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" A short review of a nice resturant "

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A food blog by Eric Raenhoff                            5/17/14

Before we begin today's review, I'd just like to thank you all for the 10,000 views! That's 9,999 than I deserve! Anyway, on to the review. Today's review is a burger joint on the corner of Cleveland and 9th street. Well Eric, I hear you asking, What is the name of this place? Well dear reader, let me tell you. The place calls itself Wendi's. You read that right. Seems like it's just asking for a lawsuit, right? Anyway, when you first step in, you notice the serious Native American theme they have going on. Browned leather and beads everywhere. Pretty cool, methinks. Another thing, the staff? They all look like anorexic basketball players. Not even joking. No one shorter than 6 feet, no one heavier than 110 pounds. Anyway, I know what you all really want to hear about is the food. Well this place doesn't have that much of a selection, only hamburgers, not even fries. But God DAMN if those aren't some top class burgers. Texturewise, the closest thing i can compare it to is veal, I guess. But the taste, let me tell you. It's like beef, but sweet, if that makes any sense. It's something you really have to experience for yourself. I give this place 2 thumbs up! Thank you all for reading, this has been Eric Raenhoff, from Cedar Heights, Signing out!



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