>Buy the Dangly Toy
CROOKED SPINE:
AaaaaAAaaAAAaAANNND after yet another UNNECESSARILY long break WEEEEEE'RE BACK FOLKS!!!
AaaaaAAaaAAAaAANNND after yet another UNNECESSARILY long break WEEEEEE'RE BACK FOLKS!!!
FERN:
What? I didn't go any...nevermind...we're taking whatever that thing is. I got an inkling of an idea of what we're gonna do with it.
What? I didn't go any...nevermind...we're taking whatever that thing is. I got an inkling of an idea of what we're gonna do with it.
CROOKED SPINE:
UNLIKE all your funds, that's nnnnnnnnNOOOOOONE OF OUR BUSINEEEESSS!
UNLIKE all your funds, that's nnnnnnnnNOOOOOONE OF OUR BUSINEEEESSS!
ACQUIRED: PLUSH CREATURE ON A STRING
What the heck is it? You're not sure. It reminds you of a big cat toy.
What the heck is it? You're not sure. It reminds you of a big cat toy.
CROOKED SPINE:
OUR PLEASURE exchanging monetary tokens for goods and/or services! DON'T FORGET your innnnnn-CREDIBLLLLLLE PRE-PAID BONUS GIFT!!!
OUR PLEASURE exchanging monetary tokens for goods and/or services! DON'T FORGET your innnnnn-CREDIBLLLLLLE PRE-PAID BONUS GIFT!!!
FERN:
Huh?
Huh?
A cardboard box is presented to you. You notice that things move around the spine as if it has an otherwise normal pair of unseen arms. You can swear you even hear fingers tap against it.
FERN:
This is from......who now?
This is from......who now?
CROOKED SPINE:
For a PERMANENT TIME ONLY! We'rrrrrrre NOT AT LIBERTY TO DIVULGE THAT INFORMATIONNNNNNN!!!!!
For a PERMANENT TIME ONLY! We'rrrrrrre NOT AT LIBERTY TO DIVULGE THAT INFORMATIONNNNNNN!!!!!
This statement is punctuated with an obnoxious cheering sound and multiple air horns, as though some fabulous prize has been revealed.
