>Retrieve More Items From the Closet

You stop by the supply closet again. The buzzers seem reasonably certain that you need to "water" the restaurant with mayonnaise, sure, why the hell not, and that the plastic cactus is what you should trade for the wooden lung guy's unwanted brain, sure, why the hell not.

ACQUIRED: DANCING NOVELTY CACTUS

If it had batteries in it, it would wiggle around and play some sort of song. Your mom always loved these things.


ACQUIRED: WATERING CAN FULL OF MAYONNAISE

The mayo has long ago congealed into a vaseline-like consistency, slick with a sweaty outer layer of oil.






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