You chit chat a while with the weird things you're friends with. You believe you can piece some of the doctors together while you look for the remaining kids, and taking buzzer feedback into account, you all agree the lab tech might be one of the most helpful to have around first. You're about to work out your next move when something suddenly goes off in your brain...

>YOU ARE INTERRUPTED BY AN INCOMING SIGNAL

Garbled static sputters through your consciousness like an expensive plumbing problem. You barely catch a few snippets of meaningless chatter before you lose your grip on it.
CO-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA

Don't worry, Fern, we heard it too; we're locking on as we speak!

...Oh. Oh, I see! Hm. Oh.


SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

Was that the scissor monsters?? Weren't they working on me?! Real me??! Is this about my body!?!


CO-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA

Hang on...THERE! Got it!

Oh, GREAT news, Fern! They- oh, hold on....


SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

Hold on!!?


CO-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA

Hang on girl, they're still coming in quiet.....uh huh...uh huh...

...

....Wow, that's a relief! She'll be THRILLED! She-

...

Oh, oof, right, well, whatever works! She's grey, she won't know the difference!

...

....THAT many??....But they're dead now, right?

...

Oh, wonderful! Splendid!

...

....THAT much?....You cleaned it out, right?

...

Pseudoliquid? Wow. Well, "pobody's nerfect" as we say in this biz!

...

........To shreds you say......


SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

please.






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