ITEM USED: VERY HEAVY BOX:

You wouldn't have found such a conveniently big, weird, heavy box if the walking colon polyp hadn't been duped by the colon monster with a talking wound's room number. How does it even fit in your bag? It's just a box, but it's a perfect reminder of how messed up and weird your existence has become.

You place the box near the doctor's office door.

ITEM USED: KIDNEY SWORD

When you had only just arrived in the hospital, you found yourself fighting for your life against a gigantic, floating kidney stone...and a fellow mother. She mineralized the same wooden shard you stabbed her with, and it's been saving your life ever since.

You use your sword to prop up the heavy box.

ITEM USED: EXTENSION CABLE

Nothing really special about this one. You just kinda found it on top of some lockers.

You tie it around your sword.

ITEM USED: RUBBER DUCK

You don't have any bow ties, but something tells you that the rubber duck you found by Doctor Man's office will be just as enticing to the weird little virus-thing.

You place the duck under the box.

ITEM USED: GLUE

For good measure, you coat the edge of the big box with the glue, taking care not to glue your sword to it.

FERN:

Alright, Willis...do the voice.