>Go Exploring

SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

So, I think we should check out the rooms we're sure are safest first, if we have any way of measuring that, at least.


CO-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA

We do! We've dredged a lot of usable data from buzzerchatter.


QUEEN MAYA CELIA

And a loooooooot of complete nonsense. I don't even know what some of this is.

CO-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA

Doesn't matter, we've got what we need, and it supports what we drew from our own data sources.

There's an interesting one I think we should investigate first...something called the blindtrain.


Fortunately, nothing attacks you as you follow the rickety halls to this train-thing, though you're not entirely sure what you're looking at once you open the door...

CONDUCTOR

alll...ab...boarrrd...tooooot....tooooot....

woooooooo. wooooooooo.


SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

...Is it supposed to be...pieces?


CO-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA

Um. I'm pretty sure it's not.


SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

Looks like the abyss. I, uh, think I know what might have done this, same thing that killed my last normal body. At least, I hope it's the same thing. I hope there isn't worse out there.

...Does this guy need any help?



CONDUCTOR

toooooooooooooooooooooooooooot.

Heh. Heh.


CO-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA

I think he's growing back. Probably better not to tamper with him.


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