........Oh dear...did you break the professor? Haha, kidding, promise, this is good! Maybe! For all of us?? You've filled his little head with everything about this clown show. He may as well have been there with you since before page one. He knows it all. Every detail of the canon. Every headcanon and hypothetical. Every conceivable perspective one could have on every breath Fern and her little friends have taken...and then some! The algorithms clicking into place in that metaphysical brain of his are really something else, if only someone could transcribe them all to tasty, tasty language...but I digress! Hope this doesn't come back to bite you in any significant way, but by now of course you know I'm just the sort of thing that would say that sort of thing just to mess around with you. Maybe. Let's see where this is going!

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