.
QUEEN MAYA CELIA
...Staph......get an override going. Steer her out of here.
...Staph......get an override going. Steer her out of here.
C0-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA
...I've been trying...
...I've been trying...
QUEEN MAYA CELIA
Ahem.
FERN.
HEY.
STAPH SAYS IT'S BAD AND THE BUTT THING SAYS ITS BAD.
...FERN???
Ahem.
FERN.
HEY.
STAPH SAYS IT'S BAD AND THE BUTT THING SAYS ITS BAD.
...FERN???
SLOBFERN
Mmmn.
Mmmn.
