>Trade the Cactus for the Wooden Brain

You return to the anatomy model, where the wooden lung desired something that would be as different as possible from a wooden brain. The buzzers seem to think the dancing cactus toy should qualify.
WOODEN LUNG

I'll be the judge of that! Let me think here, what ARE the qualities of my wretched, wooden brain?

-A Realistic Effigy.
-Intended for Educational Purposes.
-Fashioned from biomaterial, e.g. wood.
-Representative of Part of an Animal.
-A Single, Static Piece.

So, what you're offering is...

-A Stylistic Effigy.
-Intended for Entertainment Purposes.
-Fashioned from Synthetic Plastics.
-Representative of an Entire Vegetable.
-A Battery Powered Mechanism.

Well...they're still both inanimate effigies of something living, buuuuuuut...alright. I'll allow it. Points for originality.

Just get the brain out, QUICK!


ANATOMY MODEL:

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SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

WHAT WAS THAT!?! I thought you said it was just wood!?!


WOODEN LUNG

Yes. Now it can stay that way and so can I. What a load off!

Now, howsabout I go back to minding MY own business and you go have fun with whatever your crap is about, kay?


ACQUIRED: WOODEN BRAIN

No, no. Not gonna make this your business. Everything isn't part of your little adventure, right? It's cool. It's cool! You just hope a fake brain will count as a "hard drive" to your makeshift PC.






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