FERN:

Oh, um...at least you guys are doing well?

CROOKED SPINE:

UH-OH! Turns out we're too surrounded by INNNNNNNNN-CREDIBLE NEW DEALS to have any idea what you're talking about! We would NEVER expand into unauthorized zonal territory to provide you THESE once-in-a-lifetime treasures, and ANYONE who tells you otherwise is clearly acting out of petty jealousy towards are UUUUUUN-MATCHED SAVIIINNNNGGGSSSS!!!!