The small doctor rifles around in some cupboards for a moment, producing a funny little haz-mat suit and a bottle of what seems to be ordinary disinfectant.


BACTERIUM DOCTOR:
Here you go, dear, I don't like handling this stuff myself.
Here you go, dear, I don't like handling this stuff myself.
You choose questions carefully as you clean up your injuries [HP RESTORED!]

YOU:
So, doctorrr...
So, doctorrr...

BACTERIUM DOCTOR:
Staphanie, but just Staph is fine! Now whatever brings someone like YOU to town, if I can ask?
Staphanie, but just Staph is fine! Now whatever brings someone like YOU to town, if I can ask?

YOU:
It's complicated. I was told you might know someone just out of town who could help me...
It's complicated. I was told you might know someone just out of town who could help me...

STAPH:
Ah, yes, she was hoping she'd get a visitor. Keeps raving about those strange vibrations coming down the North channels. Something's sure funny up there!
Ah, yes, she was hoping she'd get a visitor. Keeps raving about those strange vibrations coming down the North channels. Something's sure funny up there!

YOU:
Y...yes. I'm still not really sure what it is, myself, but I need to check it out. It's...personal.
Y...yes. I'm still not really sure what it is, myself, but I need to check it out. It's...personal.

STAPH:
I should certainly think so! She's long overdue for a check-up if you'd like to tag along.
I should certainly think so! She's long overdue for a check-up if you'd like to tag along.

YOU:
Really? Just like that??
Really? Just like that??

STAPH:
Of course!
It's not just every cycle that the whole world steps into your clinic.
Of course!
It's not just every cycle that the whole world steps into your clinic.